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Famous Faces

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Abject-Western7594@reddit

Shit I have those same glasses. https://preview.redd.it/hbvtbx0wsicd1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=919a990b1849f488b7c5ecd76c0caef32380e597
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Flobletombus@reddit

360 noscope on Harris. Without a scope so you don't actually hit her because nothing ever happens
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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

This must be a sign.
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

I don’t think it is, but now I want new glasses.😂
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justaMikeAftonfan@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/wkgrst7lzicd1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b80f2bee8664f5a72e6523c84c67908109f9d36 Consider a pair like this
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penileerosion@reddit

Fuck, I have those in silver
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njaana@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/eivtwucyfkcd1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57b7432b8e445f3aeeaaad6ace907d7441a593b This is better
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imjustgoose@reddit

My day has been made 🛐 Love seeing this freaky lil guy!
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njaana@reddit

Immmmmjussssstgoooooseeeeeeee
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imjustgoose@reddit

Have you been looking at the chats between myself and puzzle_kinq himself?? I wonder what riddle you had to solve to find them 😩
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AsianCivicDriver@reddit

That’s the Dahmer glasses
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ArtsyAksel@reddit

I have glasses like this
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Natasha_Gears@reddit

I used to wear frames like these all the time , then the jeffery dahmer documentary came out and everyone in work told me I looked like a fat version of him
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Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit

A well fed dahmer.
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WolfieTooting@reddit

I bet Jeffrey was embarrassed
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MausBomb@reddit

Well that just means that you are good at it.
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madmelgibson@reddit

Are those the Hinckley frames?
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Emergency-Leather364@reddit

.PDF franes
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

Dude wtf😂. Definetly not those.
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no_4@reddit

They'd work if you grew a thin mustache.
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TheFrenchSavage@reddit

But I won't be able to enter a public library anymore! Or walk past a school.
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no_4@reddit

I am a sovereign citizen, your "court order" to stay 500 ft away from "any place a reasonable person would expect children to congregate" do not apply to mmeeee!!!
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TheFrenchSavage@reddit

"I'm not driving, I'm traaaaaaveling. Common law, suckaz."
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TheFrenchSavage@reddit

Because you need more accuracy?
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

😭No, I don’t want to be compared to a terrorist.
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TheFrenchSavage@reddit

If you don't have a gigantic chin, then you are in the clear. If you have a gigantic chin, well, time to change glasses.
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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Good strategy. Hold those demons back.
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FuckYouNotHappening@reddit

Post face
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/errdlxrzvlcd1.png?width=2316&format=png&auto=webp&s=f6f038509dd89dcf29f4a61c0f0ee7e52ecb79ca Felt cute, might delete later.
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Timekeeper98@reddit

Why isn’t this picture blurry since you took it without your glasses on?
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

I am near sighted from the copius amounts of videogames I played as a kid.
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Timekeeper98@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/fnrgsa2ifjcd1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d871a01891cc97f7a2be78514bc5349a2d6e4f95 Same. Even the thick lenses and the style. Those dang video games ruining our eyes.
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

I wasted so much time doing nothing but playing videogames because of my helicopter Gen X parents. IRL is so much better.
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shag-a-rug@reddit

Helicopter Gen X is a phrase I've never seen before. Your parents were lost before you were ever born.
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

Well I am coining it because about a year ago I started working and I realized how much they controlled every aspect of my life. It is nice to be out in the real world, it is a lot of fun making friends and learning new things.
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ski-person@reddit

Not NGMI
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PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS@reddit

I am begging you to get rid of them. These are peak neckbeard/school shooter glasses.
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

Why is that? What attracts horrible people to thin frames?
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PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS@reddit

No idea. I wouldn't even say it's all horrible people, just sad, pathetic people for the most part. I'd imagine most of these people don't really care much about their appearance for a variety of reasons.
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0oozymandias@reddit

Do they actually look that bad, though? Surely they're better than the thick nerd glasses
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PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS@reddit

They aren't. Thick nerd glasses are trendy. Thin frames were cool back in like, the early-mid 2000's. They've been out of style for a while now.
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ballsack-hunter@reddit

This is no longer true. I’m 25 and people my age and younger have been leaning towards more rounded but thin wire frames. The cycle has changed. Thick nerdy glasses look too 2010s now not gonna lie. Super outdated right now.
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PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS@reddit

I'm 27 man, I get what you're saying but the new thin frames are way different from the rectangular school shooter ones.
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Panichord@reddit

I'm sorry to tell you old man but 27 is basically boomer age when it comes to trends.
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PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS@reddit

Oh I'm aware, the guy I responded to was 25, so not too far from me was my point lmao.
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ballsack-hunter@reddit

Well yeah I was just sticking up for better looking thin frames. No way you’d catch me wearing what the shooter is wearing in the post lol
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AKaeruKing@reddit

Where were you yesterday evening?
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

Sweating my balls off in Texas after Beryl.
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Softspokenclark@reddit

in that case fuck centerpoint
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

and Entergy, they both suck.
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Bazwift@reddit

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/gtculgmpijcd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdfb134859d478c8c758e358f10b520a69d2ec2d
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unsealedglint89@reddit

Get out of here with your stupid cat
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

![img](gtculgmpijcd1)
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TVLL@reddit

FBI! This guy over here too!
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WolfieTooting@reddit

You also have some half eaten naan bread
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KebabLife2@reddit

Bro those are fucking ashtrays
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Abject-Western7594@reddit

I got a big head.
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Mesarthim1349@reddit

Honestly dude just get jacked as fuck and you can pull anything off.
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Wings4514@reddit

“Doing this will get girls to talk to me!”
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PlzDontBanMe2000@reddit

More specifically Jodie Foster
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Wings4514@reddit

For this generation, it’d be Sydney Sweeney
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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

There's plenty of girls in the after life. Im kidding, girls dont go to heaven. https://preview.redd.it/90p7g75guicd1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd287dfd5a50000becd9c80848043b5d0b376fcc
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Wings4514@reddit

So he’s gonna get topped in the afterlife?
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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Yes
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BlackICEE32oz@reddit

[Tipped and then topped? Topped and then tipped?](https://youtu.be/43MO5wLZ7M8?si=M8CTEthRvC9uq_p7)
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Leon1408@reddit

We all will
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mamamiaspicy@reddit

If only he converted to Islam and actually made an accurate shot, be would be drowning in virgins after such a righteous jihad
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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Women in heaven is haram
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Various-Positive4799@reddit

Virgin women is halal
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EnchantedSpider@reddit

not women, prostitutes
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WolfieTooting@reddit

The friendliest kind of women
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bluedragon8633@reddit

That's the exact motivation of the guy who shot Reagan.
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Diche_Bach@reddit

Wide forehead with hypertelorism; possible frontal bossing (camera angle prevents sufficient assessment). Initial investigations reported by media indicate social isolation, loneliness, low self-esteem. Reported history of "bullying" in young adult institutional educational settings suggests vulnerability to anxiety, depression and post-traumatic stress disorder. Suspected role in attempted assassination of polarizing Orange Figure suggests a probable history of conduct disorder, or more likely oppositional defiant disorder. Subject likely suffered from Schizoid Personality Disorder or perhaps Schizotypal Personality Disorder. Very likely a regular on either /pol/ and/or /leftypol/
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PlzDontBanMe2000@reddit

We need to send this mf to /r/truerateme
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rustydingdong5@reddit

Looked like he had millions of Reddit karma
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inspectoroverthemine@reddit

> "existential threats to democracy" Remind me 1 year!
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Mister_Squibbles@reddit

Upside down big candy corn head go pew pew pew
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Diche_Bach@reddit

Basically, yes.
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TheJohnMack@reddit

Poster child formal alcohol syndrome
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PlzDontBanMe2000@reddit

I just saw that the Oxford shooter is trying to claim that he had FAS and that’s why he shot up the school and was trying to use it as a mitigating factor in sentencing, and another school shooter, I think it was the parkland guy, also claimed the same thing. 
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TheEvilestPenguin@reddit

I can't unsee this now
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TouristFew4907@reddit

kid added a can of gasoline to the already burning flame of political controversy and polarization in the US
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CheetohChaff@reddit

It doesn't matter if this causes a civil war because it basically won Trump the presidency. Once he's president he can use the military to crush any revolutions.
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klonkish@reddit

I really don't get why everyone is saying this. Who is on the fence, and would be swayed by this? It literally does not affect Trump's policies or whatever he said before the event.
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ScootaliciousScooter@reddit

There’s tons of people who are gonna turn 18/are already 18 before the elections who are gonna be swayed to vote for him because of the fist in the air after being shot. There is A LOT of stupid people out there.
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klonkish@reddit

> fist in the air after being shot That's also something that baffles me. Why is someone displaying reckless levels of lack of self-preservation levels vote-worthy? In literally every other similar events, the target is immediately taken to the ground and dragged away. Trump literally took his shoes back and fist bumped the air before leaving...
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_arc360_@reddit

It shows strength, people like that in a leader
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nyoomers@reddit

You say strength, I say stupidity...
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PlzDontBanMe2000@reddit

Well I say you’re stupid. 
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CheetohChaff@reddit

It shows confidence, but plenty of people are overly confidant. If he had gotten shot after doing the fist pump, everyone would be calling him a total idiot right now.
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Killzone3265@reddit

because, by design, teaching and learning critical thinking has been shattered to bits
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bgovern@reddit

Trump is already ahead in the 18-34 demographic by double digits. That picture just lost Biden any hope of getting that back. The only good news for Biden is that it makes it harder for his party do dump him in the short term.
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PlzDontBanMe2000@reddit

Where are you getting that number from? I’m not seeing anywhere that says Trump is ahead even at all with the youngsters. 
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The_Shittiest_Meme@reddit

literally the opposite what
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watsagoodusername@reddit

I can also pull numbers out of my ass. There is no world where Trump is ahead of Biden in the younger voters you delusional hillbilly
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AtomicNick47@reddit

Young people don’t vote.
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PlzDontBanMe2000@reddit

A good amount of them did last election. They kept being told “if you don’t get out and vote Donald Drumpf is going to become the new Hitler and make being black or gay illegal so if you care about human rights you have to vote” and it must have worked on some people
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boxxybrownn@reddit

There ARE a lot of stupid people out there, including those that can't differentiate between is/are.
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ScootaliciousScooter@reddit

Thank God I never claimed to be smart.
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insufficientokay@reddit

Eat shit and die.
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xschuxX@reddit

You askin or you tellin? Cuz nobody tells boxy brown
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Viceroy-421@reddit

![gif](giphy|lM2PN0t1ACbDO)
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Lazarous86@reddit

What I don't understand is why they keep saying there will be a civil war if either wins. It's idiotic. It's a presidential election. Vote, accept the results, and move on. 
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SeriousGains@reddit

People are coming out of the woodwork to support him vocally after this. As a quiet supporter I’m very motivated to be open and public with my support. The Democrats only angle was to get Trump supporters to hide in fear so they felt like the “fringe minority” when in fact that’s not the case.
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Commercial-Tea-8428@reddit

Agreed. I wasn’t the biggest fan of him but between the attempt on his life and every social media site now being an obvious leftist wack job circlejerk, he’s gaining a lot of favor
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CheetohChaff@reddit

Are you unironically saying that people should vote for Trump to own the Libs?
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Commercial-Tea-8428@reddit

Should they? No. Will they? Undoubtedly
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ski-person@reddit

Agree comrade! https://preview.redd.it/9bcp81dmclcd1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b405b2447a27e91197991cf93494d862a8b18de
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CheetohChaff@reddit

MAGAS RISE UP
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gunsmith123@reddit

My own boomer mother, whose political opinion typically seems to mirror that of Sam Seder’s, told me today that she is okay with Trump being president now. “Everything is fucked anyway.”
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Horrid-Torrid85@reddit

Just look at the memes that go around right now. One side can't walk stairs without falling, the other side screams fight after getting shot at. Optics work.
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CheetohChaff@reddit

I bet plenty of people who wouldn't otherwise have voted for Trump will now do so as a form of protest against the assassination attempt. Also Trump supporters who would vote for Trump but wouldn't have voted might now be invigorated to do so.
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Blart_Vandelay@reddit

every vote can count in swing states. it will give him a boost to his voter turn out especially among younger voters (older conservatives vote more consistently than the sun rises). The only thing that possibly hampers this is that we're still ~4 months out.
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Rybocephus@reddit

Soyboys just complain on reddit, they don't exercise their right to bear arms.
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angelis0236@reddit

You gonna shoot down a predator drone?
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DumbNTough@reddit

The Predator drone pilot walks to his mailbox in the morning like everyone else.
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derp_cakes98@reddit

That’s such a dumb fucking reply. As if the pilots walk around with their nametag. Bro why are people afraid of gunz? Just shot dem’ before they pick up their gun DUH I lost brain cells reading that, then major depression when 200 people thought that was witty and upvoted
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ReVaas@reddit

Drone pilots don't advertise they're drone pilots
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DumbNTough@reddit

Oh, shit. Well I guess there's no other way to find out.
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TheOnlyAtlas@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/gmuff0mi1ncd1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9016faece9e57aef5d7007f05feb971b8cf45f
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ModelTanks@reddit

Japan Anon wonders why its US written constitution doesn’t include right to bear arms. Hmmm
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ProTrader12321@reddit

That predator drone requires power, fuel, and munitions. All of those require critical infrastructure that can be easily interfered with.
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angelis0236@reddit

We manage just fine in other countries, I think that we can wage war on our turf much easier.
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ProTrader12321@reddit

That's because those resources to wage war come from here. Substations, sewage lifting stations, petroleum refineries, cement production facilities. All of these are critical infrastructure, we can wage war elsewhere because the infrastructure for that war is brought from here over there. There's only a handful of places in the US that the military has decent stockpiles of equipment. But the people that manage that equipment still need to eat and drink and shit like everyone else.
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angelis0236@reddit

Jesus you're delusional. Nobody wins this meat grinder scenario anyways. Guerilla warfare against every piece of critical infrastructure in the US would take an insane amount of time or coordination to pull off. There are multiple bases in every state, even in a heavily crippled state our war machine could march on for a long time.
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ProTrader12321@reddit

The power grid is made up of smaller individual grids with little in the way of interconnections. Each sub grid consists of power generation facilities, transmission lines, sub stations and smaller lower voltage distribution lines. You don't have to destroy every single powerplant, line, and substation. You only need to sever one of those. You know those large power transmission towers you sometimes see off the highways. They usually operate at hundreds of kilovolts, and carry enough power to sustain entire cities and the military bases within them. All you really need is an hour, an angle grinder, a few extra metal cutting disks and a bunch of batteries and you can bring that tower town. Guess what, the generation and consumers would be cut off. The same is true with most other forms of critical infrastructure. You might remember in 2022 the Moore County substation attack was an event that left 40,000 people without power and was carried out by a single individual with one rifle. You clearly don't understand how vulnerable critical infrastructure is. Again, the guys that fly those predator drones need to eat, drink, and shit too.
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angelis0236@reddit

Power grids (outside of Texas) are redundant here in the states. Taking one piece cripples that area but doesn't take it all out. Otherwise Houston would have Texas dark right now.
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Xxyz260@reddit

https://i.postimg.cc/6Wh528yS/2A.jpg
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angelis0236@reddit

They aren't outnumbered 10-1 and one tank takes as many ar-15s as you want unless your plan is to gum the gears with viscera. And you don't find the drone pilot lol thinking you can take on the US military because you have the right to bear arms it's just like the percentage of men who think they can fight a grizzly.
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WhenceYeCame@reddit

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fmi068oha54cd1.jpeg
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RiguezCR@reddit

yeah buddy im sure you and your ar15 will surely be able to get those f22s!
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shjahaha@reddit

Bros never heard of guerilla warfare 😭
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RiguezCR@reddit

buddy larp all you want, unless the military personnel themselves revolt, civies won't do shit
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shjahaha@reddit

Honestly it's possible though, a group of civies stormed the capital 3 years ago, sure it was non violent but a violent revolt isn't out of the question.
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RiguezCR@reddit

if the military wanted the jan 6 crowd dead they'd have died
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shjahaha@reddit

I'm aware of that
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Conch-Republic@reddit

The election is 4 months away. People will have long forgotten about this.
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CheetohChaff@reddit

The bloody fist pic is going to be milked dry by the Trump campaign and Trump supporters, especially closer to the election.
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Altruistic_Settler@reddit

They will never let him take office. They can mail in all the votes they need.
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CheetohChaff@reddit

Who is "they"?
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Tireless_AlphaFox@reddit

Not really
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TypeRiot@reddit

Why do all you chimpanzees think that Trump will win again? He was dog shit in his four years in office, he’s not getting another one.
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Hook_Swift@reddit

Because as we know, the authoritarian repression of revolt never backfires and always works out
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KNDBS@reddit

I mean not necessarily, there’s been tons of revolts that have gotten successfully suppressed.
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CheetohChaff@reddit

I bet the Chinese government has stopped plenty of revolts before they were even visible to regular people.
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LeiningensAnts@reddit

> it basically won Trump the presidency. Yup, it's absolutely in the bag for Team Trump. Everyone knows if your candidate gets shot at, your vote gets counted as ten votes. Republicans won't even *need* any ratfucking this election season!
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CheetohChaff@reddit

Trump supporters (actual and potential) are absolutely the kinds of people to vote for someone because they did a stupidly macho thing. Most of Trump's "platform" (or lack thereof) is actually bad for working class people, but they vote for him specifically because they're not basing their decision on policies.
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Jadeku2003@reddit

Why do you think that? This is not Russia or North Korea. Just because he's commander in chief, he can't nuke San Francisco. His military power is exterior only, He can't put the troops on the streets without political and criminal consequences. And it's not like he just put soldiers around DC. There are many bases around the country, and don't forget the FBI. It's impossible to do a coup. This isn't post-war and depression Germany and Italy.
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CheetohChaff@reddit

Have you been following the supreme court ruling about presidential immunity? A lot of smart and qualified people (including at least one of the supreme court justices) have said that the ruling gives any president the power to order the military to kill anyone they want (including their domestic political rivals) without being criminally prosecuted. The justices in support of the ruling have responded to a lot of criticisms like that, but they've never definitively denied that one. That doesn't necessarily mean that any president will ever use that power, but they could, and I wouldn't put it past someone like Trump. Also keep in mind that the realistic threat of using that power will probably deter a lot of people from revolting in the first place.
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CATEMan17@reddit

u think the military are robots willing to kill anything they are told to kill?
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BKayTheGreat@reddit

Not yet, but literally killbots are in development
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Paladin-Steele36@reddit

Ur fucking spun bro
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BKayTheGreat@reddit

Legal meth only for me. You’re in [denial or ignorant](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/21/us/politics/ai-drones-war-law.html)
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Paladin-Steele36@reddit

Misread, thought you said "They are already killbots in development" in reference to soldiers. Also dont care, Black Ops 2 Raul Menendez Yada yadan
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BeterBiperBeppers@reddit

You really think an ACTUAL civil war is gonna happen? 😭😭we don’t live in a movie bud
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KNDBS@reddit

Wouldn’t every single head of state anywhere use their nation’s military to crush revolutions tho?.
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Timely_Purpose_8151@reddit

>use the military to crush any revolutions. Like it's that easy. You have bever seen sectarian violence or it's aftermath. A civil war would be incredibly bloody and disastrous for all involved.
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TurretLimitHenry@reddit

The US military wouldn’t turn on US citizens easily.
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caballosedoso@reddit

Im not sure bc he was shot by a white incell boy and not by a democrat hitman.
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HumbleContribution58@reddit

Lol, given how politics move these days I doubt anyone will even be talking about this come election day unless there's a prolonged period of retaliations, especially since it's come out that he was a registered Republican. So either this will be yet another Historically Significant incident that winds up not having a real impact or politics or it will set in motion an escalating chain of events that completely dwarf it in their impact.
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TouristFew4907@reddit

I'd say regardless, this situation would only raise the Republicans guards out of fear that their ideology gets stamped out. Along with that, they are also likely to have less trust on differing political parties such as democrats because they would think that people are out there to get them.
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TheEpicCoyote@reddit

I swear to god every other redditor is parroting the same line over and over
View on Reddit #30897629

TouristFew4907@reddit

Who
View on Reddit #30897838

WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

This timeline is the lesser of gasoline cans
View on Reddit #30919704

Godisdeadbutimnot@reddit

I can only imagine how many awkward white boys with glasses are being bullied by their middle school peers after this
View on Reddit #30918777

BullimicButterfly@reddit

I mean if they risk the chance of another school shooting
View on Reddit #30921535

Godisdeadbutimnot@reddit

You’re the problem
View on Reddit #30943347

BullimicButterfly@reddit

i looked like that photo 10 years ago so yes
View on Reddit #30943619

Godisdeadbutimnot@reddit

Wait now I’m confused because I also looked like that photo ten years ago, and I remember being called a “school shooter” because of it, but obviously neither of us ever shot up a school
View on Reddit #30943818

BullimicButterfly@reddit

i was called that a few times but im not american so guns arent that easy to get, last shooting here was with a crossbow lol but i guess i didnt give a shit about social norms or my physical appearance, nor liked sports so thats the average look of being a loser. Honestly you cant scape with glasses, in the 00's i was harry potter because they were a bit rounded, a school shooter for squared ones years later, and now im Jeffrey Dahmer
View on Reddit #30944796

Godisdeadbutimnot@reddit

Lmao we’ve had identical lives it seems, also “crossbow” tells me you’re in britain, poor john hunt
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BullimicButterfly@reddit

Wtf there was recently another kill by crossbow, i guess it is the new meta Na im from spain, a 13 years old in barcelona killed a few years ago a teacher with a crossbow and a machete, 4 injured too
View on Reddit #30956627

Godisdeadbutimnot@reddit

Jeez, who knew crossbow murders were so common?
View on Reddit #30956720

jarlballin6969@reddit

I want to post my favorite picture I have of his face in the comments but I just got off a week ban lmao.
View on Reddit #30954613

nChilDofChaoSn@reddit

Found this post 2 posts above this one https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/s/FWcqj7M8d5
View on Reddit #30951501

AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

I cant come up with a creative post title for this so im posting it here https://preview.redd.it/7eia9zcrticd1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d520ae66661b190c67639a65dde77991216d117
View on Reddit #30881730

ModelTanks@reddit

School shooter physiognomy.
View on Reddit #30949527

morbidnihilism@reddit

who's the right guy? /gen
View on Reddit #30884221

Gfish06@reddit

Patrick cruises. The 2019 El Paso shooter, known for being so hideous, that he spawned the “chudjak” face
View on Reddit #30884514

DagonG2021@reddit

That doesn’t seem hideous to me. Not particularly good-looking, but not ugly
View on Reddit #30885720

BadArtijoke@reddit

Imagine not mewing in your goon cave while accusing other strangers who are perfectly fine with themselves of being uglier than you before crying yourself to sleep. Pathetic
View on Reddit #30886454

DoomBringer9999@reddit

The Goon Squad
View on Reddit #30940427

Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit

“Mewing in your goon cave”. What a time to be alive lol
View on Reddit #30892971

Commercial-Tea-8428@reddit

First time on the internet?
View on Reddit #30910425

Honeysenpaiharuchan@reddit

I understand the words. It’s just the combination of them in this sentence left me in awe.
View on Reddit #30920257

DagonG2021@reddit

Not sure if you’re agreeing or disagreeing with me. It’s fine either way, but would you be willing to elaborate?
View on Reddit #30887067

Papageier@reddit

He'll refuse to and leave.
View on Reddit #30887959

DagonG2021@reddit

Probably 
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PhightmeIRL@reddit

Don't reveal yourself with such a comment. He's genuinely not attractive in any metric.
View on Reddit #30886353

DagonG2021@reddit

What, are we body shaming now? I’ve seen people who deviate far more from current beauty standards than him.
View on Reddit #30886972

T-Toyn@reddit

Seriously, just from that photo alone he looks just like a normal guy. Did the shooter delude himself into thinking that he was an abomination as well?
View on Reddit #30887365

HumbleContribution58@reddit

Apparently he was bullied relentlessly in highschool, though they are saying it had something to do with him constantly wearing camo and hunting clothes?
View on Reddit #30896233

T-Toyn@reddit

Man, imagine getting bullied as a teenager for being cringe. Good thing we were never cringe in our teenager years.
View on Reddit #30897233

Edge_lord_Arkham@reddit

>What, are we body shaming now? >r/greentext yes
View on Reddit #30888474

OwnHousing9851@reddit

Dude looks like a basic ass nerd, he's a haircut and some better clothes away from being an alright looking dude
View on Reddit #30887175

Muscle_Bitch@reddit

A solid 70% of them are the same. The extra 29% just needs to lose some weight. 1% are truly hideous.
View on Reddit #30892711

throwaway404f@reddit

The picture used wasn’t the infamous selfie that created chudjak, search up chudjak original face
View on Reddit #30890897

HRApprovedUsername@reddit

So that means you're the next one then
View on Reddit #30885929

DagonG2021@reddit

Lmao
View on Reddit #30886881

realrx123@reddit

That’s chudjack??
View on Reddit #30909003

Gfish06@reddit

Yeah, the chudjack is based off his Facebook profile picture (the most infamous photo of patrick)
View on Reddit #30911033

MulleRizz@reddit

I thought it was based on McLovin
View on Reddit #30894390

Odd-Bat-3267@reddit

Nigga looks like mclovin
View on Reddit #30889680

Srirachinator@reddit

Chick from Fishtank
View on Reddit #30916463

_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

Resting Shooter Face
View on Reddit #30883733

TheFireFlaamee@reddit

Shouldn't be too hard for an AI to quickly identify all potential /pol/ shooters out there minority report style
View on Reddit #30902159

_TLDR_Swinton@reddit

Like the end of that one Captain America movie 
View on Reddit #30929861

destroyerOfTards@reddit

Person of Interest style
View on Reddit #30922288

KongoOtto@reddit

Minority Report the Sequel
View on Reddit #30921556

karma_hit_my_dogma@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/kyh9znt01lcd1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d2cf03fc15440d6f68ccaecc74c973c22c8f52
View on Reddit #30909402

Skyp_Intro@reddit

May that get the gold it deserves.
View on Reddit #30887546

PolskiChlop@reddit

Same glasses too
View on Reddit #30921810

the_fresh_cucumber@reddit

It's always a v shaped jaw.
View on Reddit #30894708

BlackICEE32oz@reddit

Brb Starting an intense exercise regimen to make sure I'm not a mass shooter. 
View on Reddit #30916116

AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

https://preview.redd.it/bfz827ieqicd1.png?width=484&format=png&auto=webp&s=08b1bce50a5429f96fb194672d5cfef0167bcc63
View on Reddit #30880595

AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Heres the HQ version https://preview.redd.it/78jk15ojuicd1.png?width=784&format=png&auto=webp&s=efff006bd614539ef4fcf1e491d4560f35bb3639
View on Reddit #30882030

TheLifeAdventure@reddit

.4K
View on Reddit #30939114

Skunkers@reddit

Bro looks like the love child of Joe Pera and Scott the Woz.
View on Reddit #30905146

NOSjoker21@reddit

We have a new Polchak
View on Reddit #30904904

lblack_dogl@reddit

Doesn't even look like the same dude, terrible drawing
View on Reddit #30893424

LOBSI_Pornchai@reddit

Chin isn't pointy enough. Damnit
View on Reddit #30884509

TheAngstiestCat@reddit

Needs work
View on Reddit #30891602

LOBSI_Pornchai@reddit

Get a real caricature artist in here ASAP!
View on Reddit #30892588

WintersbaneGDX@reddit

Lips too thick and not high enough
View on Reddit #30885189

PM_GiantessBBW@reddit

Read this as High IQ for some reason lol
View on Reddit #30891201

ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit

Damn bro’s 14 going on 64
View on Reddit #30888810

blueidea365@reddit

That doesn’t take his chin into account
View on Reddit #30921053

Dr_Brotatous@reddit

Great now he's gonna be a wojak
View on Reddit #30910417

663691@reddit

Looks like Elizabeth Warren
View on Reddit #30908665

AnakinDislikesSand@reddit

Imagine your legacy being known as someone who failed, died and got jak'd lmfao
View on Reddit #30893444

sample-name@reddit

Manshaus moment (except he got his ever loving shit kicked out of him by an old man)
View on Reddit #30900340

Litwickey@reddit

Needs more Habsburg
View on Reddit #30899278

TheFrenchSavage@reddit

This is so wrong, looks like 60+ latino pops.
View on Reddit #30885170

NuclearWinter_101@reddit

Yes!
View on Reddit #30881112

AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Le Yes Face!
View on Reddit #30881180

NuclearWinter_101@reddit

I was saying yes cuz I knew it was gonna happen.
View on Reddit #30881489

Syphillitic_Meat@reddit

Hey all, Scott here
View on Reddit #30936706

Syphillitic_Meat@reddit

Hey all, Scott here
View on Reddit #30936689

Arjun_Pal@reddit

Holy shit Scott the woz
View on Reddit #30936299

RWST42069@reddit

He kind of looks like me but with better skin lmao. How tall was he???
View on Reddit #30935006

Immediate_Towel3579@reddit

I am sorry but who is this tho
View on Reddit #30883675

Mandang52@reddit

Thomas matthew crook
View on Reddit #30883888

SLEDGEHAMMAA@reddit

Damn they’re already calling him by three names
View on Reddit #30886188

Roasted_Newbest_Proe@reddit

Of course he has three names. Because, of course he does
View on Reddit #30906005

SLEDGEHAMMAA@reddit

We’re assassination guys, of course we have three names
View on Reddit #30917908

eveningfellow056@reddit

Who wants to change that
View on Reddit #30932318

Immediate_Towel3579@reddit

Oh ok 👍
View on Reddit #30883979

RarityNouveau@reddit

You dare challenge Megamind???
View on Reddit #30929803

ApXv@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/es72ouvp6jcd1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e07cdc1bb241141ab678aeca151f7ee17dfa8159
View on Reddit #30886643

RatherNotBeWorried@reddit

Where tf did you find my yearbook photo?
View on Reddit #30907763

ApXv@reddit

Your mom (she's a very sweet lady, just grossly overweight)
View on Reddit #30929802

ArtsyAksel@reddit

Nah, this can be fixed easily.
View on Reddit #30896221

DarkLink457@reddit

Holy shit
View on Reddit #30893811

NarcissisticCat@reddit

lmao
View on Reddit #30929749

Einarinen@reddit

Ok, which one of you was it
View on Reddit #30927951

BilltheThreat_@reddit

He definitely had 1million karma points on Reddit
View on Reddit #30922197

zombieGenm_0x68@reddit

scott the woz
View on Reddit #30880724

WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

Scott the woz Shot he was
View on Reddit #30919523

LizzieMiles@reddit

Fuck you I can’t unsee it now
View on Reddit #30918233

AngryKiwiNoises@reddit

An insult to the legend Scott "Will Eventually Take A Look At The First Mega Man" Wozniak
View on Reddit #30891505

Felix8XD@reddit

Wii U
View on Reddit #30888324

hinstsui@reddit

Hey guys this is Austin
View on Reddit #30885025

KekistansLostChild@reddit

Hi all, Shooter here.
View on Reddit #30881912

happyonthewestcoast@reddit

fuck you beat me to it
View on Reddit #30884178

papajim22@reddit

Hey all, Crooks here. *OOPS* I used my real gun instead of my Nintendo Power Gun when I played “Duck Hunt” today. What do I do now?
View on Reddit #30883012

australiapostisgay@reddit

News when there's a shooting: "we're not mentioning the shooter's name as we don't want them to be glorified" News when it's the president: "REMEMBER THIS NAME! OH BOY THIS WILL BE A NAME YOU WILL NEVER FORGET. GET IT TATTOOED ON YOU. OMG NEVER FORGET HIS NAME"
View on Reddit #30918734

Biotrin@reddit

I bet he can't aim worth shit
View on Reddit #30918267

karateema@reddit

Moon man looking ass
View on Reddit #30892163

imhere2downvote@reddit

say goodbyeeeeee mooon man!!
View on Reddit #30917029

Altruistic_Settler@reddit

It doesn't matter who the shooter is. They let it happen.
View on Reddit #30916840

Yodamon93@reddit

Fairy God Parents!!!
View on Reddit #30916837

Jungian_Archetype@reddit

Why is it always someone mid-transition? Looks like his Testosterone would max out at 100 ng/dL.
View on Reddit #30896476

ski-person@reddit

This is the face of the alt-right
View on Reddit #30913345

Heir233@reddit

![gif](giphy|jOAdzSSLyGEsE)
View on Reddit #30893103

PapaGinger@reddit

This is the throwback I’m looking for
View on Reddit #30913216

RussianEggplant@reddit

Welcome back Lee Harvey Oswald
View on Reddit #30885048

Timekeeper98@reddit

Not with that kind of aim.
View on Reddit #30889403

veryconfusedspartan@reddit

Motivated, but definitely not a marine.
View on Reddit #30913076

Thrownaway0331@reddit

Watch how trump's ear moves in the video...back and to the left. Had to be a lib.
View on Reddit #30892326

mak112112@reddit

Guys like this have ruined thin frame glasses for everyone
View on Reddit #30885514

RobertStuffyJr@reddit

Shit... I think I need new glasses.
View on Reddit #30909989

mak112112@reddit

Unless you've already started writing your manifesto
View on Reddit #30910024

RobertStuffyJr@reddit

Nice try, fedboy. You're not getting an early copy from me that easily.
View on Reddit #30910350

mak112112@reddit

Fuck so close
View on Reddit #30910499

velahavle@reddit

youd have to be a sex symbol to pull off thin frame glases even before these guys
View on Reddit #30887140

901_vols@reddit

Falso, unfortunately it's the only frame style that doesn't look goofy on my face
View on Reddit #30904569

Never_The_Hero@reddit

lol I thought the exact same thing
View on Reddit #30909547

Bigoweiner@reddit

And here he is with a jaunty little hat https://preview.redd.it/mxryr610jkcd1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6af60b316af1ac2b6f5363d6f82b0f6dd3ed5a
View on Reddit #30904723

Gamer_Bruh1234@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/6l982f8swkcd1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=8196dfa29aced1b21db603573e80b7bfd2b226bb
View on Reddit #30908360

SyllabicFir@reddit

Joe Pera?
View on Reddit #30907445

Box-ception@reddit

Looks more pre-transition to me
View on Reddit #30907255

Sadelf9@reddit

Bro looks like a chudjak h.p. lovecraft
View on Reddit #30906609

bobux-man@reddit

He looks like Scott the Woz
View on Reddit #30906158

BeterBiperBeppers@reddit

Shooter phenotype
View on Reddit #30903450

chefcoompies@reddit

THIS IS WHAT REGISTERED REPUBLICANS LOOK LIKE 💀
View on Reddit #30902271

MacaronPrevious@reddit

Kk
View on Reddit #30901345

Bull_Shark56@reddit

McLovin
View on Reddit #30900073

Mocod_@reddit

He got that incel in him
View on Reddit #30898256

spookybaker@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/live/RkGUEBN_u8U?si=6cpddig2m5KZE2v7&t=4082
View on Reddit #30897708

bitt3n@reddit

when you take a perfect headshot but Trump's hitbox is seriously bugged
View on Reddit #30897465

eszkerezbyszekczad@reddit

alfa oxtror?
View on Reddit #30896658

heliphas_the_high@reddit

A real hunchback of Notre Dame lookin' fella
View on Reddit #30896288

MatejMadar@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/bucxgzsrvjcd1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9e3c825364293cf06fff9eb54d52359441886a House Habsbur will rise again!!!!
View on Reddit #30896044

SupperDup@reddit

Who dis
View on Reddit #30895380

Yoda2000675@reddit

Looks about right, tbh
View on Reddit #30895304

Various-Positive4799@reddit

They should start a go fund me for his family to truly gain votes
View on Reddit #30895228

TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

At this point, they all have to be some kind of clones.
View on Reddit #30885823

maxmrca1103@reddit

They’re cloning Lee Harvey Oswald like Big boss from metal gear except way less successful
View on Reddit #30893008

AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

Like the CIA has in American dad?
View on Reddit #30885960

TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

(This commenter has been removed by [REDACTED])
View on Reddit #30886061

thefrenchduke@reddit

KSI if he was white
View on Reddit #30884704

morbidnihilism@reddit

great shout
View on Reddit #30891435

wolfy_e@reddit

That's fucked up 💀
View on Reddit #30887513

rumandcatholic@reddit

Wake up babe, new chud just dropped!
View on Reddit #30891261

Mr_CookieTickles@reddit

Chudjaks brother?
View on Reddit #30891030

Easily_distractd@reddit

Test
View on Reddit #30890935

dg2793@reddit

Let's go after his eye doctor bc he fucking WIFFED IT
View on Reddit #30890344

LAbigboy@reddit

Looks check out as dumbo thinking he can make a difference in the world with all the wrong methods
View on Reddit #30889710

goldenkoiifish@reddit

he looks exactly like my cousin and now i have a call to make
View on Reddit #30887056

AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

to the FBI?
View on Reddit #30889144

Loud-Cry-391@reddit

Behold: the Zoomer Lee Harvey Oswald. Truly a faithful representation of his generation’s ineptitude.
View on Reddit #30888834

Acceptable6@reddit

Looks like a kid I went to school with (what looked like) [Noonan syndrome](https://www.researchgate.net/publication/292077095/figure/fig1/AS:614276033175562@1523466227607/A-boy-with-Noonan-syndrome-caused-by-a-PTPN11-mutation-Note-a-bilateral-downslant-of-the.png)
View on Reddit #30887419

Darrkeyy@reddit

Fedal alcohol syndrome
View on Reddit #30886660

WintersbaneGDX@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/z0btaiqo3jcd1.png?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c9a0713bc94771f649fa8a67d313db6c4cd1c88
View on Reddit #30885309

Zestyclose-Ad4058@reddit

>Try to shoot the former President >Miss >Trump supporters are pissed that you shot at him >Safe-edgy shitlibs are pissed that you missed him >Basically everyone regardless of political affiliation is clowning on you What a fucking
View on Reddit #30884273

PunishedHeartbreaker@reddit

What a fucking
View on Reddit #30884566

WintersbaneGDX@reddit

Title of your sex tape 🤙
View on Reddit #30885258

JediJacob04@reddit

> die immediately, so you don’t even know if you succeeded
View on Reddit #30884519

Zipididudah@reddit

McLovin looking mofo
View on Reddit #30884673

AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

https://preview.redd.it/ed6lknjj2jcd1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=9256c9d9d3465dbf3788220cd4527da3af13c9e5
View on Reddit #30884843

neoqueto@reddit

Bomfunk MC's - Uprocking Betas.
View on Reddit #30884568

happyonthewestcoast@reddit

hey all, shooter here
View on Reddit #30884148

dyfhihfh@reddit

✍️✍️✍️✍️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️😳🤯😻
View on Reddit #30882825

Abject-Western7594@reddit

My hat size is 7 5/8ths.
View on Reddit #30882216

AKaeruKing@reddit

Where were you yesterday evening?
View on Reddit #30881881

AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

https://preview.redd.it/20g5ilecticd1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9408051197304c78a48073d867d750d51f2ffd5
View on Reddit #30881564