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I learned that hiding under a school desk will not protect you from a nuclear blast...😳✌️

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I learned that hiding under a school desk will not protect you from a nuclear blast...😳✌️

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bwanabass@reddit

That the United States government has checks and balances between the three branches. The SCOTUS has determined that was a lie.
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Dogrel@reddit

SCOTUS judge decisions, like all other non-Congressional branches, can be superseded by actions (either laws or Amendments, depending on the holding) from Congress. And at the end of the end, the supreme authorities in the US governmental system are Congress Assembled and the Several States. Either one can impose Amendments onto the US Constitution that change the rules of the American legal system entirely.
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Greg0692@reddit

Until those measures are disregarded entirely by SCOTUS, that is. A supermajority of SCOTUS disregard the 13th, 14th, & 15th amendments because they simply don't like them and due to Marbury vs. Madsen and "Judicial Supremacy", (how convenient for them) are not held to account. They decide which way they want a given case to go and THEN come up with a rationale, even if it contradicts a prior logic they, themselves have used. It's practically unmitigated Realpolitik/Politicians-in-Robes stuff.
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Dogrel@reddit

How are the 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments selectively enforced in current times?
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Greg0692@reddit

See: * The 5-4 Podcast * Strict Scrutiny Podcast * Elie Mystal's book, "Allow Me to Retort, A Black Guy's Guide to the Constitution" * Elie's podcast, "Contempt of Court" * Steve Vladeck's Substack, "One First" * This article in The National by Madiba Dennie entitled, "Originalism is a White Supremacist Scam https://preview.redd.it/zigkh2fi1nhd1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0e652d02e33e3582955c8af07abb7668fee8b5 * The Amicus podcast with Dahlia Lithwick and Mark Joseph-Stern But mostly the 5-4 podcast as they are some of the first ones to get straight to the heart of de facto Legal Realism vs originalism pretense, textualism pretense, etcetcetc. Some others above were very slow to let their idealized hopes of the legal academy melt away, but they all got their eventually since the rulings have been so gobsmackingly contradictory. In some way, hearing those transitions are extremely effective, but 5-4 starts there and stays there, accruing tomes of evidence with each new decision day. With the above sources, I strongly recommend paying extra for their bonus content where available.
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Greg0692@reddit

But hey I'm just a truck driver with ADHD and huge fear for our democracy and the ability to quote obscure phrases from 40 years ago. Dafuq do I know?
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Dogrel@reddit

The debate at the time your pictured article was written was over illegal immigrants’s kids, the so-called “anchor babies”. It is a way illegal migrants game our immigration laws to the detriment of not only prospective legal immigrants with marketable skills that America needs, but also the natural born citizens that are our government’s primary duty to protect and defend. As it pertains to American minorities, the issue the article brings up is moot. The American Blacks who are the descendants of slaves have generations’ worth of birth certificates and other documents proving they are “under the jurisdiction” of the US. They ARE citizens, and that status has not been in dispute for generations. Nor would it be in dispute if any such proposed measures passed. I have heard nothing about any movement to eliminate birthright citizenship of the children of natural born citizens, from either party.
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Greg0692@reddit

I'm talking about SCOTUS's biases. You're in the weeds with right wing talking points.
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Dogrel@reddit

Ok. The article you cited was about Congress trying to pass an immigration law in light of the 14th Amendment. But that’s apparently not what you’re talking about. So how is SCOTUS biased and selectively enforcing the 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments in current times? Because I’m trying to follow what you’re telling me.
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Difficult_Advice_720@reddit

No, they didn't. Read the actual decision.
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Im_tracer_bullet@reddit

Never mind the notion that it's actually one-nation and indivisible, etc.
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nojam75@reddit

*The Pan-American Highway is continuous.* I distinctly remember a teacher pointing to a western hemisphere map and showing that it's possible to drive from Alaska to the tip of South America. Obviously there are bridges, borders, and unsafe areas, but it always stuck with me that it would be an epic road trip. Only last year did I discover the DariĂŠn Gap -- the intentional roadless land barrier between Panama and Colombia. It's made me wonder what other geographic features I'm unaware of. I suppose it's still technically possible to ferry a car between Panama and Colombia, but it's astonishing that there is a mere 66-mile stretch of land between two continents that has been intentionally kept wild.
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Greg0692@reddit

That's wild. See what I did right there
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StringFartet@reddit

The electoral college is a fair voting system.
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DeaddyRuxpin@reddit

While the usefulness of the EC may have aged out, the real problem is they capped the House in 1929 which caused us to move away from equal representation. The EC numbers are based on congressional representation. Uncap the house, return us to correct equal representation in the house, and population dense areas will get a ton more House representatives. That in turn will grow the number of EC votes those states get which will return the EC to being much closer to a fair system.
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Greg0692@reddit

[r/UncapTheHouse](https://www.reddit.com/r/UncapTheHouse/)!
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penileimplant10@reddit

"It keeps the states with large populations from running the country". Ummm, say what?
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SqueezeBoxJack@reddit

"It keeps the states with large populations from running the country". ![gif](giphy|gByUuiB7nGuVW|downsized) ...or else it gets the hose again?
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mutarjim@reddit

I maintain that it's not the electoral college that's the problem; it's the fact that the winner takes all (in most states) and there is no ranked voting (again, in most states). Address the second two concerns and the electoral college would be just fine.
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Im_tracer_bullet@reddit

If you need to change the fundamental principles of the existing system to make it work, then it is broken. Clearly, ranked choice would be better for everyone, but as things stand, the electoral college just gives us tyranny of the minority.
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mutarjim@reddit

Sorry. To be clear, I don't disagree that the electoral college is problematic _as things stand_. But fixing the EC would just highlight the other two problems that would still need to be addressed. You want to change three systems or two?
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hollyface1975@reddit

Segregation ended with the Civil Rights Act.
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chace_thibodeaux@reddit

Thanks to Martin Luther King Jr., who preached that racism would end if we all just stopped talking about it, and was a universally beloved figure during his lifetime.
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Greg0692@reddit

THIS ^^ Learning that *distinguishing* race is fundamental to equity made me read the (colorblind) "I Have a dream" speech AND the 1964 Civil Rights Act with shockingly fresh, critical eyes. They didn't go nearly far enough!! (though neither may have been able to go further than they did at the time).
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TheRickest-of-all@reddit

Something about hairy palms. Don’t remember exactly
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hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb@reddit

I’m trying to read your message but my eyesight is terrible
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TheRickest-of-all@reddit

Who said that? Where are you?
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Greg0692@reddit

Does anyone know where I can get a copy of Reddit In Braille?
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No_Names78@reddit

If you study enough, it won't be stupid people who tell you what to do anymore.
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Greg0692@reddit

If you study more, wealthier stupid people will tell you what to do. Or perhaps emotionally stupid people.
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OminusAtmosphericHum@reddit

Hard work leads to success.
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Greg0692@reddit

The converse was also wrong advice from my 20's: "wOrK sMArTeR NOt HArdEr". Bullshit. You have to work smart AND hard AND be at least a little lucky.
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Important_Meringue79@reddit

Well being lazy certainly doesn’t lead to it. Sure some people are born lucky but I don’t know a single person who grew up poor that isn’t poor anymore that got there by luck alone. You can work hard and never be successful. You can be born lucky and can stay successful through a series of lucky events. But unless you were born lucky you’ll almost certainly need to work your ass off of you want to change your situation. You’ll need some lucky breaks but unless you work hard to take advantage of those breaks then you’ll never get anywhere. Telling kids that hard work doesn’t matter and only luck or socioeconomic factors matter is far more damaging than telling them that hard work always pays off.
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OminusAtmosphericHum@reddit

Don’t see where you think I want them to be told to be lazy. What you do is not tell children something that is wrong. There is no science to it so say nothing so you don’t get generations of cynics. The only thing they can teach is that the standard view of causes for success comes from survivor bias. Of course Elon is going to say it is all hard work and he deserves it. His ego is enormous. Guy is a horrible manager and a terrible leader, and a buffoon. He had a few good ideas pop into his brain and then underpays the people that do the work. He says I want this and other people do it for him. You fix the education system so your zip code doesn’t matter. Where property tax funding does create systematic poverty.
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Important_Meringue79@reddit

I didn’t say they you said they should be told to be laxy. It’s simply a comment expounding on yours. Not a personal attack. And what does Elon have to do with anything. Stop worrying about billionaires and worry about yourself and your family. Make your own luck.
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Kylearean@reddit

Hard work without direction is useless. You can dig random holes in a field all day, and never accomplish anything. Deliberate work, education, connections, luck, risk taking, and a support system are the necessary ingredients for success.
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OminusAtmosphericHum@reddit

I was waiting for this one. Where and how do you get that education? How do you make those connections? How about that support system? Born in a small town. HS degree is meaningless compared to students from bigger schools. Dad was a mechanic. How many connections am I going to make in a small town with a mechanic as my dad? Support system? Mom’s on meth. Aunts and uncles have drug problems. Not much help there. Luck. Luck is the most important factor. People don’t realize it because their egos have them believe they did it on your own. What about the hiring process? You are at the mercy of an algorithm and an HR representative that is a human. Moody, irrational. Do you truly think that they always pick the absolute best candidate? They may think it is the best but I’d bet my shitty car that if they had the same pool of candidates a year later it would be totally different. Just read advice from HR reps and job hunting. It is all over the place. No logic, just personal preference. So, luck. What we need is a public school system funded in full federally based on students. Property taxes paying for school sets is bs. There are people that research this. They can predict your likelihood of success by your zip code. Luck again.
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Kylearean@reddit

Ok, i'll add that preparation and improving yourself creates more opportunities for "success". My background is similar to what you described. Small town Oklahoma. Dirt poor, slept on bare mattress for several years, parents struggling to even feed us, food stamps, illness, smoking, drugs, alcohol.... it wasn't until 9th grade that I realized that I could be different. Of the few people in my family that went to college, none did much with their education. Instead, I was fortunate enough to have a physics teacher who saw my potential. He advocated for me. Helped me get a scholarship in college, I qualified for full tuition at a local state university, so I didn't have to work my first two years. Ultimately education was my way out. I worked hard, I prepared, I moved out of the cycle that most of my family was stuck in. I feel some guilt for leaving, but I'd be in a much worse situation if I hadn't.
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DavidBlackledge@reddit

Yeah, networking and risk taking and some work. Would have helped to be taught that.
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OminusAtmosphericHum@reddit

I can understand that. Ask everyone that ever went bankrupt about risk taking. You need to push yourself, sure, and have confidence. But I think It’s risk taking and getting lucky and having financial support to assist you while you’re taking risk. Risk taking is what rich people say but mean luck. It is survivor bias.
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sparkle_bacon@reddit

Especially, the risk taking part.
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icertifyiammedicated@reddit

The hardest working people are the poorest people.
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ColEcho@reddit

So true. You can work your life away, and still not get ahead. Luck, socio economic environment, all play as big of a role, and if you are in the upper income class, much more of a role than hard work. Personal decisions also play a role though, bad choice of life partner, bad choice of career, all of it also counts. But yea, it is very surprising to me how big of a factor dumb luck is.
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MelpomeneAndCalliope@reddit

You can be anything you want to be if you believe in yourself! (They neglected to include “it helps if your family is super wealthy and you’re lucky.”)
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Introvertedtravelgrl@reddit

You can't start a sentence with a conjunction lol
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Havetowel-@reddit

Somewhere in the school main office was my permanent record file that was gonna stick with me for the rest of my life….
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middleageslut@reddit

You mean your credit report?
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bayoublue@reddit

Even that only lasts 7 years for negative information.
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iam_iana@reddit

Facts. As a stupid young person I utterly destroyed my credit and studiously ignored the problem for a decade and it fixed itself!
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middleageslut@reddit

See! Sometimes problems do just go away if you ignore them.
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shadowknight2112@reddit

‘I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record…’ ‘…oh yeah?
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Dexy1017@reddit

Well don't get so distressed. Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?
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Dubb202@reddit

I worked in the counselors’ office my senior year. There are “permanent” records. I looked at mine once. It was very sparse and seemed like a waste, but I was an above average student and didn’t cause much trouble. It had all of my school pictures and some small notes of achievement. I assume those records were moved to the basement or were destroyed after graduation.
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skolinalabama@reddit

Yeah, I thought “permanent records” were more related to major disciplinary events, like school expulsions and such (like if someone damaged school property, committed a crime on school grounds, etc.), especially expulsions from public schools. I could have had a fundamental misunderstanding about what a school “permanent record” was?
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Dubb202@reddit

I think you are right. Major events would almost certainly be documented. I don’t remember looking at any of the troublemaker’s records, so I cannot confirm. But definitely minor things wouldn’t be documented and the threats of “permanent record” made by teachers were a scare tactic loosely based in reality.
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TwoFingersWhiskey@reddit

I actually got mailed my records at one point after I left, because the school I'd last went to had shut down and they didn't want to keep anything.
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Justin429@reddit

Ready to have your mind blown? That system is called LexisNexis and it's real! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/LexisNexis
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Minja78@reddit

Didn't they get sued recently? I use them daily as an insurance agent, some of the shit that pulls from "insurance history" is wild. I get a lot of I haven't owned that car in 20 years or that person died like 15 years ago.
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GreyBeardEng@reddit

"this will go down on your permanent record"
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Cats-n-Chaos@reddit

Like The Decendants said- THIS WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD!!
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tazimm@reddit

And the FBI has a file on everyone and could have listening devices anywhere. Turns out, that's google and we carry the listening device willingly everywhere...
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Weird-Conflict-3066@reddit

It's still in a storage Worked on a school construction project and found my school file 30 years later.
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draggar@reddit

One day, someone is going to explore an abandoned school and somewhere, deep in a basement, they're going to find boxes and boxes of these. :)
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Starbuck522@reddit

I honestly only ever thought that would have an effect on getting into college. I never thought it was about my whole life. Though, maybe my mother just told me that truth and other people's parents leveraged it.
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Nanerpus_is_my_Homie@reddit

“When men/boys are mean to you, it means they LIKE you!” Yeah nah, I’ve had lots of men in my life that were less than nice- and I wouldn’t say any of them loved/liked me for doing it. Such a crock.
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Build_the_IntenCity@reddit

I think this only applies to primary school. This doesn’t apply to men.
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Nanerpus_is_my_Homie@reddit

Setting the norms to little girls in primary school that this is perfectly fine simply paves the path for them to accept it as they grow up and branches out to the rest of their adult mindset, though. We had lots of toxic advice handed down to us when I was young. Aside from this gem of “if they’re mean that means they like you” there are lots of other hits on the record like “if you don’t watch your figure and stay trim, nobody will want you” or “if you don’t wear makeup and do your hair even for the grocery store, people will judge you”, etc. I’ve been fighting a lot of the toxic mindset I was force fed now as an adult, I’m sure a lot of people feel similarly, we grew up in weird times.
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Build_the_IntenCity@reddit

Yeah it’s not right or okay at all. And I’m not defending it by any means. I shudder to think how many times I was hit with the belt growing up bc “that’s what you did”. I’ve never laid a finger on my child bc of it. Positive reinforcement works!!! I just meant that boys are too immature to deal with their emotions at that age (most ages) so they express it through aggression. I unfortunately did it to the girl I liked. I didn’t know how to express my emotions in a healthy way so I was mean.
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Build_the_IntenCity@reddit

Can you elaborate on where I said this was fine and acceptable?
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skolinalabama@reddit

“Listen young ladies, please lower your expectations about how you’ll be treated by young men. No seriously, lower your expectations to the ground and then go lower…because bad treatment is just how those boys show you that they like you.”
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drainbead78@reddit

"Abuse is normal in a relationship!"
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Raynet11@reddit

That the only way you will make good money is with a college degree...
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Greg0692@reddit

I have an essentially-unused bachelor's degree, I do blue collar work, and make a ton of money with control over my time.
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MadeMeStopLurking@reddit

Im in IT. I had a manager tell me he would take a degree in basket weaving over someone with 5 years experience. When I took over, I would prioritize people with certifications and no degree, or even a few years experience. If you fought hard to get into IT without college you were dedicated and hungry. I turned 3 good individuals into Systems Administrators and one of them became the manager when I left. A degree helps but it's not the only option.
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Greg0692@reddit

I worked in tech for years. A friend and former colleague is a freaking Group Product Manager at Microsoft and he has no college degree. Your manager missed out on some exceptional non-you talent.
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Frank_chevelle@reddit

Our school system has a building they called the “career prep center”. You could take electives there in high school. They have classes in building trades, auto repair, health care and stuff like that. The culinary arts class runs a small restaurant there as well.
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tinglep@reddit

![gif](giphy|l0K471aQRXhZW1Oak) OnlyFans Detector determined that was a lie.
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Congo404@reddit

You won’t always have a calculator on you
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middleageslut@reddit

I’m typing this on a calculator. Proof: 58008
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So_Many_Words@reddit

I laughed way more than I should have
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IP_Janet_GalaxyGirl@reddit

.58008 618 .57738 5773H The funky 4 and 5, and the curvy 3 and 8, on mobile keyboards kinda mess this up. The squared-off numbers on the old solar calculators made much more realistic “letters.”
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Low_Cook_5235@reddit

Turning phone upside down…
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clauderbaugh@reddit

Screen auto-rotates and foils your fun.
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MNGirlinKY@reddit

I always have my screen auto rotate locked. Pro life tip!
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kalitarios@reddit

That critical angle when you’re laying in bed trying to read a text or email and it keeps turning back and forth while you barely have moved your hand
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konfuzedone73@reddit

"email" lol
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kalitarios@reddit

I’m on call with military shit. I get emails all the time even at night
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iam_iana@reddit

For me it's Slack, but same problem.
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IWantADucati@reddit

07734
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HardlyAnyGravitas@reddit

ooʇ noʎ oʇ ollǝH
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Minja78@reddit

Hey mark that NSFW. Geezus.
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Alert-Disaster-4906@reddit

55378008
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SmellyRedHerring@reddit

sqooq?
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davasaur@reddit

7734 40
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Roscoe-is-my-dog@reddit

Coworkers are wondering what I’m laughing at.
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DorenAlexander@reddit

We're all going to 7734 for this. It looks terrible in this font.
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Taira_Mai@reddit

Ah the 1990's - I had a friend take the PE exam - the big exam engineers take to graduate college and be licensed. At the time it was "strongly recommended" to bring a laptop. I'm sure it's required now. He took it twice - each time there was always someone who broke down. One girl started crying and walked out because she knew she wouldn't pass, another dude screamed and tore up his exam and ran out screaming (spoiler: he didn't pass either).
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Sir_Tapsalot@reddit

Came here to say this
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incognito--bandito@reddit

I’m stuck in the toilet without my phone. How am I going to maths???
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R3StoR@reddit

Lonnnnnng division...... Sounds like a band name for the current age......
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Livid-Detective-9318@reddit

I want a girl with short skirt and a...loooonnng jacket
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SwimmingAnxiety3441@reddit

Is that what happened to the remaining members of Joy Division?
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hollyface1975@reddit

Or a great Fugazi song.
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R3StoR@reddit

Lol, yes....
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incognito--bandito@reddit

Any Repeaters?
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R3StoR@reddit

Hopefully not Trump.....
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InfinteAbyss@reddit

Which was a weird statement even in the 80’s when the calculator watch was all the rage. Wasn’t too long to wait for the first mobile to be affordable, they all had a calculator - I remember making a big deal outta that telling everyone who would listen “remember how we were told we wouldn’t always have a calculator handy?” Kinda a weird time to grow up where the work environment drastically changed though I do still understand the importance of understanding mathematics without relying on a machine…though even then plenty used the old school calculus in centuries past.
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Taira_Mai@reddit

A lot of teachers grew up before even the cheap pocket calculators of the 1970's - we had ONE 1970's era calculator in my 5th grade match class that plugged into the wall. That same year my Dad got me a Casio calculator that ran off solar power - we already had various calculators at home. By 6th grade I had a Casio calculator watch with a database - and still teachers were "You need to do this in your head". I imagine that most of them are now accusing smartphones of turning Gen Z gay.
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chace_thibodeaux@reddit

>That same year my Dad got me a Casio calculator that ran off solar power - Oh yeah, I forgot about those! You just had to make sure that the little solar panel on top was under sufficient light.
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InfinteAbyss@reddit

Yeah I get it, the classic office environment was much more analog and the educational system was slow to adapt/integrate. I remember having computer lessons on a super bulky Macintosh (it was fairly outdated even then) and the teacher getting annoyed at me because “I was too smart” with it (had a PC in the house so it was a rare moment for me to shine). Got told I won’t have a computer to carry around, so not to get too smug, I would love to find that teacher! Yeah remember that solar powered calculator well, that thing could do anything it seemed. Had a few instances when I was told I WAS allowed to use a calculator and it confused me even more…I was always like: ![gif](giphy|l2YWhOEwfSAnJNJEQ)
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Ok-Sprinklez@reddit

In the future, I won't have the slightest use for Alegbra, and I speak from experience!! Peggy Sue
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draggar@reddit

I'm trying to guess when they'll make it a subscription.
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NPC261939@reddit

By the year 2000 we wouldn't be able to go outside in the raid because of the acidity it contained. Oh, and the D.A.R.E. program has us all convinced we'd be offered free drugs on a daily basis. Lies!
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refuz04@reddit

To be fair, laws and regulations were created in the late 80s that actually addressed the acid rain and ozone hole problems which is why they mostly aren’t trying to kill us right now. (These are the ones the Supreme Court has decided to kill.)
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NPC261939@reddit

Possible. I'm going with Occam's razor on this one. It's much more likely we were lied to. Either on purpose by climate alarmists, or incompetent "experts".
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refuz04@reddit

Montreal Protocol, international treaty, adopted in Montreal on September 16, 1987, that aimed to regulate the production and use of chemicals that contribute to the depletion of Earth’s ozone layer. Initially signed by 46 countries, the treaty now has nearly 200 signatories.[Montreal protocol](https://www.britannica.com/event/Montreal-Protocol)
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Vallden@reddit

All D.A.R.E. did was teach us what drugs were the good ones when the police would come to school with displays. Police, "These are called Yellow Jackets." Police, "You have a question, young man?" Child, "What do those do?" Police, "These are stimulants that give you energy." Child, "Mhmm...go on."
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DorenAlexander@reddit

I made the mistake once of correcting the dare cop about one of the drugs. My mom got called to school and interrogated for two hours about where I learned whatever it was. I got grounded and belted over it.
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hereforpopcornru@reddit

Mom: where the hell did you learn that? Kid: I Snuck into your stash Cop: :-o
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DorenAlexander@reddit

My mom never did drugs that I knew of. Stopped drinking after I wanted to try a beer at 5. I had friends whose parents said and did a lot. But I still never snitched.
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hereforpopcornru@reddit

You took the beating and still didn't crack?
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Ok-Sprinklez@reddit

Is this John Mulaney?
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Helloagain1205@reddit

We had a cop burn incense that smelled like weed in health class
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FullyInvolved23@reddit

![gif](giphy|C0ABsPgkTbdrG)
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penileimplant10@reddit

I'm still looking for that dude offering all the free drugs. Very elusive.
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MadeMeStopLurking@reddit

Psst... over here....
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mutarjim@reddit

Acid rain and some of us remember when there was a "global cooling" concern. So much for that.
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NPC261939@reddit

I remember watching an episode of In Search of as a kid that claimed another ice age was just around the corner. Scared the shit out of me. I learned early on not to trust anyone and just assume I'm being lied to.
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mutarjim@reddit

Exactly what I was thinking of. Nowadays, I remember that program with such pessimism it's almost not worth watching.
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NPC261939@reddit

I hear ya. Old science based shows now appear dodgy at best. The cringiest part about that show was the music. That shit didn't hold up well at all.. lol.
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NomadFeet@reddit

In California, hiding under desk is also the solution for earthquakes although we were also instructed to cover our head with a book.
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throwawaycasun4997@reddit

In my part of California, this was also the solution to surviving a nuclear attack. Desks are magical!
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Weird-Conflict-3066@reddit

Hallway with a book head cover in the midwest for tornados.
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NomadFeet@reddit

I kind of understand the under a desk for earthquake and tornado...try to protect yourself from falling debris I guess. I don't really understand what additional protection a book offered though.
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cj-jk@reddit

Gives you something to read while waiting for rescue, study up on that algebra kids! You'll need to find x a lot in life!
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Weird-Conflict-3066@reddit

Well it does mark the spot.
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katiekat214@reddit

Too bad the boys didn’t study more
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rimshot101@reddit

California schools should teach kids to levitate during earthquakes.
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AirborneSurveyor@reddit

And in Seattle after the May 18, 1980 Mt. Saint Helens eruption: hid under the desk for volcanos. LOL
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PaulClarkLoadletter@reddit

No books in Southern California. It was get under the desk and lock your fingers behind your neck (as if your hands would keep your spinal cord intact) until some “genius” decided that The Big One would be so violent the desks would move so we were told to put one hand on the back of our neck and use the other to hold the desk. This would seem like a sound plan until we all realized that a taxpayer funded desk would simply add to the materials that would invariably crush us to death while potentially leaving the back of our neck unscathed. Reading comprehension was probably the most useful thing I learned. Everything else was pretty much learned after grade school. We wasted a lot of time on made up history and practicing mathematical things that didn’t quite add up to required skills.
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elspotto@reddit

Yet hey must have hated us. We were just told to interlock our fingers behind our head. Annoyingly, that drill actually caused me injury. Eighth grade. We had just come back from a parade and were in the band room with our director saying nice things while he placed the trophy on a shelf up along the ceiling. Eventually it would have been held in place with foam tape or something, but we just got it. Earthquake. Lights went out. I dove for the table by the wall. And…got beaned by the trophy.
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Starbuck522@reddit

Which is better than hunkering down in the boys bath room
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vwibrasivat@reddit

The Internet would bring access to literature and learning to the wider populace. Therefore, consequently usher an age of prosperity. (conspiracy theories. people waving guns at their Instagram feeds. video game addiction. social media increases suicide among teen girls. religious radicalization pipelines. white nationalist forums. flat earth societies. 4chan mass shooters. etc)
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Present_Dog2978@reddit

College degrees provide job security and a good salary.
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vwibrasivat@reddit

Our older teachers were not necessarily lying when they said this, from their own perspectives. There was a time where university would gateway you directly into large companies.. but it was during the 1950s and 1960s. By the 1990s it became a joke/meme.
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NotReallyJohnDoe@reddit

I don’t think anyone claimed a desk would protect you from the fireball. It will help protect you from flying glass and debris. Just not vaporization.
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CySnark@reddit

Dum dum, deedle-dum dum There was a turtle by the name of Burt And Burt the turtle was very alert When danger threatened him, he never got hurt He knew just what to do...
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katiekat214@reddit

Why did I imagine an Oompa Loompa singing this?
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CySnark@reddit

Oompa Loompa dumpity call out The a-bomb may miss you But you'll die from the fallout
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feeb75@reddit

Duck And Cover!
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hereforpopcornru@reddit

My desk was open on all sides, I didn't have a blast proof wall anywhere in sight
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ReaperofFish@reddit

Plus it was told to give kids a feeling of agency. Most kids are not ready to face the realization they may die at any moment and they can do nothing about it.
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penileimplant10@reddit

Until they showed us "The Day After". Should have been called "The Day Millions of Children Will Develop Generalized Anxiety Disorder".
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elspotto@reddit

I watched it again not too long ago. Yeah, the fact that it still caused a bit of anxiety pretty much solidifies the concept that it was one of my early anxiety triggers.
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draggar@reddit

.. and afterwards as a special treat, they'll let us watch this cute movie about rabbits.
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TheVoicesOfBrian@reddit

Kids can't panic and hurt themselves if they think they're "safe" and tucked under a desk. Now poor kids have to do active shooter drills. That's far more horrifying.
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CHILLAS317@reddit

Exactly. It's very helpful for further out from the point of impact
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Wide-Grapefruit-6462@reddit

Whatever the hell a negroid, caucazoid and mongoloid are.
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vwibrasivat@reddit

I chuckled.
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SqueezeBoxJack@reddit

DEVO taught me that he was a mongoloid and happier than you and me. Guy wore a hat, had a job, and brought home the bacon. Not sure about no one noticing or the title, but the rest of it is probably true.
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sparkle_bacon@reddit

I first heard of that when I moved to Texas and a VP interrupted a presentation updating us on our Affirmative Action Plan by saying, “But I was taught in school that there are three races: black, white and CHAAAAAIIII-nays.”
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InfinteAbyss@reddit

“You’ll need to understand this to help throughout your adult life”
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chace_thibodeaux@reddit

I haven't used Algebra since I graduated high school 32 years ago.
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InfinteAbyss@reddit

How do you know how much you’re spending when shopping?
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Syeleishere@reddit

Addition and subtraction. I did use algebra... To help the kids with algebra homework.
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357eve@reddit

Pluto 🟣 it's a planet, no it's not, yes it is ... But not really. If we were wrong about something like a planet, we must distrust everything. It's still not a planet... It's a dwarf planet. Wth.
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valencia_merble@reddit

Less a fact, more daily indoctrination, but : “indivisible, with liberty and justice for all”.
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Leg_Named_Smith@reddit

All it did was increase the fault zone of farts
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QueenShewolf@reddit

Pluto is a planet.
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QueenofGeek@reddit

I'm still salty about this
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Difficult_Advice_720@reddit

Don't be. It's a planet, and F anyone that disagrees.
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ILKLU@reddit

It still is a planet, but its exact classification changed to "dwarf planet". That classification system is likely to change again soon because it currently requires that a planet orbits "the sun", meaning the same star that earth orbits, which obviously excludes all of the exoplanets we now know exist.
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Pinkbeans1@reddit

That’s messed up, right?
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icertifyiammedicated@reddit

There it is.
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mutarjim@reddit

Crazy trivia. Pluto was seen (1909), identified and named (1930), then reclassified (2006) before it finished a complete orbit (247 years).
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guyswede@reddit

Worst. Year. Ever.
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The_Mother_@reddit

Justice for Pluto!
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ChristyLovesGuitars@reddit

That was less a fact disproven and more a word getting a more specific definition, though.
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ChrisRiley_42@reddit

It was astronomers, not planetologists that made that decision, and less than 4% voted, they didn't have quorum to make the decision ;)
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loquacious_avenger@reddit

pretty much everything about the four food groups and the recommended servings from each
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Difficult_Advice_720@reddit

For anyone that hasn't learned about this, check out the movie Fathead. You can watch it free on YouTube.
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Commercial-Tell-5991@reddit

That 4-4-3-2 song still lives in my head rent free.
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Taira_Mai@reddit

Same
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Taira_Mai@reddit

4-4-3-2 that's the formula for me and you!
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nojam75@reddit

Yes, I only recently realized the The Food Pyramid was developed by the US Department Agriculture -- not the FDA or a health agency.
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MusicalMerlin1973@reddit

But ketchup is a vegetable!
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outandaboot99999@reddit

Pizza technically is healthy based on the four food groups: bread (dough), with dairy (cheese), and meat (pepperoni). I still remember that conversation in grade 3.
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tungtingshrimp@reddit

Yes I just told my teenager that the other day - we were taught pizza was healthy. I’m still sticking with that theory for my weekly pizza run.
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Nuclear-poweredTaxi@reddit

Thankfully, nowadays we all understand that ketchup is a fruit.
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Nuclear-poweredTaxi@reddit

The pyramid might have been wrong, but we were less lethargic and active enough to burn those extra carbs.
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Alewort@reddit

If you're going to be vaporized, you're going to be vaporized in any position. But you can absolutely be far enough from ground zero that you're only going to be hit by the shockwave, and if that's the case, being under your desk will provide a measure of protection from flying glass and other shrapnel, so that you can survive a little less injured to face the post-nuclear shitshow. If you're going to die from starvation or radiation poisoning not being all scratched up is totally worth it!
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bu11fr0g@reddit

you will be judged by how your cursive looks
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bryanthebryan@reddit

I never stopped writing cursive and trying to improve it. When my wife was my girlfriend, she was impressed by it. I’m not saying there’s a connection, but I’ve gotten compliments. Unfortunately, that also means people always want me to be the one who writes things down because I’m the one with the nice handwriting. That can get tiresome.
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nojam75@reddit

If any thing cursive calls out a person's decrepit age.
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jjruns@reddit

That a Trapper Keeper does not make one cool.
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Osprey_Talon@reddit

Pluto is a planet. 😭
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malcontent254@reddit

The huge hole in the ozone layer
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drainbead78@reddit

Lemmings just jumped off cliffs all the time and nobody knows why!
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DeaddyRuxpin@reddit

Turns out it is because Disney pushed them.
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darwinn_69@reddit

Abstinence only sex education reduces teen pregnancies.
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Hoosierrnmary@reddit

Funny. In my town, they brought in a RN from the slums come and tell us ‘guys only want sex. Tell them to go rub it out in the shower’. Very blunt, effective.
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bryanthebryan@reddit

That’s good practical knowledge
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GenX-ModTeam@reddit

Nobody can keep up with everything posted here, so reposts happen from time to time. Let’s try to keep them at least three months apart.
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onlyhere4laffs@reddit

If you don't wait an hour to go swimming after eating, you'll drown.
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DeaddyRuxpin@reddit

My friend’s mom used to tell us that all the time. Every time we were swimming she would bring us snacks and set a kitchen timer for 30 minutes. We would eat the snacks and watch monster movies on a little black and white TV waiting for that timer to ding. I used to think she was so nice looking out for our safety by setting that timer. Years later I realized nah, she made it all up so we would stay out of the pool long enough for her to swim laps.
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Designer-Mirror-7995@reddit

Pretty much every lie of the 70s and 80s about Black History in America, and _definitely_ most of the "post racial" bs we were fed to make us "assimilate", before the much hated Dr King became the whitewashed version of "peaceful warrior".
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ErnestBatchelder@reddit

Christopher Columbus first "discovered" America- which has since been changed to he got America on the map for Western Europeans. First true explorers (or at least immigrants) were likely from Siberia back when there was a land bridge around 13,000 years ago when their DNA was discovered in New Mexico, I think.
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et2792001@reddit

That we were all going to die from global cooling and the coming ice age. Good thing we slowed our carbon output.
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FriendlyOrdinary6281@reddit

That only the best are put in charge.
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ChrisRiley_42@reddit

That Columbus discovered the Americas.
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Vigilante17@reddit

And Pluto is not a planet
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GrimerMuk@reddit

That’s still something that was taught when I was at highschool. That was 7 years ago though.
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aknightwhosaysnope@reddit

Or that Columbus proved the earth was round.
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cybaz@reddit

Or that Columbus was a person worth commemorating
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Minja78@reddit

Who decided he needed to have a holiday? I smell conspiracy theory to cover something else up. It's not like Columbus was around to advocate for his; super great amazing, the best amazingly, (historians came up to him crying...) discovery ever.
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ddhmax5150@reddit

Columbus proved the Sun was round.
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Mantequilla214@reddit

Wait what?
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chewie8291@reddit

Quicksand is deadly and everywhere
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Skate_faced@reddit

Cursive will be totally important and a method of how people will see your written intellectual worth. Anyone else just printing everything in all upper case letters the size of lower case with the capital letters just being noticeably bigger?
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AcademicEducation724@reddit

I journal in cursive. It's pretty and I enjoy the flow of my thoughts while writing.
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ApatheistHeretic@reddit

I still use cursive because I can write faster. But, TBH, I don't write much anymore on paper.
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SomeoneFetchAPriest@reddit

Nah I don't do that, but my printing is much more legible and faster than my cursive. My teachers said cursive was supposed to be faster because your not taking your pen off the paper, but any time savings is nullified by all the extra flair and having to make the letter X look like a 96. That's probably not even the reason it was invented. I bet it's some super old-timey shit that wasn't even relevant when we learned it, like "it helps prevent ink splotches since you don't have to lift your quill feather pen from the papyrus as often."
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thejohnmc963@reddit

Masturbation would make you go blind or grow hairs on your palm. I went to a Catholic School lol. But my eyesight is failing though. I’m
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Pleasant_Influence14@reddit

I grew up in Massachusetts and was taught a lot of lies about thanksgiving, especially that everyone was dead a long time ago. I later learned that the original peoples in the area are quite alive and still fighting for their rights and consider thanksgiving a day of mourning. https://www.mayflower400uk.org/education/who-were-the-pilgrims/2019/july/the-story-of-thanksgiving-and-the-national-day-of-mourning/
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ViKing665@reddit

D.A.R.E. just really means Drugs Are Really Expensive and NO ONE is just gonna come up and give them to you for free.
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DetroitWagon@reddit

Different parts of the tongue are responsible for different tastes - aka the taste bud map.
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Resident-Fox6758@reddit

Most of American history
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grahsam@reddit

That I need to know how to do high level arithmetic in my head because "you won't always have a calculator." That the metric system "is coming." That learning cursive was important. That the food pyramid was healthy. That the history of "civilization" only took place in the Mediterranean, Europe, and the US.
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Ok_Perception1131@reddit

Spending a lot of time in the sun is good for you.
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Cats-n-Chaos@reddit

867-5309 is not Jenny’s number
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Habbersett-Scrapple@reddit

It can be used at most stores with a rewards program that let's you put your phone number in. Just use the local area code
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medleylxa@reddit

That perfect attendance is a good thing and your future employers will give a sh\*t.
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Kylearean@reddit

I remember seeing some news story about a janitor who never missed a day of work in 20 years or something, even the day his kid was born, he still came to work. The tone of the article was "upbeat" as if this was some sort of inspirational story. They interviewed the guy, he seemed completely worn out. I think the organization also gave him a watch or some lame, trivial token of "appreciation".
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Efficient-Hornet8666@reddit

I’m teaching my kids that attendance doesn’t mean shit. We’re actually going on a vacation that will have them miss the first day of school this year and I don’t even care.
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SomeoneFetchAPriest@reddit

Fr tho, it's such a weird thing to praise. Anyone with perfect attendance, odds are at some point they went to school while contagious. Great Job! Here's the Typhoid Mary award, you clownfart.
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elspotto@reddit

That was just plain corporate brainwashing to get us used to the daily grind of a job.
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Midwinter77@reddit

That college is a guarantee at getting a high paying job.
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Apprehensive_King914@reddit

You can do anything you set your mind to and be anything you want to be
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HectorsMascara@reddit

The studio art teacher in high school taught us that ancient Greek sculptures were made without pupils or irises in their eyes, like we see them today. I only learned fairly recently that those sculptures were originally painted, including eye details. The teacher seemed quite competent, so did he lie in order to have us make blank-eyed self-sculptures for some reason?
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WileyCoyote7@reddit

That the hokey-pokey is NOT what it’s ALL about.
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Minja78@reddit

Dood, mark your comment as 1. NSFW and 2. spoilers. Some of just learned this. FFS my day is ruined now.
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rimshot101@reddit

It's not what it's all about until the end when you put your WHOLE SELF in.
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Efficient-Hornet8666@reddit

Also…the facts of life are not, indeed, all about me.
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draggar@reddit

Blasphemy. :)
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dragonard@reddit

That the puzzle-piece shapes of S America and Africa is pure coincidence. Was told that in 2nd or 3rd grade (early 70s). And never learned otherwise until Geography in college.
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FiskalRaskal@reddit

This always bugged me as a kid, too!
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funsizemonster@reddit

I watched my hillbilly 9th grade "science" teacher let the kids play with liquid mercury. In their bare hand. Rolling it around their desks. I refused to handle it. They thought I was stupid. Wonder how they're doing now?
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imadeafunnysqueak@reddit

Eating carrots improves eyesight
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spoung45@reddit

All because of RADAR. British pilots had better "eyesight" because of eating carrots.but it was RADAR that gave them better "eyesight".
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PBJ-9999@reddit

And eating one can of spinach makes you instantly bulked up and super strong.
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PBJ-9999@reddit

And eating one can of spinach makes you instantly bulked up and super strong.
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Accordingly_Onion69@reddit

Yeah, everyone knows that desks can only stop assault rifle bullets Except they can’t
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MelpomeneAndCalliope@reddit

In the US, we have separation of church and state.
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PBJ-9999@reddit

![gif](giphy|9xt1MUZqkneFiWrAAD)
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No_Plantain_4990@reddit

That we were on the verge of the next ice age.
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dragonard@reddit

My having a full stomach will help starving children in Africa.
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chrisgee@reddit

eating fat makes you fat, starches don't make you fat
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PBJ-9999@reddit

Fat was so vilified back then. No distinction between good fats and bad fats.
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ThatVoodooThatIDo@reddit

Tornado drills, line up in the hallway, sit and be quiet. Oh yeah and the lights must be out
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dragonard@reddit

Well, lights out while in a drill can be a good way to get used to the real thing.
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Sad_Association1336@reddit

The "Food Pyramid". How many of these are actually vegetables? https://preview.redd.it/y1b4ggo93ghd1.png?width=231&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bd1fb40779c7c0977ebda52cbc4d01266390e96
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Im_tracer_bullet@reddit

That four-eyed grinning monster in the lower right corner certainly isn't one
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penileimplant10@reddit

That potato (?) looks pretty messed up.
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1BannedAgain@reddit

That's not a malformed chocolate chip cookie?
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Nopedontcarez@reddit

Growing up in California, we used the desks for earthquakes. Nuclear blasts were never part of the conversation. Of course, they still wouldn't have helped much if we had a big one hit us.
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Neat-Beautiful-5505@reddit

The dismissiveness of your teacher who said a mile is the same as a kilometer
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OwnCoffee614@reddit

I *will* see activity from the faulting in Oklahoma in my lifetime. 😒 thanks fracking!
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sparkle_bacon@reddit

I hate to be that guy, but technically fracking doesn’t cause earthquakes. It’s the “injection wells” they drill to dispose of all the super toxic wastewater. If they drill one on a fault, the wastewater basically lubricates the fault. It’s the reason that injection wells are one of the very few public safety issues that Texas is serious about regulating.
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PBJ-9999@reddit

Injection wells are a necessity part of the fracking process, so, yes, fracking operations can and do cause earthquakes. Usually minor ones but still.
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November-XIII@reddit

The tongue flavor map.
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Greg0692@reddit

I didn't know it was debunked! Thank you!
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Admirable_Desk8430@reddit

The food pyramid from the 1970s. It was basically a recipe for diabetes.
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draggar@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/bhuzy8i48ghd1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=6568b2a486cde7959c5a1b4ae2a33ad99ae16e5c
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rimshot101@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/bjk5z758pghd1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a516991786b0f76e43bf4c1bd9c20bea50e8719
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ddhmax5150@reddit

Wait until Brawndo takes over the FDA and monopolizes the Food Pyramid.
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Efficient-Hornet8666@reddit

So many electrolytes
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BubbhaJebus@reddit

Wasn't that the late 80s? We had the Four Food Groups.
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davasaur@reddit

![gif](giphy|hGreTqM8dvRq8)
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I_love_Hobbes@reddit

I'm older Gen X and I never had nuclear drills in school. Never hid under a desk. In kindergarten in 1970. Wasn't this a 50's or 60's thing?
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dragonard@reddit

I’m similar age. I recall drills (and for real) hiding under the desk—for bad weather.
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Machinebuzz@reddit

It depends I guess. I'm a 75 Gen X and we did nuke drills until at least 3rd grade.
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Greg0692@reddit

I have 3: DNA doesn't change via environment. No neurons can regenerate. US deserves its hegemony.
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groundhogcow@reddit

Dinosaurs were giant reptiles and are now extinct. Nope, there birds and birds are still here just different kinds. Also, many different dinosaurs are the same species at different ages.
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PBJ-9999@reddit

Yep, they really didn't teach the connection between dinosaurs and birds.
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UtherPenDragqueen@reddit

We only use 10% of our brain. Social media has proven that we’re surrounded by morons operating at about 2% max
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PBJ-9999@reddit

👍
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SinxHatesYou@reddit

"Cheaters never prosper" and "Their is no reason to lie". Takes about half a second in the work world to disprove both of these.
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PBJ-9999@reddit

"Hard work will be rewarded!"
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SoupyBlowfish@reddit

I lurk as a older millennial. My middle school science teacher in 1999 - 2001 said blood doesn’t have DNA. It didn’t sound right even then.
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sparkle_bacon@reddit

dafuq?
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Rinbu-Revolution@reddit

That gravity is a force.
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ShadeOfDead@reddit

https://youtube.com/shorts/GX0tVk5T6zc?si=ezxLZnKmGhLJJeUN
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MyriVerse2@reddit

"Duck and cover" was a Boomer thing we laughed about in 1970.
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Fred_Krueger_Jr@reddit

The harry palms thing.
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kalitarios@reddit

Good things come to those who are patient. Nope. Shitty things happen to good people seemingly at random, and it’s usually the pushy asshole that gets what they want. Just like in nature. The aggressive baby bird is the one that thrives. The quiet reserved bird in the nest rarely eats and gets kicked out. Squeeky wheel gets the grease, etc. I’ve been burned too many times and seen too many good people get absolutely fucked over from pushy assholes and taken advantage of. In fact, most of the people i’ve seen get ahead in their careers were pushy abrasive assholes to be around but they’re the ones getting the raises and stuff for “being ambitious” etc
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cherryberry0611@reddit

I don’t care what they say, Pluto is a planet.
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Perfect_Rush_6262@reddit

The world was going to flood six years ago.
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tinglep@reddit

Marijuana is a gateway drug. 44 years and still just a pothead.
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LostBetsRed@reddit

Feh. If a nuke lands right on top of you, of course hiding under your desk won't save you from being vaporized. But farther from the blast, buildings will take damage, and things may fall from the ceiling. Being under a desk or table is a good idea.
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bene_gesserit_mitch@reddit

I remember some joke where you have someone type in numbers as part of the ruse at the end, the punchline is 71077345. It was during the gas crisis of the late 70s.
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tkdjoe1966@reddit

Smoking cigarettes is actually bad for you.
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hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb@reddit

The one that stands out for me was my teacher in 9th grade World History teaching us that Jews, Muslims, and Christians all get along because they’re all “people of the book”. And she even said it with a straight face
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sparkle_bacon@reddit

I still remember reading in my 7th grade social studies textbook that Sunni Muslims were peaceful and Shia Muslims were violent.
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Wsz2020@reddit

That we were headed into a period of global cooling.
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MycolNewbie@reddit

History teaches us to not make the same mistakes again.
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frogjizz@reddit

If you take LSD you will have flashbacks at any time later in life.
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Then-Cauliflower2068@reddit

Hiding under a desk was never meant to protect you from a nuclear blast. Nukes send out shock waves which can damage buildings, very similar to earthquakes. A desk can protect you from falling debris in such a circumstance.
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Mad_Myk@reddit

I lived 10 miles from a Navy base and Lockheed and a good chunk of the defense electronics industry. I was going to be vaporized no matter what.
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JustAnotherBrokenCog@reddit

I can see the mountain NORAD is in from my kitchen. My first field trip was to the zoo built in that same mountain. I swear the schools here never bothered with that desk bullshit, they knew we'd be glowing ash if the nukes ever flew. Why worry the kids unnecessarily?
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SaltyDogBill@reddit

Texas can leave the union whenever they wish. The Alamo was not about slavery Thank you for 1984 Texas History classes.
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jazzer81@reddit

The weekly reader said we would be in flying cars by the end of the 90s
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CMDR_Bartizan@reddit

Quicksand was going to a bigger adult issue than it panned out to be.
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CoatNo6454@reddit

just columbus everything
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No_Adhesiveness_8207@reddit

That I won’t carry a calculator with me everywhere
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AzureGriffon@reddit

We're going metric, baby!
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HandMadeMarmelade@reddit

I don't know if it was because I grew up in Colorado, but it was understood that we would all just die in a nuclear war. lol they never tried to soften that blow.
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AzureGriffon@reddit

Same. In my school in Arizona, there was no duck and cover drill ever. Why foster any hope?
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Dynamo_Ham@reddit

We will be conducting human exploration on Mars by 2000! I was so psyched about this when I was a kid.
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ClassicOutrageous447@reddit

That the US was going metric soon (1978)
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Frings_Chicken_House@reddit

They taught us to hide under our desks in Southern California for earthquakes and we would make an earthquake survival kit and at the end of the school year we would get them back and pig out on Vienna sausages and canned fruit
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ZephRyder@reddit

So many things: when I was little, volcanoes probabl6 killed the dinosaurs; homo Sapiens killed off the Neandeethals (we absorbed them); the next pandemic would wipe out humanity; there were 9 planets!
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flashingcurser@reddit

Who proved that neanderthals weren't killed by humans? Just because we contain some unique neanderthal DNA doesn't mean humans didn't kill them. It may also mean that we killed and raped them. We have changed our opinion about their cognitive abilities. Odd that we changed our opinion about them around the time that we discovered that white skin, red hair, and blue eyes very likely came from them.
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ZephRyder@reddit

Because you have to be alive to give birth. So "killed and raped" isn't a viable option. "Raped, took children, then killed" sure. We've changed our opinion about their cognitive abilities because of undeniable evidence to the contrary. But yes, Dr. Tyson's point is not lost on me, another brown-eyed, brown-skinned American, either. However, it never made _any_ sense to me (even as a kid) that a people, who existed in Europe for nearly half a _million_ years, would be anything BUT light-skinned. Both the Vitamin D- and the Follate-driven evolution of hoinid melenin liss theories predict this. It's the fact that Homo Sapiens Sapiens became light-skinned _so very_ quickly that was the wonder. Seems clear to me now. Everyone but Sub-Saharan Africans carry substantial Neanderthal DNA. We subsumed them.
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aintmyasphalt@reddit

Your tongue has different sections for certain taste. My first grade teacher called me liar for tasting sweet on the side of my tongue.
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Retinoid634@reddit

Pluto was a planet when I was in school and there were no known exoplanets.
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Nancy-4@reddit

Pluto was a planet and Columbus discovered America
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adopogi@reddit

Mercury is the smallest planet in our solar system. Oops it’s Pluto! Nvm it’s Mercury.
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vagabondoer@reddit

Weed is bad.
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crego20@reddit

Pluto is a planet.
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FocalorLucifuge@reddit

Pluto being a planet. Reclassified as a dwarf planet by the IAU in 2006. No known planets outside our solar system. The first exoplanet was confirmed in 1992. I can't be sure it wasn't taught in schools soon after that as I was already done with general schooling at that point. The presence of three main "races" of humans. Absolute tosh. I did some advanced physics stuff in high school, where relativistic mass was taught. This is not a favoured concept anymore. Some intractable mathematical problems got solved, famously Fermat's Last Theorem. Not sure if this counts. The speed of light was taught as a measured quantity, with a measurement uncertainty. That was actually already not the case even when it was taught as such because the speed of light in vacuum was *defined* as 299792458m/s, with further measurements only changing the definition of a metre. Even that was further refined in 2019, with the new SI system fixing more definitions explicitly, including Avogadro's constant, for which my scientific calculator value was no longer accurate beyond the first few places. Noble gases were taught as being totally inert, but in my own reading, even in school, I was surprised to discover that quite a few compounds involving noble gases had been synthesised. Lots of Xenon (Xe) and some with others but none at the time with Helium (He). When I looked it up just now, a true compound of Helium had finally been synthesised in 2016.
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nidena@reddit

That assessment tests reflect ALL your knowledge.
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Wyldling_42@reddit

Went to Catholic schools, there are too many to list, lol.
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Cosmo1744@reddit

Coaches not letting you drink anything since it would cause cramping.
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BortWard@reddit

I remember a 4th grade teacher in the mid-1980s saying that by the late 1990s everyone in the US would need to know Spanish to be able to function. I'm all for learning more languages but in hindsight that was quite hyperbolic
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nojam75@reddit

I only now regularly encounter callers who ask "Speak Spanish" in the US.
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no1cares4yu@reddit

I rebelled and took French! I’ve yet to use either one.
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BortWard@reddit

I took German. Never was particularly good at it, but went to Germany in 2002 and again last month and got mistaken for being French and German rather than American, so I'll accept that
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DeusExPir8Pete@reddit

I learnt that black holes were rare, then they discovered each galaxy as one at the centre.
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StrengthMedium@reddit

Land of the free and home of the brave
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Superb-Damage8042@reddit

I for one am shocked! Shocked I say! I am outraged that the government lied to me. That’s totally unprecedented and I totally believed them and didn’t regularly make jokes about this silliness in school
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VoodooS197@reddit

Pluto
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Stroopwafellitis@reddit

You can’t swim for a half hour after eating
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CursorTN@reddit

That is use the quadratic equation in any circumstances outside of a high school math test.
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MyDadBod_2021@reddit

9 planets
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Pleasant_Studio9690@reddit

In a public school kindergarten I was taught the dinosaurs died out because their tiny brains were too small to control their huge bodies. Just… WTf?
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ButterscotchSad3796@reddit

Galaxies are not simply clusters of stars. Rather, there are black holes at the center of galaxies.
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hibbledyhey@reddit

I remember telling my Dad about the nuclear drills at school, since 3rd graders normally shouldn't face an existential crisis during math class. My lovely father laughed, and said "All they need to do is tell you to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye". Such a warm man.
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Ok-Dragonfruit-715@reddit

That Pluto was a planet.
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suki-suki@reddit

This still breaks my heart. He will always be part of the big 9 for me.
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AlienMoodBoard@reddit

Justice for Pluto! 🔭
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KickAggressive4901@reddit

I'm *still* mad about this! Pluto even has a heart. ☹️🤍
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phsattele@reddit

That’s why we went into the hallway
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tungtingshrimp@reddit

With our jackets covering our head
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frankcast554@reddit

this will go on your record!
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BubbhaJebus@reddit

I'm in the oldest cohort of GenX and we never did these nuke drills. I heard about then and associated them with the 1950s. We did earthquake drills.
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vulture_165@reddit

We were taught electrons orbited the nucleus in rings. At some point it changed to clouds, and now I think it's something else.
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nderflow@reddit

But nobody (who studied physics) believed the planetary model of the atom after about 1920. And even before then, it was known to be incompatible with electromagnetism (since orbital motion is acceleration, so the electrons should lose energy by emitting light).
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vulture_165@reddit

Didn't know what to tell you, it was in the textbook too. Christian school, so a tenuous relationship with science...though I don't know why there'd be any conflict in this particular area. Maybe they just science on pause around 1920?
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TraditionalYard5146@reddit

That my memory if things from 30-40 years ago would be accurate
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elspotto@reddit

I don’t remember hearing that 30-40 years ago…oh.
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marcus999593@reddit

Ha! So very funny n true
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CCHTweaked@reddit

1, Dinosaurs were cold blooded lizards growing up. Now we know they are closer to birds. 2. Lift from and airplanes wing was created by a difference in air pressure, low pressure up top creating "lift". We know now its from the wing pushing air down, simple physics.
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coldoldduck@reddit

Standing in a doorway won’t save you from an earthquake.
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FullyInvolved23@reddit

It wont?
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Holiday-Meringue-101@reddit

Going out with wet hair causes you get sick.
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Main-Meringue5697@reddit

Europeans discovered South America
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Flaky_Web_2439@reddit

Drugs are bad.
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Then-Cauliflower2068@reddit

Recreational drugs are unnecessary and potentially addictive, so I think a simple “Don’t do it” for kids is good enough until they develop better reasoning skills.
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FocalorLucifuge@reddit

Mmmkay.
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Friendship_Fries@reddit

That Saved by the Bell was Educational and Informative.
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4llY0urB4534r3Blng@reddit

The popular kids in school were popular for their bright personalities and ascended for their merit. I digress, They were fucking rich. That was it, that was all. They had money, we didn't. Their parents put career before partying and as a result, their children didn't have to do homework, detention or put out to the coaches to get out of detention.
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Rainbike80@reddit

Wait that last sentence. What the hell? You did what to get out of detention?
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Dax_Thrushbane@reddit

That the solar system was made up of 9 planets .. poor Pluto ... rejected and ejected from our minds !
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dragon1n68@reddit

You're supposed to duck and cover. Wait, maybe that's just for volcanoes.
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MezcalCC@reddit

Global cooling.
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SomethingFerocious@reddit

That bald eagles will be extinct before I see one. Now they are all over my area. That the ozone layer will never recover. That we will run out of oil by the early 80s Same with food. That getting married young is a good idea.
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elspotto@reddit

Well duh. Desks are earthquake shelters, not bomb shelters.
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-DethLok-@reddit

Pluto is a planet.
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12sea@reddit

You hear about what they did to Pluto? That’s messed up!
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LivingEnd44@reddit

That Columbus discovered America. Not only was he not the first person, he wasn't even the first European to discover America. 
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timberwolf0122@reddit

Even as a young kid.. the idea that a desk could withstand a 1megaton blast never really rung true… I was taught I couldn’t rely on a computer to write letter and notes because I won’t have one on me all the time. lol
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SomethingFerocious@reddit

But but hiding under the desk would help in many cases. So that’s not great example. Anytime a building may collapse it’s better to have a metal and wooden additional structure over you. There would be a huge part of the blast radius hundreds of square miles in diameter, well outside the core, where hiding under a desk would help protect against falling debris.
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TroyTony1973@reddit

Manifest destiny was AWESOME. IMO, one of the base reasons we have MAGA
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Gibder16@reddit

Wait! Are you serious?
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Beltalady@reddit

The hymen as proof of virginity is bullshit.
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penileimplant10@reddit

She got no cherry? It's no sin. She still got the box that cherry came in!
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redditorx13579@reddit

It was never to protect you from a direct hit. It was to protect you from the secondary damage, just like tornadoes. Nobody thought it would prevent you and the school from being vaporized if you were in that blast radii.
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Starbuck522@reddit

"can't divide by zero". Thry later revealed it's infinity (which makes perfect sense), later in school.
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amor_fati_42@reddit

The moon is made of cheese.
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Apprehensive-Log8333@reddit

That the USA is a noble country committed to equality and freedom for all
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luvdogs71@reddit

I don't ever remember my school doing the duck and cover. I do remember having students line up facing the wall...I still don't remember why we had to do that.
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DangerMouseTurbo@reddit

The food pyramid
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CurmudgeonKing@reddit

Permanent records
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Whynot151@reddit

It will, however, keep the unknowing public calm when told to take safety precautions. If you said we are toast everyone goes running and screaming like the movies.
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