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invent Communism

Germany didn't even exist back then as a nation and Karl Marx had to go to France after his works got censored in Prussia and got sent to exile again after he returned to the "German" states.

invent national Socialism

It was invented by an Austrian. And many nazi ideas came from other Countries. Social darwinism came from England, Antisemitism was originally a Catholic Thing and National socialism bases itself of Fascism which comes from Italy. Furthmore for the Holocaust and Expansionaism the Germans took Insoiration from the U.S.A. (manifest destiny), Britain (Concentration camps were originally a British thing) and the Ottoman genocide of the Armenians. The only truly German concept of the Nazis is their idea of the German ,,Volksstaat" (the German idea of an Ethnostate).

Export Communism to Eastern Europe

It's true that Germany sent Lenin to Russia 1917 to win the Eastern Fronty however Lenin was not the sole contributor to the creation of the Soviet Union, there were multiple Communist groups which would have likely overthrown the Tzar anyway if Lenin never returned.

And communism in other Eastern European Countries was done by the Soviet Union, not Germany.

Destroy the whole of Europe

WW1 was basically bound to happen due to the difficult geopolitical Relations between the European Countries. The Central Powers might have started WW1, however it's foolish to assume that if Germany remained passive Europe would have remained in peace. France wanted revanche for their lost war against Prussia and the territories they lost. Britain would still do everything in its power to weaken Germany because Germany challenged their hegemony. And Russia contested the Balkans with the Ottoman Empire and Austria Hungary.

And at last, WW2 was caused by the consequences of WW1. Italy and Japan became fascist because they felt neglected and discriminated against (due to receiving less reperations and territory from the losers than France and Britain), the Nazis could only rise to power due to the political vacuum after the German Emperor was overthrown and the Weimar Republic couldn't form a stable goverment, alongisde multiple crisises inside Germany.

TBH I'm of the opinion that the Europeans deserved WW1 and WW2 which makes me think why the Naziseven used Jews and Communists as scapegoats when the French and British already existed, but that's another topic.

get billions of free money from the naive allies

Not free, not much compared to other countries. Another guy went into greater detail inside this comment threat explaining it much better.

Also the purpose behind it was to build up Germany as the wall against the Eastern Block. Before that they considered the Morgenthau Plan which sought to deindustrialise Germany and turn it into an agrarian shithole. And calculations of this very plan exspexted this reformation of Germany would have caused the death of 30 mio. Germans.

allies are kind enough to send tousands of their soldiers

The Allies literally turned Germany into their human shield against the Soviet Union. The doctrine of the German Army during the Cold war was being the cannon fodder long enough for the other Nato Countries to mobilise.

I also want to note a small fun fact: France's nuclear missiles back then had limited range and couldn't reach a Societ state. The purpose of those missiles was to wait until the Soviets took over Germany and then fire them.

communism completelly destroys Eastern Europe

I find it funny how Eastern Europe is always portrayed as this innocent victim. I'm not saying they deserved the occupstion, but many Eastern European countries collaborated with the Germans and even without them started wars, ethnic cleansings and whatever. Poland was an authoritarian Dictatorship before WW2, when Germany annexed czechoslovac Territories, Poland used the situation to also take a psrt of Czechoslovakia. Quite the karma. And the Soviet. The Soviets also granted Poland the industrialised territories of Eastern Prussia which I think boosts Poland's economy quite a bit up to this day.

Be super smut about everything

The only thing Germans are smug about is how self hating and submissive to the EU and US they are.