be wife
sit with my husband in the couch upstairs, life good
all of a sudden, the most unexplainable sounds come from the bathroom
wtf.wav
husband rushes downstairs, yelling his lungs out
i follow behind, wanting to see what happened
husband turns back to me, his entire body covered in liquid shit
i look inside
its my son, groaning and crying like a bitch
his entire back, toilet and the bathtub is covered in shit
cant apprehend this view
vomit my guts out
mfw i witnessed my son shit out his soul and his life
bed greentext
be bed
relaxing, enjoying the freshly new applied sheets, pillow cover and blanket
feel like the coldest mf ever lived
night comes, this fat cunt is laying on me
his fat body ruins my physique but i cant complain
all of a sudden, the hiroshima bombs start to be prepared
his fat asshole starts to spew out liquid shit to my body of sheet
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the seeping shit runs down to my sheet cover, then to the floor
i feel disgusted
fat fuck wakes up, taking off his blanket and seeing the puddle of shit on my body
he gets up, rushing to the bathroom
i stand there, in silence
pc friend looks at me in shock, aswell as chair friend
my entire body
covered in shit
i cant recover from this
Read it next time you take a dump, or is your attention span so fried you can't read more than a couple words at a time even when you are literally stuck on your ass with nothing else to do?
Lukebekz@reddit
my sides!
Flatulatio@reddit
Is it common for people's ass cheeks to slap together while they take a shit? I might be doing it wrong.
breakfasteveryday@reddit
Trick is to get fatter. Much fatter.
MagosOfTheOmnissiah@reddit
Wouldn't ones buttox then be heavier and thus harder to clap like so?
Anteater_Pete@reddit (OP)
Go buy yourself a vat of raw cookie dough. There's only one way to make sure.
https://i.redd.it/xzn7z5xmd9nd1.gif
asiboe_rblx@reddit
im surprised there isnt a wife greentext and a bed greentext about this rofl
Anteater_Pete@reddit (OP)
asiboe_rblx@reddit
well if you ask nicely
wifey greentext
bed greentext
I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit
I'm not reading all of this shit.
I_Automate@reddit
Your loss.
Read it next time you take a dump, or is your attention span so fried you can't read more than a couple words at a time even when you are literally stuck on your ass with nothing else to do?
Kelainefes@reddit
You definitely should
Number1_Berdly_Fan@reddit
So true bestie❤️ unleashes a slimy turd down your throat
Weirdguy215@reddit
Just finished it. r/I_am Reptoid_King worth it.
unknowinglurker@reddit
You're missing out.
Odd-Accident-7188@reddit
Learning an old greentext had multiple comments is like learning your favorite book got a sequel
psyEDk@reddit
that was the funniest fucking greentext i've read in a long time man, the chain of replies are gold.
and of course it's from over a decade ago
Der_Wappla@reddit
Best greentext since a long time
Beneficial_Process64@reddit
Friend dies 💀
ktsb@reddit
We swipe through rivers of shit to find gems like this
Zalar01@reddit
OfWhomIAmChief@reddit
Pretty epic greentext
Weirdguy215@reddit
This was a good read. I need more like this.
SoupaMayo@reddit
Tldr does it worth reading