You brought your boyfriend shopping?

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Draco_Lazarus24@reddit

Is this your homework, Larry?

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Randy_Denver@reddit

And a fine day to you,Sir!!!

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handsomeape95@reddit

Are you employed, sir?

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Dunces1984@reddit

I'm unemployed.

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GubbaBumpz@reddit

Lets not forget Dude that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain’t legal either.

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LebowSKIDood@reddit

What are you fucking mall cop, now?

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Fun_Chef134@reddit (OP)

No Dude, I did not bring him shopping. I did not bring him inside the mall. I did buy him an Orange Julius.

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MornGreycastle@reddit

He's not taking your shopping cart.

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

I didn’t buy him an Icee.

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Denver-Ski@reddit

He’s not picking your fucking gifts

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tacosteve100@reddit

I’m not getting him Starbucks. He’s not shopping with us.

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my-financials23@reddit

Man, you know, it’s it’s all a part of your sick shopping thing man. Taking care of her fucking boyfriend.

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Fun_Chef134@reddit (OP)

Lotta ins, lotta outs. Lotta whathaveyous.

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bwanabass@reddit

The Dude is abiding, but his face tells me that The Eagles are playing in there.

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Fun_Chef134@reddit (OP)

Not the fuckin Eagles, man.

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Chrysalii@reddit

You don't go out shopping dressed like that? On a weekday?

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Dylan_Is_Gay_lol@reddit

The boyfriend is not the issue here!

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Jealous-Report4286@reddit

Call the medics dude.

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

If my ex wife asked me to take her boyfriend shopping while she went to Hawaii with Marty Ackerman, I’d tell her to go fuck herself!

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UsedToHaveThisName@reddit

First of all dude, you don’t have an ex.

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Fun_Chef134@reddit (OP)

Secondly, Dude, he’s a show boyfriend, with fucking papers. His fucking sweater falls off if he gets lonely.

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

Fucking boyfriend has fucking papers…LINE!!!

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Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit

He needs his walk, or his hair falls out.

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ElDuderino_92@reddit

He’s her special man friend. He’s just helping her with the parking

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useless_modern_god@reddit

Probably a vagrant slept in the car…

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Ok-Jackfruit-7175@reddit

A joy ride situation

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Fun_Chef134@reddit (OP)

I wouldn’t hold out hope for the Credence.

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phocuetu@reddit

Well at least he’s housebroken!

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WhodatSooner@reddit

This is what I aspire to convince my wife to give me for my birthday, along with all the fixings to plow through a day of Caucasians, and a $1k Bunny Hop.

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bestbeforeMar91@reddit

The Bishop family of Pendleton Mills had no idea that their fortunes were about to improve in 1998

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Initial_Ad_510@reddit

This should be in the IASIP channel as well. It's got really strong "Ben the Soldier" vibes... 🤣

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

Hey, that’s my pullover…

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ChillBetty@reddit

Fucking boyfriend has fucking papers!

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gunsdrugsreddit@reddit

You can’t board him, his hair will fall out.

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newfarmer@reddit

I have that sweater.

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Antique_Ad_1211@reddit

The Dude is not in...

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

We’ve got a man down, Dude.

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mayosterd@reddit

Ever thus to deadbeats

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therealtwomartinis@reddit

I hope he’s housebroken

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Ok_Television9820@reddit

Fucking Cynthia and Marty Akerman again.

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indigo7873@reddit

It’s not FAIR

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Willie-Tanner@reddit

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR

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Still_Function@reddit

Nice marmot

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BlankSlate400@reddit

I didn’t rent it shoes.

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