anon asks the big question

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callofthepuddle@reddit

45.7 percent of men and 40.3 percent of women

more common in athletes: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15521234/

why is OP against this

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TetrangonalBootyhole@reddit

I wonder what is the advantage, or if the prevalence of Morton's toe correlates with other traits that enhance athleticism.

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Wwanker@reddit

Might be a correlation, darker skin doesn’t make run faster, but when was the last time you saw a white guy winning a sprint?

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DeltaPQRST@reddit

People with African gene do run faster though

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wordjedi@reddit

A study of American college students found that 42.2 percent had longer second toes (45.7 percent of men and 40.3 percent of women).

Research suggests that Morton’s toe may even be an advantage in athletics. A 2004 study comparing professional athletes to non-athletes found that professional athletes tended to have Morton’s toe more frequently than non-athletes.

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pokexchespin@reddit

maybe anon thinks his athletic dreams were foiled by his unmorton’d toes?

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AHighAchievingAutist@reddit

Anon blames Morton but fails to acknowledge the real cause of his failed athletic dreams - being his 350lb frame and amputated foot from the beetus

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GoodTitrations@reddit

Blatant satire

Redditor misses this likely due to relevant username

Finishes with overused neckbeard joke to assert misplaced superiority complex

You just can’t write kino like this

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OwnHousing9851@reddit

Anon couldnt do shades of morton quest in osrs and got mad

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utkohoc@reddit

Unmortond toes had me dying 💀🤣

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XDDDSOFUNNEH@reddit

Sounds like Immortan Joe's foot fetishist cousin

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SoupaMayo@reddit

I think it's obviously satire but I'm pretty sure that 4chinners are always searching something to be racist about

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GoodTitrations@reddit

It is so fucking obviously satire. I’m convinced this sub was made by the feds to send me to an early grave via high blood pressure.

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EngineStraight@reddit

its such an complete overreaction to something so incredibly mild and yet i still think its a 50/50 shot on wether or not its satire (still the funniest shit ive seen today)

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AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit

Bitterness & jealousy of the toe master race.

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chadduss@reddit

Almost all marble statues you will find have this shape of feet, the so called 'Greek feet', anon is an uncultured swine. I am a proud owner of two Greek feet btw.

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AgainWithoutSymbols@reddit

Tbf women are 50% of the population and 4chan is definitely against them

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NeverFalls01@reddit

as someone with this morton's toe i would say yeah sure

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-NoNameListed-@reddit

MF really wants to kill off the Greek style feet.

There's like 8 recorded styles btw, Greek is the most common for some reason

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NauthtyMeatWhisperer@reddit

What are the other 6 styles? 🤔

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manicforlive@reddit

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420FireStarter69@reddit

I got Egyptian feet

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lots_of_punctures@reddit

I'm a Norwegian with Norwegian feet. I'll be damned.

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lowweighthighreps@reddit

Scot here with Celtic feet, holy shit, Ragnar.

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htmlcoderexe@reddit

Why the fuck do Norwegians get their own

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caspiam@reddit

Team greek!

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Old_Ad_71@reddit

I guess based on this I'm a mixture of Oriental and Mongolian.

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ambermage@reddit

I'm a mixture

Like ... one of each?

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Old_Ad_71@reddit

Like I can't tell which one it looks more like. Kinda halfway between both

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VirtualPantsu@reddit

Holy fuck I'm native Australian (im from poland)let's goooo hand me a fucking didgeridoo and a pet kangaroo

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MrCattsDad@reddit

african

It's so fucking over bros............

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konekfragrance@reddit

Damn I'm Greek despite being fully asian

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sloothor@reddit

Damn I’m Orient despite being fully white

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DinoBirdsBoi@reddit

i think your feet are orient cuz orient is asian and orient is pretty similar to greek feet, with the whole deeper part between the first and second toe

but alas, unless you send me your feet, there is no way to verify it

unless you send me your feet

alas...

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DinoBirdsBoi@reddit

you taiwanese?

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NauthtyMeatWhisperer@reddit

Thanks… unzips pants

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arbiter12@reddit

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arbiter12@reddit

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Subject-Meeting-7@reddit

Looks like I'm African and got me my n word pass

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justinlav@reddit

African feet whites rise up!

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context_lich@reddit

It's weird to me that some feet expert could tell I have Norwegian DNA by my feet, but they absolutely could.

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-NoNameListed-@reddit

Yep, a lot of ethnic groups have unique feet shapes.

Obviously the traits can intermingle & be passed down, so a black person could potentially have the oriental-style toes if one of their ancestors was east-asian for instance.

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manicforlive@reddit

Anon is a Turk

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WeLitG@reddit

As someone with Morton’s toe, we should all be euthanized

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Wwanker@reddit

Please start with me

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gunglejim@reddit

Is this the line for euthanasia?

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bitchasscuntface@reddit

I remember when at 15 my aunt of 40 told me she knows shes getting old cause her second to is longer than the first and i was just like wtf.gif mine has always been like this?!

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GitGup@reddit

Wait this isn’t normal?

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LifeDraining@reddit

I'm on the bus and wanna take off my shoes and check.

That's be a new green text post

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The_Vini@reddit

mitada 🐮🔥

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SentientDust@reddit

This just goes to show you that if someone actually succeeded in exterminating all jews, blacks and asians, white people would still find reasons to discriminate and kill each other

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ElPwnero@reddit

Eu toe nized

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sandm4n_RS@reddit

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hundenkattenglassen@reddit

quickly check my toes

Yes, people with Morton’s toe should indeed be euthanized.

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AtomicMonkeyTheFirst@reddit

43% of all toe havers account for 85% of all toe related running injuries.

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A_Blue_Potion@reddit

Leave Mr. Morton alone!

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Honda_Jugg_2049@reddit

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UnMorten’d Joe was bad guy from Aussie redneck film innit?

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Honk_wd@reddit

My right has it but my left is normal what does it mean

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CaptianCanuck@reddit

Nah I’ll suck on em all the same

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UnhappyTumbleweed966@reddit

Based

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StandardN02b@reddit

Back in the day we proposed eugenics for usefull reasons.

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JudgementalChair@reddit

Please euthanize me

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ActiveRegent@reddit

Anon should be euthanized for slandering my kind

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Stefanikjesef@reddit

Shut up freak 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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goosebumper88@reddit

Sneech

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HamBlamBlam@reddit

Anon is so deeply unremarkable that this is the only thing he could find to feel superior about.

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VaultBoyFrosty@reddit

Anon is a mark jobber

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Stefanikjesef@reddit

Its on sight, any mortonto-er I come across gets it.

The judge won’t even care, prolly gonna give me a medal too. If your toes look like that, consider yourself an opp

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the_marxman@reddit

I've got a really big gap between my big toe and lesser toes. Is there a special name for my feet structure? I wanna make sure I get the right shoe patch for the cleansing.

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