The date with a Cinephile

Someone posted a photo of woman passed out on a bench and said, what will you do? Someone else responded that they would take her home and safely leave her on their couch( while doing nothing to her) The next day they will be a gentleman and offer her eggs. People thought it was funny that to the woman pov she wakes up in a random person home and was given a bowl of eggs. The other greentext was someone having a girl over and her finding the process of setting up a pirated film strange

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lildoggihome@reddit

I noticed it.. do I need to go outside?

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GoodTitrations@reddit

No, that’s just having basic internet culture awareness. Zoomers need to lighten up.

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Maykrred@reddit

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MetaKnightsNightmare@reddit

This is why I come to this sub, curated bits of 4chan. Thank you.

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VoDoka@reddit

It's good when it's good, and it's bad the other 98% of the time...

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Bleakjavelinqqwerty@reddit

The pic just cements that as a peak thread

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clotifoth@reddit

Maybe do a DVD of whatever movie you want to watch and give her the DVD to remember you by

Blu-ray only on the second date

BDXL (100 GB) only starting on your wedding night. Fucking expensive

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

/> Over 900 films

Not 9000? Please tell me the old ways have not been forgotten …

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No-Section-4385@reddit

Take Things that didn't happen for 1,000 Alex!

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johnboxall@reddit

Ken. Alex has been dead for a few years now.

Capt. Pedantic out.

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MOONDAYHYPE@reddit

Capeshit lmaooo

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Deruji@reddit

There’s a YouTube cut better than Alan smithee

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MetaKnightsNightmare@reddit

I love the Spawn movie, why did anon have it if he didn't like it? r/datahoarder

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James_Moist_@reddit

This feels like Dennis Reynolds wrote this

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MyNameConnor_@reddit

Most green texts do tbh lol

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FlexViper@reddit

When she say she's into Dom but anon is a mighty autist who used to role play

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puntmasterofthefells@reddit

I'm still pissed that Spawn is in CoD instead of Diablo 4

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kid_pilgrim_89@reddit

homeboy really had spidey3 and spawn on his harddrive (hdd prob) and said no both times 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

like if it's on my harddrive (ssd btw, ladies 😉) Imma watch it

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somehuman16@reddit

im not reading what you said because it looks annoying. do better.

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kid_pilgrim_89@reddit

typical hdd enjoyer

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anakinburningalive@reddit

That’s no cinephile that’s a top tier kinophile coming to an Aliens Vs Predator message board movie discussion near you.

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hornwalker@reddit

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

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Firemission13B@reddit

I'm probably going to get down voted into oblivion for this BUT original Dune was horrible. Some of it felt so rushed and fucking odd. I enjoyed the remake.

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