He definitely does a lot of drugs whenever he's bored, syringing cocaine straight into his eyeballs. But yes, he's not a sociopath; just someone who is kind of arrogant and keen to cut through the bullshit. He's also a lot less interested in women than House is.
Real life Sherlock was basically a Mary Sue (except for in ACD's last works), an impeccable genius, master of disguise, a sharp shooter with the pistol and strong enough to bend iron with his own hands.
Honestly, I actually liked that about him, I feel like it's a more fun version of an extraordinary person who's also a little broken, he has his vices but he's still also hyper-competent at what he does (whereas in modern media it's always someone has one talent but they're a fuck up in everything else, or are a genius but act like a sassy high schooler than an intelligent mature, highly experienced adult). It's not always about being uber relatable or over-humanising characters, sometimes you want a character who maybe you can relate to and who maybe isn't perfect but definitely one you can admire.
It was weird because I'm a bit of a nerd myself and a lot of my friends recommended the BBC's Sherlock saying it was awesome but I watched one episode and thought "what in the mother-lovingcoked up scrawny white boy sunflower spectrum neurodivergent savant magic guessing non plot retaining bullshit was that? Cos it ain't sherlock!". Felt the same vibe when a friend suggested I try watch Kaos (on Netflix) recently.
He is an asshole with charm. Kinda like Iron man is supposed to be an ass. But he is such a charismatic ass. .People let things they do that would get others in trubble slide.
He is also the last person people visit. A lot of people who haven't really seen the show, or haven't seen much, think he's the first stop. He rarely is. He's the last, when all other options have been exhausted.
Which is ironic, isn't it? I mean, isn't he usually right in the end? Granted, I also haven't watched much of the show, and have been meaning to, despite my usual aversion to less action oriented shows, due entirely to House being a fun character to watch from the clips I've seen
I watched the first 4 seasons where they officially run out of interesting stories to tell and it becomes a soap opera. He’s the last one people visit mostly because he won’t take a case unless he finds it sufficiently interesting. It’s a running theme that he constantly dodges clinical hours and doing routine check up.
There was an episode where he was forced to spend time together with a dying man who had previously asked to be House's patient, but his situation wasn't "interesting" enough for House to care, so now he was completely doomed and called him out on it. He died in the end immediately after calling his daughter for one last time, and House gets sad, but still continues only taking on interesting cases.
Pretty much. He hasn't had that many patients die either, and when they do it's due to it being incurable, not his issues. Also I don't remember liver failure due to his drug regiment, but there's probably one I'm forgetting. And yes. House is just irreverent. The best depiction of Holmes in modern media.
I think, if memory serves me, that he did have 1 patient die of a curable disease, but it was because the patient didn’t disclose an infected wound on her back, she got staph infection I think. It’s been awhile though, and she might have died from something else and the staph was just masking things, but that one stands out in my mind
There was also the woman that foreman "killed", because he gave the wrong treatment (it was a 50/50 IIRC)
There was also a old woman that house couldn't figure out what was wrong, also wasn't allowed to autopsy her, but was able to cure a kid who basically had the same thing
And of course there was the genocidal dictator that chase just straight up kills
That's just western propaganda, in reality Dibala was just a regular Terminator, tasked with killing different kinds of plagues, one of which cockroaches. Western Media elevated him to be president.
There was one where a patient died of something that would've been curable, but since they took Tylenol and it turned out to be liver issues it ended up poisoning and killing him.
There was the episode with the hospital's mortician, where they showed the percentage of patient mortalities for each of the doctors. House's was the lowest. Don't quote me on this, but I think it was something like 4 or 8 percent?
There is a patient in the 7th season that could be saved but house fails to do so and he gets drunk and concludes that either he lives happily or he is a good doctor, not both
Liver failure comes up a lot on the show, not as something that happens, but as a potential consequence for getting them on a certain drug or treatment . There also has been a number of organ damage or even failure due to treatments or drugs throughout the show.
In the show the hospital actually paid for those expenses. Supposedly House brings enough prestige to make up for the costs of the tests and lawyer costs
He’s not the last resort because people don’t like him, he’s the last resort because if a case is easy to solve they don’t need him, the whole point is for him to be the one getting the tricky diseases no one else can figure out. Also they show him trying to ignore cases all the time unless he finds them interesting so even ignoring the practical aspect for the hospital, he reinforces the effect himself also
Iirc he only ends up killing/losing one or two patients throughout the entire series, and the first time it happens he is quite literally devastated. The rest of that episode and the premise for a few more after are him coming to terms with not being omnipotent. He thought all he needed to do was run another test and he'd be the savior he thrives on being, but he was too late and the patient passed away before he could cure them
The premise is basically a recreation of some real life puzzling medical cases.
Now if House always did the right tests, was a calm and distant professional and kept good relations with everyone at work, the show would be dull as hell and short. It needs to be a tad crazy.
Yeh I started watching it after seeing a few short clips of him somewhere. Quite entertaining and easy watching for me. The episodes do link up but only the relationships between the staff really. I find you can watch any episode in any order and it’s still fits so I watch it in the background when I’m not sure what to watch or something
He's usually right in the end but his methods of getting there tend to be cruel, unusual, and manipulative.
Which is why the people in the show argue with him all the time. They think he's right, but he'll do some shit like treat an excluding factor that may or may not exist, and it if doesn't exist he gets an answer and they get a stroke.
That's very rarely true. There indeed are episodes where people come to him specifically because they have something weird, but the thing is that House isn't working in some "department of rare diseases" he's working in a normal ass hospital. Sure most patients DO have a rare disease at the end, but they usually come in with the assumption of something completely mundane.
"Oh boy, the schizo woman who constantly drinks has a liver problem, whoop de doo what a weird thing"
Is the premise of the episode. Sure it ends with:
"Oh holy shit look at her eyes she actually has Wilson's disease, (you'd probably be irreparably damaged by Wilson's if it was legit discoloring your eyes but w/e) She was never schizo, it was just the Wilson's!!
But nobody even thought she had a curable disease causing any of her symptoms, that just happens to be true.
Funnily enough I’m watching through it now (midway through S3) and this just isn’t true.
A lot of the time the patient will be doing whatever it is they do then collapse or have a seizure etc. then all of a sudden they’re at the teaching hospital (likely due to being unable to pay for medical services) and house just happens to find their case “interesting” then pushes it on to his team until he gets bored and fixes the issue.
He’s an ass, a drug addict and has a god complex. He could likely fix people a lot faster if he actually gave a damn about people at all.
I think thr thing there isn' that House is an ass for doing that. He's turning those good doctors into something closser to his untouchable level. We see it in the show that the docs that work under him tend to outpace everyone else once they're released.
The other way around. His patients often (off screen) visit other doctors, can't figure out what's wrong, then come to him. There are cases where that doesn't happen. In S1 he sees a boy with rectal bleeding, but while everyone assume it's nothing serious, he sees an old case. There's the cop that gets shot and comes in. There's more, of course. But the general assumption is, they fall, they go to other doctors, they can't figure it out, they senf them to him.
Damn that's an interesting twist, it's always the explanation that he only deals with the weirdest cases but what if they are simply his only cases because of his reputation.
This is used as a justification in-universe, but a lot of episodes throw out that conceit and just have some poor sap collapse in his or his team’s vicinity who just happens to have the rarest disease known to man.
The only ones pre-S5 I can think of off the top of my head were the handyman that ate shit (figurative) off cuddy’s roof because he ate shit (literal) at his job cleaning up at cockfights, and the munchausen’s lady that made herself collapse at the OTB who happened to have something else going on.
The first time I watched the show (12 years ago, I was 17) I thought that House was a really cool dude. About a month ago I watched the whole thing again (dislocated my shoulder, seemed fitting) and holy shit, that dude is an unbelievable dick. Sure, he had some funny and genuine interactions with other people, but most of the time he acts like an asshole for no reason. And when that kind of behavior ultimately lands him in trouble, he has the audacity to act surprised.
I was doing a re-watch too, and I'm surprised how quickly the show has dated. For instance, every episode there will be a hot chick character turns up, just so House can make a demeaning remark about their appearance. Ostensibly it is so we get examples of how much of an asshole House is, but clearly its just the show using it as an excuse to include random hot women, which isn't something you get a lot of anymore.
I sorta had the opposite reaction. I hated him as a teen and while I still think he’s an asshole (which is the point) but the older I get the more I envy seeing someone who is right, knows they’re right (except when he’s not lmao), and doesn’t give the time of day to people who doubt him. Being a grad student bitch there are so many times I’ve wanted to tell professors off for being demonstrably in the wrong about something so it’s kinda therapeutic to see someone who just doesn’t give a fuck about professional niceties and can just go full sperg when needed.
What makes the show great is that it's intentional. He's a severely damaged man who refuses to accept help or try to change himself for the better. Many episodes explore how he got that way, or why he decides to stagnate, without (imo) excusing his behavior.
He's a narcissistic and self-obsessed man-child who also happens to be a medical genius. Sometimes his utter lack of fucks to give is amusing or cathartic, but at the end of the day he's a terrible person to be around and the series isn't shy to show that.
Yeah but that's not really the point at all. Actually the show is great at showing how a pill addict with extreme levels of pain in many cases has better moral character than a completely sober cancer doctor who cheats on his wife with some of his terminal patients.
Yeah but that's not really the point at all. Actually the show is great at showing how a pill addict with extreme levels of pain in many cases has better moral character than a completely sober cancer doctor who cheats on his wife with some of his terminal patients.
How the hell do you come to this conclusion? The only reason house doesn't cheat is because he isn't married, he constantly sexualizes his and other people's patients(including a 15 year old girl), hires hookers, and assaults/lies to/commits medical practice to his patient every episode, and just generally treats everyone like shit for no reason and sometimes willing does so at his own expense.
Not sure where you got conclusion from but was just something the series is great at highlighting: bad people can be good while still appearing bad, good people can be bad while still appearing good; shown by House and Wilson.
Wild to say he only didn't cheat because he wasn't married, maybe you forgot his relationship with Cuddy. Never any hookers during that, never any cheating.
'Constantly' is a hilarious word when that 15 year old is one episode, but please if it is so so constant please give me some episodes where he actually sexualizes a patient, theres 177 total so you must be able to list a bunch if it's so constant.
And for everything else yeah, it is a drama after all. If you have a doctor who is 100% bad or 100% good it is not a complex character or entertaining for the viewer
The show stated that the hospital covered any tests that House's team did on patients, that's why they went crazy on tests. I assume the patient only paid for whatever worked in the end, if they paid at all.
Not sure if any of the other fucks here actually watched the show. House works in a teaching hospital and doesn't charge money for treatment of patients. They skim over this a few times to play with the theme of insurance and what not but it is very clear in the early episodes that they don't charge people
They stated that the Hospital charges nothing somewhere in the first episodes IIRC.
Something about charity and insurance.
The rest is creative liberty and tv as a medium for fantasy.
The hospital has a free clinic that everyone has to work in for a few hours per week—the "clinic hours" that House is always trying to get out of. Only the clinic is free; the hospital's other services are not.
I don’t remember it ever being stated that they work for free.
I do however recall there being a story line where the hospital gets a new chairman who points out that houses team doesn’t make enough money to justify its existence.
He has a team of 4 expensive doctors plus himself, a head of department, looking after 1 patient a week. Normally a department would be responsible for 10s-100s of patients not 1.
Add to that, the patients insurers probably argue the bill down at the end and they almost certainly lose money on each patient they treat.
Yeah, Cuddy herself admits that a Department of Diagnostics isn't even a thing in any other Hospital. House being a genius is the only reason it exists, despite not making any money. (although from time to time they treat some actual rich people so it's fair to assume that some donations roll in after successful treatment)
It's just good for marketing, because she can label the Hospital as "the best" which for example helps her a lot with the entire insurance stuff in Season 6
I don't remember them ever saying this, and I vaguely remember an episode where house is limited in the number of tests he can do because his patients are uninsured. Maybe I'm wrong though, there are like 100+ episodes of House and they kinda run together in my head
I don't remember that, but could be wrong. If ever someone claimed to be uninsured, they usually would immediately go, IDGAF and it was immediately resolved from what I recall
I am still paying off medical debt from a misdiagnosis in December. I’d be so pissed if House were my doctor. You know insurance doesn’t cover any of his shit.
I never understood exactly, just how many resources do these tests take? How the fuck is a single x-ray image at the dentist costing ~100dollars? (Converting from my currency) They don't even print them on those fancy vinyl sheets or whatever they are anymore, like what the fuck am I paying for here, on top of the hour they spent?
Luckily we don't pay for MRI's here if a doctor schedules them, but I can't imagine those spend enough watts to cost thousands in electricity...
Like what is the waste, besides time? What's being paid for?
You have to pay for professionals to operate the machine, you have to pay to own and maintain a working machine, you have to pay to keep both the professionals and the working machine in a functional facility that can serve the general public.
It reminds me of an old story about a woman being charged 3 bucks for a cup of hot lemon water in a cafe. "But it's only just a slice of lemon and hot water!" protests the woman. The manager explains she isn't just paying for those, she's paying for a drink to be handed to her on demand, in clean crockery, in a heated, clean, fully staffed building conveniently located near her work.
Read the comment. I'm already paying for the visit itself, I can understand paying for an extra picture, but what makes it be this expensive if I'm already covering the time?
The onto episode I ever saw was the female model with testicular cancer that has androgen insensitivity that is also fucking her dad. That was enough for me forever
Most of the cases were resolved due to those break ins lol. The theme was that people always lie, so you have to break into their house to find what they are hiding or forgetting.
bro forgot the obligatory breaking into the patient's home scene, and the racism and sexism. and also the fact that he... does actually cure the patient?? how is he the villain?
First time watching House MD was during university 14 years ago and i thought, wow nice! Now that i closely work with hospitals here in Germany i can wholeheartedly say... yeah that is beyond fiction. Not just the idea of a brilliant Doc who gets a free pass for almost killing patients. No, more like mundane things.
How the hell does Cutty get around to do anything, if she's constantly babysitting House. A doc that gets bullied to break into peoples houses because they dont wanna talk? Who has time for that. Its so stupid that its fun again lol.
House is a high-tier asshole, yes, but also the thing is that he's only called into serious cases that no other doctors can actually figure out. All of the patients he sees are basically dead no matter what if he doesn't step in to figure this out.
Being that the series is an homage to Sherlock Holmes, he kinda does the opposite. He solves mysteries to prevent a death instead of solving the mystery of how someone died (and who killed them).
Well, you can say that if you never watched the show
He wasnt doing that to any rando patient that showed up at ER, he was doing that to patients that hadnt been diagnosed by other top doctors cause their diseases and/or causes were really weird.
Just an FYI - Most "Teaching" hospitals waive medical fees/bills when dealing with such specialized cases and don't tend to put the patient into MILLIONS of medical debt in favor for actually furthering the study/practice of internal medicine.
I mean season 1 set up the theme of the whole series the battle between what is correct and what is reasonable. Is the ability to save one person worth the price house commands besides his department costing an insane amount for number of cases house also flouts hospital policy and pretty much general ethics constantly but yet he saves people who as the show deems would have otherwise died so thats the show just finding where is the line
If anon would've watched the show, he would know that one of the central conflicts of the show is that House cares more about "solving puzzles" than helping humans.
Ah yes, the older white male is the villain, right? A tale as old as time, right? The jew enchantress in power did nothing wrong, right? she could never had made him run his car into a house, which could have further incapacitated him, right? I say further because yes, she could never had been the one responsible for his leg, keeping him in a constant state of aginizing pain, right? She would never refuse him to do treatments which could save the patients, right? She would never do that just to save money, right?
Don't even get me started on the car stealing black guy, right?
already_taken-chan@reddit
I mean the whole point of the show is that he's not a good person, his stunts are excessive and he's a drug addict
Nertez@reddit
He's literally written after Sherlock Holmes. Sociopath, drug addicted, egoistic, narcisstic... but best at what he does.
Holmes = House Watson = Wilson
It's basically like solving crimes, but he's solving weird rare illnesses.
Snakeksssksss@reddit
I guess you never read the books. Holmes is only a drug addict sociopath if you are watching Downy and Cumberpatch.
maninahat@reddit
He definitely does a lot of drugs whenever he's bored, syringing cocaine straight into his eyeballs. But yes, he's not a sociopath; just someone who is kind of arrogant and keen to cut through the bullshit. He's also a lot less interested in women than House is.
TheChiliarch@reddit
Real life Sherlock was basically a Mary Sue (except for in ACD's last works), an impeccable genius, master of disguise, a sharp shooter with the pistol and strong enough to bend iron with his own hands.
Honestly, I actually liked that about him, I feel like it's a more fun version of an extraordinary person who's also a little broken, he has his vices but he's still also hyper-competent at what he does (whereas in modern media it's always someone has one talent but they're a fuck up in everything else, or are a genius but act like a sassy high schooler than an intelligent mature, highly experienced adult). It's not always about being uber relatable or over-humanising characters, sometimes you want a character who maybe you can relate to and who maybe isn't perfect but definitely one you can admire.
It was weird because I'm a bit of a nerd myself and a lot of my friends recommended the BBC's Sherlock saying it was awesome but I watched one episode and thought "what in the mother-lovingcoked up scrawny white boy sunflower spectrum neurodivergent savant magic guessing non plot retaining bullshit was that? Cos it ain't sherlock!". Felt the same vibe when a friend suggested I try watch Kaos (on Netflix) recently.
undreamedgore@reddit
Which is why it works so well.
sammiisalammii@reddit
He’s such a bad boy 😩💦
CallsYouCunt@reddit
How do you mean?
Mrkillerar@reddit
He is an asshole with charm. Kinda like Iron man is supposed to be an ass. But he is such a charismatic ass. .People let things they do that would get others in trubble slide.
Sheeker389@reddit
He is also the last person people visit. A lot of people who haven't really seen the show, or haven't seen much, think he's the first stop. He rarely is. He's the last, when all other options have been exhausted.
professorclueless@reddit
Which is ironic, isn't it? I mean, isn't he usually right in the end? Granted, I also haven't watched much of the show, and have been meaning to, despite my usual aversion to less action oriented shows, due entirely to House being a fun character to watch from the clips I've seen
AugustusClaximus@reddit
I watched the first 4 seasons where they officially run out of interesting stories to tell and it becomes a soap opera. He’s the last one people visit mostly because he won’t take a case unless he finds it sufficiently interesting. It’s a running theme that he constantly dodges clinical hours and doing routine check up.
Filmologic@reddit
There was an episode where he was forced to spend time together with a dying man who had previously asked to be House's patient, but his situation wasn't "interesting" enough for House to care, so now he was completely doomed and called him out on it. He died in the end immediately after calling his daughter for one last time, and House gets sad, but still continues only taking on interesting cases.
Sheeker389@reddit
Pretty much. He hasn't had that many patients die either, and when they do it's due to it being incurable, not his issues. Also I don't remember liver failure due to his drug regiment, but there's probably one I'm forgetting. And yes. House is just irreverent. The best depiction of Holmes in modern media.
GigsGilgamesh@reddit
I think, if memory serves me, that he did have 1 patient die of a curable disease, but it was because the patient didn’t disclose an infected wound on her back, she got staph infection I think. It’s been awhile though, and she might have died from something else and the staph was just masking things, but that one stands out in my mind
Honestonus@reddit
At least a three or four have died but not always/usually not directly from Houses doing
There was a wheelchair guy who died from thirteen not feeding him the meds
There was the episode chase misdiagnoses something because chases dad died and he's distracted
I think even house once said his patients often die (maybe I'm misremembering) - but that makes sense because again hes a last resort
Eldritch_Ayylien66@reddit
There's also the pregnant woman from that one episode who had lung cancer.
eberlix@reddit
Was it that one who "sacrificed" herself for her child?
danj1911@reddit
There was also the woman that foreman "killed", because he gave the wrong treatment (it was a 50/50 IIRC)
There was also a old woman that house couldn't figure out what was wrong, also wasn't allowed to autopsy her, but was able to cure a kid who basically had the same thing
And of course there was the genocidal dictator that chase just straight up kills
eberlix@reddit
That's just western propaganda, in reality Dibala was just a regular Terminator, tasked with killing different kinds of plagues, one of which cockroaches. Western Media elevated him to be president.
notKRIEEEG@reddit
Based
insertwittynamethere@reddit
There was one where a patient died of something that would've been curable, but since they took Tylenol and it turned out to be liver issues it ended up poisoning and killing him.
gabriel6812@reddit
That was >!Amber (aka Cutt-throat Bitch)!<
Starbucks_4321@reddit
And he was responsible because she ended up taking the meds to pick him up, not because he failed to diagnose her
Palmovnik@reddit
He was responsible for the bus crashing???
Starbucks_4321@reddit
No, he was responsible for her being on the bus because he decided to get wasted in a random bar
das_sock@reddit
No joke but my doctors made this same mistake with me. I started doing worse after having been better. I caught the mistake before the nurses did.
Doing better with less alcohol now though.
ShySodium@reddit
There was the episode with the hospital's mortician, where they showed the percentage of patient mortalities for each of the doctors. House's was the lowest. Don't quote me on this, but I think it was something like 4 or 8 percent?
spiritofporn@reddit
Foreman killed a crack whore.
SilverAmpharos777@reddit
IIRC it's that the patients he declines (which is most) often end up dying because of that.
galorth@reddit
Watching the show currently.
There is a patient in the 7th season that could be saved but house fails to do so and he gets drunk and concludes that either he lives happily or he is a good doctor, not both
novff@reddit
yeah the staph infection from a bra hook
Vasto_lorde97@reddit
but that was on foreman by giving her cancer radition therapy
Pheeshfud@reddit
One died because the patient didn't get their meds, their dog ate them.
EccentricNerd22@reddit
It is a greentext tbf, the liver failure thing might just be an exageration for the sake of comedy.
Dabonthebees420@reddit
I'm re-watching House at the moment.
Only just started Season 2 and House has prescribed drugs which caused Liver Failure at least 3 times so far.
CapriciousCapybara@reddit
Perhaps House was a personification of the US healthcare system as a whole, just pump everyone full of drugs and see who lives.
Fabulous_String_138@reddit
We have like 3 modern depictions of Holmes though, and all are irreverent :p
Nit picking I totally agree tbh.
Sheeker389@reddit
Oh no. Not saying he's the best BECAUSE he's irreverent. He's just the best depiction
Fabulous_String_138@reddit
That's what I'm taking exception to, better than Holmes from Elementary, Sherlock and the Sherlock Holmes movies with Robert Downey Jr?
Imo they are all better Holmes's than House, my pick is Elementary though.
NsaLeader@reddit
Liver failure comes up a lot on the show, not as something that happens, but as a potential consequence for getting them on a certain drug or treatment . There also has been a number of organ damage or even failure due to treatments or drugs throughout the show.
birbBadguy@reddit
Hospital fees make sure to kill the patients via heart attack. All that stuff he put them through isn’t cheap
Milkarius@reddit
In the show the hospital actually paid for those expenses. Supposedly House brings enough prestige to make up for the costs of the tests and lawyer costs
xypage@reddit
He’s not the last resort because people don’t like him, he’s the last resort because if a case is easy to solve they don’t need him, the whole point is for him to be the one getting the tricky diseases no one else can figure out. Also they show him trying to ignore cases all the time unless he finds them interesting so even ignoring the practical aspect for the hospital, he reinforces the effect himself also
Rymanjan@reddit
Iirc he only ends up killing/losing one or two patients throughout the entire series, and the first time it happens he is quite literally devastated. The rest of that episode and the premise for a few more after are him coming to terms with not being omnipotent. He thought all he needed to do was run another test and he'd be the savior he thrives on being, but he was too late and the patient passed away before he could cure them
Neomataza@reddit
The premise is basically a recreation of some real life puzzling medical cases.
Now if House always did the right tests, was a calm and distant professional and kept good relations with everyone at work, the show would be dull as hell and short. It needs to be a tad crazy.
a-racecar-driver@reddit
Yeh I started watching it after seeing a few short clips of him somewhere. Quite entertaining and easy watching for me. The episodes do link up but only the relationships between the staff really. I find you can watch any episode in any order and it’s still fits so I watch it in the background when I’m not sure what to watch or something
windowpuncher@reddit
He's usually right in the end but his methods of getting there tend to be cruel, unusual, and manipulative.
Which is why the people in the show argue with him all the time. They think he's right, but he'll do some shit like treat an excluding factor that may or may not exist, and it if doesn't exist he gets an answer and they get a stroke.
AngusLynch09@reddit
Where's the irony?
professorclueless@reddit
He's the generally the best option, but is kept as the last ditch effort option just because of his personality
AngusLynch09@reddit
There's nothing ironic about the most skilled diagnostician being reserved for the most complicated and demanding medical cases.
already_taken-chan@reddit
I mean his whole department is the last resort department. When regular doctors cant place a diagnosis they send them to house
cheezy270@reddit
That's very rarely true. There indeed are episodes where people come to him specifically because they have something weird, but the thing is that House isn't working in some "department of rare diseases" he's working in a normal ass hospital. Sure most patients DO have a rare disease at the end, but they usually come in with the assumption of something completely mundane.
"Oh boy, the schizo woman who constantly drinks has a liver problem, whoop de doo what a weird thing"
Is the premise of the episode. Sure it ends with:
"Oh holy shit look at her eyes she actually has Wilson's disease, (you'd probably be irreparably damaged by Wilson's if it was legit discoloring your eyes but w/e) She was never schizo, it was just the Wilson's!!
But nobody even thought she had a curable disease causing any of her symptoms, that just happens to be true.
BuffAzir@reddit
He basically does tho. He runs a diagnostic department, which is not something that really exists.
They literally say in the show itself that it only exists because of House.
KillerBackPain@reddit
Funnily enough I’m watching through it now (midway through S3) and this just isn’t true.
A lot of the time the patient will be doing whatever it is they do then collapse or have a seizure etc. then all of a sudden they’re at the teaching hospital (likely due to being unable to pay for medical services) and house just happens to find their case “interesting” then pushes it on to his team until he gets bored and fixes the issue.
He’s an ass, a drug addict and has a god complex. He could likely fix people a lot faster if he actually gave a damn about people at all.
undreamedgore@reddit
I think thr thing there isn' that House is an ass for doing that. He's turning those good doctors into something closser to his untouchable level. We see it in the show that the docs that work under him tend to outpace everyone else once they're released.
mr---jones@reddit
Why would you keep visiting people after he treats you?
Think most people here are over analyzing what is a soap opera level drama.
Sheeker389@reddit
The other way around. His patients often (off screen) visit other doctors, can't figure out what's wrong, then come to him. There are cases where that doesn't happen. In S1 he sees a boy with rectal bleeding, but while everyone assume it's nothing serious, he sees an old case. There's the cop that gets shot and comes in. There's more, of course. But the general assumption is, they fall, they go to other doctors, they can't figure it out, they senf them to him.
MPtoast@reddit
Damn that's an interesting twist, it's always the explanation that he only deals with the weirdest cases but what if they are simply his only cases because of his reputation.
Argovan@reddit
This is used as a justification in-universe, but a lot of episodes throw out that conceit and just have some poor sap collapse in his or his team’s vicinity who just happens to have the rarest disease known to man.
Sheeker389@reddit
Depends on which season. Later on, yea. The first few there were only a handful like that. But that's just the case with any long running show.
UglyInThMorning@reddit
The only ones pre-S5 I can think of off the top of my head were the handyman that ate shit (figurative) off cuddy’s roof because he ate shit (literal) at his job cleaning up at cockfights, and the munchausen’s lady that made herself collapse at the OTB who happened to have something else going on.
crying_fox@reddit
I mean of course he's the last stop why would people keep going to doctors if they have been healed
Everestkid@reddit
There's an episode where this exchange happens:
"People don't just get better."
"...Yeah, they do, it happens all the time." (ie colds and such)
[beat]
"People who get to me don't just get better."
-NH2AMINE@reddit
Yes he is a diagnostician so they give him only the cases which others can’t really diagnose correctly
oscarmike88@reddit
The first time I watched the show (12 years ago, I was 17) I thought that House was a really cool dude. About a month ago I watched the whole thing again (dislocated my shoulder, seemed fitting) and holy shit, that dude is an unbelievable dick. Sure, he had some funny and genuine interactions with other people, but most of the time he acts like an asshole for no reason. And when that kind of behavior ultimately lands him in trouble, he has the audacity to act surprised.
maninahat@reddit
I was doing a re-watch too, and I'm surprised how quickly the show has dated. For instance, every episode there will be a hot chick character turns up, just so House can make a demeaning remark about their appearance. Ostensibly it is so we get examples of how much of an asshole House is, but clearly its just the show using it as an excuse to include random hot women, which isn't something you get a lot of anymore.
GoodTitrations@reddit
I sorta had the opposite reaction. I hated him as a teen and while I still think he’s an asshole (which is the point) but the older I get the more I envy seeing someone who is right, knows they’re right (except when he’s not lmao), and doesn’t give the time of day to people who doubt him. Being a grad student bitch there are so many times I’ve wanted to tell professors off for being demonstrably in the wrong about something so it’s kinda therapeutic to see someone who just doesn’t give a fuck about professional niceties and can just go full sperg when needed.
newzilla7@reddit
What makes the show great is that it's intentional. He's a severely damaged man who refuses to accept help or try to change himself for the better. Many episodes explore how he got that way, or why he decides to stagnate, without (imo) excusing his behavior.
He's a narcissistic and self-obsessed man-child who also happens to be a medical genius. Sometimes his utter lack of fucks to give is amusing or cathartic, but at the end of the day he's a terrible person to be around and the series isn't shy to show that.
HidingFromMy_Gf@reddit
Yeah but that's not really the point at all. Actually the show is great at showing how a pill addict with extreme levels of pain in many cases has better moral character than a completely sober cancer doctor who cheats on his wife with some of his terminal patients.
UnplacatablePlate@reddit
How the hell do you come to this conclusion? The only reason house doesn't cheat is because he isn't married, he constantly sexualizes his and other people's patients(including a 15 year old girl), hires hookers, and assaults/lies to/commits medical practice to his patient every episode, and just generally treats everyone like shit for no reason and sometimes willing does so at his own expense.
HidingFromMy_Gf@reddit
Not sure where you got conclusion from but was just something the series is great at highlighting: bad people can be good while still appearing bad, good people can be bad while still appearing good; shown by House and Wilson.
Wild to say he only didn't cheat because he wasn't married, maybe you forgot his relationship with Cuddy. Never any hookers during that, never any cheating.
'Constantly' is a hilarious word when that 15 year old is one episode, but please if it is so so constant please give me some episodes where he actually sexualizes a patient, theres 177 total so you must be able to list a bunch if it's so constant.
And for everything else yeah, it is a drama after all. If you have a doctor who is 100% bad or 100% good it is not a complex character or entertaining for the viewer
PupEDog@reddit
And he's horny as fuck all the time too. At least two sexual harassment cases per episode happen.
BonkeyKongthesecond@reddit
Unironically..yeah.. kinda
ThatGuyYouMightNo@reddit
The show stated that the hospital covered any tests that House's team did on patients, that's why they went crazy on tests. I assume the patient only paid for whatever worked in the end, if they paid at all.
totoropoko@reddit
Not sure if any of the other fucks here actually watched the show. House works in a teaching hospital and doesn't charge money for treatment of patients. They skim over this a few times to play with the theme of insurance and what not but it is very clear in the early episodes that they don't charge people
Efficient_Scheme_701@reddit
Bro actually knows the house lore
tinydeepvalue@reddit
They stated that the Hospital charges nothing somewhere in the first episodes IIRC. Something about charity and insurance. The rest is creative liberty and tv as a medium for fantasy.
SerialStateLineXer@reddit
The hospital has a free clinic that everyone has to work in for a few hours per week—the "clinic hours" that House is always trying to get out of. Only the clinic is free; the hospital's other services are not.
Quazzle@reddit
I don’t remember it ever being stated that they work for free.
I do however recall there being a story line where the hospital gets a new chairman who points out that houses team doesn’t make enough money to justify its existence.
He has a team of 4 expensive doctors plus himself, a head of department, looking after 1 patient a week. Normally a department would be responsible for 10s-100s of patients not 1.
Add to that, the patients insurers probably argue the bill down at the end and they almost certainly lose money on each patient they treat.
aquilaPUR@reddit
Yeah, Cuddy herself admits that a Department of Diagnostics isn't even a thing in any other Hospital. House being a genius is the only reason it exists, despite not making any money. (although from time to time they treat some actual rich people so it's fair to assume that some donations roll in after successful treatment)
It's just good for marketing, because she can label the Hospital as "the best" which for example helps her a lot with the entire insurance stuff in Season 6
Jannicek@reddit
That is indeed the Storyline of Season 1. He called his Department a "Financial black hole"
Ja_corn_on_the_cob@reddit
I don't remember them ever saying this, and I vaguely remember an episode where house is limited in the number of tests he can do because his patients are uninsured. Maybe I'm wrong though, there are like 100+ episodes of House and they kinda run together in my head
zeldaprime@reddit
I don't remember that, but could be wrong. If ever someone claimed to be uninsured, they usually would immediately go, IDGAF and it was immediately resolved from what I recall
Ezekiel-25-17-guy@reddit
House we need to cure this patient
ylf_nac_i@reddit
Did you try the medicine drug?
Ezekiel-25-17-guy@reddit
I did try the medicine drug
ylf_nac_i@reddit
Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid
ylf_nac_i@reddit
You are stupid. Only a stupid person would try the medicine drug
Walli98@reddit
Put the boy on 3 doses of medical drug a day.
Call Wilson and remind him it’s chem sex Wednesday. By the way Forman, you’re a N———!
Street_Text7535@reddit
I liked him way better as the prince of England
ylf_nac_i@reddit
I prefer him as a lieutenant in ww1 personally
BTKUltra@reddit
I am still paying off medical debt from a misdiagnosis in December. I’d be so pissed if House were my doctor. You know insurance doesn’t cover any of his shit.
A_Wild_Tree@reddit
It was probably lupus
MoistStub@reddit
Push 2mg of Ativan, stat!
es1vo@reddit
It’s never lupus.
Ihate_myself_so_much@reddit
This vexes me🤔
IcebergSlim42069@reddit
You are a black man.
commentsandopinions@reddit
es1vo@reddit
YoungWilson my beloved
Landio_Chadicus@reddit
One time, it was lupus. Ha! You are wrong and I am right. Please log off the internet
TheBluesDoser@reddit
You don’t really log on to the internet anymore.
Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa@reddit
Lmaooo
OhAces@reddit
They offer up Sarcoidosis almost every episode for like three seasons strait.
hartzonfire@reddit
Auto-immune
Ihate_myself_so_much@reddit
MORE MOUSEBITES
Fuhk_Yoo@reddit
Fruit Lupus
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Trix are for kids and Olivia Wilde
Wonderful-Cry20@reddit
why domicile not doing his job properly? is he stupid?
Snownova@reddit
I think House's patients didn't have to pay, the whole point of his department was to generate research papers to give the hospital publicity.
TheQuantumTodd@reddit
Dr House I stubbed my toe and think it's broken
House: proceeds to break and enter into their home after relentlessly interrogating them and calling them a fucking dumbass
Smexy_Zarow@reddit
I never understood exactly, just how many resources do these tests take? How the fuck is a single x-ray image at the dentist costing ~100dollars? (Converting from my currency) They don't even print them on those fancy vinyl sheets or whatever they are anymore, like what the fuck am I paying for here, on top of the hour they spent?
Luckily we don't pay for MRI's here if a doctor schedules them, but I can't imagine those spend enough watts to cost thousands in electricity...
Like what is the waste, besides time? What's being paid for?
maninahat@reddit
You have to pay for professionals to operate the machine, you have to pay to own and maintain a working machine, you have to pay to keep both the professionals and the working machine in a functional facility that can serve the general public.
It reminds me of an old story about a woman being charged 3 bucks for a cup of hot lemon water in a cafe. "But it's only just a slice of lemon and hot water!" protests the woman. The manager explains she isn't just paying for those, she's paying for a drink to be handed to her on demand, in clean crockery, in a heated, clean, fully staffed building conveniently located near her work.
AngusLynch09@reddit
You're paying for specialised workers and specialised equipment.
Smexy_Zarow@reddit
Read the comment. I'm already paying for the visit itself, I can understand paying for an extra picture, but what makes it be this expensive if I'm already covering the time?
FblthpThe@reddit
"You're paying for specialised workers and equipment"
"Bro read the comment, i'm asking what makes it this expensive except the things that make it expensive"
Smexy_Zarow@reddit
Does your mechanic charge you extra for using the hydraulic lift?
If you're too dense to understand a question, don't engage.
AngusLynch09@reddit
Said the person who's being intentionally dense.
Rogue2555@reddit
X Ray machine very very expensive.
Apalis24a@reddit
r/okbuddyvicodin is leaking again!
rocketsnail1000@reddit
Just as I suspected, the patient is dying
geofox777@reddit
This but with more vocal fry
maninahat@reddit
You idiot
OfficerDudeBro_o@reddit
I too am in this comment section
MikeGianella@reddit
i will blow myself up for my home country of al-abama
geofox777@reddit
Im sure You’ll sooner blow your brother
iareto@reddit
you are a black man
this vexes me
derpweed@reddit
He needs mouse bites to live
OneSushi@reddit
Look, it’s guy!
Head-Plankton-7799@reddit
r/okbuddyvicodin
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
How is this not only a real sub, but one with 50K subs?
nomanhasaplan@reddit
this vexes me
Head-Plankton-7799@reddit
This vexes me
Canadiancurtiebirdy@reddit
YOU ARE A BLACK MAN
YouButHornier@reddit
this vexes me
nomanhasaplan@reddit
r/okbuddyvicodin is leaking
ConfidentMongoose@reddit
White, straight male... Of course he was the villain.
Marik-X-Bakura@reddit
Most protagonists are also white straight males
Western_Ad_20@reddit
umm ackshually he's bi for his twink husband Wilson 🤓🤓
NibPlayz@reddit
That man is not straight
leastemployableman@reddit
A sexual if anything
YourAverageGod@reddit
Brosexual
iwasbatman@reddit
Indeed
Doneifundone@reddit
Riding off into the sunset w your homie >! After faking your own death !< So that only death can do you part is perfectly straight wym
Spirit_of_Hogwash@reddit
Bravo Bryan Singer.. hey wait a minute
betterthaneukaryotes@reddit
This comment made me sad
10below8@reddit
This comment made me angry. Where do you live. No correlation.
bocaj78@reddit
Your moms house, no conception
IcebergSlim42069@reddit
Bravo Vince
2FrogsMks@reddit
If you didn't get that he's the villain of the show I don't know what the fuck you watched
mikem004@reddit
The onto episode I ever saw was the female model with testicular cancer that has androgen insensitivity that is also fucking her dad. That was enough for me forever
bell37@reddit
Don’t forget breaking into patients home because House didn’t believe the patient when they said there weren’t into autoasphyxiation
zeldaprime@reddit
Most of the cases were resolved due to those break ins lol. The theme was that people always lie, so you have to break into their house to find what they are hiding or forgetting.
slash_asdf@reddit
Legalize medical burglary
TheDiamondAxe7523@reddit
bro forgot the obligatory breaking into the patient's home scene, and the racism and sexism. and also the fact that he... does actually cure the patient?? how is he the villain?
go_yeet_yourself@reddit
he's from New Jersey
Jodelbert@reddit
First time watching House MD was during university 14 years ago and i thought, wow nice! Now that i closely work with hospitals here in Germany i can wholeheartedly say... yeah that is beyond fiction. Not just the idea of a brilliant Doc who gets a free pass for almost killing patients. No, more like mundane things.
How the hell does Cutty get around to do anything, if she's constantly babysitting House. A doc that gets bullied to break into peoples houses because they dont wanna talk? Who has time for that. Its so stupid that its fun again lol.
GMruen@reddit
IT’S A FREE CLINIC JAMBASS
buckfutterapetits@reddit
I mean, he did go to jail iirc
DanganRopeUh@reddit
Did you try the medicine house
Saashiv01@reddit
You are a black man
spaniel_rage@reddit
The main antagonist is lupus.
FinaLLancer@reddit
House is a high-tier asshole, yes, but also the thing is that he's only called into serious cases that no other doctors can actually figure out. All of the patients he sees are basically dead no matter what if he doesn't step in to figure this out.
Being that the series is an homage to Sherlock Holmes, he kinda does the opposite. He solves mysteries to prevent a death instead of solving the mystery of how someone died (and who killed them).
ultrataco77@reddit
He needs mouse bites to live
VickiVampiress@reddit
Dr. House isn't a villain. He's just the "hero" who happens to be a major asshole. It's really that simple.
Wrath_Viking@reddit
This vexes me.
Head-Plankton-7799@reddit
Reticulo@reddit
The whole point of that series is to create the "Jerk but super smart guy who is allways rigth at the end proving everyone wrong" every episode
No-Section-4385@reddit
Do good people go too prison?
maninahat@reddit
My local car mechanic has the same mentality.
JF2GAMES@reddit
This vexes me
SAVEtheHELP3@reddit
this vexes me
QuesoPluma123@reddit
Well, you can say that if you never watched the show
He wasnt doing that to any rando patient that showed up at ER, he was doing that to patients that hadnt been diagnosed by other top doctors cause their diseases and/or causes were really weird.
DepressedPancake4728@reddit
This vexes me
mak252525@reddit
You are a black man
MadDdash916@reddit
freqkenneth@reddit
He’s got a squad of doctor detectives for one patient
Last time I went to the hospital I told the doc my arm hurt, he proceeds to slap me in the face and says “arm hurt now?”
It worked, also it was the only treatment my insurance covered
SyedHRaza@reddit
He is not always right , he is almost always eventually right … learn the difference
wisbballfn15@reddit
Just an FYI - Most "Teaching" hospitals waive medical fees/bills when dealing with such specialized cases and don't tend to put the patient into MILLIONS of medical debt in favor for actually furthering the study/practice of internal medicine.
Advice2Anyone@reddit
I mean season 1 set up the theme of the whole series the battle between what is correct and what is reasonable. Is the ability to save one person worth the price house commands besides his department costing an insane amount for number of cases house also flouts hospital policy and pretty much general ethics constantly but yet he saves people who as the show deems would have otherwise died so thats the show just finding where is the line
Cauchemar89@reddit
If anon would've watched the show, he would know that one of the central conflicts of the show is that House cares more about "solving puzzles" than helping humans.
RealBillyGnosis@reddit
Ah yes, the older white male is the villain, right? A tale as old as time, right? The jew enchantress in power did nothing wrong, right? she could never had made him run his car into a house, which could have further incapacitated him, right? I say further because yes, she could never had been the one responsible for his leg, keeping him in a constant state of aginizing pain, right? She would never refuse him to do treatments which could save the patients, right? She would never do that just to save money, right?
Don't even get me started on the car stealing black guy, right?
Comm3natore@reddit
Dont forget him sending his team to illegally snoop aound patients homes
SnapHackelPop@reddit
Anon learns that the protagonist isn’t always a good person
ch3333r@reddit
either this ot die of unknown reason
you know, the hospital thingy
VonDukez@reddit
And its lupus
LilMissBarbie@reddit
I really wanna see the bills those patients get.
How many millions it costed, without his service bill added
GreasyGrabbler@reddit
He's the very definition of throwing shit at the wall until one of them sticks
type3civilization@reddit
Should've stuck to mouse bites.
es1vo@reddit
Liver = dying classic