I've said this before on this sub: I *still* have it. It lives in the boiler room, and makes a great work lamp (when painting and doing house projects). Same bulb since about 1993.
I still have a fake ficus tree š
When I tried to donate it, my husband was so disappointed. So now itās tucked away in a spare room collecting dust. Oh yeah, itās also the one with red and green leaves š¤£š¤£
I didnāt have the ficus but I did have this lamp, a Creeping Charlie plant draped across the top of my ikea bookshelves, and white Christmas lights pinned up along the top of the wall completely around the room.
Yeah, apparently people would get blankets or curtains kind of draped across the top of it and then it was sort of like what happened when Mary left her glasses by the window and burned down the house Pa built.
I'm pretty sure you are mistaken, in particular because I remember getting a 500 Watt model, and thinking "this is not nearly bright as the old one," which I recall being 1,000 Watts. Maybe I had the commercial - hookup back in the day, though.
Yes! An you were always warned to never touch it when changing it because the oil/residue from your fingers could cause it to explode when turned on. Probably an urban myth, but I followed the rule anyway.
Yes, that was a real issue with the halogen bulbs in the 1990s. They operate at very high temperatures. When you touch the bulb with your bare fingers, oils from your skin can transfer onto the glass. These oils then create a hot spot on the surface of the bulb when it is turned on, due to uneven heating. This hot spot then can cause the glass to weaken and potentially crack or explode due to the high internal pressure within the bulb. You were advised to only touch them with gloves or a clean cloth. They began to use coating on the bulbs later, removing the risk.
I had more than one of these. Really set the room off with the black deep -screen entertainment center and the futon. We nailed AOL CDs to the wall because we were edgy (you can microwave them for a second or two to give them a lightning strike pattern - like I said, we were edgy).
I *still* fantasize about a papasan chair, as I have never had one. I donāt think I could *get out of* a papasan chair, though. I did have the mandatory brightly printed chaise lounge reading chair.
Halogen lamp, black and white yosemite, blue lava lamp, 6 nude girls/Pink Floyd albums, neon beer sign, incense holder, a sound system financed by student loan checks.
Agreed except the bulb part. Our HD had them for like $7. I replaced them several times.
I even eventually painted a couple of them silver and extended their lives a few more years. š¤£š¤£
Or knock it over. And dust buildup
I think some near the end of their popularity were built to turn off when knocked over. The more expensive ones were, perhaps.
They were banned in the dorms when I lived there in the 90s
Damn dude. I was about to say how hard it was to find the replacement bulb. And, do you remember if you touched the bulb with your fingers the oil in your fingers would react with the glass on the bulb when it got hot and then the bulb would break?
So you had to make sure you installed the bulb the styrofoam covering on it and then remove that covering carefully without touching the bulb.
I used this lamp for a long time until it almost caused a fire in an apartment I was renting back in 03.
The ceiling was smoldering. Just lucky to be home.
Yeah but the old one had the best dimmer switch ever made and the new one only has three clicky brightness options, so it wont do super dim mood lighting and rachelās coming overā¦
And itās too late to get the old one back.
Iāll freely admit to having a coupleā¦.and for the heck of it, Iāll admit to still owning one. It doesnāt do much anymore because I just use it to light up my attic. But I still have it.
In 1996 my best friend in college had a roommate with that torchiere lamp (200W halogen, of/c) and an entire shelf of Spawn toys. One of them ("Future Spawn") fell off the shelf and into the lamp when no one was in the room. Clearly a ghost did it (there were rumors that the next dorm over was haunted.) My roommate smelled smoke and told our RA. She opened the door and he got the fire extinguisher. She (5'2, *maybe*) took the extinguisher from him (who was of Swedish descent and 6'4) and sprayed it in arc trying to reach the lamp. This meant the dust from the extinguisher got _everywhere._ My friend grew to hate his roommate after that incident.
Back in college my buddies neighbor was trying to dry her panties on one of those lamps. She forgot about them and they caught on fire. The whole dorm had to be evacuated and within hours everyone knew why. Between that and her getting caught loudly fucking someone elses boyfriend in a public bathroom she left campus at the end of that term.
\*tick\* \*tick\* \*tick\* as the metal cooled and the quieting electric hum from the dissipating charge passing through the halogen bulb. I remember the sounds lol!
Lol, I remember my brother tilting ours down one time because something got stuck in the shade. I was maybe 5 ft away from it but almost went blind it was so bright.
Lol, yep. My old roommate in college told me one day how energy efficient they were. I just looked at him and said "Dude. That thing puts out more light and radiant heat than the warp core Mr. Spock fixed in Star Trek II."
They really were highly efficient *if* you counted them as combo light/space heater. I had one in my dorm where the temperature was centrally controlled and too damned cold. It made the room quite comfortable.
Hah! I just snorted at that. Yes! When we had kids that lamp got relegated to the basement, Free heat, plenty of light, no way for toys/paper airplanes/little fingers to land on that fiery bulb.
30 years ago I left home for college with that lamp, a futon, and a Sony Dreamstation AM/FM clock radio. (I still use that alarm clock)
That lamp was where bugs went to die.
I was trying to find a regular clock radio to buy the other day because I feel like that was when waking devices peaked. I didnāt check Amazon but I couldnāt find one to buy in person.
The originalāwith the infinitely adjustable dimmer, not the cheap imitation three position switch. 0-300 Watts of illumination right on the popcorn ceiling.
How on earth did the futon become a thing? I had one that burned in an apartment fire started by a roommateās dumb catā¦the night before I took the GRE. I STILL blame my lousy score on that cat!
Cheaper than a mattress, and nominally convertible into a couch.
SO and I bought one for our first apartment it lasted almost 25 years, tho eventually just kind of got in the way.
But SO uncomfortable as both a bed and a couch. I mean, I was all š when my BF first got one and I thought it was like the height of worldly, sophisticated decor. But man, I could never actually sleep on it.
Everyone mentions the heat and burned bugs, but what about the fact if you got a single fingerprint on it it while changing it it could burn that $25 bulb out real quick.
Towards the end of its life it had a wicked tilt. Maybe it was the brass screw at the base, but it was definitely a "don't touch lamp!" and on the light switch circuit.
Every time you unscrew it in the middle to move it to a new apartment, it never screwed together quite properly again. By the time you move to your fourth apartment in five years, you're gently balancing it to keep the whole thing upright.
The trick was when you screwed it back in you had to put a little āpullā on the rod otherwise youād mess up the thread alignment and it would never be the same.
I have a trick that's worked for any threaded connection, nut or bolt likely to cross-thread: start by turing in the opposite direction until it skips - that's the start of the thread, then gently rotate in the correct direction.
The base on mine was full of cement. It eventually broke down to crumbs and the lamp post started to tilt. Few months later it fell and was un-repairable.
I loved that lamp.
After four moves the lump of concrete in the bottom of ours disintegrated in a similar fashion, and after that it was so top-heavy that it couldn't stand up without falling over, so it finally went to that great garbage heap ~~in the sky~~ on the other side of town.
Twice I got rid of the stand and had the top screwed directly onto the base.
Once was 22ish years ago in an apartment with vaulted ceilings (we put it on the high ass shelf nothing else could be kept on) and used the cord to wire the dimmer at regular level. Lit up the whole damn living room really well.
The other was a few years back when one was left behind in a room I'd rented after a shitty breakup. It went on top of my bookshelf. Had the original bulb and was full of aaalllll the bugs when I found it.
Both worked like magic, until they didn't. No fires luckily.
I have that lamp. It's not the halogen version, thank God, but it has a good three way light bulb. I stole it from my parents house. I'm pretty positive it's from the 90s. It's metal and pretty heavy. I use it everyday.
I had that lamp. The problem with those is the base would get too wobbly over time and eventually something would bump into it and bend the metal.
But I still have this beauty
https://preview.redd.it/42jkxyqwe8kd1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb0163d8f094b66cf18fe13f1a40f12a5adf124
Watch the boardroom scenes in Robocop, it's that same lamp. This is an original and it's still got the original bulb that still works.
āFire starterā. It had that translucent glass base at the bottom and sometimes it was in different colors. All too many people threw something like a black shirt over the top so only the bottom would glow. Those halogen bulbs are insanely hot and could/would start a fire in few minutes.
When I was a kid I put a plastic bat (animal) on top of the bulb of thia very lamp, intending to scare the babysitter with a bat-shaped shadow on the ceiling. I just got a room full of melted plastic smell and parents that had to come home early.
I had (have, I use it in the garage) the desktop version. Someone left it on and bent over. It managed to char a solid wood end table surface before we found the source of smoke..
Some dumbasses toilet papered my friendās dorm room in college and started a fire cuz they put it over the top of this lamp. The fire killed his pet snake and he lost most of his shit, but luckily it was put out before it spread past his room. It was really sad. Nice guy with some dumb friends.
And skull crusher*
My ex wife thought it would be a good idea to bedazzle that thing with glass marbles.
Hurt like a sob when that thing fell on my head.
Oddly, I never remember buying one, but were in several of my apartments that I shared with roommates that left them for me. If you did not have ceiling lights, it was almost a requirement.
Millennial here, my parents has one and it lasted like 15+ years. Probably have a photo with it on it. Didnāt know it was one of those things everyone one had like those plates with the yellow markings š„¹
Everyone had it, me included. Except I donāt remember actually buying it, more like it just appeared in my life one day like it was always there. I donāt think Iāve spoken to anyone else that remembers buying theirs either. Where the hell were we getting them?
The fire starter. Someone mentioned bulb prices but if you got the multipack at Home Depot, pretty cheap. Just moved and bought 4 of the led ones. Not impressed.
I had _two_ of the legendary 500W ones in my dorm room. The idea was to banish sleep and cram for exams through the sheer power of a kilowatt of pure light. You could see the bones in your hand.
I had this lamp in my apartment when I was in grad school (early 90s). It was a summer night, I had the window open, the incredibly strong smell of barbecue was in the air. I mean, neighbors are grilling, right?
Nah. It was a moth that had landed on the halogen bulb.
So yeah, BBQ moth smells tasty as hell š¤Ø
The early versions of That Lamp, with the regular light bulb, sometimes started fires. I remember when it started coming with this little wire cage over the top
I tried to put a plexiglass diffuser over it instead of the glass one that broke. The halogen lamp was so hot the Plexi piece burst into flames and landed on my carpet. Good thing I was home at the time!
The smell of Drakkar Noir. A blacklight poster. An empty Killianās Irish Red. Takeout containers from Long John Silvers. A VHS copy of Fight Club from Blockbuster video.
For my dorm and my apt... It was bright, and it was awesome (except is5 you had a light colored head where you might see some dead bugs collecting...).
I've thrown out two of mine and one of my partner's. Stupid things never stood up straight even if you got the threading all the way screwed together. And the moment it got knocked into by a strong breeze it'd be permanently at a 15 degree angle.
I'm not gonna lie.
I have that lamp. It is in my bedroom now. Owned it since the early 90s and kept replacing the bulb every year or so. I honestly should have upgraded it years ago but I honestly love it.
Normally I scoff at these "shared experience" posts. But I'll be danged if for American Gen X'ers at least, we all either had or knew someone who had this particular torchiere lamp. It must have just appeared in the mail with laundry detergent samples or something. But they were objectively kind of everywhere.
Huh. I guess these were pretty common then. I had one as a hand-me-down from my parents, and I moved the damned thing at least 10-12 times over the years. Finally gave it up when CFLs became common and cheap. The first CFL bulb I bought lasted over a decade of daily use in my nightstand lamp, but the stupid halogens in this black torchiere didn't last long at all.
I remember having one of these in my bedroom as a kid. The bulb burned out and never bother to change it. Just stayed in the corner for years until I finally throw it away. It had a 2+ in. Of dust in it when I did.
Nothing like the smell of a burning bug and looking up and seeing the smoke roll.off that lamp.
I'd probably still have a couple of those lamps if they didn't get so damn hot
this lamp was in my dad's living room and moths loved to fly into it and burn to death and fill the whole house with the smell of crispy burnt dead moth š
Hahahaha. I remember setting one of those out on my porch one night and it was miller moth migration. I went back outside after and 20 minutes and it was on fire from all the miller moths that flew into it and got trapped under the mesh over the bulb. Insane!
I used it in my attic to keep the pipes from freezing in the winter. That was before I discovered insulating wrap, inkbird controllers and warming belts.
The perfect lamp to compliment the black velvet couches and gold and black lacquer glass tables. Purchased all of them (new) at the local flea with my first big tax refund.
[Tables](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmt6SoESErejsBTQA33OunH7bATL4sgIkFDOaJF2ek9--uY8D_)
[Couch](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZlrXGTmD5Y2bYzTCAFib-yyZ-nJc7fe3nPw&s)
Yep, these were all the rage. Quite the fire hazard! Halogen burned hot and if a bug got under there or a little too much dust or somebody was throwing around a little ball of paper that got stuck up there, better get your fire extinguisher ready.
Fuck that lamp, it always ended up lopsided or one of the threads would break when putting it together. And I still bought 3 knock offs from target in my 20s.
I really liked those Torchieres, and kind of miss them.
Currently I have three paper lanterns; theyāre white and gently diffuse a lot of light throughout the room. Two are about 18ā tall for side tables, and one is around 6 feet tall.
Thereās no chance of going blind with these ones.
I'm not sure this is a gen x thing. I'm either a young millennial or an old gen z (the exact date seems to shift every few years, I was called a millennial growing up but the definition changed in my teens) and I distinctly remember this exact lamp and the smell of the flies that would burn themselves to death on it. I'm pretty sure you can still buy them.
I got my dad's when he passed, and it wasn't until my last move 3 years ago that it finally gave up the ghost. I had asked the guy helping us put stuff in the pod thing to take it apart, and he apparently just moved it as is and it bent during the move. So sad.
Ha! I still have one, but it's in my office because the wife doesn't want to see it anymore. When I \*really\* have to find something and need maximum lumens, I fire that thing up and it is DAYLIGHT in here. Mostly it remains off, tucked into a corner where it cannot hurt anything.
It's been sitting at the top of my stairs for 4 years now waiting to make it's way down, out the door, and into the hands of a charity org that resells stuff. Still works, just don't need it!
I got one of these when I moved into my 1st barracks room in the Army. All they had were those overhead fluorescent lights that would hum. I got this and a little lamp for my nightstand. Those were my āhappy lights.ā I was lucky enough to have my own room.
I hated it. Was a wedding gift in late summer. After our honeymoon we put it together at our new place. Since Fall was approaching we were getting a bunch of ladybugs in the basement. They kept stinking up the house after paying a visit to our new torchiere lamp.
Every dorm room had one of these and half the time there would be a bunch of clothes hanging from them. The school kept posting notices on how hot they were and no one paid attention.
I have an updated version that uses a regular lightbulb, and mine's fitted with an LED. The top is also translucent white plastic instead of the black bowl.
This is what I got. I got mine from Amazon. They come from China for like $50 with a remote, and some of them can change color. They have yellow/white and dimers. You have to get the one with the highest lumes though. They donāt add the warmth, and donāt have the brightness of the halogen lamp.
lol, I remember this being a total status symbol when they came out. It's like, you couldn't just call it a "lamp"ā you'd be corrected and they'd say *torchiere* with some snooty pseudo-French accent lol
Funny/sad how with the passage of time, all these things that were once prized possessions end up abandoned and dying alone on a curbside. I felt the same way once I started seeing those big Sony Trinitrons and those old Projector TVs on the curbside years back. Man those things were, at one time, total state-of-the-art centerpieces of the household; things that everyone ooh'd and aah'd over.
I can't remember what happened to mine. I think it finally fell over one too many times and was bent beyond repair.
Now we have the Ikea version, which is nowhere as skookum.
Same, I have it in my spare room with my elliptical. When I want to really get a good sweat going I turn it up to full brightness and shut the door. I got it up to 91 in there once.
Oh boy, *that* lamp. Had one in my dorm room. Sat next to the bunk bed, of which I was the top bunk. Came in one day, threw my coat onto the top bunk as I always did. Sleeve brushed the bulb and insta-melted a huge hole in it. Goose feathers flying. Horrible toxic odor. At least the smoke alarm didn't go off.
How the hell did you just reach THAT deep into my childhood and pull this thing out? I havenāt thought about this lamp in minimum half a decade but probably a lot longer.
Goes with this TV stand, I have a post on this sub from years ago about it:
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Those things gave off so much heat. I bet those were our #1 greenhouse gas emitter.
Also, this is a great āIf youāre Gen X, you owned ______ā item.
Hell yeah! I had one of those forever. Even after I realized just how dangerous it was, I kept it. I had a few extra bulbs, and those kept it glowing for years. Those were great lamps.
I worked retail during this time and would always get the people that were buying replacement bulbs for these lamps. Always had to tell them to use gloves or a napkin so the oil from their hands didn't prematurely burn out the bulb. To be honest, I'm not certain how accurate that advice was now.
Man, I thought this lamp made me such a sophisticated man. A player. The kind of man that men wanted to be and women wanted to be with. Known all around town. Not for his arrogance, but his confidence. People didn't mess with him. Not out of fear, but respect.
I was 13
We started to call that the āJackie Brownā lamp. Thereās a scene in the film where Ordell (Samuel L. Jackson) visits Jackie (Pam Grier) to kill her, and he always dials the light off on that lamp before doing the deed.
Little did he know, Jackie knew and stole Max Cherryās .38 special to answer with a click.
Had one of these when I was in college and kept smelling something burning almost chemical like smell while I was studying late into the night. Couldn't figure it out. Finally looked around the lamp and found a spider web from the ceiling above and the charred remains of a spider inside the bottom green part. We all just put these fire hazards in our living rooms.
Burning spider smells awful!!!
Why was I instantly filled with rage? Not enough light, a bulb you had to replace without touching it, that was fragile as hell and cost a fortune. Small base so that it fell over at a gust of wind.
Had the ikea āNotā lamp instead
https://preview.redd.it/y0m5pdyg39kd1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2bbd40ff34592acf83353033b4ec5e17f1c3324
So, we had one of these lamps, and one day a wasp got into the apartment and was flying around. The wasp alighted on the ceiling above the turned off lamp. I lifted the lamp to the ceiling, covering all the escape routes for the wasp. I then turned on the 500W halogen bulb. After a few seconds we heard some popping and sizzling, and then the stink of burned bug hit us.
So, it wasn't just good at lighting (and heating) the room, it was also good at pest control.
I keep mine right next to the brass and glass shelves with my precious moments and crystal elephant collections. You know, right behind the ceramic panther.
Still have it. It's on my parents balcony. Excellent for burning mosquitos, flies and moths.
Just remember to empty it, once in a while. Tends to be be smelly on a busy night.
When we found out that they were hot and thus a fire hazard, me and a college roommate tried to make a grill grate out of paperclips, then tried to cook hot pockets over it.
Toasters were banned on our floor lol.
We had loft beds in college. I was studying in bed and a piece of paper fell out of my notebook , landed in the middle of the bulb and immediately started to smoke. I didnāt know that I could climb down a ladder that fast! I was able to get the piece of paper off the lamp before the dorm caught on fire, but yea, those things were dangerous.
Was storing mine in the garage and of course it had to fall and dent my car.
Still have one in the basement. And yeah, the pole always got crooked, seems it could not screw into the base properly after a time. Too many apartment moves, I guess! š¤š¤Ø
I couldn't stand these lamps. I'm taller than the lamp, and since there is no shade on the top, it was way to bright for me to look at when I would stand.
I once swung one of these like a baseball bat and broke it across my friendās back. He grabbed a running box fan out of the window and smashed it over my head. Then we both trashed the rest of his room. That was a fun lamp.
I miss my entertainment center from the Speigel catalog c.1990, particle board painted to look like black marble, but made it thru countless moves. With my Nagel print above and offset by 2 torchiers.
A big wicker vase holding those big feathery things. My cats loved it and I called it 'praying to the wicker gods'. Good times...
Jokes aside I feel like you guys forgot that every bulb in the house was a fire starter. These lamps were prone to tipping, but otherwise they were putting out almost exactly the same heat per watt as every other bulb in the house. They didnāt heat your basement anymore than a light bulb of the same wattage.
Same. Still have it, still works, never use it. I do keep CDs in it still, though I haven't listened to any of them in years now. (I did transfer them all to digital at some point.)
Dangerous sure but the spectrum was awesome. It was like being outside, but inside. The three flavors of āwhiteā from my LED lamps are all so painfully disappointing.
Haha I canāt think of how many of these I had over the years. They were so wobbly and cheap they could barely survive a move, so I would just put it on the sidewalk with a āfreeā sign whenever I moved and buy a new one for the ānewā apartment.
I kinda miss that lamp. It was super bright. One lamp to light up my whole apartment. Now I have 2 LED bulbs that make me feel like I still need a flashlight in my living room.
And honestly the bulb wasn't that bad to replace. And the pack came with 2 so that pack of bulbs outlasted the lamp itself.
Worked at Target in the early 90s and these came back in droves. The number of these things myself and one of the more fun managers chucked like javelins into the trash compactor is nearly unfathomable. Such a waste, but second only to fluorescent light tubes for going for Olympic gold into the compactor.
*side eyes the grey one currently sitting next to my chair*
It's my housemates' lamp and though I've suggested my willingness to buy a replacement, she won't replace it because it works.
Years ago I was given one of the lamps for free. I use to used it all the time, but I put a Japanese screen in front of it so you could not actually see the lamp at all- you just got the light coming from behind the screen. It looked cool butā¦ donāt look behind the screen!
That lamp got me through my late teens, 20s, and early 30s.
That lamp was there for me when nobody else was.
That lamp fell over more times than I can count and just kept on shining.
That lamp is a real one.
I got a wicked shock off one of those. I was touching a metal table with my left hand and reached to adjust the dimmer with my right and just vibrated across my arms for a few seconds. Christ.
My mom has two in the living room in brass, on either side of the couch. That room doesnāt get used much at night and Iām afraid to turn one of them on because the inevitable ignition of accumulated dust will take down the house. They are allegedly ācurtain-safeā because they have a clear glass cover on the top. But one flaming moth and 6 months of dust going up say otherwise.
My electrician father called these āfire lampsā and refused to let me have one at college. He said they got way too hot and if they tipped over would easily start a fire and burn down a college apartment.
Mine burst into flames. Luckily I was sitting right there and was able to take care of it. If I had not been home and left it on, I would have come home to a burnt apartment.
Make sure you put that close to some curtains so there is a high probability they blow on the bulb while the lamp is on high. Fun for the whole family!
Good lord there's an unopened "Halogen Torchiere Black Floor Lamp" by Illuminada for $299 on fleabay! You too can relive the 300w glory and live dangerously!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/365026848836
The GenX Lamp!
I had British coworkers when I first started working. They called it an "Uplighter Lamp". Which I guess makes sense as it does project light up. But was still sounds like an odd name. Of course the (actual) boomers I worked with at the time thought "GenX Lamp" also sounded odd.
When I first moved in with my husband in 2007, he still had one. I donāt remember if it made it to the new place or not, but itās long gone now.
Nobody liked this lamp, but it was cheap and did the job.
Yup. Some geniuses in the dorm thought it would be cool to drape some red tulle fabric over it to make a red glow and it, of course, started on fire. They were banned after that.
Don't forget its secondary use as a bug zapper. I'd get moths sneaking into my apartment in the late spring. Every few days I'd glance up, see the silhouette a half-dozen charred bodies sitting in that glass circle, and have to turn it off, wait a few minute for the searing heat to dissipate, and scoop them out.
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