I'm replying to a scam text with Lebowski quotes, until they asked me how old I am... The Dude abides, but how do I reply?

Can you build a rule to send them "This is what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!" once every five minutes for ... I don't know ... eternity?

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Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit

How old am I? Old enough to be the parent of three graduates of The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers! And proud we are of all of them!

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stuffbehindthepool@reddit

I’m not trying to scam anybody here man

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xxFrenchToastxx@reddit

spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings... smoking a lot of thai stick... breaking into the ROTC... and bowling. To tell you the truth Brandt, I don't remember most of it.

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servey02@reddit

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

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53Hump@reddit

Tomorrow’s already the 10th…

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WilltheNYJetseverwin@reddit

Almost 33. DOB 9/11/91.

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WilltheNYJetseverwin@reddit

DOB 4/20/69

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Velocitor1729@reddit

Age is not the issue, Dude. The issue is drawing a line in the sand. Beyond this line, you do not... also, "scammers" is not the preferred nomenclature. Telemarketers, please.

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anditcounts@reddit

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax

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LaVidaYokel@reddit

AT 15 MPH, I ROLL OUT!

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denzien@reddit

The Knudsens.

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SMAMtastic@reddit

Are you employed sir?

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jakelaw08@reddit

Older than you.

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Open-Illustra88er@reddit

gif

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HisDudeness316@reddit

The bums will always lose, do you hear me Lebowski?

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CockroachAccurate652@reddit

What... What day is it?

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runk_dasshole@reddit

I'm doing this very often. They've got us working in shifts.

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OfficialDanFlashes_@reddit

Who the fuck are you, man?

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Ordinary-Election-94@reddit

The friend with the cleft asshole?

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CaptainD743@reddit (OP)

The bar's over there...

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WhatthehellSusan@reddit

Well.... you know..... age is.... just..... like a number, man

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vegsac@reddit

Is this… what year is this?

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pmags3000@reddit

I'm a brother Shamus

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Just_Another_AI@reddit

A dick, man

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mismanagedmischief42@reddit

To tell you the truth Brandt I don't remember

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Dubsmagicbus@reddit

Only fifteen... flunkin' social studies.

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CalendarAggressive11@reddit

I am the walrus

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ImmaFancyBoy@reddit

Mark it an eight dude

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CaptainD743@reddit (OP)

This is a league game, Smokey...

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cbro49@reddit

This determines who enters the next round robin. Am I wrong?

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BlueGlow00noo@reddit

You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole.

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ComfortablyBalanced@reddit

Well, it's all water under the bridge.

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ForswornForSwearing@reddit

No...

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ForswornForSwearing@reddit

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--

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CaptainD743@reddit (OP)

What is the connection to Vietnam?

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ForswornForSwearing@reddit

Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.

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murphanduncas@reddit

Face it Walter there's no connection.

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ForswornForSwearing@reddit

Have it your way, but my point is--

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

Yeah, what’s your point, Walter?

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ComfortablyBalanced@reddit

Your roll.

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originalbrowncoat@reddit

This aggression will not stand

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SeparateMongoose192@reddit

8 year old dudes

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Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit

Older than you are

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Due-League932@reddit

Start dumping fake trauma on them, make them your therapist

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jonnyredshorts@reddit

Age is not the issue here dude

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ODBrewer@reddit

The Port Hurón statement was published in 1962, the movie takes place in 1990. Don’t know if that helps but if the Dude were 20 in 62 then he’d be 48 in the movie.

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