Bro I legit nearly threw up when I read this. Jesus Christ you fumbled in the 4th quarter with 1 second left on the 1 with the entire defense on the sideline and the ball bounced so hard it hit you and carried you 100 yards backwards and when you landed, it gave the other team a safety

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withrootsabove@reddit

Earnest Byner felt way better about his fumble after reading OP’s story.

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DazedPhotographer@reddit

Thank you, I now feel a lot better about myself and now I realize that I can always go lower

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storysprite@reddit

Freud couldn't have gotten that out of me with how badly my brain would suppress this realization.

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avagrantthought@reddit

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHHA

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BlueberryGuyCz@reddit

I pray this is fake because not only do I refuse to believe someone could fumble so bad, but also because I can't imagine how much that facepalm hurt

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King_Lear69@reddit

I coulda justified it if you were at least in middleschool but highschool? Brother, I'm sure you already know this but, that right there is a level of regarded that's SO regarded it's impressive and wraps back around to being genius. Like, did you think she meant her hypothetical gock?

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Deanzopolis@reddit

Oh bruhther there's no way you fumbled the ball this badly, Jesus Christ

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Tack22@reddit

Oh yeah she thought you were gay forever onwards

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sluttybill@reddit

this is an absolutely insane fumble for a high schooler.

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BonkeyKongthesecond@reddit

Bet it happened, but the dude in the story didn't realize it

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Explorer_the_No-life@reddit

Of course it wouldn't, tomboys prefer athletic and out-going boys. No one likes quiet, socially inept boys. Well, except other losers, but that is because apes strong together not real friendship.

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Chauliodus@reddit

Tomboys go for loners because they are loners themselves. The jocks are too intimidating

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Germanaboo@reddit

Tomboys are not loners.

The jocks are too intimidating

That's mire a fictional trope than reality. Most jocks are normal, well adjusted beings and act more social than any other archetype. At least from experience at my former school.

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Chauliodus@reddit

Coming from a small town in Canada my football friends would ignore the existence of any tomboys. And as the loner EDM kid i slowly got to befriend tomboys although it was slow enough that it was after graduation that i actually got to know them

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

No one likes quiet, socially inept boys.

Not even big tiddy goth gfs?

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DickSota@reddit

It’s possible. You just have to be a reasonably attractive young man.

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Blookydook@reddit

Anon when a fictional story isn’t realistic

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eberlix@reddit

So... Star Wars isn't realistic?! Man, I sure was hoping for force lightning, would make the electricity bills a lot cheaper

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ImmortalGoat66@reddit

~~And the incest~~

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Lucius-Halthier@reddit

You would need a lot of batteries to make that viable though, otherwise you’ll be shocking all the time

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

It always bothered me that Luke never got the heads' up about the force lightning. Like neither Yoda nor Obi-wan mention it. The first time I saw it I expected him to be like "Hey, time out, holup, no one told me there was gonna be lightning!"

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t0mRiddl3@reddit

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

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methos3@reddit

Especially since Yoda got his ass fried by it, although obviously that was decades after Ep 6.

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Absolutemadlad36@reddit

Bullshit I've been using the Force since i was born. Forcing my shit out of my ass

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Donnie_Sucklong@reddit

Realistic within the world of the film

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chadduss@reddit

Realistic doesn't mean credible for ducks sake

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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

UNNNNNLIMITEDDDDD POWWWWWERRRR!

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Dissy-@reddit

Sort of happened with me, cute tall tomboy in middle school I sat with all year in history class said she had a crush on me at the end of the year but that it was "too late"

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the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

"Girls having crushes on guys and acting feminine around them" is not the white whale event that reddit seems to think it is.

If they had looked up from their Cheeto stained Yu-Gi-Oh deck for 10 seconds while in highschool they would have noticed that it happens all the time.

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tukatu0@reddit

Oh the 4channers observed all right. They saw it happening to the skinny fit dudes with chiseled chins. That's where the chad meme comes from

Meanwhile facebookers saw the same event and decided to assign the false ideology of alpha wolf packs.

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the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

Yeah it's hilarious how much these online communities overanalyze this stuff.

In highschool the standards are rock bottom. Be a good looking, fit guy, who showers, who isn't a fucking incel conspiracy theorist terminally online antisocial freak. The last one is the hard part for these people.

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tukatu0@reddit

Smh. You got the wrong idea from my comment. The boys im talking about wore rhe same clothes and behaved the same way. They were just attractive.

Not that being attractive meant a gaurantee of being fawned over either mind you. But it sure is a requirement.

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Dissy-@reddit

I don't think the problem is it never happening I think it just never happened to them

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DJDavidov@reddit

☕️

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avagrantthought@reddit

A fictional story still has to be believable

Realism is based on how true the fictional story is to the rules and mechanisms real world

Believable is based on how true the fictional story is to the rules and mechanisms of the fictional world

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Blookydook@reddit

I was just saying Anon shouldn’t be going “grahh this isn’t realistic at all” when it’s a cinematic love story, which generally features scenarios that are very far from common

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Shadow-Vision@reddit

The far fetched aspects of these stories is what makes them interesting in the first place. Unlikely heroes, unlikely love stories, unlikely victories, etc.

They don’t write as many songs or poems about battles easily won.

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TheSpartyn@reddit

wait you mean a fantasy or scifi story shouldnt be completely nonsensical because of a single fictional element? no way

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MichJohn67@reddit

"If it's fiction then it better be true."--Stephen King or Sherman Alexie, hell, I don't which

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_nzatar@reddit

Idk what ur talking about this literally happened to me

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Louman222@reddit

Yeah, finding love as a quiet guy isn’t very realistic

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justinlav@reddit

Yeah, you only attract the psychos

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sixseven89@reddit

you attract people?

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Trazors@reddit

The only person who was ”attracted” to me used to bully me to the point that I didn’t want to go to school… yeah she was not happy when she realised that I hate her.

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justinlav@reddit

Rarely

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CapriciousCapybara@reddit

Yep, I was quiet and somewhat depressed in college, this girl liked me but I didn’t realize it until a while after, I denied her advances though as I wasn’t interested. She ended up stalking me and messaging me way too much until I blocked her.

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the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

~Yeah, finding love as a quiet guy isn't very realistic~

Yeah, finding love as a quiet guy without a six-pack isn't very realistic

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pokexchespin@reddit

keep pretending that’s the only issue

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RevanchistSheev66@reddit

Not true man

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sushishibe@reddit

I don’t know. This sounds like my teen life. Didn’t know girl always wanting to sit next to me, giving me gifts and hugging me was a sign that she had interest.

Before I realized it. Her family moved.

Well. Now I’m fat and ugly as a punishment.

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the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

It's realistic if the guy is a good looking athlete. The only unrealistic part is "quiet loner boy".

My bodybuilder friend mentioned he like brunettes and a girl in a group who liked him dyed her hair based on secondhand knowledge of that statement. There are definitely dudes women will change for. Usually douchebags though.

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84OrcButtholes@reddit

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MY IMAGINATION REAL, MOM

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verdenvidia@reddit

unjerk this actually happened to me in 8th grade

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LarsRGS@reddit

this fucking movie.

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WahrheitSuccher@reddit

God, what horrible marketing. I was a kid when I saw this, younger than the girl and had a thing for tomboys. What plot twist. Totally fucked me up for a while, I still remember it too. She drowns in the river under the tire swing or something like that. It was even more jarring cause it happened off screen. Super fucked up to do that to kids but whatever I g

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GoldenSkull2000@reddit

While I have seen the movie and do not care about the spoiler, I think for other people's sake you should blacken out the spoiler.

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Maximillion322@reddit

You fucking slur

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TheMoonMilker@reddit

I don't think people should need to put spoilers on a movie that came out close to 20 years ago IMO

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MoltyPlatypus@reddit

In this particular case sure it doesnt break the whole whole movie experience, but i think that when a movies whole plot resolves with a plot twist, i think its fair to just leave a warning or mark it as spoiler. People watch old movies for the first time all the time, and new people appear all the time.

The exception to this rule would be in subreddits that are dedicated for a particular franchise or movie/ show

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TheMoonMilker@reddit

You're right, I was definitely assuming that everyone read/watched this in US school system at some point. (And convinced myself that the curriculum is taught currently, which I have no idea lol)

There are individuals who weren't around for original release and delve for older kino cause most things these days don't tickle their fancy.

I never thought about the twist part, depending on the movie that can, in fact, ruin the suspension/desire to continue.

So I guess what I'm requesting without actually doing it till now and not googling. How does one squelch themselves?

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MoltyPlatypus@reddit

I am so confused by your last few sentences, what did you mean? LOL

Fyi im not from the US, might have smth to do with it

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TheMoonMilker@reddit

Lol, I was just yapping. I meant, how do people hide their comments, and you gotta tap it to see what it is.

Imma ask the google

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TheSpartyn@reddit

this is a dumb excuse because not everyone is aware of everything ever that released. im sure theres stuff from 10+ years ago you might enjoy and not want to be spoiled on but just dont know about it yet

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Uncle480@reddit

That's why he provided the choice of calling him a slur as an alternative, snicker

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TheChunkyGrape@reddit

Mars bar

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BemusedBengal@reddit

What's that supposed to mean?!

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HistoricalInternal@reddit

It means nigga u gay.

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GoldenSkull2000@reddit

Just because it's an old movie doesn't change the fact people don't want to be spoiled.

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BemusedBengal@reddit

If I want to appreciate something, I'll watch the 4th reboot/remake!

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FelverFelv@reddit

Based on a book that came out almost 50 years ago.... Y'all didn't read it in middle school?

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Tack22@reddit

You won’t believe what “rosebud” was all about

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yeezusKeroro@reddit

Bro the book came out in like 1970 the bitch dies

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TheProkopton@reddit

It's impossible to go through every single piece of fiction that ever came out in the past.

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TheProkopton@reddit

It's impossible to go through every single piece of fiction that ever came out in the past.

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GoldenSkull2000@reddit

Thank you was about to get onto you for not calling me a slur.

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RandomAmerican81@reddit

![slur]!<

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Task failed successfully.

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WahrheitSuccher@reddit

Done

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GoldenSkull2000@reddit

Thank you

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thrownededawayed@reddit

or call me a slur, it's up to you

You got it fart sniffer

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avagrantthought@reddit

What’s the fucked up part ?

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BladeSensual@reddit

She dies alone in the woods while the guy is on a date with his teacher

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Mesarthim1349@reddit

My mind completely blocked out that the teenage boy went out on a date with his teacher.

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storysprite@reddit

You actually got a laugh out of me.

I also like sharing this collective trauma the movie left on us all.

Damn what a good film.

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ur12b4got739@reddit

When I saw the movie as a kid I thought everyone pretty much knew what was going to happen cus of the book lol

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awoloozlefinch@reddit

Is this not bridge to Terabithia?

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Ben_Herr@reddit

She did not live what are you talking about

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Maximillion322@reddit

God I wish people would stop romanticizing young love

I dated the same person for all of high school and it was terrible

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qerel123@reddit

exclude the tomboy and quiet loner parts and i did it fucking twice,...

eghhhh

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mrOdens22mg@reddit

Yeah, being rarted as a teen sucks

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Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit

Who is she

Are there pictures of her feet online

What movie

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Tornada5786@reddit

She's like 14 in the movie dawg

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AkiSoka@reddit

What did he say it got deleted

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GothaCritique@reddit

What did he write?

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Tornada5786@reddit

What movie is it and if there are feet pics of her online lmao

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Naive-Fold-1374@reddit

Despite redditors claiming to be better than channers, either of them could never be stopped by such pathetic things as morality, age of consent or law.

Now say the movie name.

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A_Blue_Potion@reddit

As I've told others, Reddit is just 4chan's regarded lil brother

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PMMeYourBootyPics@reddit

4chan is the autistic degenerate neet older sibling that dgaf about anything. Reddit is the younger sibling that doesn’t want to admit they’re just like their older brother so tries to hide its regardedness by acting like a normie on the surface.

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ResponsibleStep8725@reddit

Regarded little brother that acts like they're better than you.

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Bluesteel447@reddit

Bridge to Tarebithia

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The_Third_Molar@reddit

Man that movie brought my dad and me to tears when we saw it.

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Well, more him than me before he broke out the jumper cables.

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rossow_timothy@reddit

Good God man, that's an ancient reference

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

...been here a long time.

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Arikaido777@reddit

kinda beaten to death at this point

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Phazon2000@reddit

You leave Simon to rest.

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prsquared@reddit

I didn't cry, but I did get that sinking feeling in my stomach when the thing happens.

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Orange-Concentrate78@reddit

oh

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pokexchespin@reddit

lest we forget r/jailbait being one of early reddit’s biggest subs

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Treblosity@reddit

I wasnt familiar with that sub, but its retroactively making my list of one of the worst things ive seen on reddit. Ive been on here years and theres only ~2 genres of sub on that list, so needless to say it is not in good company

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

They're gooning to feet pics, which means irl people don't have to interact with them at all, and are safe.

Win/Win

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KJBenson@reddit

Bridge to terabitha, they show her feet at the end.

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Tornada5786@reddit

I was gonna try to hold the line but someone below already mentioned the movie so, uh, do what you gotta do I guess.

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DJDavidov@reddit

Instead of being “mature” and “preventing pedos from getting what they want” you could’ve told him, and he would have had his heart broken by the ending.

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GeneralBlumpkin@reddit

Bridge to terebithia

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The_Elusive_Dr_Wu@reddit

All of humanity is degenerates. We only see the slim minority who reveal it willingly, or are caught. We're all sick fucks.

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AraAraGyaru@reddit

They are literally the same people. Half of the posts are people posting their own green text on here for attention

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Treblosity@reddit

Seriously how the fuck does that comment have 700 upvotes wtf is wrong with people. I gotta leave this sub i dont wanna be somewhere that supports that

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the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

Well now you killed his interest. She's too old for his tastes.

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MarinLlwyd@reddit

Maybe it was a Dan Schneider production.

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ThePassiveGamer@reddit

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nosnek199@reddit

thats a fucking scene in the show???????

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ThePassiveGamer@reddit

sauce - https://youtube.com/watch?v=kCRYn99aP0I&feature=shared

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Ha ha ha, oh, wow.

New fetish not unlocked.

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SwagTheBruh@reddit

nigga you did not have to do that

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ThePassiveGamer@reddit

du wut?

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King_Lear69@reddit

"I yabba dabba dindu nutdin" looking ass

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StosifJalin@reddit

I'm stealing this and making it a core part of my personality.

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crankbot2000@reddit

Post the creepy ass Dan Schneider clip from the show ya cunt

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ThatOneShotBruh@reddit

Yup, and it (her toe being stuck in the tap) is one of the plot points of an episode IIRC (i.e., it is shown multiple times) :)

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

Oh, lawd

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crankbot2000@reddit

r/timeforacrusade

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nosnek199@reddit

https://i.redd.it/ljuifrnyy1nd1.gif

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ToucanDefenseSystem@reddit

Yeah even as a kid I knew it was hella weird

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Maddolyn@reddit

Lololololol

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iameveryoneelse@reddit

Maybe the poster is 14, too.

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BlackAxemRanger@reddit

would

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Lunndonbridge@reddit

Bridge to Terebithia you fucking degenerate maggot.

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Horglump-Snatch@reddit

Ah fuck this book was a depressing read in school

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SuperiorThinking@reddit

Doesn't she die in a sad way?

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bitchasscuntface@reddit

Spoiler wtf.

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SeamusMcCullagh@reddit

The movie came out in 2007 and the book it's based on was in 1977. Statute of limitations on spoilers has long expired, if you haven't seen it yet that's a skill issue.

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bitchasscuntface@reddit

You telling me youve seen every great movie since - what, when? 2010? 2020? - and anybody who hasnt has a skill issue? I was scrolling through these comments cause i never heard of the movie and tried to find its name, and i bet im not the only one. Second comment after that is, not a minor, but a major spoiler. There will always be people who never heard of or seen a movie, no matter how great it was. And the older the movie gets, the more people there are that hadnt seen it and less likely the chance to have heard of it. But yeah, i can see how you would call this my skill issue.

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SeamusMcCullagh@reddit

Hey man, I've never seen it either. I'm pretty sure this event happens in the first like, 30 minutes of the movie.

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Sengfroid@reddit

But anon, it's 1976..

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AndrexPic@reddit

There was a magical indescructible rope they swinged from to bypass the river and go to Terabitia.

Turns out it was not so magical and indesctructible.

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EduHi@reddit

die in a sad way

More like in a sudden way. That's what makes it heart-wrenching, the unexpectedness of it.

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storysprite@reddit

I watched this movie as an adult and was gobsmacked when she died. I did not expect them to go there and hurt. I was waiting for the moment she'd return because of some sort of magic. But yeah... I love the movie and will never forget it.

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The_Third_Molar@reddit

It really emulates the feeling of sudden, tragic loss. No other movie has hit me that hard.

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storysprite@reddit

Exactly. No other film ever captured this for me. And it hits harder since it was this really kind, bright and optimistic kid.

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Skillet_Chinchilla@reddit

You didn't have to read this as a kid as part of summer reading?

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IzanamiFrost@reddit

Nah, we aren't americans

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Aromatic_Soup5986@reddit

yep, fuck that. Never watched a sad movie or read a sad novel again. It hurt too much.

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DJDavidov@reddit

Yeah she hits her head on a rock going to their secret hiding place across the creek

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Soos_dude1@reddit

That movie was very sad. It's weird to think while I was dealing with the crushing fear of having someone I trust suddenly be taken from my life returning to a status quo of never being understood people jack off to a 14 year old. Damn

It is a good movie tho

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Mesarthim1349@reddit

At least Zoey Deschanel was in that movie

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the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

She's depressing. I agree

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Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit

Thank you I'll handle it from here

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Lunndonbridge@reddit

Psst, there are very good feet pics of ADULT her.

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MarinLlwyd@reddit

Stop it.

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Lunndonbridge@reddit

That was a private whisper in an indiscernible tone. Stop dropping eves

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0thethethe0@reddit

Dropping eyes...at them feet!

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grant_abides@reddit

I ain't been dropping no eves sir honest

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crapseth@reddit

A LITTLE LATE TO BE TRIMMING THE VERGE

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snackynorph@reddit

I love you, Gandalf

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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

The Sandstorms of Darude

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its-chewy-not-zooyoo@reddit

What is Darude Sandstorm and why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

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scalyblue@reddit

It’s a song you have almost certainly heard somewhere at some point

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Washington-PC@reddit

Old internet meme song. All songs are Darude Sandstorm

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its-chewy-not-zooyoo@reddit

I see

Thanks

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Washington-PC@reddit

Your welcome!

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Andykap911@reddit

Get help bro

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Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit

Officer I didn't know she was 13yo. My eyes doth deceive my soul

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GillysDaddy@reddit

She got an absolutely earth-shatteringly insane dumptruck later, and I mean genuinely like the most gorgeous rear on earth (pending Myoui Mina's bikini debut)

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Cynical_Tripster@reddit

She was my first major celeb crush on that movie (I was 13 at the time and was just realizing girls weren't evil) and kept watching her movies as we both grew up (she's literally just a few months older than me).

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Ponykegabs@reddit

Bro, are you me?

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gnarwalbacon@reddit

Here ya go

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astroman_9876@reddit

Please tell me you joking

Pretty please

I really hope

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waywardhero@reddit

gif

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niTro_sMurph@reddit

I think it happened to me in middle school

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tigertoken1@reddit

Doesn't seem all that farfetched in my opinion, not super common but I'm sure similar things happen in real life from time to time.

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An_Abject_Testament@reddit

Well, a variation of it has happened to me three times lol

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2Kortizjr@reddit

No way man, I can understand once,ahbe twice, but thrice!? How clueless you had to be?

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Formal-Influence-192@reddit

e

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Formal-Influence-192@reddit

literally happened to me but okay

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PanchoxxLocoxx@reddit

Yeah people joke about how much of a male fantasy these stories are

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the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

Honestly prefer the male fantasies on pornhub to this depressing bullshit.

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PanchoxxLocoxx@reddit

If you're gonna broadcast your unabashed sexual fantasy to the world at least have it be about being a chad who gets the girls and not a loser who gets a girl handed to him by the plot

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brody810@reddit

What movie is this?

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Minghas@reddit

Bridge to Terabithia

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brody810@reddit

I forgot they made a movie for it, I remember making a book report for it back in elementary school

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johnnadaworeglasses@reddit

Her face looks weird. Next.

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scalyblue@reddit

She was 12-13 when this was filmed, same kid as the snobby rich girl in the Willy wonka Johnny depp version .

Much nicer looking now, she was the lead in that down a dark hall movie. Needs a better agent though looking at her filmography

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gereffi@reddit

Incel energy

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johnnadaworeglasses@reddit

Low standard white knight. Next.

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gereffi@reddit

It’s not about standards. If every time you see a picture of a woman you feel the need to tell everyone whether or not you find her attractive (especially if you’re calling her unattractive), you come off like an incel.

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Mobile_Molasses_9876@reddit

You think women are better? Do they get called "femcel" because they feel the need to rate guys who never asked their opinion? They are fucking vicious, and way more picky than men. They will trash a nearly perfect man over one tiny flaw. If men were unforgiving of women's flaws, humans would have gone extinct millennia ago.

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gereffi@reddit

There’s a very big difference between judging someone’s appearance and publicly insulting their appearance. You absolutely see more men making comments about women in this manner online.

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Mobile_Molasses_9876@reddit

Naw, women will publicly insult men's appearance. You may see more men doing this online than you see women doing it, but that's your own bias speaking. You just don't care when men are trashed online, but you are hypersensitive to any indication of patriarchy.

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gereffi@reddit

Sounds like you’re aware of why you might have your bias but you’re just projecting instead of acknowledging reality.

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Papageier@reddit

Cool, but what's with her eyes?

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johnnadaworeglasses@reddit

Boys are often also ugly. Get with the times, boomer. Your blatant gender double standards don’t fly in 2025

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FiveCentsADay@reddit

We're talking about a kid, you fucks

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johnnadaworeglasses@reddit

Someone was an ugly kid

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FiveCentsADay@reddit

I'm sure kids would prefer to be ugly around you, so you're creepy pedo hands stay the fuck away

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johnnadaworeglasses@reddit

Angry on the internet. Interesting.

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FiveCentsADay@reddit

Deflection to avoid your intrusive thoughts about children. Interesting.

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johnnadaworeglasses@reddit

Projection is for cameras, kid. No one mentioned at all sexualization of children except you. Marinade in that, ugly

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FiveCentsADay@reddit

You're ratings of children's attractiveness is fucking gross, dude

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johnnadaworeglasses@reddit

Keep going man. I’m sure you’re almost to climax at this point talking about pedo things.

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Stlr_Mn@reddit

So fucking cringe

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MILATHEWHORE@reddit

Remold it with your fists?? Why do you think guys beat their GFs?

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Soulaxer@reddit

gif

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Tenko-of-Mori@reddit

Oh shit, now it all makes sense!

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MarinLlwyd@reddit

Because they're lame, that's why.

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Shroom-TheSelfAware@reddit

It’s AI; don’t be fooled

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Diezelbub@reddit

Thomasina the Tank Engine

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xXcamelXx64@reddit

It does, except you also know she's interested but push her away harshly because you have your own issues and relationships are a lot of effort and a little scary in school and then nothing like that happens since.

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WeeTheDuck@reddit

Anyone cute won't have trouble making friends. Said friends being a good one or not is another story

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Yaez_Leader@reddit

what's the fucking movie?

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BIGFAAT@reddit

My first gf was a tomboy and 2 decades later I still miss her.

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L2Hiku@reddit

This literally happened to me. I was a skater tomboy and spent every single moment with my friend who I thought was my soul mate. We hung out and I supported him with everything he did. We were super happy together as friends even tho I would have preferred more. But I guess I wasn't attractive enough or something for him at the time. He ended up becoming too busy for me because he rather focus on a whore who he moved for even tho she abused and mentally scared him. She ended up cheating on him and his life kinda fell apart even more. I cut ties with him basically when he moved because I was pissed he left and would prefer a shitty life rather than being friends. He came back once to hang out but I wasn't interested. I haven't seen him for like 13 years. He gave up something good for a shit reality. Shit like this happens. Men are fucking dumb.

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Pintsocream@reddit

This is the plotline to sk8erboi by Avril Lavigne

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Th0rizmund@reddit

Idk but don’t you ever diss that movie in my presence.

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Helm222@reddit

An amazing movie that I have to prepare myself for 10 days prior to watching. "You can do this, you won't cry this time"

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draggin_balls@reddit

It would if the girl was fat

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BooBeeAttack@reddit

This was my literal IRL.

Damn my autism.

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pannaxo@reddit

Wall flower

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Rasmus1603@reddit

How come so many of you never watched bridge to terabithia ?

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OcelotShadow@reddit

This LITERALLY happened word for Word to me during High school. WORD FOR WORD

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PotentGin@reddit

Had this happen to me, although she wasn't cute and i wasn't interested

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chumjumper@reddit

It happens, the people are just less attractive.

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larsVonTrier92@reddit

The OG book is from the '70s, things were different back then.

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Smargendorf@reddit

This happened to me actually but years later we actually did get together and then i broke her heart even more

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ToXiC_Games@reddit

What the fuck am I reading.

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Moptop32@reddit

You guys know the screenwriter for the movie is the boy in this movie right? The book is written by his mom 💀 it's a true story lol

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ThatOneShotBruh@reddit

Not really a true story AFAIK, his mother was inspired by the death of his childhood friend (she was struck by lightning at 8 years old).

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MILATHEWHORE@reddit

God wanted that child back

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King_Lear69@reddit

The Japanese used to write shinto myths about that sorta thing, back in the day there woulda been a shrine on the strike spot and everything. Now we just get book in the 70s and a movie some 40 odd years later, truly the west has fvllen😔

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Moptop32@reddit

Truth?!

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pterrorgrine@reddit

well, no, in japan gods strike you down for refusing to eat your green bell peppers. other than that though yeah

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squanchee@reddit

you have an excellent vocabulary

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Sim2redd@reddit

"woulda"

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Zarathustra-1889@reddit

“detsiling”

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

No love for "fvllen"?

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GeneralBlumpkin@reddit

Josh hutchersoms mom wrote the book?

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ParagonExample@reddit

You guys know the screenwriter for the movie is the boy in this movie right? The book is written by his mom 💀 it's a true story lol Josh hutchersoms mom wrote the book?

No, what the OP wrote was confusing so I'll explain it better: Katherine Paterson wrote the book Bridge to Terabithia based on the experience of her son David Paterson. David then wrote the screenplay for the 2007 film adaptation of the book.

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storysprite@reddit

That's fucked 💀

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Mr_Cheeseburgler@reddit

Wow didn't know that but you're right... Makes me even sadder

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bgovern@reddit

It's because all of us have become unlovable abominations due to the choices we have made. Embrace the suck.

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MyGuy520@reddit

It happens

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onlyvimal02@reddit

This is just kuch kuch hota hain

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RedditsAdoptedSon@reddit

it happened kind of, on the documentary called Some Kind of Wonderful

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dance_rattle_shake@reddit

It's happened to me a few times. Except not really tomboy, just kind of less attractive /conventionally feminine girl. Also I wasn't oblivious, just not attracted.

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the-poopiest-diaper@reddit

I had many chances at young love. But I was too busy looking for a “good Christian girl who saves herself for marriage”. I was judging people by how sinful they were, not stopping to just let myself enjoy life with them. One girl I curbed was even devoutly Christian, I just didn’t know it at the time

I denied myself young love for a lifestyle I don’t even follow anymore

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PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit

I denied myself young love for a lifestyle I don’t even follow anymore

This is better than the timeline where you banged everything that had a hole for twenty years, got syphilis and joined a born-again virgin cult.

Enjoy what you got.

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the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

Syphilis would be a decent trade in some cases

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GamingGems@reddit

The tomboy part is a little unrealistic but a lot of men (myself included) had oneitis and our tunnel vision made us look past other romantic prospects that we regret now that we’re older.

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McMuffler@reddit

It's a trope for a reason.

Pretty common in your teenage years and beyond.

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GaryRegalsMuscleCar@reddit

It happened to me, but she was mean and selfish, in her way, so sometimes I wonder if it’s for the best that it never really worked out.

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HumanContinuity@reddit

It was me, I was the oblivious male protagonist, anon

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xRaynex@reddit

Every 80s movie?

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pricckk@reddit

This happend to me

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prezado@reddit

if a grill is qt, there will be at least 8 orbitals trying to enter that atmosphere

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essenceofreddit@reddit

Huh that was the plot of Starship Troopers

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Diezelbub@reddit

implying Johnny Rico was a quiet loner

Are you sure you saw that movie?

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puntmasterofthefells@reddit

Honest story

I was the quiet guy in school, and then Columbine happened.

Suddenly everyone is nice to me? I'm thinking "Thanks for the vote of confidence guys, geeze"

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Electronic-Hotel4911@reddit

she has fortnite default character proportions

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storysprite@reddit

You are not seeing the Pearly Gates.

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OverlandAustria@reddit

r/rareinsults

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johnbowser_@reddit

People lose sight of the moon while counting stars

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Gordo_51@reddit

Happens sometimes.

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AskMeHowToLose@reddit

This was literally my elementary school experience - except there wasn’t another girl I was just slow… by fifth grade tomboy was wearing dresses and I was completely oblivious. She kicked me in the throat after school one day and I never saw her again. I think about her every day.

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Dd_8630@reddit

Is this a description of a real film or something?

That's just an ordinary teenage experience. X likes Y likes Z. The provlem is teenagers don't look like 25 year old actors, they look like gross unkempt spotty awkward children.

That's why this doesn't happen IRL. You're imagining some lovely Hollywood actor being a 'tomboy', when in reality it's a 350-lb tomboy that reeks of BO and makes period jokes like she's the next Amy Achuner.

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Appropriate_Pop4968@reddit

We read this book in elementary school and the teacher had us read from 120-178 (not sure actual pages) and so I read up to 178 but didn’t read 178 cause something in my regard brain told me that’s how it works despite being the very last page of the chapter. Anyways, that was the page you found out she died and I had no idea wtf was going on in the discussion thing.

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nobody looks or acts like this in real life. MEDS NOW

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HighlyRe_arded@reddit

ze only chance with a tomboy in reality is if she’s mtf