Anon was hit with post nut clarity
Posted by DefinetelyNotAnOtaku@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 141 comments
Posted by DefinetelyNotAnOtaku@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 141 comments
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
Anon has been watching hypno it seems….poor soul..
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
"Autogynophillia"
Here we go...
HayakuEon@reddit
Oh god there was that one manga where the dude dressed as a girl and fapped while looking into a mirror, not realising that it's a 2 way mirror and his gf was looking at him the whole time.
Ron_Way@reddit
Okay.
Sauce!!
HayakuEon@reddit
Okama Report Ch 60 Page 10
It's not a hentai just sorta softcore hentai
Maouitippitytappin@reddit
I think Ted Kaczynski had a thing for that at one point during his sentence
princezilla88@reddit
Actually it was what caused him to snap in the first place.
dumdumpants-head@reddit
And if that's the craziest thing 23 years in ADX did to Ted Kaczynski's sexuality, that's a win for Ted Kaczynski
I_MESS_WITH_KARMA@reddit
discerningpervert@reddit
I'm not sure what this thread is and I'm a little afraid to ask
Jovess88@reddit
google psyop
Firm_Counter_90@reddit
Holy mental degradation!
AcceSpeed@reddit
Call the asylum
DickviperAU@reddit
It's called aslume, are you stupid?
DonutGuy2659@reddit
YourAverageGod@reddit
CaptianCanuck@reddit
Where’s that pesky cat
RandomIdiot1816@reddit
Sorry sir me and mr. smerples 'ere got stuck in traffic
BraindeadRedneck@reddit
IlliterateGent@reddit
StormOfFatRichards@reddit
SisterRay@reddit
If i see that fucking cat one more time
I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit
Then you will see the cat once more.
Bears_On_Stilts@reddit
I mean it’s not unheard of. Billy Porter and Harvey Fierstein had a big fight over the main character in Kinky Boots, whose gender identity and sexual orientation are left deliberately vague.
Billy Porter, the lead actor who had a large say in the show’s development, insisted that the character of Lola should be explicitly a gay man who performs as a drag queen. Harvey Fierstein, the writer, preferred for Lola to be a cisgender heterosexual man who is exploring gender fluidity and flirting with the notion of identifying as trans.
The compromise was ambiguity: Lola would appear both in and out of drag, flirt with both men and women, never explicitly state an identity, and would deny any identity another character uses for them. This way, each actor could play it how THEY see it, and each audience member could have their own theory.
trainedfor100years@reddit
Far from the worst philia that a 4chinner could have tbf.
ponygobyebye@reddit
Proceeds to post the gayest shit ever.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Cheezeepants@reddit
considering he's secretly a girl, yeah
Far-Reach4015@reddit
he literally said he's not trans
Cheezeepants@reddit
AGP isn't real the term was literally created to tell trans women they're just men with a weird fetish
Far-Reach4015@reddit
so? if a guy crossdresses as a fetish that means he's trans?
Cheezeepants@reddit
dressing as a woman is different from imagining urself being one. i don't know exactly what anon meant by that, but all of the "am i trans" pages are like "no, you're not agp, if you imagine yourself having a pussy during sex you probably wouldn't mind having one the rest of the time too"
Far-Reach4015@reddit
i get it, but anon is probably a cis guy with a crossdressing fetish. that's actually not that rare amongst men. also, associating trans people with fetish crossdressers is quite harmful, in my opinion
Ecstatic_Estimate_24@reddit
Even if he is a trans woman he's still attracted to a woman, which would be gay
Cheezeepants@reddit
that's what i meant
CentralAdmin@reddit
There is only one solution.
OP must put on the outfit and get topped.
Fenyx187@reddit
New here?
uqmu@reddit
Wdym bro he's the most straight 4chan user
slicesculptor@reddit
Lost me at "be straight"
The_Shittiest_Meme@reddit
Anon is definitely absolutely 100% straight man
Virghia@reddit
Cat pic with spinny arrows
Absulus@reddit
[ 🐱 ] Op
frenabo@reddit
What's "Updog"?
Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit
dirschau@reddit
Put a \ before the > for fucks sake
whydoyouevenreadthis@reddit
Fuck off. It doesn't have to look like the formatting on le 4chin. The point of > is to quote, correct? So guess what the fucking point of
is.
dirschau@reddit
They were imitating le 4chin format, not quoting.
Checkmate liberals
whydoyouevenreadthis@reddit
Yes, and using leddit's quote feature is adequate for the task.
By the way, the text doesn't turn green either, even when it is formatted 'correctly'.
dirschau@reddit
Yes, it's the perfect level of half assed
cattdogg03@reddit
>what does this do?
TheDramaturge@reddit
/> what does it do indeed
tukatu0@reddit
>i dont see nutn
thegraybusch@reddit
negalizeluclearbombs@reddit
\>good there should not be semen scattered around your house
Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit
No
Fax5official@reddit
based
IEnjoyBaconCheese@reddit
You slay queen 💅💅💅
thunderdragochips@reddit
Man of culture and substance right here
Otherwise_Big_5411@reddit
Shlop shlorp
Any-Yoghurt3815@reddit
YourAverageGod@reddit
MungYu@reddit
but the costume is the same for male and female no?
PN1232@reddit
Wear the costume again and let the homies hit
dudeatwork77@reddit
Real and gay
JinxOnXanax@reddit
in my room there's a long blue wig I never use just in case I get a gf willing to cosplay jinx.
I'm a 25 yo virgin male.
I'm also a fat hairy man. so I can't cosplay jinx either.
op is just like me fr
idiotwithaairsoftgun@reddit
Just take it out back and burn it
mistress-vivian7@reddit
Nah, youre not gifting that to anyone considering how that was used.
sirius_ly-raycraft@reddit
“They must have sent the wrong one” then pretend to throw it away
Empty_Associate7718@reddit
Every fucking time
Connect_Hospital_270@reddit
It's a good rule or thumb if you ever want to buy or pay money for something spicy.
iAmTheYeastOfTHOTS@reddit
I just paid 70 dollars for a yearly porn subscription. Post nut clarity hit me hard after that one
WeeTheDuck@reddit
tbf 70 for a whole year of subscription ain't that bad
WashYourEyesTwice@reddit
Money is invariably wasted on porn.
WeeTheDuck@reddit
true but still not that bad, could be worss
iAmTheYeastOfTHOTS@reddit
Any amount of money on porn is a bad thing ngl
Pay_Tiny@reddit
Thumb up anons Elastipuss
logaboga@reddit
Post pics anon
ktsb@reddit
Wear the costume while your roomates top you. I fail to see what the problem is
Stolen_Sky@reddit
NGL, sounds kinda hot
Avocado_with_horns@reddit
It's really not that hard. Barely more difficult than the usual closing of tabs/videos/folders. I don't see the problem
MadisonAlbright@reddit
After receiving the package you do what's called a "return." Basically you send them the costume back and they'll return your money after a few days. Explain to your roommates you wanted the Mr. Incredible costume for Halloween but made a mistake. Everyone will have a good laugh.
DefinetelyNotAnOtaku@reddit (OP)
The best way to save this costume in anon's case is to color it green.
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
This is under the assumption that their roomies just walk into their room, with no lock on the door.
Skyp_Intro@reddit
Sure OP has an OF now.
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit
So I assume Anon doesn't have their own room and/or the roomies just Kramer themselves into his room?
mega_douche1@reddit
Does anon own a box? How hard is it to hide.
leglesslegolegolas@reddit
That's it? Just the once, and you'll never be horny again?
EvensenFM@reddit
Anon should keep the suit, obviously. I bet his boyfriend will enjoy it.
dogehousesonthemoon@reddit
Lifewatching@reddit
Someone posted a HD version of thos once upon a time, without the arrows cropped. I need it
Redjester016@reddit
https://i.imgur.com/ghTwllF.png
uvT2401@reddit
He could hang himself with the costume.
dirschau@reddit
He'd still get off to it
Maouitippitytappin@reddit
r/thisguyautoeroticasphixiations
2_Anal_Hemorrhages@reddit
As glad as I am that this sub doesn’t exist, I feel like this would be hilarious
Anal_Juicer69@reddit
I already know where this is going
ablebagel@reddit
if you’re fit, thirst trap on reddit and get attention of queer women and gay men.
but this is a channer, so that will not be the case
meuserme@reddit
exclusively
stav705@reddit
"be me" "Bro straight"
Enigma-exe@reddit
Cancel the order then you fucking degen
MarinLlwyd@reddit
Or do they mean they already had it and jerked off with it?
discerningpervert@reddit
Return it to Amazon. Reason: suspicious stains.
boibig57@reddit
Just say it's a Mr Incredible costume...?
Aruthuro@reddit
Just find a girlfriend to gift to, dumbass.
PlantKey@reddit
Lol hide it in the pillowcase
DefinetelyNotAnOtaku@reddit (OP)
Anon should've wore that suit under his normal civilian clothes Spider-Man style.
awesomea04@reddit
I thought that was Superman?
DefinetelyNotAnOtaku@reddit (OP)
Both. Both are valid. But Spider-Man has no cape unlike Superman. Idk where Superman hides his cape.
WeeTheDuck@reddit
under his shirts clearly, are you regarded
Tronco08@reddit
be me + be straight = we know how this shit is ending
Onion_38@reddit
Ok, reddit, they're doing something, I don't know what it is, but they're doing something.
dirschau@reddit
Wondering where to hide it after already recieving it and wearing it.
Something doesn't quite add up. I might even suspect this is... Fake.
BlackManWithAnAxe@reddit
Doesn’t say it arrived or that he wore it. Nice reading comprehension
reallynunyabusiness@reddit
It's like hunger it'll come back and then anon will be glad he has the costume.
HolyMolyOllyPolly@reddit
My eyes aglow, thunder and lightning crackle around me, I look into Anon's eyes and I utter the words...
DiesNahts@reddit
Anon did not consider that the horny will come back, you enjoy yourself anon
Softspokenclark@reddit
aquamygdala@reddit
Why would a superhero buy a Halloween costume of themselves online? Or why would Elastigirl be selling costumes?
awesomea04@reddit
Also, isn't Syndrome a fictional character? How can you be Syndrome if he isn't real! Boy, the plot holes in your story are getting bigger and bigger!
noteblockiller@reddit
altofanaltthatisalt@reddit
Anon should donate his spunk-covered costume to a homeless shelter.
Golden_Noir@reddit
"Be straight"
Fake/Gay
Burn_N_Turn1@reddit
"Autogynephillia"
So he'll kill himself in 5 months instead of the usual 3
Pyrimo@reddit
Despite the degeneracy he is right. Always wank before making a decision. In Aldi deciding if you want whole meal or white? Wank. Don’t know if you should turn left or right whilst driving? Wank. Wondering if you should have a wank or not? Wank.
LegDaySlanderAcct@reddit
I think explaining it would be an even bigger issue if you did have a girlfriend. Would probably be less embarrassing to just tell her you’re cheating with a cosplay girl
Explorer_the_No-life@reddit
Damn son, maybe spank the monkey first before you make any purchases next time? You damn beast...
Foremole_of_redwall@reddit
All of the incredible wear the same costume. Just wear it at halloween and be Mr. Incredible.
all_time_high@reddit
Halloween is less than 2 months away. OP could >!go to a Halloween party as a gender-bender Elastigirl and get topped by 3 men.!<
OP:
Tequila2Dance@reddit
🐈⬛
uqmu@reddit
Yeah, that's a lie.
Time-Ladder4753@reddit
Squat daily and get a thicc ass, there is no way back after ordering her costume :c
M4KC1M@reddit
the cat
creeper6530@reddit
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
TBH, the final outcome was less gay than I thought it'd be. This one veered more toward spastic regard.
creeper6530@reddit
Cancel the order
WannabePokerPlayer@reddit
Anon will be the 40%
Sylux444@reddit
Anon should just cum in the costume until he has an elastigirl, gf material not guaranteed.
Kazer67@reddit
Gwynbleidd9012@reddit
Everyday we stray further from Sigmar's holy light.
jholme645@reddit
Donate to goodwill
Vekah_R@reddit
You should not lie on 4chan
Ihate_myself_so_much@reddit
Blanchard would be proud