Maybe the op posted their own greentext?
(I know the title doesn't make that very likely, but either way people do tend to post their own green texts on Reddit)
idk man you were autistic enough to type "you" which is cool, i can understand using "you" to refer to people broadly but using "you" to refer to a specific person in this context is just a little odd. no worries tho
Nah.
I couldn't care less about whether some nerds on Reddit think I am funny.
But I can assure you that making said nerds seethe brings me great amusement.
Dream_Demons@reddit
And I bet every username you create is probably something real usual like "tom" or "adam"
T_Ijonen@reddit
Why are you talking directly to the people in the screenshot while being on a completely different website?
Dream_Demons@reddit
Maybe the op posted their own greentext? (I know the title doesn't make that very likely, but either way people do tend to post their own green texts on Reddit)
somehuman16@reddit
its over a year old? he was just holding onto it this whole time? lol.
Dream_Demons@reddit
I don't see how you could've expected me to notice that lol
somehuman16@reddit
idk man you were autistic enough to type "you" which is cool, i can understand using "you" to refer to people broadly but using "you" to refer to a specific person in this context is just a little odd. no worries tho
SoupaMayo@reddit
You guys are really arguing about someone saying "you"
Fair_Preference3452@reddit
You have selected you, meaning me. That is incorrect, the correct answer is you
kxxxxxzy@reddit
I’ve argued about even more pathetic shit in my time
Anything for the dopamine rush of making someone feel like an idiot
somehuman16@reddit
this is barely even an argument lol. i just called it odd.
T_Ijonen@reddit
Still makes you sound like a fucking weirdo
cell689@reddit
Why do you obsess so much over his choice to write in second person? Makes you sound like a fucking weirdo.
T_Ijonen@reddit
Huh, I didn't know that two shitposts while on the shitter that I'll forget as soon as I flush already count as "obsessed", but you do you
cell689@reddit
Weirdo through and through
T_Ijonen@reddit
And there's nothing you can do about it
cell689@reddit
Oh, he tries to be funny now
T_Ijonen@reddit
Nah. I couldn't care less about whether some nerds on Reddit think I am funny. But I can assure you that making said nerds seethe brings me great amusement.
Dream_Demons@reddit
I'm no stranger to starting stupid drama but you could at least argue about something that makes sense to argue about.
T_Ijonen@reddit
A fair critique, but right now I'm just lazymaxxing
Dream_Demons@reddit
Fair enough, I feel ya
cell689@reddit
Yap yap
T_Ijonen@reddit
If you continue falling for my weak af bait I'm going to get a boner
cell689@reddit
I think you're the one getting baited man
T_Ijonen@reddit
cell689@reddit
You just spent 10 minutes on making a meme to try and convince me that I'm the one being mad?
Good job dude, I'll forget about this encounter now. Have fun.
T_Ijonen@reddit
Take care bae
Dream_Demons@reddit
Whatever
notsogreenmachine@reddit
Found the Queaseboat
WintersbaneGDX@reddit (OP)
The extent of the comment chain here is hilarious.
To clarify, no, I am not Anon. I am not named Queaseboat. My real name is FuckStick.
wine_coconut@reddit
What about Thurman though?
Supersnow845@reddit
Anytime someone says a bad name on 4chan I always think of Thurman
teutonic_terror@reddit
There was a dude named Thurston at my uni who got arrested for groping women
Edwunclerthe3rd@reddit
His parents gave ample warning he was thirsting
UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb@reddit
Fucking Thurman
ceruraVinula@reddit
hehehe sup Thurman
LordPopothedark@reddit
You could always just go with Manny, though it is a stretch
Anen-o-me@reddit
Uma? She good.
Mesarthim1349@reddit
Imagine being named Strom
Ophois07@reddit
*Thurmond for the second one though
WintersbaneGDX@reddit (OP)
Thurman, Pheonix, Shithead, Hegemole... so many broken souls, never given a chance. Too many to list in one title.
rhino_shit_gif@reddit
Goobins
Fuzzy-Spread9720@reddit
Swenjamin
boozeystjohn@reddit
It’s no Dongus.
gigalo_penisanti@reddit
AutopsyDrama@reddit
QBoat ma maaaan!
duckLIT_@reddit
Change your name to trashboat instead
NeppuNeppuNep@reddit
No-Expression-7765@reddit
I was looking for this comment
water_bottle_goggles@reddit
better than trashboat
thesweetsknees@reddit
I saw someone in a thread once whose name was (allegedly) Pubert
Ophois07@reddit
No that's the baby from the Addams family.
WintersbaneGDX@reddit (OP)
I'm willing to bet nobody is actually named Queseboat either.
Larold and Thurman I believe. Beepus and Hegemole I don't.
PussyIgnorer@reddit
What up Queasy
TrumpDesWillens@reddit
It ain't easy being queasy
SuperArppis@reddit
You know, you can change the name.
OfficialHelpK@reddit
Still stuck with it for the first 18 years of life
SuperArppis@reddit
arbiter12@reddit
Pronounce it "Qwe-Assey-Bo-At" and claim you're 1/64th regarded
ErnestGoesToHeck@reddit
Better yet, claim you're the lone survivor of an uncontacted tribe.
Spazecowboyz@reddit
While actually being 128/64 regarded, brilliant.
Kawaii_PotatoUwU@reddit
Just lie
Frostychica@reddit
Wait till you hear about my cousin Throckmorton
Softspokenclark@reddit
i hate my parents
WintersbaneGDX@reddit (OP)
Good thing your bank balance can also only be expressed as a complex math equation
Sock-less_@reddit
Goes for your name too id guess
Flatulentbass@reddit
He was named after the experience of conceiving him