Do people seriously manage to get that out of tinder? All the matches I get are bitches who only message me out of boredom, none of them are actually dtf
In the BDSM community, there is a number of submissive people who love the mommy dom / little boy dynamic. It’s just a kink and is triggered by a need to turn off your brain and be cared for while being led and guided. Usually it’s far more discussed before the actual encounter (boundaries and hard limits for both sides, explicit consent to the playtime, what are the goals for both people participating, and how it will be done safely, among many others).
Not my cup of tea personally, but it’s definitely a thing.
I went out once and an older woman took me home after I talked with her for a bit.
She told me I was coming home with her and I assumed she was pulling my leg when she went off to chat up other people in the bar.
Just as I was getting ready to leave she was like "where are you going, I said you're coming home with me" and proceeded to give me the best sex of my life.
"Hide the pain Harold". Dude's a Hungarian retirie. Did a series of stock photos that blew up ten years later as the memes, and he eventually made a sort of second career out of it. Even gave a TED Talk. Pretty cool that he seems to be trying to turn being a meme into a positive message:
"It’s an unusual career to start as an engineer and end as a meme guy,” he reflects. His thoughts on meme culture? “Memes are a relatively new phenomenon. But in reality, it’s as old as humanity – only the media has changed. In ancient times, people told jokes in the pub and caricatures were printed in newspapers. The only difference is that in the internet age anybody can be a meme.”
Timekeeper98@reddit
For once, I’m hoping that a green text isn’t fake and gay.
Brassboar@reddit
Anon got TOPPED! Emotionally.
HyperionPhalanx@reddit
adTOPPED
kamransk1107@reddit
Genuine question, are people who fuck strangers not afraid of STIs that can be passed through kissing and oral sex?
liquid-handsoap@reddit
Hella afraid but isnt it like okay the ones you get from kissing and oral?
kamransk1107@reddit
Herpes is incurable and can be transmitted through oral sex and kissing
liquid-handsoap@reddit
Yeah but i don’t have herpes. Had a big discussion earlier in another subreddit
kamransk1107@reddit
But your partner could right, if they are a stranger?
liquid-handsoap@reddit
I mean yeah but i still dont have it
Rgeneb1@reddit
Nope.
Seffuski@reddit
Do people seriously manage to get that out of tinder? All the matches I get are bitches who only message me out of boredom, none of them are actually dtf
zaika84@reddit
Not enough charisma
Seffuski@reddit
I can't seem to level up that stat though
cujoe88@reddit
Get good at listening. Charismatic people talk good, but they also listen good.
Seffuski@reddit
I think my problem is that my listen to talk ratio is too low
letthepastgo@reddit
The secret ingredient is Alcohol, drugs and optionally crime.
zaika84@reddit
Buy new gaming chair.
Sim2redd@reddit
Skill issue
Bertje87@reddit
The hottest thing in the history of the world
Wise-_-Spirit@reddit
You think your mama hot??
Nah, she's hog
cujoe88@reddit
I still fucked her.
Pyrimo@reddit
Is that Gemma Arterton?
thermitethrowaway@reddit
Yes https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/darians-dc-extended-universe/images/a/a8/Gemma.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20230424031046
Pyrimo@reddit
God I used to crush on her hard as a kid
ThatOneGuyNameDude@reddit
So it's safe to say that most men wanted a girl that would act somewhat like their mom would?
holaprobando123@reddit
Nah, I don't want a girlfriend to be a mom. I don't need anyone to clean after me or do everything around the house. I'm an adult.
liquid-handsoap@reddit
Good boy
mfinpizzaparkerboi@reddit
oedipus in action lol
PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit
He poked his eyes out. You'll note his penis was still functional.
ThatOneGuyNameDude@reddit
Bruh, Oedipus was a wild one. Haha
Anteater_Pete@reddit
In the BDSM community, there is a number of submissive people who love the mommy dom / little boy dynamic. It’s just a kink and is triggered by a need to turn off your brain and be cared for while being led and guided. Usually it’s far more discussed before the actual encounter (boundaries and hard limits for both sides, explicit consent to the playtime, what are the goals for both people participating, and how it will be done safely, among many others).
Not my cup of tea personally, but it’s definitely a thing.
ThatOneGuyNameDude@reddit
Wow, I learned a lot from you guys. That's new information for me.
I_Lick_Lead_Paint@reddit
BDSM is a very safe and welcoming community. Even just for vanilla questions.
ThatOneGuyNameDude@reddit
I see
gooberphta@reddit
No not really. Unless its about
-being female -being kind to you
ThatOneGuyNameDude@reddit
I understood that.
MrListr-SistrFistr@reddit
No offense OP but IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME I’VE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS AND IT’S JUST GIVEN TO HIM?! WHERES MY MOMMY HOOKUP?
throwawayeastbay@reddit
Go out to bars and approach them.
I went out once and an older woman took me home after I talked with her for a bit.
She told me I was coming home with her and I assumed she was pulling my leg when she went off to chat up other people in the bar.
Just as I was getting ready to leave she was like "where are you going, I said you're coming home with me" and proceeded to give me the best sex of my life.
MrListr-SistrFistr@reddit
Bullshit, that being said I’ll try anything once.
throwawayeastbay@reddit
May God strike me down if it is not true this happened more or less exactly as I have described.
MrListr-SistrFistr@reddit
Inshallah I will get mommy gf/booty call.
cujoe88@reddit
You haven't had your mommy hook up because you're too busy fisting your sister.
MrListr-SistrFistr@reddit
I can do BOTH goddamnit!
Absolutemehguy@reddit
That checks out. He has two arms afterall.
MrListr-SistrFistr@reddit
2 arms and I’ll use them to >! Hug !< anyone I want!
PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit
-Siddhartha, probably
MrListr-SistrFistr@reddit
If that truly was true, I’d’ve broken my arms long ago.
TFDota@reddit
schizochode@reddit
I wish I understood this kind of humor
Flaky-Dust-9242@reddit
how old are you
schizochode@reddit
I can triforce that should tell you enough
Flaky-Dust-9242@reddit
I wish I understood this kind of humor
schizochode@reddit
ManBeSerious@reddit
Its the old henry dude havent seen this guy on forever
Sengfroid@reddit
"Hide the pain Harold". Dude's a Hungarian retirie. Did a series of stock photos that blew up ten years later as the memes, and he eventually made a sort of second career out of it. Even gave a TED Talk. Pretty cool that he seems to be trying to turn being a meme into a positive message:
ManBeSerious@reddit
Oh yeah i knew that i just forgot what was he called and if hes still alive lol
sluraplea@reddit
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coffinfl0p@reddit
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Steebin64@reddit
Hello fellow internet 1.0 millenial.
Nozeforatoo@reddit
Not much to understand, really. What you see is what you get.
TFDota@reddit
Indeed, thats exactly "what you see is what you get"
Oh_its_that_asshole@reddit
Hey, don't knock a free packed lunch.
holaprobando123@reddit
That MILF probably has emotional issues to work out.
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
You just experienced my fucking dream anon, too bad I hate people and cognitive dissonance in my head is driving g me insane
cail123@reddit
In this thread: people that want to fuck their mothers, apparently
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
Anon should buy a lottery ticket.
Balansky@reddit
IT SHOULD BEEN MEEEEE!!!
Spooky_Coffee8@reddit
Brikandbones@reddit
DonutGuy2659@reddit
Rhododactylus@reddit
HE DOESN'T APPRICIATE IT LIKE WE WOULD
12wigwam2@reddit
Real question how is this not a psyop post but the gay ones are
LB1234567890@reddit
But was the lunch good?
Timekeeper98@reddit
PB&J with the crusts cut off.
TheSwecurse@reddit
Dear diary, today I found out most of r/greentext has mommy issues
zw1ck@reddit
Are you surprised?
hundenkattenglassen@reddit
I really hope she patted his head and said “That’s my good boy” after anon was finished.
Don’t think so, since prolly fake but can still hope.
Yes, I am madly jealous.
HyperionPhalanx@reddit
Bro got adopted
Buzz______Killington@reddit
u/repostsleuthbot
terribletimingtim@reddit
Freud is smiling from above.
AssBeater420comeback@reddit
the-fake-hentai-god@reddit
anon probably had the best sex he will ever have
Cedreddit1@reddit
Probably the only as well
MathEmatik77@reddit
Aaaaaww
PupEDog@reddit
Boooring scene it already NEXT
rayquan36@reddit
I swear I've seen at least 3 variations of this story on greentexts.
UnDebs@reddit
anon just unlocked a fetish
DeadFuckStick59@reddit
An amazing experience. Mommy issues are best base for great crazy milf sex.
gary1337@reddit
Anon just met his biological mother.
Ascertain_GME@reddit
How I Met My Mommy
Not_a_kulcha@reddit
Fake and fictitious, it better be fake anon.
XboxLiveGiant@reddit
The dream.
Spaciax@reddit
you struck gold, anon. that's what happened.
soliquidus_bosselot@reddit
Based and Mommy-Pilled.
papajim22@reddit
Based.
Jendalar@reddit
Nice.
Beastleviath@reddit
If only we could all be so fortunate…
TechSavvySentry@reddit
W for anon!