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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

Wait, so he turned down a clear shot at some pussy because she's the ex of a casual acquaintance? Jesus Fucknasty Christ, man...

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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

How do you ever get laid when all your friends probably want to fuck the same girls you do? I mean, since you're all about letting your bros have them first

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Key_Catch7249@reddit

I don’t think you know what that phrase means

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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

Feel free to elaborate any time, but I'm not holding my breath.

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Key_Catch7249@reddit

I’m not gonna get my dick wet at the expense of my friend

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What expense? Some chick who dumped him over a year ago that he apparently can't get over? Either he did something to deserve that break-up or she's batshit crazy and he shouldn't be caring about what she does anyway.

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Key_Catch7249@reddit

Still hurts

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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

Yeah, well, other people are gonna fuck her eventually - can't get mad at all of them. Moreover, this would demonstrate a "bro code" worth having: when your boy's hung up on a chick in toxic fashion, fuck her yourself so that the idea of being with her again grosses him out. That's what a real friend would do.

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bigmatteo_91@reddit

You sound genuinely awful, I really pity any friends you have

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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

Why?

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toastboy42@reddit

This reeks of someone who can't imagine themselves getting laid so they get irrationally mad when someone else turns down the oppurtunity.

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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

gif

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Key_Catch7249@reddit

It’s more of a friendship thing. I don’t care if she’s with another guy, but if it’s my friend, it’ll hurt a lot. It’s not the fact that she’s dating someone, but the fact that my friend knew about us and didn’t care.

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kdhd4_@reddit

At the expense? What is the friend losing in this scenario?

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Key_Catch7249@reddit

A friend he can trust

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kdhd4_@reddit

Trust in what?

It's an ex-girlfriend bro, you don't own every woman you've ever been with.

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Key_Catch7249@reddit

Yea but you, as a friend, don’t get with your friends ex. It’s not because they’ve asked you to, but because it would hurt them if you did.

You aren’t obligated to, but you’d be a dick for it.

If you connect well and want to date, sure! But you just want to get pussy? That makes you a dick.

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LB1234567890@reddit

But why is it a dick move?

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Key_Catch7249@reddit

because it would hurt them if you did

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LB1234567890@reddit

Ok but why? I do not understand how it hurts people.

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Key_Catch7249@reddit

Friend wanted thing. You have opportunity for thing. You have thing. Friend doesn’t.

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Sosen@reddit

If there are men who don't understand the bro code, could there also be women who do understand it?

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Phorykal@reddit

Joes before hoes.

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Most_Chemistry8944@reddit

Paris before Harris

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Colosphe@reddit

Bro wouldn't be dropped unless he was lacking. Fuck your friend's exes if you feel like it, what right do they have to be mad about a relationship that's over?

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maymera@reddit

Honeypie.... You do NOT refer to womyn as "hxes". I don't want to see you degrading womyn ever again. Sexist and misogynistic behavior is against reddit TOS, consider yourself downvoted.

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Odd-Accident-7188@reddit

> Obvious satire

> Gets Dxwnvoted

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Ja_corn_on_the_cob@reddit

unfunny

Gets downvoted

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unsealedglint89@reddit

I was about to say that

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Ssyynnxx@reddit

brother said Honeypie

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Key_Catch7249@reddit

I said hoes, not hxes. Sorry for the confusion

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throwawayeastbay@reddit

bait used to be believable

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Lollipop_2018@reddit

💀

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MikoMiky@reddit

Throw this clown away (you, not OOP)

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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

Why?

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MikoMiky@reddit

You have no sense of honour or community, and you wear your name well

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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

So, basically, no guy should ever go after any woman just because she might have dumped another guy he knows? Are you fucking high? That's stupid.

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maymera@reddit

Excuse me but it's actually called "womyn", please use the right word next time to avoid normalizing misogyny which can be hurtful to womyn and minorites.

Edit: What is that? "snowflakes"? What's wrong with being a snowflake 🤡 are you a fascist trump boot-licker?

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ManBeSerious@reddit

You just waited to copypaste those 2 edits over your 7 downvotes huh

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bigmt99@reddit

Hilarious.

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MikoMiky@reddit

Try improving your reading comprehension: anon was fond of the guy.

You come over as a desperate coomer.

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WolfieTooting@reddit

Anon should meet her and just do anal with her. Technically not cheating.

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4221@reddit

Ok k logo. Lo. Ok j PKK jo jo h oxllxo Oz i i i. Oozon i go o. Ö. Öööö. Zoz ööö ö. Ö C C Li Xbox CNC kjmx

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bali40@reddit

Did you even read the post? The girl dumped Joe some time ago.

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OMGitsVal117@reddit

For all we know it’s because he wouldn’t let her peg him. Anon might have found a match for him though.

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Spong_Durnflungle@reddit

What if she's not into pegging?

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WolfieTooting@reddit

That's impossible

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AutisticHormoneDwarf@reddit

Not green 🤬

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Onion_38@reddit

The Pepe is green

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EnderScout_77@reddit

Pepe is not the TEXT

this is GREEN TEXTS

PSYOP

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Bohr_TV@reddit

The mold under OP's desk is.

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Xbtweeker@reddit

Fake: its black with white fuzz

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SirJackFireball@reddit

Gay: the mold is in his urethra

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Atom_101@reddit

That's the best kind

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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

Fake: anon had a chance at securing the bag

Gay: begins to realise his true feelings for Joe

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EvensenFM@reddit

I really want to read part two of this fanfic.

Hoping anon finally confesses to Joe.

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barwhalis@reddit

Who's Joe?

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_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

Joekin on deez nuts

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Hau65@reddit

joe biedn

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YourFavoritNew@reddit

Fake: Never had a chance.

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JustAGuy010@reddit

Anon is a real friend

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Slowbromigo@reddit

"she fell asleep.." You lost right there. She did not go to sleep, someone with more charisma beat you

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picklejuice82@reddit

If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe

I’d been married long time ago

Joe mama

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lokaps@reddit

But who's Joe?

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Minimum_Reference862@reddit

Not sure sorry. Is it joe mama?

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Pyrimo@reddit

Ligma Balls

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Minimum_Reference862@reddit

Sugma

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DingoDino99@reddit

I heard he doesn't wanna become president anymore. Am devastated.

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aesthetic-occult@reddit

Anon made a horrible decision

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Frosty_Salamander856@reddit

The relationship is over, bag her.

Also, Joe won't fucking matter 5 years from bow, bag that slut.

Neither will that slut.

Y'all have some sort of honor code. I wish I'd have bagged more bitches I shouldn't have. Lord knows they ran around on me.

If someone is going to cheat theybare goingto cheat. It should be with you.

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Antiswag_corporation@reddit

Fake: she was actually underage

Gay: she was the means to an end inside Joe’s pants

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Dystrox@reddit

Not your bro if he can't share.

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tacobellandher0in@reddit

DO IT FGT

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DogeDeezTheThird@reddit

no way, redtext

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Anticitizen_Freeman@reddit

Anon cucks and cblocks himself

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GodOfMegaDeath@reddit

Anon just cucked himself over some guy's ex. Unless he intended to seek out Joe just to tell in graphic detail about how he railed his EX girlfriend, there's nothing wrong with that.

Sure, anon can just choose not to bang anyone he doesn't want to but actively cucking himself for some sort of vague "bro code" that doesn't even apply here is not heroic or praiseworthy.

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The_Guy1871@reddit

You dummies are completely ignoring that anon is turning down a known cheater who screwed with one of his friends. Your virginity isn't worth that kind of messed up situation.

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GodOfMegaDeath@reddit

She isn't even a cheater. She had already dumped the guy when she wanted to bang anon. Anyone who refuses a normal sexual encounter because the girl is the ex of an acquaintance deserves to remain a virgin.

Specially because unless you have a pussy catalogue about who everyone you know banged or not, he's just an hypocrite as he's NOT care about this enough to not do it consistently.

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Sufficient_Anybody46@reddit

Queue that song ‘A Real Hero’ by College and Electric Youth from the Drive soundtrack. Anon you’re a real human being.

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Lunndonbridge@reddit

Frenchtext. No green just red blue and dark white.

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Spanker_of_Monkeys@reddit

dark white

Wut

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