Anon makes eggs | TheaterFire

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Swimmingtortoise12@reddit

This is like when I would work high as a busser. Happiest damn dish collector ever.

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adosztal@reddit

I ám the milkman, my milk is delicious

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Pyromann@reddit

If you're happy with what you do and you can keep doing it, dont let anyone else convince you to change it. Sometimes a simple happy life is all one needs.

Unless you're an asshole.

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My life is only playing gaeymes and eating junk food while foregoing any social interaction because can't stop, won't stop playing geymes and moving pixels pixels around in a monitor. I win at life because it makes me happy.

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OzzRamirez@reddit

I don't know if you're being facetious (Poe's Law in full power here), but if you find a way of monetizing that, or having a sustainable source of income that let's you do that on the side, then I guess there would be no problem.

You might die early because of low nutrition and sedentarism, at least happy of doing what you loved, but that's the best case scenario. You could keep on living, and your health would deteriorate so much, without actually killing you, that you wouldn't even longer enjoy that, you would only long for a death that never comes

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Thatwokebloke@reddit

So if I already long for death there’s zero downside? Life hack

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OzzRamirez@reddit

The downside is you probably won't die immediately; your health would deteriorate and your life quality would lower down so much you'd wish you were death, but it won't just happen as soon as you'd want, so you'll keep longing for it, but with way worse pains

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Thatwokebloke@reddit

Sounds pretty similar to getting old, ima roll the dice and see if I win the genetic lottery (that said I lift and am a hydrohomie so not like I’m 2 packs a day lol)

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OzzRamirez@reddit

Lifting and not drinking sugary drinks is like half the battle, so I think you're on the safer side.

I know old people who are not miserable, but depending on your lifestyle, you can get there earlier or later.

And as you said, there's also genetics, and unavoidable situations

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cocainebrick3242@reddit

I win at life because it makes me happy.

Yes. Believe it or not, eating food you don't like, Interacting with people you are disinterested in and picking up a hobby you don't actually want isn't winning, it's making yourself miserable for arbitrary reasons.

We should aspire to be more than parasites, leeching of parents and welfare but after that, do what you like.

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nelisjanus@reddit

Go goblin mode

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clippervictor@reddit

Even being an asshole you can be happy I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

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meat_uprising@reddit

I'm a janitor at a gas station. I love my job, even though most people tell me it must suck.

I'd rather enjoy it than be miserable!

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Majkelen@reddit

Good on you mate!

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adaydreaming@reddit

While it's true. Don't get confused with others depending on you as a form of self worth tho.

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zsirdagadek@reddit

I'm happy with throwing car batteries into the ocean and I surely can keep doing it.

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irago_@reddit

I'm on that grindset so I can afford more car batteries to donate to local fish

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Phendrana-Drifter@reddit

God bless you for recharging the electric eels

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Hatchid@reddit

HowToBasic after he went insane.

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Asylum_Patient_1126@reddit

what happens when his patrons want something that isn't eggs?

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vincecarterskneecart@reddit

>hand them a bowl of eggs

>”you don’t have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat these”

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Facesit_Freak@reddit

Kek

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Sad_Notice4952@reddit

Gruesome dismemberment

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fucccboii@reddit

egg guy 🪱

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freemason777@reddit

2 Chan 2 horror

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encrustingXacro@reddit

That sounds like the name of some underground slam band

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Jaw43058MKII@reddit

Early 2010s creepypasta moment

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gvdc@reddit

Anon's fierce rival, baconboy, enters the scene

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Nasapigs@reddit

"What's the matter eggboy? Or was it egghead? I guess it doesn't matter since both fit."

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ChadWolf98@reddit

I'd watch this

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kaninkanon@reddit

Find new patrons

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Steavee@reddit

Reeeeeeeeeeee.WAV

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lacuNa6446@reddit

eggless omelette

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Mushiren_@reddit

Ya can't have an eggless omelete!

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WashYourEyesTwice@reddit

"Making" eggs lol

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Bittlegeuss@reddit

Everytime I come across this, it reminds me of the other yolk-based masterpiece

Leg so hot / Hot hot leg / Leg so hot you can fry an egg

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MemoryWholed@reddit

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Most_Chemistry8944@reddit

Egg man by the Beastie Boys is by far their most underrated track.

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ShamrockGold@reddit

The pan I use is shit. It could never handle so many eggs.

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bruhmeme999@reddit

Believe in yourself Eggman, this obstacle is nothing when facing human ingenuity especially when combined with egg ambition.

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Karpsten@reddit

Anon has purpose in life.

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Still_Inevitable_385@reddit

Ive seen this so many times, why is it that I'm only now noticing the two other pans?

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Ms_Crismon@reddit

anons second name is Robotnik

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SirLocke13@reddit

Life has many mysteries, egg-boy.

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2BEN-2C93@reddit

Goals

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daelindidnowrong@reddit

Idk why but i think its cute this type of greentext

Its nice to find people that are genuinely happy with simple tasks.

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the_marxman@reddit

I hear autistic people like simple repetitive tasks. 4chan would die overnight if the users could find their own eggboy position in life.

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dirschau@reddit

That's why autism seemingly wasn't a thing back in the day of churning butter, weaving cloth and shaping wood without even proper files.

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naterpotater246@reddit

Exactly. Life is way easier when i can just live by a mindless routine. Most of my day every day is pretty routine. Anything that's outside of my routine, i don't even think about it, and doing it is always way harder than any part of my routine, which i can just do without thinking about it. It's comfortable not having to worry about unexpected or unscheduled tasks.

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pentox70@reddit

Hotel breakfast vibes

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QCat18@reddit

Anon is living out his egg fetish.