If “funny” means going along with hostility against marginalized people perpetrated by an out of touch old man carrying a knife on his belt while trying to pretend his intrusive bigotry is clever and friendly conversation, well… that’s just like, a shitty opinion, man.
All Liebowski fun aside for a moment, that guy is a a fucking creep. He walked around Austin with his son playing a game of guessing what genitals people had? What a weird loser. Time out on the range must rot your brain.
Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in small town newspapers. It's blogging, Dude. Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest that little extra in spelling, grammar, or interesting ideas.
I’d feel bad for Laura (can’t imagine Smokey is generous lover) but she choose to shoot out crotch goblin with this pile of shit in a western hat, wranglers, a belt, and a knife
TIL - Unless you wear a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, wrangler jeans, a knife on a belt and pearl-button shirts...well you're just not a real man and may be a closeted transvestite.
Well, guess I'll take my Baseball cap, Hawaiian shirt, Levis Jeans, Nike sneakers and pocket Leather-man down to the thrift store now... I mean Randy "Macho Man" Savage (peace be upon him) wore spandex and feathers!
The "Pecos Enterprise" is a newspaper published in Pecos, Texas, providing local news coverage for the area; it is considered a primary source for information about the community and surrounding region.
Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you don’t have access to real news?
All kidding aside, I wish I could wash my fucking brain out with soap after reading that steaming pile of dog shit. Do people actually read this fucking rag? Other than Laura fucking Loomer I mean? Is that the Laura that he’s so in love with?
kenny-ray@reddit
Yeah but I wudint over.
Jaayeff@reddit
Read the article. It’s actually pretty funny.
TryAgain024@reddit
If “funny” means going along with hostility against marginalized people perpetrated by an out of touch old man carrying a knife on his belt while trying to pretend his intrusive bigotry is clever and friendly conversation, well… that’s just like, a shitty opinion, man.
Jaayeff@reddit
But it’s still an opinion. 😝
Aware-Courage1208@reddit
Im almost positive this is satire
TryAgain024@reddit
Unfortunately, no, based on what turns up in Google.
Aware-Courage1208@reddit
Jesus that's crazy
SketchSketchy@reddit
All Liebowski fun aside for a moment, that guy is a a fucking creep. He walked around Austin with his son playing a game of guessing what genitals people had? What a weird loser. Time out on the range must rot your brain.
LarsThorwald@reddit
All Lebowski fun aside, that looooong story he tells in that piece almost certainly didn't happen. This guy is both wrong and an asshole.
SketchSketchy@reddit
I used to carry a knife around everywhere I went. Then I turned 13.
PunkRockMiniVan@reddit
And as the “editor” of the paper, he clearly is overmatched. I counted at least a half-dozen errors in his copy.
Alternative-Way-8753@reddit
Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in small town newspapers. It's blogging, Dude. Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest that little extra in spelling, grammar, or interesting ideas.
TryAgain024@reddit
You’re a helluva weird Caucasian, Briggsy.
MrMason420@reddit
That creep can roll.
OE2KB@reddit
Eight year-olds, Dude.
SketchSketchy@reddit
Roll is way into the semis. Flashing his knife out on the lanes. Him and his son need to go door to door. You know why.
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
Fucking Briggs, man… that creep can roll.
somereallyfungi@reddit
I’d feel bad for Laura (can’t imagine Smokey is generous lover) but she choose to shoot out crotch goblin with this pile of shit in a western hat, wranglers, a belt, and a knife
ShredGuru@reddit
Yeah. Seems like an insufferable asshole. I think about the time he's teaching his kid to call other people humanoids I'm ready to flush the turd.
somereallyfungi@reddit
I imagine he’s the kind that looks at cows 45 minutes a day, wakes up from a nap at 4:30, and asks “what’s for dinner?”
TryAgain024@reddit
Hopefully things that involve using a microwave.
mule318@reddit
Don't forget about the pearl buttons.
somereallyfungi@reddit
“I can’t be gay. I just want more men in pearls!”
mule318@reddit
What is that, some sort of Western thing?
itsyourbirthdayz@reddit
They call Austin the “Hippie Haven”. I didn’t find it to be that exactly, but I’ll allow there are some nice folks there.
TryAgain024@reddit
But there was certain visitors like Mr. Briggs, who didn’t make a whole lotta sense to me.
RepublicKitchen8809@reddit
He’s got emotional problems, man. He’s fragile, very fragile!
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
I did not know that...
TryAgain024@reddit
Welp, it’s all bigotry under the byline. And he does edit & publish the next fucking edition, am I wrong?
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
He’s your partner…
TryAgain024@reddit
Maybe Manbunboy can fuck him in the ass next Wednesday instead.
Open-Illustra88er@reddit
Sapdawg1@reddit
Queers and steers… and I don’t see no horns on Smokey.
Supro1560S@reddit
Ol’ Smokey doesn’t like getting a blowjob from a woman, I guess, because that’s sodomy.
krakatoa83@reddit
Straight missionary for ole Smokey and Laura.
krakatoa83@reddit
I’m ass7ming he meant genteel.
NuckFut@reddit
Fucking fascist
No-Ratio-3494@reddit
This guys way over the line, mark it zero dude.
BlankSlate400@reddit
Well I dig your style too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing goin’.
somereallyfungi@reddit
Nothing straighter than complaining that not enough men wear pearl buttons these days
Purple-Protagonist@reddit
He likes men with that welder money.
LaVidaYokel@reddit
I just think it’s sweet that he took the time to notice.
Spang64@reddit
Hey, he likes a man in Wranglers. And that's cool, man, that's cool.
HoverboardRampage@reddit
Some kind of an eastern thing...
Old_Swimming6328@reddit
East Texas
Bontkers@reddit
Far far far from it!
ShitfarmPadlock@reddit
Say, friend, you got any more of that good Sarsaparilla?
Desperate_Ambrose@reddit
In my experience, Jewish folks are usually more circumspect when it comes to such matters.
I assume ol' Smokey is Jewish, given his reference to "the Gentile climes of Austin".
hornwalker@reddit
I never seen no queen in her damned undies
Old_Swimming6328@reddit
Made me laugh to beat the band.
Alternative-Way-8753@reddit
I was talking about my rug...
UncutYEMs@reddit
What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?
NoShortsDon@reddit
Smokey Briggs, the gun and hate enthusiast.
somereallyfungi@reddit
Sounds exhausting
zuck_my_butt@reddit
Yeah, a gun and hate enthusiast with a cleft asshole?
ShredGuru@reddit
Weird western hat wearing humanoid.
Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit
Smokey, you are out of your element.
misterbaseballz@reddit
Smokey needs to mark it zero!
boulevardofdef@reddit
Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude.
misterbaseballz@reddit
Without batting an eyelash, he'll refer to his "dick," or his "rod," or his "johnson."
Aprowl@reddit
Eight-year-olds, dude.
stuffbehindthepool@reddit
“Kinda makes a fellow feel strange when I’m around people who aren’t a carbon copy of me”
stuffbehindthepool@reddit
I see you sodomize your way into the semis
Draco_Lazarus24@reddit
Human paraquat
Largvt@reddit
The "story" is ludicrous
marbotty@reddit
He’s a goldbricker
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
Sodomy? Is that some sort of Eastern thing?
meltingspace@reddit
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening
huskerd0@reddit
Mark it 8 dude
Chezzomaru@reddit
Fun fact: blowjobs are also technically sodomy under the legal code
jmart608@reddit (OP)
Brandt can't watch though
AdultishRaktajino@reddit
I’m gonna go find a cash machine.
clrlmiller@reddit
TIL - Unless you wear a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, wrangler jeans, a knife on a belt and pearl-button shirts...well you're just not a real man and may be a closeted transvestite.
Well, guess I'll take my Baseball cap, Hawaiian shirt, Levis Jeans, Nike sneakers and pocket Leather-man down to the thrift store now... I mean Randy "Macho Man" Savage (peace be upon him) wore spandex and feathers!
RichardtheGingerBoss@reddit
I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.
ShredGuru@reddit
Well that's, just like, your opinion man.
automaticmantis@reddit
I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead
BackpackEverything@reddit
Wirelessness@reddit
The "Pecos Enterprise" is a newspaper published in Pecos, Texas, providing local news coverage for the area; it is considered a primary source for information about the community and surrounding region. Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens when you don’t have access to real news?
Wirelessness@reddit
All kidding aside, I wish I could wash my fucking brain out with soap after reading that steaming pile of dog shit. Do people actually read this fucking rag? Other than Laura fucking Loomer I mean? Is that the Laura that he’s so in love with?
CyberCat_2077@reddit
And lo, when the Lord created Smokey Briggs, when setting his IQ did he declare, “MARK IT ZERO!”
Wirelessness@reddit
How’s the hate business Smokey?
mr_oberts@reddit
You think the ass fuckers did this?
Zestyclose-Mud-4683@reddit
He is wrong and a big asshole.
Am sure that’s exactly how the convo went /s
palavrao@reddit
Blather 💯
leducdeguise@reddit
I made the same face as the Dude discovering Larry's homework in his car while reading this
therealtwomartinis@reddit
leducdeguise@reddit
You said it man
How can I embed gif images in comments? I'm using PC version on mobile
Sea-Inspection-8184@reddit
You see? You see larry? This is what happens, Larry... This is what happens when you ask a stranger if he enjoys sodomy in a parking garage.
chaimsteinLp@reddit
This guy is a real reactionary.
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
A natural, zesty enterprise
Nearby_Lobster2225@reddit
League game, Smoke…
Significant_Tour4278@reddit
This guy treats objects like women, man
GoochTwain@reddit
Strong men also cry
TiltMyChinUp@reddit
You mean coitus?