It slapped or whatever you kids say
Posted by PoisonIvy_11@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 41 comments
Posted by PoisonIvy_11@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 41 comments
Slow-Carpet-8416@reddit
Those are some macho noodles
2hot2work@reddit
Bet
grumpydeinonychus@reddit
Sure
Outdoors_Life_Dude@reddit
That is so “smegma” as the kids are saying now.
Oops I meant “sigma”
ghost3972@reddit
Was it bussin bussin 🗿
seligball@reddit
Bussin or Disgustin
cazub@reddit
It slaps, like my ballbag when I do a shallow split with my legs and wiggle back n forth. It slaps my legs like a church bell. I think tgats what "slaps" means. Right fellow teens?
DanJDare@reddit
Slap the fork outta yo mouth maybe.
PoisonIvy_11@reddit (OP)
you don’t use any forks apparently
Certain_Physics_236@reddit
Skibidi pasta
Griffithead@reddit
That's that good ass parmesan. Not that bullshit dust crap.
PoisonIvy_11@reddit (OP)
The flakes are so much better
impstein@reddit
I usually buy that bel gioso brand shaved Parmesan... It's all I can do to not just eat it all straight out of the container
DirkBabypunch@reddit
That stuff makes me ill :(
Figures out it was only their presliced/preshredded, so now I gotta grate it off the block like some sort of...Olive Garden waiter.
bittypineapplekitty@reddit
it’s real. and it’s glorious haha
dattimmo@reddit
The best shizz comes freshly grated from a whole block, but flakes beat the sawdust ass "parmesan" all day erry day
Bonegirl06@reddit
Antarctica up in here
Qu33N_Of_NoObz_@reddit
You ate and left no crumbs, huh??
Much_Future5185@reddit
It slapped you ancestors in the face cuz wtf is that
Suckmyunit42069@reddit
stay slapped or get clapped
voxinaudita@reddit
I believe the expression is "It really whipped the llama's ass".
NachoNachoDan@reddit
You really Skibidi rizzed up that Ohio gyatt fr fr on god
Asap_aussie@reddit
This picture looks cold
PoisonIvy_11@reddit (OP)
The picture is cold, the pasta wasn’t
SCVerde@reddit
Get a microplane grater for your hard cheeses. It will make everything better. Cost like 5 bucks for a cheap one.
Rynooe@reddit
Benobo-One-Kenobi@reddit
In my share houses this was called "Tomsto fuck".
Dmau27@reddit
Shit hits different when you put that solid parm for real fam. Straight g, no cap.
chillysanta@reddit
It goons!?
TransformersFan077@reddit
That does slap! It looks so good!
LOUsername97@reddit
The Parmesan be bussin but that sauce took an L
PoisonIvy_11@reddit (OP)
LOL no she didn’t
AcceptableTicket8385@reddit
Slapped me in the face GET THAT OUTTA HERE
eyanr@reddit
No cap fam on god
MarmaladeMarmaduke@reddit
You could put parmasean on top of parmasean and it would "slap".
hogey989@reddit
Should be in r/decentfoodporn
econroy@reddit
"Bussin"
CarlSandhop@reddit
Would.
optionalsocial@reddit
No cap
PeanutOrganic9174@reddit
Lmao that quote got me "fam"
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