I'll be honest, this is what I want done with my body. Don't pump me full of preservatives. Just turn me into plant food and let everybody who wants one take a flower pot or 2 full of soil and they can grow something from it. They claim that approximately 1 cubic meter of soil is produced from the composting, which is quite a bit.

Maybe my loved ones can use the soil to grow something awful, like a kudzu vine or bamboo. Something that's a real pain in the butt to get rid of.