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Why were/are we so obsessed with prank phone calls?

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Corn_Beefies@reddit

I actually grew up in Longmont, no shit, we had this Potion Castle....
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gorilla-ointment@reddit

Hell yeah dude. R/longmontpotioncastle
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Corn_Beefies@reddit

Good to meet another connoisseur, who knows true prank call greatness.
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Corn_Beefies@reddit

I honest to God, grew up in Longmont Colorado. Makes it just a little more funny. LPC for life.
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Corn_Beefies@reddit

https://youtu.be/464i66_mgL4?si=j1ou-I9GXY9Mttop
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Filth_Pig_@reddit

I loved prank calls because me and my friends used to make prank calls all the time back before everyone had caller ID.  We were recording the calls too and had some greatest hits tapes that we would play for other friends. 
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Combatical@reddit

We did this too but now I'm starting to realize that we were basically the youtube "its just a prank bro" kids of yesteryear.
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Shigg1tyDiggity@reddit

Replying to phoenixember...depends on how malicious you were. I know ow one girl who would call around random white page people saying she met the dude at the bar and was calling to hook up. Pretty fucked up. We just did shit like troll our friends parents
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fartflavoredsweetart@reddit

I ordered pizzas, call girls, a tow truck and a septic repair truck to one of my classmates houses and I got arrested when I was 15
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Combatical@reddit

Yeah, I think I got carried away after a while. I think the worst one wasnt even a crank call on my part. I was around 13 or so and a old woman called our landline and asked for Freddie. I just pretended I was him because I was hyped up on mountain dew and a little shit... Anyway, I talked to her for an hour or so and we hung up. A few days later she called back, and again, I talked to her for a while. This went on for a few weeks. I dont know why I did it.. I guess I could fake a high road and say deep down I thought she needed someone to talk to but I'm not sure because one day I stopped answering. I still think about the ramifications of that shit.
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shewholaughslasts@reddit

I'm pretty sure our 'pranks' were mostly asking folks if their refrigerator was running. Nothing like the malicious pranks these days.
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schoolisuncool@reddit

We used to look for people selling toy poodles, and call them to buy one. We would act dumb asking if they did backflips and barked like the ones in front of the toy stores, pretending not to know that it was a real dog
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split_0069@reddit

Had some kids do this about 15 years ago when I was working at Taco Bell. Told them "no! Yall were supposed to be here an hour ago to fix this damn thing. Hurry up before we start losing product." They never prank called again.
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JudgeJuryEx78@reddit

867 was a local phone prefix. We called 867-5309 over and over and asked if Jenny was there until one day we callled and the number had been disconnected.
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LightboxRadMD@reddit

A couple years ago I called a place to order a pizza but must have dialed a number wrong because a tired woman, obviously woken from her sleep answered. I paused and stumbled for a second and she interrupted, "You trying to order a pizza? The # is 555-5556." I felt so bad because obviously this happened all the time. I hope she eventually changed her number.
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Whitetiger9876@reddit

Did you ever call QVC. I got on tv once. Lol. 
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Filth_Pig_@reddit

Haha, I do remember a kid in my town was rumored to have got on air.  I never made it.
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roadrunner00@reddit

That's why I used *69
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Kinky-Bicycle-669@reddit

I still think they're funny.. I work in a call center and part of me wishes I had heard more prank calls
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Ut_Prosim@reddit

Does anyone remember the phone service that would call you back? You'd dial a number and hang-up, and it would immediately call you back so you could see if your ringer worked. One of the funniest [but evil] pranks I ever pulled was when a friend of mine and I using this to inverse prank call his dad. The dad was a really cool guy, but also high strung. He'd get mad quick when fucked with. The thing wouldn't make a noise (not like a fax or anything) so he assumed he was getting pranked. After a few calls he got mad enough to *69 it. To our incredible luck, the call back service did not count on the records, so *69 gave him the number of the last actual caller (from hours earlier). He called the actual caller back and asked them to stop calling him. They understandably had no idea what he was talking about. They'd hang up, and we'd get the thing to call again. Dad would get mad and *69 again, and *69 would again give them the old caller's number. So in his mind he's 100% convinced it is this same family planning him. He'd call back and more forcefully demand they stop calling him, they'd deny if again, rinse and repeat. It went on a few more times until we heard him lose his shit and absolutally scream something like "*well it was probably your stupid fucking kid he was always a little asshole just like his fucking dad*" before slamming the receiver down. We didn't dare try again. As an adult I realize this was terrible and could have fucked up his friendships or business relations. :( But as a 13 year old asshole it was the funniest thing that has ever happened. _________ Poor dude ended up passing away about a decade ago... he was probably the coolest of all my friends dad's. RIP Rick, sorry for being such a little shit.
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Ginger_Snaps_Back@reddit

We used to look up the numbers for escort services in the phone book, and ask them absurd questions. Do you have any Siamese twins? I’m looking for a lady with a beard. What am I paying for, exactly? A date? Damn, for $200, she better not be *watching* the movie!
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instrangerswetrust@reddit

Lady with a beard sounds great.
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enoui@reddit

Found the Dwarf. Now we need an elf and 3 Hobbits.
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Esc1221@reddit

We would call sex phone line 800 numbers on the school payphone near the cafeteria. Then as some kid walked by, we would tell them the call is for them and hand them the phone. They were usually playing some introductory recording full of innuendo.
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PariahDS@reddit

We did this also using a school pay phone. 1-800-have-sex, hand the phone to a passerby, and watch them react. Oh the good ole days
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Phyzzx@reddit

I dated a girl as a result of a prank call, she was in a city too far away to make it last for teenagers though.
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shovel_kat@reddit

Jerky Boys was the shit. Just being young dumb anf easily amused.
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thehousewright@reddit

Pablo Honey?
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-Gravitron-@reddit

Come to Florida. Pablo Honey, we miss you! Washing your ass?
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Dude_man79@reddit

Speaking of "Pablo Honey", which came first, the Radiohead album or the Jerky Boys track?
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-Gravitron-@reddit

Radiohead named it after the Jerky Boys skit! According to Wikipedia: "The English rock band Radiohead named their debut album, Pablo Honey (1993), after a Jerky Boys sketch in which the caller poses as the victim's mother and says: "Pablo, honey? Please come to Florida." A sample of the sketch appears in the song "How Do You"." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jerky_Boys#:~:text=The%20English%20rock%20band%20Radiohead,song%20%22How%20Do%20You%22.
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MadcatFK1017@reddit

You keeping yourself clean, Pablo honey? 
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godofpewp@reddit

The Egyptian Magician?!
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SlimyPurpleMeteor@reddit

I need to dance, you fucker. Don’t you see it?
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RL_NeilsPipesofsteel@reddit

“GET BRETT WEIR, I SAID!!!L
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shovel_kat@reddit

"OKAY JERKY!"
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RL_NeilsPipesofsteel@reddit

“What do ya say, there, cisel-chest?”
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shewholaughslasts@reddit

Oh my glasses!
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ferropop@reddit

y'all ever check out the podcast with Johnny Brennan? He goes into the history and lore of all the most famous bits.
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crapballsfacefuck@reddit

Before Crank Yankers and Jerky Boys there was Mark Knopfler. Wore that tape out!
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SignificantTension7@reddit

The Jerky Boys
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schoolisuncool@reddit

My children are sick and throwing up, they are dying! And you talk about COUPON?! Fuuuuhuuck youuuu
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PissedPieGuy@reddit

It’s Frank Rizzo, open your fuckin ears jackass!
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orangereduction@reddit

FRANK RIZZO!
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Conscious-Agency-782@reddit

Frank Fuckin’ Rizzo. R-I-Z-Z-O!
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surewhynotokaythen@reddit

I didn't watch crank yankers as much as I did Sifl and Olly. Good times.
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MielikkisChosen@reddit

Because we all did it lol
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for_the_longest_time@reddit

I still am. If you haven’t yet, check out Longmont potion castle!
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shaqaroses@reddit

Cos that shit was fun
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HamboneBanjo@reddit

Let’s get together and paint each other up.
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lillychr14@reddit

Remember when you could actually pick up your phone when it rang?
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Agreeable-Win-614@reddit

Spooney Love from Up Above
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Javina1979@reddit

Y'all still are. I rode with my wife the other day and she listens to a couple different morning shows. I swear both of them she switched between in a 20 minute period they prank called someone. I'm a Jerky Boys stan so no hate.
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ah-mazia@reddit

We used to call two different Chinese restaurants/pizza places using 3-way and it was hilarious
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i_dream_of_zelda@reddit

In sixth grade my friend and I got in trouble by her mom for answering the phone “City Morgue, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em.” 💀💀 Prank calls were also super fun once we had three way and did that thing to block caller id, was it *68? *69? One of them lol
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bshr49@reddit

I have one about the Acme Abortion Agency. It’s so wrong😭
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zdavies78@reddit

Haha, I still answer my phone that way sometimes for shits and gigs
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CuriousRiver2558@reddit

“Craig, tell that girl to stop playing on my phone. I know it was her because I *69ed her and she hung up on me!” —Mrs. Jones in Friday 😂
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poofandmook@reddit

\*67. We still use it at work if we're needing to call a patient from our cell on a weekend or something.
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ObligationJumpy6415@reddit

Hell I still say that to a friend when she calls (not every time, just sporadically), and we still laugh over it 🤪
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fubo@reddit

[Vertical service codes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertical_service_code)! \*67 to block caller ID; \*69 calls back the last number that called you. *(Why'd you put your quarter down on me?)*
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Filth_Pig_@reddit

I think it was *67
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JakkSplatt@reddit

Yaaaaaaay! I can bring two of my friends!!!
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zeptillian@reddit

It was a different time. If we wanted to hear prank phone calls, we couldn't just go online and watch them on youtube, we had to make them ourselves. What else are you supposed to do while bored at 3:00AM on sleepover other than call classified ads to try and arrange emergency pur
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jasonhn@reddit

it was funny but I was also pretty stoned while watching it. when i was younger my friends and I would prank call people at sleepovers but it was pretty innocent 'is your fridge running ' stuff.
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Kenneth_Lay@reddit

Because although we had internet, there was no real shitposting site.
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Dense_Surround3071@reddit

Before Crank Yankers, there was The Jerky Boys. 😉👍
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GimmeFalcor@reddit

It was funny and we all prank called before caller id.
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Aspence22@reddit

"Yayyy I got mail!!!"
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JudgeJuryEx78@reddit

Because it's fun and it use to be possible.
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nhranger@reddit

YAY!
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Jokierre@reddit

Special Ed YAYYYY
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DirtFloorFabrication@reddit

Do you know any slow or special people?
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WhiskeyWithBoesky@reddit

I wanna go to Hawaii! Yay!
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SweatyPalmsSunday@reddit

They’re funny
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Nappykid77@reddit

Because we used to make crank calls too 🤣
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RazorPhishJ@reddit

Not prank calls but I also loved the first couple Adam Sandler CDs. Play with your cock and balls, talking goat, Hanukkah song, piece of shit car. Also love Dennis Learys no cure for cancer and locked and loaded
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djhazmatt503@reddit

In the late 80s and early 90s, when phonebooks had first and last names for couples (Stevens, Jim & Pam), and answering machines were a thing, we would call couples and if we got an answering machine, we'd be like "Hey Pam, I probably shouldn't reach out again but I can't stop thinking about last weekend." If not for our preteen voices, I'm pretty sure we would have caused a divorce or two.
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djhazmatt503@reddit

It felt illegal but safe, like not quite drugs but definitely more edgy than drawing a penis on page 69 of the history book
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captaintinnitus@reddit

I am old enough that i still have the original Tube Bar CD from Teenbeat Records. That’s where it all started. [here’s background](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tube_Bar_prank_calls) [here’s what it sounds like](https://youtu.be/fqM9NU7ds3k?si=ACNPzt_ZkZOZznGg)
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Jazz-a-spell-8124@reddit

The mailroom ones. Hilarious! The older mailroom supervisor- “you should have sent it sooner” “don’t be talking trash, don’t be talking trash!!!”
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Far-Adhesiveness-740@reddit

Honey, honey, honey.  Show me The Jerky Boys!!
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Stormy261@reddit

We used to prank call the operator from the phone booth. One time, the operator screamed that she knew who we were and was going to call our parents. We hung up and RAN! We thought there must be cameras in the booth. 🤦‍♀️ We stopped pranking the operator, so her scare tactic worked!
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garrando@reddit

Its the Truth
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AngryEmpath79@reddit

It all started with The Jerky Boys 😂
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docious@reddit

Unrelated but reminded me of this gem https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8?si=1Y5jHQ65XaUpv54P
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MLDaffy@reddit

People on TikTok now get paid to do this type of stuff. They hire some girl to call their men to prank them and see if they'll cheat. I find it extremely weird. Wife was watching it like what the hell...
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j_dick@reddit

The helmet character from Crank Yankers looks like Pete Davidson.
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MrPeriodblood@reddit

Did anyone else have a guy named Joblowme Haywood in their phone book? Backwards it is Haywood Joblowme and me and my friends would spend every weekend trying to crank call this guy only to realize years later it was most likely fake.
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8sHappen@reddit

Adam Sandler CDs as well.
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3rdShiftSecurity@reddit

Piece of Shit Car is a banger!
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lolsalmon@reddit

fuckin’ rat for a gas cap!
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Independent-Two-719@reddit

Can't forget Fonejacker
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FrankReynolds@reddit

I used to prank two public access shows in my area (Twin Cities, early/mid-90's) called Hard Corner and Talkin' About Stuff. I was a real rascal.
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royalewithcheese79@reddit

Get Brett Ware I said!
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DarthSangwich@reddit

I’m still reciting Jerky lines!!
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The_Hylian_Loach@reddit

Well can I sue you? SUE ME? WHY? For the punitive damages that you are causing me.
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shoepolishsmellngmf@reddit

Fruity ass bastard
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Red_Bearded_Bandit@reddit

I use to answer the phone. "Leon's Medical Cadavers. We ship em so you can stick em." In my best NYC accent.
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libgentech@reddit

I never watched it. Those doll faces messed with me
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LetsHookUpSF@reddit

Because we didn't have the internet to troll people.
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megadethage@reddit

Because we could get away with it. Now you call the wrong person who gets psycho pissed, and the cops will kick your door down after they easily locate you.
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randomly421@reddit

I wonder if Special Ed was an influence of the SML character Jeffy.
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Old-Rice_NotLong4788@reddit

Yeahhhhhhhhh!
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travturn@reddit

Because it was before you knew the number of who was calling and it could be hilarious. #hotmops
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Slater_8868@reddit

My boss said some very awful things. And I fell down the stairs, and my shoes fell off. And I feel very hurt about this. Did you injure your body as well? Well my head was bashed apart.
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AceLockeHenge@reddit

On summer break in the late 80s I would pretty much pick a random number from the phone book and make them my prank call victim.
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moonroots64@reddit

I don't know why, but being on the phone makes it so much funnier. Harmless prank also, no one gets hurt. My buddy would call in an order, and then remove each item one by one. "I want a bacon double cheeseburger deluxe. But, hold the tomato. Actually hold the onions and pickles too. And, no lettuce. Let's take off one of those patties. No cheese. Hold the bacon. No bun. Annnnd, hold that second patty also."
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Xtreemjedi@reddit

Because caller ID and fast people search didn't exist, and *69 cost money.
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NachoNachoDan@reddit

Crank Yankers always felt like a less-funny ripoff of Jerky Boys.
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shoepolishsmellngmf@reddit

It was more like PG13. The Boys were all in.
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Blaze_556@reddit

the spoony love orders flowers bit was out of pocket though
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Ok_Researcher_9796@reddit

I used to have a couple tapes of the Jerky Boys. Totally hilarious stuff.
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MadeMeStopLurking@reddit

*hello, I am calling because, your daughter, she kick my dog.*
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Dragoon7748@reddit

I wasnt. Hated these shows. Couldnt stand people that did this.
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Dragonfly-Adventurer@reddit

I tried making prank phone calls in middle school and it was super uncomfortable and then I wound up thinking these shows were really uncomfortable too.
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Transplanted_Cactus@reddit

Same. I hate most "pranks." It can be funny if it's someone you know well, and it's low stakes and you *know* they'll find it funny. Pranking strangers? Not even remotely funny.
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astrid28@reddit

It was that or drugs. Lol
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Notebook47@reddit

It was so exhilarating! I just made my teenage son watch Serial Mom with me and the scenes where Kathleen Turner makes harassing phone calls and switches between her gruff voice and mom voice are amazing. He was laughing but didn't think it was realistic in the year 2024. My best prank call was to a friend's parents when I was in college (I had a grown up voice, not a kid's voice which made the possibilities for real mischief endless). They walked their dog every evening and went through a school playground in their neighborhood. I pretended to be a school administrator asking them to stop walking their dog through the playground because they weren't scooping after their dog (I have no idea if they were or weren't bagging poop). Things got heated and I remember shouting "think of the children!" And "the poop must stop!" All the girls in my hall were dying of laughter after my stellar performance. My friend called her parents to let them know it was a prank and they were assembling an angry mob with pitchforks to take on the school board. Ugh. I don't think I've reached that high ever again in my life.
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ImprovementCapable15@reddit

That show was so good
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Blessedbeauty87@reddit

"That's Torence,Torrrrr...r"
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Briscuso@reddit

Because if you *69 it was a crime you could easily get away with, even if the person had caller ID.
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narfulgarfunk@reddit

She gots to have a badunka dunk booty
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NickLoner@reddit

I remember getting in a lot of trouble as a kid when me and my friend pranked someone his parents knew who happened to be a cop who had just gotten home from his father's funeral (we didn't know that). He was understandably pissed. We kept him up all night pranking him over and over until... He started calling back and eventually got my mom on the line. That is how we found out about the existence of *69 lol
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PupEDog@reddit

Crank Yankers was good stuff though, in terms of comedic value.
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Cisru711@reddit

I went to school with a lot of dipshits. Upsetting others for your amusement is one of the lamest forms of entertainment.
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shoepolishsmellngmf@reddit

I'm goin to Hawaii....Yay!
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Voluntary_Perry@reddit

Also, Roy D. Mercer
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TortugaTetas@reddit

Batman, Batman, Batman plays in my head weekly. Wayne Manor.
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TheBugSmith@reddit

Cause there was no Internet
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NoHeat7014@reddit

We used to call two 7/11s and conference call them. They would think each other called the other and cuss each other out. That was entertainment for my teenage years.
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pojospages@reddit

That’s hilarious 🤣🤣
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Sisterinked@reddit

Crank Yankers, man. It was so funny. I don’t even know why.
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Nobodys_Loss@reddit

I was just wondering what Frank Rizzo has been up to these days?
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Informal_Border8581@reddit

I remember pretending to call the White House once as a kid to freak my mother out. I just picked up the payphone and dialed random numbers without paying and she really thought I was prank calling the President.
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Competitive-Case-385@reddit

The phone was new to us
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NDaDome@reddit

Lol the one where the guy is calling phone sex number while puking
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NDaDome@reddit

Haha we are assholes
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ElectricSnowBunny@reddit

Jerky Boys, Howard Stern show, Tom Cipriano, people pranking The Washington Journal on CSPAN, the tube bar tapes...it's just all such great trolling. I remember getting scared because someone threatened to star 69 us, so we'd go to payphones by the school with quarters we got for selling chromies, and just flip through the phone book for random victims.
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boreddissident@reddit

Bart Simpson I think
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AwkwardFactor84@reddit

Because they are hilarious. https://youtu.be/jknzpykvw3g?si=-QOAZxqjfDuXOsfM This is my favorite
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LordLaz1985@reddit

Because it was possible.
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often_awkward@reddit

I think it started with the Jerky Boys long before Crank Yankers. We also didn't have a whole lot else to do.
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giraffemoo@reddit

There wasn't anything else to do to entertain ourselves. Phone numbers were more public back then, you could just look up your friends and classmates in a phone book.
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Ill_Athlete_7979@reddit

I wasn’t really into that show or the jerky boys. What I did enjoy though was Jim Florentine’s Terrorizing Telemarketers as his victims were not just random innocent people.
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Crayola_ROX@reddit

Jerky boys ruined crank yankers for me. Never found them funny
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cheffartsonurfood@reddit

We did that as kids. It was fun but picking up dogshit with a breadbag-glove and smooshing it under car door handles was more fun.
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erino3120@reddit

I need my shoes and my glasses. So I have them
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erino3120@reddit

I still scream “I’m going to Hawaii yayyyyyyyy”
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klsi832@reddit

[Phunny Fone!](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjIlzYE7IwOQbe7ufdhHWaDYWlZDN6hLo&si=vd0itrcRbI4TowMB)
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Spectre_Mountain@reddit

I listen to Arnold calls all the time!
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vinsite@reddit

350 pieces? What the fuck? Pounds baby!
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iSkiBC@reddit

Piss clams and ass nipples
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vinsite@reddit

He would tie me up at high tide and let the fishes eat at me.
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Substantial-North136@reddit

I don’t know liver lips maybe if you weren’t such a fruity ass and let speak to Frank Rizzo then we can talk.
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RL_NeilsPipesofsteel@reddit

Howard Stern Show and the Jerky Boys
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BigPoppaStrahd@reddit

Bart Simpson too
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The_Spectacle@reddit

I ate my brother!
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Frosty_Cloud_2888@reddit

Because it was entertainment for us and it’s something we did.
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jaymoney1@reddit

Simpsons did it
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CouldBeRaining@reddit

I blame Bart Simpson!
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Spartan04@reddit

I never was really a fan of prank calls. We had someone prank calling our house, and several others in the neighborhood, when I was a kid and it wasn’t some lighthearted prank or anything, they said some awful things and called multiple times over several days. It honestly was more harassment than a prank. I think one of the people in the neighborhood did report it to the phone company to get it to stop. After that nonsense I never cared for prank calls.
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peekaboooobakeep@reddit

My grandmother encouraged this behavior from us. She'd sit and laugh and laugh.
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Embarrassed-Hat7218@reddit

I still love them. When I need a good laugh, I like to go on YouTube and listen to Richard Simmons (RIP) prank calling a redneck.
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Scary-Ad9646@reddit

Boom boom chick boom, yay!
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MaddyKet@reddit

We didn’t have the internet and we couldn’t choose which tv shows or movies to watch, the cable channels decided that for us.
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BaldEagleRising17@reddit

Should I bring my fuckin tools?
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ugajeremy@reddit

We'd call the local skating rink asking for "Bubba". "Yeah, ya'll know Bubba - he's back there making out with his cousin". Why that was funny is beyond me.
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poofandmook@reddit

to this day, my husband and I still say "shut up!! shut up shut up shut up. shut up you! yoooou fucking guy!" from the Your Daughter Kicked my Dog call.
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IForgotThePassIUsed@reddit

When I was 12 I went to the Mall with this dude I was friends with and his parents and my mom gave me $20. We went to The Wall Music Store and I'm looking at tapes and I end up at the very end and find the Comedy section. EVERYTHING we talked about in school was there - Andrew Dice Clay, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and of course - Prank phone call tapes The Jerky Boys and The Ballbusters. My friend John in my class told me the Ballbusters were like 10x funnier than the Jerky Boys and if I had a chance, check it out. So I bought the tape and had it in my walkman while we walked around the mall. within 20 mins and about 4 skits in, I was laughing so hard I was sobbing tears and the guy Pete I was there with was all "DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE EMBARASSING" and all I could do is belt out more teary eyed laughter. Eventually he stopped being a dick about it and listened to it and loved it so I made him a copy of the tape. It for years became a pretty cool hilarious thing to bust out at sleepovers and parties.
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Educational_Loan_752@reddit

I still haven't paid Columbia House for my Jerk Boys cos.
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Asleep_Onion@reddit

hey u/columbiahouse, this is the guy right here!
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reddit-eat-my-dick@reddit

I was intrigued more so by groups like PLA although not so much for the crank calls.
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JasonGD1982@reddit

I remember reading their stuff. They had some cool little adventures.
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dcchillin46@reddit

I was just rewatching workaholics last week and they had 1 line early in the series about this. I had completely forgotten about it until then. Then I see this today 😅
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XFrankXGrimesX@reddit

I don't know where I found this one but I listened to this constantly (famously the inspiration behind Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe). Then someone gave me an Nth generation dub of the Mark Knopfler calls, which I assume to be from the mid-late 80s. Wild how this sort of shit circulated underground before the internet https://preview.redd.it/mbf19u0uo4ed1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bdb2c7a063f003ef033dcbd67d1bf1f9ff4dc2c
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larryb78@reddit

Quality crank calls never get old. Even the tube bar calls from the 80s that inspired the Simpsons still hold up
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SlapHappyDude@reddit

I'll admit that I always found them super annoying.
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bud_4z0@reddit

Is that one in the yellow hat Pete Davidson?
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phoenixember@reddit

It was the way that people could be trolls before internet trolling was really a thing.
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higgy98@reddit

I never found it funny even when I was younger. Never appealed to me at all.
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Any-Extension9606@reddit

The only fun we had
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hello_fellow-kids@reddit

We had absolutely nothing better to do.
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HeroOnTheHalfShell@reddit

Which came first, actually?
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sbernardjr@reddit

Jerky Boys, by many years
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the_kevlar_kid@reddit

We weren't You were
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epidemicsaints@reddit

Sadism + a love for the absurd. Mostly sadism though.
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