Fuck it, dogs…

Posted by _its_a_SWEATER_@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 34 comments

Fuck it, dogs…

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Seven22am@reddit

I think they’re Pomeranians.

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UWCG@reddit

Do they have fucking papers?

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I’d tell her to go fuck herself.

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RichardtheGingerBoss@reddit

First of all Dude, you don't have an ex

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

This is a league game.

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Greaseskull@reddit

Punking your spouse with Lebowski quotes is just too much fun to pass up.

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huvioreader@reddit

Now, “Dad,” that’s a name no husband would self-apply where I come from.

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DiogenesD0g@reddit

I'm the Dad. So that's what you call me. You know, uh, That, or uh, his Dadness, or uh Dadder, or uh El Daderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing--uh.

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huvioreader@reddit

Are you emPLOYed, sir?

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Jifeeb@reddit

Charlie M?! You made me pop your eye out of your head to protect Charlie M?!

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dondrapier@reddit

FRANKIE! Do this guy a fuckin favor.

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light_weight_baby87@reddit

You fucking mutt!! ![gif](giphy|13otQJiKXCUGiY)

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Draco_Lazarus24@reddit

Go get your bowling shoe shine box.

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LouDog187@reddit

No more shines, Dude. You been away a long time. Maybe they didn't get up there and tell ya. Fuckin amateur.

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Draco_Lazarus24@reddit

The White Russians are…on…the…house.

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thebenn@reddit

Great quote, wrong movie

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Aromatic-Mushroom-36@reddit

![gif](giphy|YWaPXopPMsVbpWPYQt|downsized)

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FrustratedPCBuild@reddit

Fucking dog has fucking papers…OVER THE LINE!

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cozmo1138@reddit

Oh, “fuck it.” Yes, that’s your answer. That’s your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead!

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MarkEoghanJones_Art@reddit

Why can't they fucking board it?

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Suspicious_Dare_9731@reddit

lol

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SeparateMongoose192@reddit

That poodle can roll.

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Longracks@reddit

It’s a league game Smokey….

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Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit

You got a date Wednesday baby! WOOF

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SecretPrinciple8708@reddit

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

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loptopandbingo@reddit

They're obviously not golfers

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sambolino44@reddit

![gif](giphy|bC7jh8JvSQ4A6q9Vfu|downsized) The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

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New_Entrepreneur5225@reddit

You buying them a beer?

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Mulliganasty@reddit

I am renting it shoes. I am buying it a fucking beer. It is taking your fucking turn, Dude.

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MikeRobertini@reddit

Fucking dog has fucking papers.

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kharringtonvideoarts@reddit

First of all, Dude, you don’t have an ex.

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imjustmos@reddit

It’s got papers

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Ambitious_Lead693@reddit

Over the line.

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TheZermanator@reddit

What do you mean, dogs bowling? I didn’t rent it shoes, I’m not buying it a fucking beer, it’s not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

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