But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.
Tummeh142@reddit
"If you talk to others, did your parents teach you rudely?"
Look at this smart ass acting like his ancestors built the railroads here
Nice_Leopard_7135@reddit
The chinaman is not the issue here!
03d0g@reddit
He peed on the Dude’s rug.
DIYdoofus@reddit
You think rug pissers generated that call?
LowVacation6622@reddit
Donnie, please.
Nice_Leopard_7135@reddit
Nah he’s acting like a modern day chinaman not someone who built the railroad
Severe-Experience333@reddit
Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, asian american, please.
Key-Performer-9364@reddit
They’re going to kill that poor woman.
Well, probably not kill her. But the person who texted you is probably a prisoner:
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/28/world/asia/cambodia-cyber-scam.html
Busty-Naturals@reddit
He had to go door to door and tell everyone he was a peterast
DIYdoofus@reddit
When he first moved to Hollywood?
writer_pjh@reddit
What’s a pederast Walter?
Weird-Yesterday-8129@reddit
Oh no that poor woman
FunctionBuilt@reddit (OP)
That had not occurred to us, dude.
DiabolicalDan82@reddit
New shit has come to light, man
PHI41-NE33@reddit
this is a very complicated case. Lots of ins, lots of outs, lots of what have yous.
lifeaquatic7@reddit
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax
Sttocs@reddit
YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I’M LIVING IN THE PAST!
Severe-Experience333@reddit
Walter, man, you're not even fucking Jewish.
Bontkers@reddit
So what are you saying? When you get a random bot text you turn in your smartphone ? You get a new iPhone? You STOP being Jewish?
DIYdoofus@reddit
Shomer shabbos.
Open-Illustra88er@reddit
OMG. Someone stole my identity and I get texts all the time. Im going to start doing this.
COMountainSage@reddit
It’s tide-stick. Just saying
COMountainSage@reddit
I stand corrected
FunctionBuilt@reddit (OP)
You sure about that?
CapitTresIII@reddit
Scammer shaming OP with ethics….wtf?
SobchakCommaWalter@reddit
85 unread texts????
Phones ringing, dude.
Potential-Run-3008@reddit
Definitely a chinese bot
Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit
Vagina.
joewildwood@reddit
This reminds me of the old Arnold sound boards that people used to do prank calls with. Ah the early 00s
TimJC81@reddit
Nice close with calmer than you are lol
MaMerde@reddit
Chef’s kiss
FunctionBuilt@reddit (OP)
They gave up after that. Fairly certain it was a bot, or at least someone controlling AI responses.
LaughingPlanet@reddit
Far fucking out, man
torontopeter@reddit
Wahoo, you’re throwing rocks tonight! Mark it, Dude.
BaconBreakdown@reddit
That dog has fucking papers.
booveebeevoo@reddit
Was Cynthia AI?
StanleyRuxy@reddit
Advanced
Bradentorras@reddit
Brilliant work
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Missed a “Cynthia Ackerman” opportunity… poor sap.
The_Shoe1990@reddit
... She's cracking.
Aloysius-78@reddit
85 unread messages dude
FunctionBuilt@reddit (OP)
The unread messages are not the issue, Dude.
c-papi@reddit
This aggression will not stand, dude
Hizankdtizank@reddit
You gonna read those, dude?
03d0g@reddit
Thank you, Donny.
Lowspark1013@reddit
Her life is in your hands, Dude.
jontaffarsghost@reddit
Man don’t say that.
hustler1986@reddit
Mr Lebowski asked me to repeat that: her life is in your hands.
c-papi@reddit
8 year olds, dude
Kentuckywindage01@reddit
Cynthia? I thought she was in Honolulu for the weekend! Strumpet!
haikusbot@reddit
Cynthia? I thought she
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Ok_Television9820@reddit
I got added to a WhatsApp tourguide group from a random foreign number this week, followed by a similar text. Must be a thing going around.
Lanuhsislehs@reddit
But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.
lazerayfraser@reddit
“… are you talking like that.. because you’re a nihilist?”
anditcounts@reddit
They call Los Angeles the “City of Angels”. I didn’t find it to be that, exactly.
wholesomechunk@reddit
Very dude sign off man.
IAlreadyKnow1754@reddit
Perfect dude
rojasdracul@reddit
The clamer than you are at the end is just, * chef's kiss *
wwJones@reddit
I'm finishing my coffee(beer I just spit out laughing,)
palavrao@reddit
Like a child
No-Ratio-3494@reddit
So good
MortgageJoey@reddit
Dude. 85 unread messages!??!?!
Draco_Lazarus24@reddit
Did she ask you to watch her Pomeranian while she and her boyfriend went to Hawaii?
Sttocs@reddit
First of all, dude, you don’t have an ex.
maksgee@reddit
Fking dog has papers.
Sttocs@reddit
The In-N-Out is on Camrose.
SecretPrinciple8708@reddit
These fuckin’ amateurs. They send us a text, we’re supposed to shit ourselves with fear.
g0rd0zilla@reddit
Maybe the beer talking but shit this is some of the best I’ve seen in a while.
maksgee@reddit
I died at the Can you come to California next month? "Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit" XD. Just gold.
nbarry51278@reddit
This guys a fucking gold bricked. Never been so sure of anything in my life.
MSGdreamer@reddit
The last line killed me 😂
J-Love-McLuvin@reddit
That’s pretty good. Well done.
morningmaniacmusic@reddit
I feel like the white texts were AI
Busty-Naturals@reddit
It’s all part of your sick Cynthia thing, man.
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
First of all dude you don’t have an ex
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
spatuladominatrix@reddit
ooh, this was a good one
Weird-Yesterday-8129@reddit
That's marvelous
gloriosky_zero@reddit
Written by men who are unable to achieve on a level field of play