The chick in the black mini-skirt, Dude. Worthy fuckin’ adversary.

Please do call us as soon as you get in and I'll send the limo. I hope you're not avoiding this call because of the rug, ha ha, which, I assure you, is not a problem

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davster39@reddit

Damn...that's funny. You are awarded 🏆 🎉

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CunningLinguica@reddit

He was Polish Catholic then, his sick Cynthia thing was after.

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sobchaksecurity0@reddit

Well, there’s not a literal connection.

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Minimum_Intention848@reddit

Fan theory.

Walter is the dudes id - primitive instincts

Donnie is the dudes super ego - Morals and values

The Dude is the persona that he shows the world, Walter and Donnie are just aspects of his personality. (Think Jung/Freud or more commonly the angel and demon sitting on a persons shoulders in old cartoons)

The Dude is a Vietnam vet

And wow, those two aged well. Full Metal Jacket came out in 87.

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MasterUndKommandant@reddit

‘So…are you still…you know…?’

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Objective-War-1961@reddit

That many years ago already. I guess she did love him long time after all.

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Micturating-Fool-919@reddit

Friends like these, huh Gary?

That's right, Dude....

Uh hey Gary, lemme ask you something.... Can you break a twenty? Uh, four fives, if you got them, if not, that's cool too

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Kitchen_Ad_5382@reddit

 JOKER:  Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the Senior Drill Instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has it locked and loaded, sir!
 HARTMAN: Now you listen to me, Private Pyle, and, you listen good. I want that weapon, and I want it now! You will place that rifle on the deck at your feet and step back away from it...  What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!!  Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!!!
  <PYLE MURDERS HARTMAN AND THEN TURNS RIFLE ON HIMSELF AND PULLS THE TRIGGER>
 DUDE: That's fuckin' far out
 DONNIE:  What's wrong with them, are they napping?
 PILAR:  They have health problems

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WhiteCollarBiker@reddit

She’s one of Joker’s Little Urban Street Achievers.

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Kitchen_Ad_5382@reddit

And proud we are of them all

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badforman@reddit

Dude, that is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama black snake.

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Kitchen_Ad_5382@reddit

Man, now this guy is unzipping and pulling it out.... Hey man, first Woo and now you...?! What the fuck, why is everybody going around pulling their dongs out, around here..? And not on the carpet, man! What the hell, is everybody going insane around here?

Hey, man, ever thus to the motherfucking deadbeats.... I may be a lot of things, but I ain't too beaucoup, I'm the motherfucking right amount of beaucoup....

Yea, well, at least I'm housebroken.... Bunch of carpet pissers going around whipping out their dongs and ruining my rugs, they really tied the room together .... man, what is it with this fucking guy?!

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RedLicoriceJunkie@reddit

Man in the black pajamas, dude.

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liamanna@reddit

Their dialogue was sampled in a few songs during the years…

My favorite: “me so horny” 2 live crew

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Curious_Working5706@reddit

I kinda feel like Luke Skyywalker needs to be in the picture too.

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BackPain4Life@reddit

The book is pretty fkn good too. Adapted from ‘The Short-Timers’ by USMC veteran Gustav Hasford. A fairly quick read that really encompasses the daily terror of a drafted US Marine in the Vietnam War. There are sequences involving mines and snipers that surreally terrifying. If anything, Kubrick kinda dialed it down (other than the suicide scene).

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G0ldt00f@reddit

How did you find a copy? It’s out of print and cheapest I found online was $120.

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EstimateReady6887@reddit

That what happen when you boom long time for years

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CO-Miner@reddit

She say soul brother too beaucoup.

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Normal-Big-6998@reddit

I wonder if she boom boom with soul brothas ?

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Numerous_Contrails@reddit

Five dollars is all my Mom allows me to spend!

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BrewItYourself@reddit

Well, there’s not a literal connection.

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Nice_Marmot_7@reddit

Stanley Kubrick is not the issue here.

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moviequotebotperson@reddit

What’s OP’s point, dude?

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rrickitickitavi@reddit

Apparently she really did love him a long time.

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beardedsilverfox@reddit

Damnit. Came here to say this. Well played

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BrewItYourself@reddit

First of all, dude, you don’t have an ex…

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Wallstreetk3nny@reddit

The woman in the black pajamas. Dude. A worthy fucking adversary

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beerbeerbeerbeerbee@reddit

lol yessss 😂

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reggieLedoux26@reddit

😂😂😂

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Temporary-Drawer5171@reddit

Me so Hawney

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Mugsy_Siegel@reddit

Ain’t too fucking boo koo

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Kitchen_Ad_5382@reddit

And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, uh, a magnificent specimen of Alabama black snake, for uh, you know, domestic, within the city-- that ain't legal either.

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motorcycleboy9000@reddit

What are you, a penis ranger now?

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Kitchen_Ad_5382@reddit

Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "magnificent specimen of Alabama black snake"

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peterpaulrubens@reddit

This whole comment thread is gold.

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RichardtheGingerBoss@reddit

That's gold, peterpaulrubens, GOLD!

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Bilbo_nubbins@reddit

You want Alabama black snake dude? I can get you Alabama black snake, there are ways.

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Jezzer111@reddit

No boom boom soul brother, too beaucoup 🤗

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dunnkw@reddit

My wife and I used to say “Me love you long time” to each other, a lot. Then Full Metal Jacket was on TV one day and she heard the line and she was like “OMG is that where this is from? I thought it was just a term of endearment!”

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nicolauz@reddit

And hear I am realizing the 2 Live Vre song beat used the sample from this movie too.

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Lower_Wall_638@reddit

That made 2 Live Crew. They owe her a bag.

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RichardtheGingerBoss@reddit

Face down! @$$ up!

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NastySeconds@reddit

Boo koo

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slump-donkus@reddit

I remember my dad had the 2 live crew cd in his truck in the 90s. I didn't know what half of the stuff they were talking about was. But I knew I shouldn't have been listening to it. Here I am an adult now I start giving when I hear it

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BrokenArmsFrigidMom@reddit

Even then, you must have had some idea what “lick my asshole up n down, lick it til your tongue turns doo-doo brown” meant.

It wasn’t exactly metaphorical.

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slump-donkus@reddit

Oh I knew it was dirty. It just took a little while to fully get it. Hell I was bumping pop that pussy on the way to lunch today

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carlweaver@reddit

Did they sample that line from the movie? In my head, the song came out first. The 80s were a long time ago, so I might not have the chronology right.

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NoMoodToArgue@reddit

Is your theory that Stanley Kubrick (one of the greatest filmmakers of all time, spanning a number of genres and gaining recognition for their intense attention to detail, innovative cinematography, extensive set design, and dark humor) got the idea for this line after vibing to a 2 Live Crew album?

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carlweaver@reddit

Not at all. Nothing of the sort. The “love you long time” concept did not originate from either entity.

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bernieburner1@reddit

Ok so we agree on the order of things:

Invention of prostitution
“Love you long time” as a phrase
Whore Chi Min says “Me Love you long time” in Kubrick’s movie.
2Live Crew uses sample from movie in their song.

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niz_loc@reddit

Whore Chi Minh is great. And funny enough, Ho Chi Minh works the same when you think about it

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niz_loc@reddit

Whore Chi Minh

Brilliant.

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What_the_8@reddit

Weird thing is that if the song was released today it would be on the radio and in the top 50

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shemague@reddit

It was then. They performed on the mtv vmas and the video was in rotation. I still remember the choreo

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NerdOfTheMonth@reddit

And Baby got Back.

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TurnTheTVOff@reddit

Oh! Me so hoony. Me so me so hooony.

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Spugheddy@reddit

Bannnnedddd in the USA

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dondrapier@reddit

Me so horny, baby!

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North-Bit-7411@reddit

Change it to me love you too much

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Fantastica4077@reddit

I hope your wife’s not a chinaman, dude.

Er, …Chinawoman.

This aggression will not stand, man.

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dunnkw@reddit

No she’s actually a Native American, but I work on the railroads, so.

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Fantastica4077@reddit

So racially, you’re pretty cool.

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SketchSketchy@reddit

In college these girls would use that expression. “Me love you long time.” They’d got it from the 2 Live Crew song. I was like “have you seen Full Metal Jacket?” “No” “then you should probably shut up.”

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kfmush@reddit

I grew up playing Warcraft and one of my favorite things to do as a kid was click on the orcs over and over again to hear the jokes they’d say.

Adults would always seem overly offended when I’d say “Me so horned; me hurt you long time.” I couldn’t understand why until I finally watched Full Metal Jacket first year of college. Still, shouldn’t have been so offensive, lol. I think maybe they didn’t realize I was quoting a game and not intentionally bastardizing a known quote, myself.

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hornwalker@reddit

That’s fucking interesting, man, that’s fucking interesting.

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TrailerParkBuddha@reddit

Hay baby, you have girlfriend Veitnam? Me so horny, me so hoorrnny.

I support any and all TBL/Kubrick crossovers

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parrisjd@reddit

Ooh, Rumplesmoothskin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie

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Shoddy-Indication798@reddit

Kubrick was pure genious

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couldbeworse2@reddit

Open the pod bay doors, Walter

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pizmeyre@reddit

SHUT the fuck up, HAL. You're out of your element.

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Arkady-Ouromov@reddit

I'm sorry Donnie, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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replicantcase@reddit

I feel my mind is going OVER THE LINE!

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Freddy_Vorhees@reddit

I see you rolled your way to the semis. Liam and me, we’re just gonna bash your brains in. Gonna bash em right the fuck in!

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Horsewithasword@reddit

This has me cry laughing 😂

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SaltyBarDog@reddit

I'm sorry, Dave, I cannot open the pod bay doors on Shabbos.

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DiogenesD0g@reddit

Heeere’s Jeffrey!!!

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JustTheBeerLight@reddit

Why stop there? TBL/Kubrick + 2 Live Crew.

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

Either:

“We Want The Money”

-Or-

“Went to College (Spent Most of My Time)”

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SoulShine_710@reddit

Gotta love those hairy armpits

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forzaNYC@reddit

You mean coitus?

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romulusnr@reddit

Effree ting you wahn.

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KD729@reddit

My Xbox name of like 10 year has a reference to this scene " meso(notsayingtherest)" and the girl I'm seeing was offended and I fr didn't get the offense at first I was shocked lol

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Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit

This isn’t ‘Nam.

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Crafty-Interest-8212@reddit

Still quote this movie and part...

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RevenueResponsible79@reddit

Has to be one of the most famous small rolls ever.

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Flat-Feedback-3525@reddit

Number one ducky

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Crabby_Monkey@reddit

Man that was a long time.

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thebenn@reddit

She really did love him longtime,!

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angry-peacemaker@reddit

Vietnam!

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mikeyRamone@reddit

5 dollars is all his mother will let him spend

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InsertRadnamehere@reddit

Too beaucoup!

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North-Bit-7411@reddit

You got girlfriend Vietnam?

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Born_Worldliness_882@reddit

Still would

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Amity_Swim_School@reddit

That Private Pyle man… real reactionary.

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Bontkers@reddit (OP)

You don’t go to war dressed like that do ya??

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Esq9999@reddit

What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything?

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Instr-FTO@reddit

Me love you long time

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skonthebass24@reddit

Hey baby you got girlfriend? Me so howrny!

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rinkerbam@reddit

What do we get for 10 dollars?

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Significant-Fill5645@reddit

I’d still love her long time

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ExcellentTeam7721@reddit

She really meant long time.

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DatDan513@reddit

lol

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Sad-Structure2364@reddit

No boom boom with sou-brother. Too beaucoup

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Ok-Caregiver8843@reddit

Are we talking about…. Coitus?

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Sad-Structure2364@reddit

The physical act of love, yes

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be_more_gooder@reddit

All fucking Dudes must fucking abide

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in_n_out_on_camrose@reddit

Johnson?

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couldbeworse2@reddit

Alabama blacksnake

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AbsolemSaysWhat@reddit

https://youtu.be/qUQsozpZUSw?si=QoI8sKiYm7yg-dZ5

Too beacoup too beacoup

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chinookhooker@reddit

Hey baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam?

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bowlman84@reddit

Lyn Young!!! The whore who bit my nose off!!!!

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MrCSeesYou@reddit

Stay away from my special lady friend!

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Cognouveau@reddit

Her work has been commended as being strongly vaginal.

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Affectionate-Age8285@reddit

"Brandt can't watch or he has to pay a thousand."

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Bontkers@reddit (OP)

I’ll gonna run by the ATM machine. I just hope my bank reimburses the international ATM fee ;)

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yinoryang@reddit

This is my rug. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rug is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rug is useless. Without my rug, I am useless. I must fire my rug true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rug and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

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