Also Dude, let's not forget, let's NOT forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, uh, an amphibious canine, for uh, you know, domestic, within the city-- that ain't legal either.
maggotmyk@reddit
must be exhausting
lulcow_enjoyer@reddit
That must feel amazing.
GobblerOnTheRoof@reddit
Keep your gold bricking ass out of Malibu !
DeezleDJ-O-E@reddit
Pupperdileđś
radartroll@reddit
Hmmm. Sounds exhausting.
THENarcus1@reddit
Must be exhausting
Intelligent-Ant7685@reddit
heâll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
Flexbottom@reddit
Never been so sure of anything in my life
Baltindors@reddit
The crocodog, care they are lethal at close range.
Jaymanchu@reddit
Nice marmot.
athorough_rogue@reddit
Fucking dog has fucking papers....
cfcollins@reddit
I think it's a pomeranian
SomOvaBish@reddit
Your taking your ex wifeâs dog swimming?
What? No? Heâs not playing Marco pollo with us! Iâm not making him a pina colada! Heâs not taking your turn on the water slide!
HermiticHubris@reddit
I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
Claymore_79@reddit
He's not in a fucking floaty!
Kentuckywindage01@reddit
He believes in nothing
SusAdjectiveAndNoun@reddit
You can't board it, it gets upset. It's hair falls out.
cjw717@reddit
OVER THE LIIIINE
iambarrelrider@reddit
âNihilists? Fuck me...I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least itâs an ethos!â.
Less-Economics-3273@reddit
You brought a Pomeranian nihilisting?
ThornmaneTreebeard@reddit (OP)
It didn't piss on your fucking rug...it didn't paint you a fucking vagina picture, dude.
dank_hank_420@reddit
âŚvagina
DonHell@reddit
We believe in nuzing
Bx1965@reddit
That dog is living his best life. No worries, no concerns. Just passing his time, floating serenely in the pool, watching the day go by. Mellow.
Ok-Fox1262@reddit
Who's a good buoy then?
tracyhutchsgt@reddit
Zine Doggo âŻď¸
TedRaskunsky@reddit
I said I bite off your Johnson!
trueslicky@reddit
Sounds exhausting.
onlysurfblacksand@reddit
Whatâs this day of rest shit? Whatâs this bullshit? I donât fuckinâ care! It donât matter to Jesus. But youâre not foolinâ me, man.
onlysurfblacksand@reddit
Whatâs this day of rest shit? Whatâs this bullshit? I donât fuckinâ care! It donât matter to Jesus. But youâre not foolinâ me, man.
Wirelessness@reddit
Oh, thatâs Uli.
jnnoca@reddit
Uli doesnât care about anything. Heâs a nihilist.
_NedPepper_@reddit
That must be exhausting
jnnoca@reddit
Youâre not blowing.
_NedPepper_@reddit
Iâm just gonna go find a cash machine
BoomDonk@reddit
Just marvelous
_NedPepper_@reddit
Weâre all very fond of her
pctomfor@reddit
From the beaver picture?
Wirelessness@reddit
Donât be fatuous.
HeyMarty10thalready@reddit
Are you sure he wonât mind?
VortexM19@reddit
He doesn't care about anything
Skelter89@reddit
Calmer than you are
Or any of us
XNamelessGhoulX@reddit
This whole fuckinâ thing
Happy-Initiative-838@reddit
Furry seal
Lebowski304@reddit
Must be exhausting
TheBigLebroccoli@reddit
He believes in NOTHING!
cntUcDis@reddit
Say what you will about the virtues of National Socialism, but at least it's an ethos.
mrrando69@reddit
I want to reincarnate as that dog.
ThornmaneTreebeard@reddit (OP)
Dudes got it all figured out. Nothing is fucked here.
mrrando69@reddit
Fr
HotPinkApocalypses@reddit
You sure he wonât mind?
jonnyredshorts@reddit
Best post title ever
Shoddy-Indication798@reddit
you brought your dog swimming??
ThornmaneTreebeard@reddit (OP)
I didn't but it a fucking beer...it's not taking your fucking turn, dude.
JonquilCityBoy@reddit
This is a fucking show dog, with fucking papers.
rccoy@reddit
If you leave it in the changing room, its hair falls out. Am I wrong here?
UDownvoteButImRight@reddit
Relaxing makes you a nihilist?
ThornmaneTreebeard@reddit (OP)
Were you listening to the dude's story?
UDownvoteButImRight@reddit
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY
hornwalker@reddit
Completely unspoiled
AnybodyAlarmed1205@reddit
It must be exhausting.
frostonwindowpane@reddit
âNihilist, Walter?â
georgethx2060@reddit
Man! He's got it made
laffing_is_medicine@reddit
How about some privacy while he relieves himself, sheesh people!
StupiditysApostle@reddit
Why he so fucking depressed for? What did you do?
merkaba_462@reddit
I need to know what kind of dog this is. Please.
TheSpaceman1975@reddit
Must be exhausting
Prov44onkik@reddit
Throw ya a treat for a thousand dollars.
Spang64@reddit
Looks exhausting.
legalbeagle66@reddit
The pool guyâŚheâs a good man, and thorough
MortgageRegular2509@reddit
Jeffrey, you havenât called the pool guy yet, why not?
Salt-Resolution5595@reddit
Someone please photoshop a bottle of jack in there
dukemantee@reddit
On a weekday?
Aural-Robert@reddit
I had a Barnes Mountain Dog that would do this at alpine lakes when we were backpacking.
happy-hardcore@reddit
Let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife...umm, an amphibious canine, for...umm, you know, domestic...within the city...that ain't legal, either.
Shut_It_Donny@reddit
What are you, a fucking park ranger now?
Knot_Ryder@reddit
Am I the only one that gives a damn about the rules
Time-Cap3646@reddit
but is he a rug pisser?
smoxy@reddit
Nice marmot
Waramaug@reddit
First of all dude, you donât have an ex.
IAlreadyKnow1754@reddit
Your roll
IAlreadyKnow1754@reddit
Nice marmot
Brandt_cant_watch@reddit
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.Â
moofunk@reddit
Wonderful dog. Very free spirited.
TomatilloAccurate475@reddit
Brandt can watch, but he'll have to bring the peanut butter
Umphluv89@reddit
Oh come on, Donny. They were threatening neutering!! Are we splitting hairs? Am I wrong?
SusAdjectiveAndNoun@reddit
Nice marmot.
TomatilloAccurate475@reddit
Also Dude, let's not forget, let's NOT forget that keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, you know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either.
yankeeteabagger@reddit
That must be exhausting.
StreetsOfFire320@reddit
Pomeranian must be exhausted
zeke235@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here.
naga5497@reddit
Finally a Lebowski reference I can get behind
nbanditelli@reddit
It's calmer than you are
Jowreyno@reddit
No. Dog is crocodile.
PuzzlerMike@reddit
Her co-star in the beaver picture?
Walterkovacs1985@reddit
If I could only float like that
BortWard@reddit
I sincerely hope this dog is named Thurston
JerkyBeef@reddit
Say what you want about the tenants of German Shepardism, at least they doggy paddle.
hatwobbleTayne@reddit
Nice marmot
GooseCloaca@reddit
Look, Iâm sorry your step-moms a nymphoâŚ
curiousitems@reddit
You have any kahalua?
No-Maximum-3150@reddit
Are these the shitzus Walter?
curiousitems@reddit
Oh come on Donny, they were threatening tail chasing! Are we gonna split hairs here, am I wrong?
McMikey99@reddit
No Donnie, these mutts are cowards.
HeyMarty10thalready@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny
Noneugdbusiness@reddit
Say what you want dude at least it's a fuckin ethos
OJimmy@reddit
It's not cleaning the filter, it's not taking your floaties
jcole660@reddit
Itâll suck your cock for $1000.
ianmoone1102@reddit
Keeping an amphibious canine for domestic, uh...
Karl_Hungus_69@reddit
What are you, a Park Ranger, now?
JennySplotz@reddit
OMG otter dog!
yenozeno@reddit
You're not blowing!
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
Thatâs marvelous
SpaceHawk98W@reddit
"I vill bite off your jhonson, yes?!"
Karl_00_Hungus@reddit
Oh I know that dog
stuff_happens_again@reddit
From the beaver picture?
Karl_00_Hungus@reddit
The story is ludicrous
creamcitybrix@reddit
We believes in nuzzing, Lebarkski!!!
Big-Presence7349@reddit
Oh my god that is precious
HawkingTomorToday@reddit
Wow.
No-Ratio-3494@reddit
Iâll let the dog watch for an extra 100
irate_alien@reddit
And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, uh, an amphibious canine, for uh, you know, domestic, within the city-- that ain't legal either.
Worldly_Ad_6483@reddit
That dog ducking swims Dude. Iâve never been more certain of anything in my life!
Left-Escape@reddit
The Dog AbidesâŚ
LarYungmann@reddit
Polar Bear genes?
Mean-Lingonberry5374@reddit
Meanwhile Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii
sulimir@reddit
Crocodile in dogâs clothing
mjpfinger@reddit
This pooch is chillinâ or we need a couple puppy swimming lessonsâŚbut still .. looks hella relaxed/relaxing!!!!
Chrysalii@reddit
You brought a fucking Pomeranian swimming?
RugTiedMyName2Gether@reddit
That must be exhausing
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Fuckin dog has fuckin flippersâŚ
Napmanz@reddit
Oh, nice marmot.
VegasRefugee@reddit
What's this day of rest shit?! What's this bullshit?!
Bontkers@reddit
It donât matter to Jesus!!
Bontkers@reddit
Ze hund does not care!!
Sensitive_Mirror_472@reddit
dipshit with a 17-toed bitch
copperpin@reddit
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism but at least itâs an ethos.
SpringTour77@reddit
Youâre not blowingâŚ
53Hump@reddit
That must be exhausting
YUR_MUM@reddit
You brought the dog swimming?
Gilbey_32@reddit
Brought it swimming? I didnt bring his swimsuit, im not buying it a fuckint beer, heâs not taking your fuckin floaties dude
Mediocre-Catch9580@reddit
That must be exhausting
bartthetr0ll@reddit
He believes in nothing!
in_n_out_on_camrose@reddit
He doesnât care about anything
Budget_Chef_7642@reddit
That must be exhausting
Objective-Pin-1045@reddit
This guy fucking floats. Iâve never been more certain of anything in my life.
Aware-Courage1208@reddit
You can't board it it's hair falls out.
BlankSlate400@reddit
I think itâs a Pomeranian.
saucekingrich@reddit
Its got papers
saucekingrich@reddit
He doesnt care about nussing
steeler-nation@reddit
Ok_Breakfast5425@reddit
Must be exhausting
HolyLordGodHelpUsAll@reddit
friggin goldbricker believes in nuzzzzzing!