Donnie, they're calling the cops man, put the piece away (Part 2)

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BigTomAbides@reddit

I’m throwin’ ROCK N ROLL tonight!

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Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes and the only people there to see you are the other bands and their girlfriends? Don't talk to me about Rock 'n' Roll! I'm out there in the clubs and on the streets and I'm living it! I am Rock 'n' Roll!

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VVOLFVViZZard@reddit

You forgot the first (and best) sentence in that line… “YOU LOOK LIKE HALF A BUTT PUPPET!…”

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TheFirstToArrive@reddit

Man, will you just take it easy?

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AL_G_Racing@reddit

It is Charles McGill

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Party-Imagination-16@reddit

Woohoo I'm throwing rocks tonight. This guy's dead in the water.

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Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit

Jesus, man. Can you change the channel? I’ve had a rough night and I hate the fucking LONE RANGERS!

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GreyBeardEng@reddit

Don't shoot Lenny, Squiggy would be so upset.

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gpm21@reddit

Lenny my friend you are entering a world of pain!

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StrainExternal7301@reddit

For all you care, our record could be Pip farting on a snare drum

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dream_monkey@reddit

You can imagine where it goes from here.

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ORunaway-Jim@reddit

I used to masturbate! CONSTANTLY!

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NukeTheBurbz@reddit

Uzi?!?!

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FDRomanosky@reddit

Am I going to hurt these men, Walter?

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TheFirstToArrive@reddit

No Donnie, you're a coward.

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FDRomanosky@reddit

Yessss, waited a few hours for this response to come in, thank you Redditor!!!

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TheFirstToArrive@reddit

Well, I don't think the carpet pissers would've done it

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FDRomanosky@reddit

That had not occurred to us dude

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TheFirstToArrive@reddit

New shit has come to light... and shit man.... they kidnapped themselves.

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FDRomanosky@reddit

He’s going to kill those pooor DJs!

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TheFirstToArrive@reddit

Those poor DJs... Those poor posers, killed themselves. Come on dude, you said it yourself.

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Dude_Caveman@reddit

Very underrated movie, dumb and fun

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Grizz807@reddit

The Lone Rangers!

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Zer0daveexpl0it@reddit (OP)

Donny was a good musician, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the LA music scene... and taking hostages. As a bass player he explored the venues of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved music. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.

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huskerd0@reddit

Nice

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Chezzomaru@reddit

Why's everything gotta be a fucking travesty with you man!?

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Billy1121@reddit

Chicanery ![gif](giphy|M4rNvwd66YzAGKu7EN)

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Frunklin@reddit

The snare drum is not the issue here, dude!

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BlackPhoenix1981@reddit

DEGENERATED! DEGENERATED!!!!

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BlueGlow00noo@reddit

I bet he doesn’t even tip

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Meet_James_Ensor@reddit

Over the line! You got Haggar slacks, a pony-nub. - Bet it ain't even real...

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No-Ratio-3494@reddit

Those are good burgers

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

I know you guys think I’m a dick-cheese.. burger, or whatever but you need a negotiator, man.

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No-Ratio-3494@reddit

Well, I guess if you’re into the whole brevity thing, yeah

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anditcounts@reddit

So you have no frame of reference here Donnie. You're like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie...

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keanenottheband@reddit

Who’d win in a wrestling match, Donny or God?

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guiltycitizen@reddit

…God

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keanenottheband@reddit

Trick question, Donny is god

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guiltycitizen@reddit

This is the best comedy movie from the early 90s

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Careful-Wrap5273@reddit

donny please, stop being such an airhead

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42brie_flutterbye@reddit

Lenny and Squiggy

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TheRuneKnight412@reddit

I am the squigtones

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Blixx96@reddit

Man! Come on, I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Lone Rangers, man!

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binneysaurass@reddit

Isn't that David St. Hubbins? I'm sure he'd be more distressed if he weren't so heavily sedated.

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keanenottheband@reddit

Nigel Tufnel treats objects like women, man.

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dufflebag7@reddit

Smell the glove

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GoochTwain@reddit

![gif](giphy|tcVAmNkclO1Gg|downsized)

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WillEnvironmental653@reddit

Holy shit he's so out of his element.

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Few-Communication-75@reddit

Let's not go ganking anyone.

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psyfi123@reddit

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those rock tapes. I knew it was 5151.. One after Van Halen! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the radio station to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He* orchestrated it! Donnie! He was out of his element! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own band! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands off the amp! “But not our Donnie! Couldn’t be precious Donnie! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a rock star? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!

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