Nobody Fucks with the Jesus

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Perfect_Play_622@reddit

Always chuckle with the Spanish version of the Eagles playing

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richNTDO@reddit

Every single line of this scene is quotable.

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reddittothegrave@reddit

“Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.”

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black2fade@reddit (OP)

It’s a lot of fun watching Walter get worked up when the dude explains his theory that Bunny kidnapped herself.

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Bully-Rook@reddit

I love that he tries to make a connection to Vietnam. Great scene.

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Veteranis@reddit

I don’t think he’s making a literal connection. I think he did go to ‘Nam, and the trauma seeps into everything in his life since. He’s played for comedy, but there’s a core of sadness in him.

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CartographerOk7579@reddit

Instantly convinced by the dude’s explanation, and immediately embellishes the story because he loves drama.

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Nickleeham@reddit

So much drama. Maybe he wants more drama because his life was enriched by his experience in Nam.

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CartographerOk7579@reddit

Or his wife…. There’s a lot to unpack there.

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Pretty sure this is the part where the dude says that Walter did not go to Vietnam. But again he’s talking over the dude so loudly that there is dialogue being said, but I don’t know because you can’t hear it. But this is what always made me think that Walter never served ever.

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black2fade@reddit (OP)

The dude doesn’t say that Walter didn’t go to Vietnam.

The dude says that Walter talking about his buddies dying in Vietnam has nothing to do with Bunny’s scheme of kidnapping herself to squeeze money out of the Big Lebowski.

A non-sequitur if you will.

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Golee@reddit

Ah haha you rock. 😉 thank you

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NukeTheBurbz@reddit

I love how Donnie gets more confident that he’s regencies the correct quote the more he says it, you see his face slowly changing.

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EvilSibling@reddit

I am the walrus 😏

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i-wont-lose-this-alt@reddit

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

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rbraibish@reddit

I love this movie.

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Avocado_In_My_Anuss@reddit

I am the walrus

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thebenn@reddit

Is this a...what day is this?

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thebenn@reddit

What's wrong with Walter dude?

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Particular-Wrongdoer@reddit

Me and Liam, man…

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

… so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore, could waltz around town…

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HisDudeness3008@reddit

I don't see any connection with Vietnam...

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black2fade@reddit (OP)

Well, there’s no literal connection.

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TopspinLob@reddit

🎼🎶 Welcome to Ciudad California 🎵🎶

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gloriosky_zero@reddit

We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude

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SeparateMongoose192@reddit

Across this line, you do not!

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HisDudeness3008@reddit

Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

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indorock@reddit

I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here!

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Standard-Diamond-392@reddit

Hahahaha awesome grab 😂👍

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black2fade@reddit (OP)

I cannot but laugh when that baby face guy “Liam” comes on screen (Jesus’ bowling partner).

He has a non-speaking role and has an earnest Boy Scout demeanor when Jesus is giving “the talk”.

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Fonzgarten@reddit

I love how he becomes complicit in Jesus’ shenanigans and just has to roll with it. I always wondered if he secretly hated the Jesus. Me an’ Liam man.

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hawkeye5188@reddit

ARE YOU READY TO BE FUCKED MAN???

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Fonzgarten@reddit

What’s this day of rest shit?! What’s this bulllllshit? It don’t matter to Jesus!

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anditcounts@reddit

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downtune79@reddit

8 year olds dude...... seriously.....he's a pederast

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HisDudeness3008@reddit

What's a pederast?

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Commercial_Set2986@reddit

What's wrong with Walter Dude?

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HisDudeness3008@reddit

He's not wrong, he's just an asshole.

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thereichose1@reddit

Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit

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Hanzz101@reddit

That creep can roll.

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Jaayeff@reddit

“Rug pee-ers did not do this!”

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Impressive_Pitch_869@reddit

One of my favorite movies. Nobody fucks with Jesus!

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Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit

I had a beeper once. Not in ‘Nam, of course.

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ChrisPollock6@reddit

Let me tell you something pendejo!

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Antique_Ad_1211@reddit

Flash a piece out on the lanes..

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AttackOnSobriety@reddit

Ya well .....that's like.....your opinion man....

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Cinade@reddit

Probably my most used Dude quote, at least daily

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AttackOnSobriety@reddit

Ya well, that's like, you know....your opinion man.

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AudienceProper2131@reddit

you said it pendejo!

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TurboTerbo@reddit

Fcuk I love this movie 🤣🤣

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thejackulator9000@reddit

I've seen this movie probably 20-25 times and I literally just noticed that he said 20 grand. It was $100,000 "bones or clams or whatever you call them". Did he just lie to Walter and say he was only getting 20 grand cuz he knew he'd probably want to borrow money?

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black2fade@reddit (OP)

The 20 grand is for making the handoff.

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