ULPT Request: How to throw up?
Posted by EvilStrawberry123@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 40 comments
Yea I’m not going to explain any further but I’m scared of throwing up but I want to so how pls… any tips?
Wise_Monkey_Sez@reddit
Why do you want to throw up? Answering this question will help to determine the best method.
Here are some common scenarios:
If it's something like getting out of a test or school then all you need to do is make throwing up SOUNDS in the toilets until a teacher comes then flush the toilet, and rinse your mouth with soda and come out carrying the soda and looking miserable. They'll assume you threw up and that'll be it.
If it's to purge after eating large amounts in a binge-eating disorder then don't. A better solution to wanting to feel "full" is to drink lots of green tea, and then eat a moderate amount. The green tea will help to block fat absorbtion, preventing weight gain, and the liquid will help you to feel "full". Also, seek professional help.
If you want to throw up because you believe you've ingested a poison, then don't. When you vomit you're sending all the stomach acid up through your throat. While bile does help to neutralise some of the acid there will still be burns, and the poison has multiple entry points into your blood stream. Throwing up poison effectively more than doubles the chance of it entering your blood stream and doing damage. Ironically in many cases just leaving the poison in your stomach acid will neutralise it (stomach acid is pretty strong stuff). Rather get to a hospital, let medical professional decide the best course of action depending on the poison involved.
If you want to throw up on someone in a fight to deter them then... okay, weird, but not really much weirder than the "shit in your hand and throw it" technique mastered by monkey ninjas around the world. The gag reflex normally does it. By sticking your fingers down your throat you can normally induce vomiting. The problem here is that if you do this repeatedly you almost always leave marks on your hand (either from biting down or exposure to vomit) that medical personnel will automatically recognise as "Russell's sign", as will many teachers, school guidance counsellors, and lots of other people who know what to look for. The bottom line is that if you do this often people will know.
If you lack a gag reflex? Well, you may lose your fight, but you'll have a fine career ahead of you in porn, so you'll have enough money to hire someone to kick those people's asses for you.
Carnivalium@reddit
Tea does not block fat absorbtion.
Wise_Monkey_Sez@reddit
Green tea does.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0955286306002750
MelodicafTrash@reddit
It doesn’t say it blocs it. It’s says it is a positive factor
Wise_Monkey_Sez@reddit
"Green tea as inhibitor of the intestinal absorption of lipids"
It's right there in the title mate. FYI lipids are fats.
gl1thc@reddit
Please take care of yourself. Seek professional help. For reference, I would have been dead for a few years now if I never reached out for help. Don‘t end up in another statistic, there is so much you can enjoy in life.
Kaztheutpdev@reddit
I think this is just for getting out of school
Burlewood@reddit
Salt + Water.
Take alot of salt in a cup of water, your stomach will realize this is bad for you (which it absolutely is) and throw everything up.
BasedChristopher@reddit
this is extremely dangerous. DO NOT DO THIS.
Flat_Wash5062@reddit
It's wild they're not the first person suggesting it either
BasedChristopher@reddit
this is gonna get someone hurt
Burlewood@reddit
I thought this was the unethical side, and I did say it it bad for you, so why are you capsing at me?
CoronetCapulet@reddit
Because you can literally die from this
Thr0wnF4rAw4y@reddit
How is this different from eating something super salty and washing it down with water?
Chop1n@reddit
Because nothing you could possibly eat is as salty as "a lot of salt in a cup of water". Consuming enough salt dissolved in water at once will literally send you into shock and kill you.
Burlewood@reddit
BS
Chop1n@reddit
Four tablespoons of salt is all it takes to be lethal to an adult. But yeah, those doctors, they have no idea what they're talking about, it's all made-up.
Burlewood@reddit
Yeah, if you eat 4 continuous spoons of salt. I replied to a question with the UNETHICAL (capsing this since it seems like you forgot it) tip to put some salt in a glass of water, drink some of it and then puke.
Chop1n@reddit
You didn't reply to any question. You replied to my statement about drinking salt water being lethal by saying "BS". Salt water being lethal is not BS, it's demonstrably the case that drinking even modest amounts of salt water can kill a person.
Burlewood@reddit
Okay, I see. Then you are correct.
novasnap@reddit
OP wants to throw up, not die 💀
HonnyBrown@reddit
If you're doing it for weight loss, get Syrup of Ipecap from the drug store.
No_Order285@reddit
It's not sold here in the states anymore
horsetooth_mcgee@reddit
Eat 5 entire blueberry pies, a raw egg, and quart of castor oil.
Icy_Tomorrow_@reddit
I absolutely hated that scene
I have mild emetophobia idk why I clicked this post lol
horsetooth_mcgee@reddit
I had it too, as a kid, severely. I had to look away during this scene every single time.
BasedChristopher@reddit
solid reference
Backsight-Foreskin@reddit
Syrup of Ipecac is administered to induce vomiting.
https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/ipecac-syrup-oral-route/side-effects/drg-20064363?p=1
Expert_Swimmer9822@reddit
If you know how to force a burp, do that. A lot. Like, rapid-fire. In front of a receptacle.
Alternatively, syrup of ipecac.
Serval987@reddit
Fingers to the back of your throat, as far as you can go. Just sorta... rub your fingers around there and then you'll gag. If you do it long enough, you'll vomit.
autistic_psychonaut@reddit
Alternate with a toothbrush if you’re having trouble
If you start to salivate a lot you’re getting close
Exhale into the toilet, don’t underestimate the power of intention
vaderflapdrol@reddit
This.
Ok_Vulva@reddit
Tooth brush handle down the tongue to the back of the throat wiggle it a bit, and think about that scene from the "Just lose it" music video by eminen where a Michael Jackson character is vomiting a ton. Works everytime.
QuillDidNothingWrong@reddit
Eat ice cream first. It makes things easier on the rewind.
Bosslowski@reddit
I've done a lot of field research and can confirm that a lot of tequila does the trick everytime
BasedChristopher@reddit
you don’t want to throw up, you just want to purge the air.
Pkkush27@reddit
Swallow some dip
tearbooger@reddit
Drink two-three glasses of water get down next to the toilet and take a big long sniff of the years of piss build up then stuck you fingers in the back of your throat
zaza-00@reddit
Mix a teaspoon of salt into a glass of warm water and drink it. This can sometimes induce vomiting but may also cause dehydration or discomfort.
Stimulate the back of your throat with a finger which can trigger the gag reflex, which might lead to vomiting.
Ipecac Syrup for inducing vomiting.
If nothing works just overeat and get blackout drunk.
girlnononono@reddit
Think about eating something really disgusting