Today has been quite a day, hasn't it?
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Posted by bartholomewjohnson@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 537 comments
antolleus@reddit
They don't make presidential assassins like they used to
papalorre@reddit
Ikr? Two out of three headshots on a moving target with a bolt action at 150 yards...
HelloYouSuck@reddit
Yes but that guy was a CIA sharpshooter.
ganzgpp1@reddit
Eh, anybody who goes to a range or hunts regularly could probably make a 150yrd shot pretty consistently. Especially with a scope, on a stationary target.
The wind might have been an issue, but even then you can measure and adjust for that (and wind really only has big impact on trajectory over long ranges).
Dude was a bad shot.
Tox1cAshes@reddit
Literally no one has ever been able to recreate Oswald's shots. He was an excellent shot.
Annoy_ance@reddit
For starters, you shoot in the fucking center mass
He would hit the first shot, he would probably hit one or two more, and for an old man like that, this could have even been enough
yomamasokafka@reddit
I don’t think people take into account adrenaline. How much they can really mess up fine motor coordination. I figure getting setup and ready to assassinate a former president which you know will lead to your own death immediately after probably going to fuck with your head.
HelloYouSuck@reddit
Yes, the hard shots described above ☝️were JFK.
BannedByHiveMind@reddit
From that book suppository building
bjorntfh@reddit
I can't decide if you meant "book depository" (which is what the building was, a place where books were deposited for storage), you actually meant "book suppository" (a book meant to be shoved up someone's ass).
Either way, I now have a great new phrase, thank you.
Atreyu92@reddit
Semper fi
The_Bored_General@reddit
No matter what you believe about JFK, there was some fucking skill and talent on show with the job, something that can’t be said for your man who tried to shoot Trump.
Even Wilkes Booth had the decency to go point blank to ensure he hit Lincoln.
ethan_iron@reddit
I actually disagree. I think that this "assassination attempt" was very intentional. Think about how perfect this is for Trump.
Taaargus@reddit
You're a fucking moron. No "plan" would involve a bullet grazing his ear.
ethan_iron@reddit
Why not? It literally could not have had a better outcome for him.
Taaargus@reddit
I mean yea if you could actually choreograph that.
But a bullet hitting his ear means the guy was for real. Nobody is that good of a shot on a moving target.
ethan_iron@reddit
Unless it wasn't a bullet that hit his ear. It might have been glass from the teleprompter. You're right that it would be an extremely difficult shot to make assuming it was on purpose. What might have been a better place to shoot him without and major damage? Maybe his foot? But that wouldn't create the images that we got which will surely boost his popularity.
Taaargus@reddit
There's a picture on the NYT that shows a bullet flying past his ear. Everything lines up with a near miss shooting. It was caught on clear video in multiple angles.
ethan_iron@reddit
I wasn't aware of that. Well I'm not saying it was planned. I'm just saying it's possible. Maybe the shooter wasn't supposed to hit him at all.
Taaargus@reddit
Yea and if your mother had wheels she'd be a bike.
Doesn't a rabbit hole just for hypotheticals sake get unproductive at a point?
ethan_iron@reddit
I'm just saying we shouldn't jump to conclusions or make assumptions.
Taaargus@reddit
We aren't. You are.
ethan_iron@reddit
I mean this conversation literally started with you basically saying that what I thought could not possibly be true even though there is no evidence to prove that what I said isn't true.
Taaargus@reddit
All of the proof we do have says you're wrong, so describing your point of view as without proof is entirely accurate.
No false flag would involve a bullet 3mm from the head of the person "benefitting".
ethan_iron@reddit
Like I already said, they might not have been planning to hit him at all. Why did the secret service not clear that roof? And why did they have Secret Service Officers with their rifles aimed at the shooter and didn't shoot him until after he shot 8 times? It just seems awfully convenient for Trump that it turned out this way.
Taaargus@reddit
You really don't see how you're asking questions that don't actually indicate a conspiracy?
All of those are valid questions...about a security lapse. None of them indicate this was a plot of some kind, especially one that involves a bullet flying right by Trump's head.
ethan_iron@reddit
I'm just saying we shouldn't jump to conclusions or make assumptions.
Teknomeka@reddit
You're straight dumb
LosingAllYourDimples@reddit
The idea that Booth accepted he was a crappy shot is hilarious
Annoy_ance@reddit
I mean, he was an actor
Usually when an actor hits a target either he or the set’s armorer are terrible at their job
EnclaveGannonAlt@reddit
Well it was smooth bore, he didn’t want it to nail the neighbors dog.
fucccboii@reddit
the problem with america is that you can no longer go point blank
whitewail602@reddit
People really learn to respect one another when they have guns pointed directly at each other's dicks.
Aridez@reddit
Yep, nothing spells out respect better than getting trigger happy from time to time
whitewail602@reddit
The idea is noone is going to shoot because they'll all lose their dicks. If only we could apply this on a global scale, maybe we could end world wars...
Aridez@reddit
And I bet a lot of people unironically believe that
whitewail602@reddit
Yea I bet they call it mutually assured destruction
Aridez@reddit
Then why is trump’s dick still intact. Checkmate atheists, trump is the messiah
SINGCELL@reddit
Mutually assured dickshooting
whitewail602@reddit
Mutually assured dickstruction
Nexii801@reddit
They really REALLY do.
Danamaganza2@reddit
Mutually assured destruction?
whitewail602@reddit
Yes, you solved the riddle.
TypeRiot@reddit
That shit didn’t work in Inglorious Basterds, it certainly won’t work irl
whitewail602@reddit
Well it actually does work in real life. You can verify this by confirming the world is not a nuclear wasteland.
PiscesSoedroen@reddit
That's what nuclear weapons are for
Tman101010@reddit
Three beers!
AbsolutelyFreee@reddit
The problem with america is that the president may just fucking survive because why not
Beowulf33232@reddit
Well not with that attitude.
FiveCentsADay@reddit
Thank goodness COVID was good for something
GAMRKNIGHT352@reddit
The CIA only hires the best!
Pope_Aesthetic@reddit
“And do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?”
Beowulf33232@reddit
There was no skill.
JFKs head just did that on its own.
/s (just in case)
zenkaiba@reddit
Ofcourse there was skill, it was number 5.
robmafia@reddit
point blank just means the distance in which you don't need to adjust your sights. for the rifle used, it should have been 200M or 300M.
arcticredneck10@reddit
Bolt action? CNN said it was an “AR” styled rifle
vitringur@reddit
Was he aiming for the head?
LosingAllYourDimples@reddit
With an old Italian rifle
Taaargus@reddit
Lmao it was not 150 yards, it was under 90. And yea, trained marksmen can hit that pretty consistently, even if it was the distance you said.
madhattergirl@reddit
Will they be considered a presidential assassin? He isn't an active president. Do we have any instances of attempts in this kind of scenario?
Nozza_@reddit
Surely killing someone who is running for presidency must have a term, right?
_TLDR_Swinton@reddit
Ex-presidential assassin.
bjorntfh@reddit
Now I'm thinking of Clinton with a rifle picking people off to make up for the lost income after the Clinton Foundation closed.
AtomicStarfish1@reddit
A voter
arbiter12@reddit
Proactive electoral influencer.
Shrimpbeedoo@reddit
Pretty sure it would still fall under an assassination attempt
Nice-Swing-9277@reddit
Teddy Roosevelt.
Former president that was running after a stint of not being president.
Teddy was also shot.
madhattergirl@reddit
Good point, could never remember how it fell if it was during his rerun (like Biden's doing) or after but it was in 1912 and his last year as president was 1909.
ganzgpp1@reddit
Yes, it probably will. We still refer to former presidents as “President.” As for instances of attempted assassinations on former presidents, I’m not sure.
SecretPay3366@reddit
Well, maybe Bolsonaro from Brazil in 2018
Marik-X-Bakura@reddit
And Shinzo Abe I guess
AlfredoThayerMahan@reddit
Abe’s was more personal due to his ties with the Unification Church rather than strictly political.
Maximillion322@reddit
Ronald Reagan
LordPopothedark@reddit
Former president should make it count irregardless if he wins or not
opposite_singularity@reddit
Is this the first one that killed a civilian during the attempt?
broniesnstuff@reddit
Make Assassins Great Again!
speshojk@reddit
I know, where’s the CIA when you need them?
AbsolutelyFreee@reddit
Isn't it the FBI that's running the internal fuckery inside the US, while the CIA only fucks shit up abroad?
BinaryTriggered@reddit
behind the scope, most likely
Infamous-Salad-2223@reddit
Off topic, but it reminds me of this scene: Red Secret Service shootout
emdave@reddit
Lincoln would be rolling over in his grave...
tomden255@reddit
Jokes aside, even if he hasn't accomplished it, the assassination attempt changed him
StandardN02b@reddit
Meanwhile at the Dem party headquarters
https://i.redd.it/u43v3peurdcd1.gif
Icy_Chemist937@reddit
Dems are over
Fucking Biden man, he is a nice old man but also a demented stuttering fool. The whole party should have been franctically searching for his replacement in the last 4 years, surely they could've conjured up a gay black women, or they could've put AOCs tits out a sex tape and a few feet pics to prevent this (its empowering now)
Maximillion322@reddit
The Dems need Biden to step down more than anything in the world
Sniper_Hare@reddit
Look at things now! Harris and Walz are electric and Dems have momentum like they did with Obama.
Maximillion322@reddit
Yeah its kinda crazy
HelloYouSuck@reddit
They need a replacement first. Newsome sucks.
hotcoldman42@reddit
Pritzker?
Nervous-Law-6606@reddit
Nobody wants the governor of fucked up Illinois to become President so he can fuck up the entire country.
HelloYouSuck@reddit
I don’t even know who that is.
hotcoldman42@reddit
Then maybe you’re not particularly qualified to comment on this topic.
HelloYouSuck@reddit
Well, I saw the problem with the Biden ticket 5 years ago and I’m very much the average Democratic voter, so I am qualified pretty well.
Mesarthim1349@reddit
I would much rather have Biden than Newsom, 100%
Direct-You4432@reddit
What happened with Bernie? Does he have major issues or people just don't like him?
NCLL_Appreciation@reddit
I know I'm late, but here's your answer: Donors (wealthy people) don't like him. Twice now the Democratic Party has tried harder to stop Sanders from winning the presidential nomination than they have to beat the Republican candidate (Trump). Whether it's Red Team or Blue Team in charge, they're both bought and paid for by Green Team.
Direct-You4432@reddit
Thank you, I didn't have an answer to this.
themustachemark@reddit
Ok boomer
emdave@reddit
I would vote for them. I mean her.
SINBRO@reddit
Barney?
TypeRiot@reddit
Oh yes, because a little bullet grazing will make everyone forget how refarted trump’s lazy 4 years were. Totally voting for that dumb fuck now /s
MisterTukul@reddit
He was winning already, after this he's more winning.
TypeRiot@reddit
Too bad he didn’t win 2020. He couldn’t even succeed in overthrowing the gov’t because his braindead followers can’t put together a 2 piece jigsaw puzzle.
TypeRiot@reddit
The only one winning is you with a tummy full of trump cummies after that round you two had behind the Denny’s dumpster.
GreatPlainsAquarist@reddit
I'm not a Dem and I really don't like AOC........ but I'm listening.
Teknomeka@reddit
He was 77 when he won the 2020 primary, we knew this was a possibility and he still won. The voters have themselves to blame. Fact is dems just loved olds folks in 2020 with the top 4 candidates all being in their 70s with mayor Pete in a distant 5th.
BannedSvenhoek86@reddit
This photo will win Trump the election
The fact it's not all over the front page is honestly just lame as fuck, and that's coming from someone on the left side of politics. That is a pulitzer prize winning pair of photos and no one's posting them.
It's just poor sportsmanship. Have some fucking class in defeat ffs.
Testing_things_out@reddit
Literally the first time I saw that photo was when I opened Reddit yesterday. And it was the first piece of information I got about this event.
Yoda2000675@reddit
Yeah, that bottom picture is basically the perfect hero moment; I think he will sweep because of this
TypeRiot@reddit
Sweep my balls across your chin
Yoda2000675@reddit
Damn, got em
dark_eboreus@reddit
literally one for the history books.
jenkem___@reddit
you want the stupid propaganda photo of donald trump sticking his head out and raising his fist for a photo op as the secret service is trying to protect him to be all over the front page, and you think it’s worthy of a pulitzer prize? the bar is on the floor now i guess damn
ILiveForStarco@reddit
Don’t really know wtf you are spewing about lol. Give it time and this shit is gonna fly everywhere no matter the party.
KitchenAd5997@reddit
Is that mark zuckerberg at the right of the photo
overkill@reddit
No, too much human skin tone for the Zuck.
MausBomb@reddit
Hey after the flop of the Metaverse Zuck has to moonlight as a bodyguard to keep the lights on.
TypeRiot@reddit
No it won’t lol it’ll energize his base like the mugshot and the felonies did, but it’s not gonna make people forget how shit brained trump was in his 4 years.
Passworqr@reddit
asassinating Biden would be the dems best move at this point.
ExpressAd2182@reddit
Honestly. I bet they find 4chan posts in his browser history because only an anon could fuck up so badly.
HumbleContribution58@reddit
He was apparently wearing a T-shirt for a gun nut conspiracy theorist YouTube channel so ... It's definitely a possibility
Retrac752@reddit
Ahh yes, a guy who runs a YouTube channel to educate about safe gun practices, who is a veterinarian who takes the proceeds from his multiple YouTube channels about guns, animal care, and his family, and uses them to care for and rehabilitate homeless animals
Do you think everyone who likes guns is a "gun nut conspiracy theorist"
HumbleContribution58@reddit
I have no idea who he is, literally the only thing I know about him is that he posted a video on Twitter about how black people need assault rifles because they might have to defend themselves against a horde of KKK Democrats which... Doesn't speak well for his grasp on reality.
TheLongCockOfTheLaw3@reddit
Seriously dude, you need to watch his content. I'm sure the whole KKK Democrat thing was a joke.
sissyjanna@reddit
Demo ranch is the farthest thing from conspiracy theorist channel..I can’t think of a single time where he’s made a strong political statement let alone advocated for a conspiracy theory
themustachemark@reddit
Lmaoooooo bull fucking shit
FilHor2001@reddit
Have you ever seen a single video of his?
themustachemark@reddit
I've seen his social media that's all that matters.
FilHor2001@reddit
I suggest you do some research before you start judging people.
Here's a link, in case you're not capable of using google.
themustachemark@reddit
The link is for an alt right YouTube account good job lmaooooo
FilHor2001@reddit
What do you think "alt right" means?
themustachemark@reddit
Ok coomer
Morsemouse@reddit
No, it isn’t. Demo ranch stays out of politics, and his YouTube is just about guns. While he might do videos with more right leaning guntubers, that’s just the nature of gun YouTube.
AbleSugar@reddit
Demo ranch is a G rated "Guntuber" that makes videos for Zoomer kids. There's nothing conspiracy related there. Don't spout made up shit online, you're embarrassing yourself
themustachemark@reddit
Lmao ok
AFallingWall@reddit
-Eerzef@reddit
He's about to get a lot of attention
jaytee1262@reddit
I thought that was a demo ranch t shirt.
TuhnuPeppu@reddit
What fucking gun nut conspiracy theorist? The fuck
justabigpieceofshit@reddit
Go back to your anime girls ya fucking dweeb.
Cyhawk@reddit
Its not like just anyone can buy a shirt off a website.
HumbleContribution58@reddit
If you wear a political brand shirt to assassinate someone that's part of whatever statement you are trying to make.
kpingvin@reddit
That's why Mark David Chapman wore a My Little Pony t-shirt.
Japan-is-a-good-band@reddit
True, but that doesn't make your "statement" an honest reflection of your beliefs.
QFB-procrastinator@reddit
I mean he did look like a 4chan user
Dreadnought_69@reddit
Or a planned failure to boost Trumps chances.
Mysterious-Honey3544@reddit
Yeah a planned failure where the shooter fires a perfect planned shot through the upper ear and the planned assassin dies.
Bruhman1212@reddit
I can already see the headlines: 'Crazed Transgender Activist Samantha Hyde Attempts Assassination'
Tragic times😔
StupidNSFW@reddit
MagosRyza@reddit
I love how every time a terrorist attack happens anywhere from the Caucasus to California, some fucking brainlit has to trot out the whole "Muh Yookrainians!!11!" shtick
StupidNSFW@reddit
That’s Sam Hyde, not some random Ukrainian that people are blaming lol
MagosRyza@reddit
I probably should’ve been clearer then. Yes I do know that it’s Sam Hyde.
Just as a more general point though, it’s interesting seeing Russian state-affiliated media constantly having to pin every atrocity on the Ukrainians
gr4vitycamilla@reddit
He can't keep getting away with it
Hanabichu@reddit
Suspect has already been found: Thomas Matthew Crooks, 20, of Bethel Park, Pennsylvania,
Mesarthim1349@reddit
Maybe he was a politically-conflicted unstable youth who let his emotions get the best of him.
I can definitely see this being the case.
Hanabichu@reddit
Why does such a person have access to a gun?
Mesarthim1349@reddit
We'll probably find out once the investigation comes up with more of his background.
iwillnotcompromise@reddit
Really U.S.? 500 million guns and you can't even shoot a fat old sack of oranges? What use do you have? This is embarrassing.
AestheticMirror@reddit
It wasn’t in a school zone….
ifunnywasaninsidejob@reddit
That’s the problem with letting any regard be able to just get one. There needs to be a skills test, like for driving. But all the gun control enthusiasts in congress just want to ban cosmetic features that make rifles look like ar15s. When 99% of gun violence happens with pistols.
saantonandre@reddit
Driving skill tests are about how good you are at manouvering the car safely without killing people. Gun skill tests would make sure that you are good at killing people. I mean... I doubt that US would be safer if everyone was "skilled" at killing
Chadzuma@reddit
I'm still not entirely unconvinced the 10 round mag capacity restriction in some states isn't just a way for 1911 owners to mog Glockcels
ZombieAlienNinja@reddit
I'm down for skills tests...sounds fun lol
rustydingdong5@reddit
Bro should have piloted a drone and dropped an anvil on Trump's head, Looney Tunes style.
whitewail602@reddit
TBF this is a bullseye for a lib shooter
Dasstouch@reddit
I didn't realize every gun owner had a requirement of being ex-military. Were that true, there'd be a lot less gun owners. There's a reason why the most known gunshot victims known outside the US are children.
Armejden@reddit
Just because people have em doesn't mean they're good with them. Everyone's got a car, almost everybody is a dogshit driver.
heartsformaki@reddit
Im not saying trump should have died but if youre gonna essentially throw away your future like that at least make the shot for the love of god
FustianRiddle@reddit
Look if you're going to fuck things up for everyone by trying to assassinate someone at least actually assassinate them.
Nijindia18@reddit
Real question: What negative repercussions would come from the assassination of trump, for anyone who's not rabidly supporting him.
bonefish4@reddit
Remember, pretty much half of the voting population voted for him in both 16 and 20, and the Democrat party has tried to find something to stop him every year since he was elected. Already, the people who do rabidly support him believe that the recent trials and verdict are entirely politically motivated, and the democrats are trying to imprison a political opponent.
If Trump did die, the optics would look pretty bad for the democrats due to how close to the election we are, and the GOP would demand that heads would roll (even in the case that the shooter was acting entirely alone), and would use it as a rallying cry for whoever they ran next, trying to turn Trump into a martyr for their cause. Maybe the democrats would bench Biden.
Other than that, I can't really guess. It would devolve into 2024 presidential campaign AU fanfiction instead of speculation, and due to how divided the country is right now, there are wild conspiracy theories being made by supporters of both sides.
My hot take: assassination = bad
BadgerMolester@reddit
I'm imagining a trump assassination followed by a democrat win would lead to straight up rioting, burning down government buildings by his die hard fans. Would have been fun to watch at least :(
bjorntfh@reddit
Not really fun, since you'd probably see people start targeting infrastructure like water and power to disable government control...
That ends REALLY badly for everyone.
BadgerMolester@reddit
I'm not in the us tho, so I'd just be watching haha
nashmishah@reddit
If he was successfully assassinated, it would just make him a martyr for one. Then you can never kill his reputation. Secondly, then it's open season for politician. If the public can kill him, why can't the public kill any other politician, public figure that they disagree with? Yeah you'll probably get domed doing so, but it starts a trend that hey you can actually kill public figures. Which is the most important part of all of this, it can start a trend of the public taking a direct hand in just killing politician that they don't like. Sounds based, but it just means that the public is losing so much trust in the system, and it can quickly devolves from there.
GodSpider@reddit
Did that happen for any of the other assassinations or attempts in history?
nashmishah@reddit
Like do you mean specifically the public killing officials? During Julius Caesar's funeral, the public comes very close to killing the conspirators (who are also senators btw). Though in that instance, it is because they were riled up by Marc Anthony during Caesar's funeral. I think complete anarchy might not happen because people do have their own livelihood to care for, and there's always power play behind the scene. But then, weapons have become extremely complex now, the public is polarized. The media is feeding fire to the fuel, so it's not a stretch to think that things can devolve further. Who knows honestly. Might be nothingburger.
GodSpider@reddit
One killing of a president etc leading to many more attempts being done because the public thinks that's a normal fine thing. I don't know of that happening.
bjorntfh@reddit
Look up "the Year of Four Emperors".
Or much of the Chinese inter-dynastic periods.
Public assassinations often beget periods where simply killing the opposition becomes the norm instead of an extreme act.
GodSpider@reddit
I meant recently, rather than the year 69 AD. As I don't think it really happened with JFK, or Lincoln for example
freezing_circuits@reddit
With a snap election of a new Republican primary candidate and almost certain investigations into anyone within a stone's throw of saying his name I imagine the election would be delayed. The insanity beyond that is pure speculation
4ryonn@reddit
It would make life for entertaining at least (tbf I'm not in the us so I'd just get the popcorn and watch the civil war unfold)
whoShitMyPants408@reddit
I'll say it in your stead. I wish more than anything that the bullet had instead torn out his jugular so that Dump would have died and been awake to feel all of it.
heartsformaki@reddit
Dreadnought_69@reddit
He was probably a hired MAGA for a failed attempt anyways.
komali_2@reddit
Can't believe a 4chan sub is downvoting a delicious conspiracy theory. It only makes sense to do this if it's like, a mid conspiracy.
I'm fucking HERE for the conspiracies that'll be coming out about this for the rest of my life. I got a good 40, 50 years if I'm lucky, of conspiracy farming on this one incident. Combined with 9-11 I'm just a lucky lucky boy.
11freebird@reddit
It’s downvoted because it’s a leftist conspiracy theory and not a rightoid baseless one
charcoallition@reddit
That's a lunatic take, man
Maximillion322@reddit
Is it? This exact thing is what propelled Ronald Reagan to the presidency.
You don’t think it’s a little convenient for Trump to have this happen exactly like this at this particular time?
hotcoldman42@reddit
People fuckin died, including the shooter. How does what you’re saying make any sense at all?
11freebird@reddit
This doesn’t stop it from being a conspiracy. A lot more people died in 9/11
wpm@reddit
"ok, what we need you to do is pretend to shoot the president....yeah, try for a head shot, but like, fuck it up on purpose a lil bit, we want this to look real...yes, we are asking you to come within inches of JFKing him, not going to be a problem, right?"
Come on man.
Alcoholic_jesus@reddit
If you’re gonna kill someone, why bring low caliber? You know you only get one shot and you gotta make it count before the secret service catches the bullet for em… anything over the .22 that antifa pussy shot woulda blown a 6 inch hole through the head
Maximillion322@reddit
I mean, if I were to go full tinfoil hat on this, I’d say the “shooter” fired blanks, and that the rest was faked, wouldn’t I?
Fortunately for this conversation, I don’t really believe that. But it’s pretty easy to come up with justifications for that kind of stuff.
HelloYouSuck@reddit
Shortly after he mentioned Ronald Regan too. Speech writer definitely knew it was coming.
Qloudy_sky@reddit
This is a tinfoil moment from you
Maximillion322@reddit
You’re right. I don’t really believe it wholeheartedly
But I am open to the possibility, depending on how the evidence plays out over the next few days
Dreadnought_69@reddit
Not really.
shellofbiomatter@reddit
We can go deeper with that theory. Not hired by MAGA, but converted/brainwashed by Russian troll farms. Now Trump gains popularity, the picture of him with blood being pulled over by secret service and having US flag weaving behind him has rather good optics and made almost into a Martyr for some. Now Trump wins the election and pulls all support from Ukraine helping Russia win there.
Mr_red_Dead@reddit
Won't the country be in civil war if he made the shot ?
-SUBW00FER-@reddit
Civil War with what sides? Sure Trump supporters would want to fight but there is no way in hell anyone is giving up their life for Biden of all people.
AlfredoThayerMahan@reddit
No, probably not.
People larp about it but probably 90% of the U.S. population and almost all the military is going to be inherently against any rebellion no matter the ideology.
I mean look how quickly people, especially Republicans, disavowed Jan 6th, going so far as to call them plants or agents despite the mob being nominally aligned with them and plenty of evidence supporting them just being shitheads. It would be like that just more extreme and the hammer would fall pretty quickly on anyone stupid enough to start le revolution.
Also what could be the point? A rebellion has to have a goal in mind. Simple revenge isn’t a particularly strong motivator.
weaboomemelord69@reddit
If we aren’t in a civil war already I don’t think one dead presidential candidate would be anywhere near enough, frankly.
Plus3d6@reddit
Only if the assassin was Bucky
JosephM1609@reddit
I guess really 2 inches can change history
TRIKYNIKKY@reddit
Heard it was a glass shard that glazed him, not a bullet, meaning that the shooter was a terrible shot. Feel free to correct me though.
BinaryTriggered@reddit
he has a bullet hole in his ear. he even said himself a bullet punctured his ear. the glass shard shit is hogwash
HippoIllustrious2389@reddit
Well if Trump said that’s what happened that must be what happened. No way that dude would lie
uitvrekertje@reddit
How is this upvoted that much? It was clearly a gunshot..like him or hate him, he got fucking shot guys!
One_Seaweed_2952@reddit
Every media platform is controlled by a political agenda. Reddit is left-leaning, that is well-established. I’m not an american. From an outsider point of view, I’ve never seen a post criticizing Donald Trump for his policies. They’re all about some old pic of him socializing with Epstein, or some pic about him hugging his daughter, things like that. I never understood the hate tbh.
JessHorserage@reddit
It's the, leftist care, rightist cheapening bases. Well, in some cases, and auth rights and cons are more, purity, authority and loyalty than the average economic leaning bertcon types.
bjorntfh@reddit
And the Libertarians are Freedom, and only Freedom. It confused the hell out of Haidt when he did his research to find almost 10% of people didn't identify with ANY of the pillars, so he started testing those people for what their moral compass points were and it came up as "Freedom," aka "leave me the fuck alone, I don't answer to you, go fuck yourself" levels of hyper individualism.
Kind of neat to see in his later work where Freedom is the only moral pillar (with a slight support on the Harm pillar) for Libertarians, but is a mid to low pillar for the Right, and mostly unsupported on the Left. Human psychology is neat.
JessHorserage@reddit
I mightve read it differently, but I thought the commonality was fairness in small, not care harm, with berts being autistically drawn to it, bar the usual bleeding heart appeals.
Also, ayyy, a fellow haidt reader, neat!
bjorntfh@reddit
I'll have to pull it out to recheck the charts, but Care and Harm were the two pillars with the most commonality, mostly because those two require the least empathy or socialization to understand (almost anyone can look and think "I don't think I should stab him").
Libertarians might have been Fairness instead of Harm, but it was a minor pillar to Freedom, by a huge margin.
Having looked at the study again, it was Fairness as their secondary pillar, and Freedom/Liberty as the primary, and literally NONE of the others.
The most amusing part of the study to me was that it showed Libertarians were excessively logic motivated and emotion and emotional arguments had NEGATIVE responses form them, which really fits the fact that Libertarianism also slightly correlated to autism. Emotions are confusing and therefore not a valid source of input, use logic, consistent rules will never lead you wrong (watches as the rules change halfway through a conversation) damnit I hate people.
JessHorserage@reddit
There is also the speech haidt had in reason a touch back where libertarians had a lower disgust sensitivity than lefties.
Which does explain the futa correlation.
josongni@reddit
Now this is what I call a psyop
amoretpax199@reddit
Some people just hate Trump with a passion. They mention him in the most random and unrelated place too to be honest.
Scootareader@reddit
Imagine loving him with a passion.
josongni@reddit
Why are these triggered liberals mentioning Trump on a post about Trump?
JessHorserage@reddit
Gamergate, Brexit, Trump. The triangle of grabables.
Ptaku9@reddit
Source?
Mysterious-Honey3544@reddit
The hole in his ear visible on every picture
SUDDENLY_VIRGIN@reddit
The picture I saw has his ear wholly intact.
I can't imagine a bullet passing cleanly through without blasting off some flesh along the way.
Mysterious-Honey3544@reddit
https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1812345685066268835
There's also a sequence of images somewhere on r/pics , showing that at first a bullet passes, then he has blood on his hands. It's pretty clear the bullet pierced his ear.
Absenceofavoid@reddit
Because you literally can’t trust anything he says. On top of that he’s dumber than a bag of hair so you can’t trust him to even be right about what he lies about. Other people have seen the wound, we can listen to them.
cosmoscrazy@reddit
What the fuck? Did the shooter use a .22? Srsly.
chiefoogabooga@reddit
An AR15 is .223 caliber. So yes, the big scary gun the news is always ranting about is a .22. How TF do you guys not know this by now?
cosmoscrazy@reddit
The AR-15 rifle usually comes chambered for either the military cartridge 5.56×45mm or the .223 Remington.
chiefoogabooga@reddit
Both of which are a hair over .22" in diameter...
cosmoscrazy@reddit
You can reach me outside my activity times. Please try between 7 am and 6 pm Central European Time.
saltire429@reddit
Wait, do you think real life people have an HP bar? Like, if you get hit by a high-calibre round, you automatically die? Really?
cosmoscrazy@reddit
no.
ShortTheseNuts@reddit
This isn't Call of Duty. A bullet is a bullet and it will enter you and most likely kill you.
cosmoscrazy@reddit
it didn't though
TheFireFlaamee@reddit
If you miss your shot - you don't kill anything. Regardless of the caliber used.
This is how guns work.
ShortTheseNuts@reddit
Are you dumb? It literally went through him. This time it was in the ear, but as well as the ear didn't stop the "only a 22???" his other skin wouldn't have magically stopped a bullet either.
cosmoscrazy@reddit
No.
The post was about wondering why the shooter didn't hurt him more despite hitting him. The very small amount of damage indicates that the caliber was rather small.
ShortTheseNuts@reddit
The very small amount of damage to the person that got killed by the same bullet that went through his ear?
cosmoscrazy@reddit
That's what I was wondering about. It either went through his ear without any more damage (small cal.) or the air pressure did the damage (big cal.).
ganzgpp1@reddit
It would have killed him even if he was using a .22- if the shooter didn’t miss.
The shooter just grazed his ear, and then in the effort to finish the job before SS got him he fired 6 more shots, whiffing all of them before Trump even really reacted or ducked. It was only ~500 feet, too.
EnchantedSpider@reddit
I mean range seems to be no matter, 2 months ago slovakias prime minister was shot at 6 times from 4 feet range, while did getting hit some the guy is already back in action just 2 months later so yeah, terrible assassins nowadays.
Beowulf33232@reddit
I wouldn't trust him if he said the sky was blue, he's just that much of a liar that I'd want to double check.
However.
Bullet makes more sense, so until they release images of the broken glass and a diagram of how it happened, lets go with bullet.
myteame@reddit
The bullet, a glass shard would not be travelling this fast
Scootareader@reddit
The chance that a bullet appeared on any frame of a 24fps feed is astronomically low. That is most likely doctored bullshit to my sensibilities.
Mashidae@reddit
He had two teleprompter screens before the shooting, and he still had two teleprompter screens after. This theory didn't last long at all yesterday
Diche_Bach@reddit
I heard Orange Man is an Unrepentant Baby Cannibal Terrorist Demon Witch Thief who would bring an end to our Democracy if he wasn't stopped. But do correct me if I'm wrong.
Fickle-Sense-8210@reddit
I see you are a fellow enjoyer of r politics 😎
Zarathustra-1889@reddit
I should call her
Fuhrious520@reddit
She wouldn't have left…
mutedwarrior@reddit
Just saw the photos. We're talking <1 inch.
If this regard ends up being some liberal, ironic part is that they probably sucked with guns.
Thrownaway0331@reddit
all I can hear in my head now is Fight Club. "Ow. You hit me in the ear!! Why the ear?"
Phenzo2198@reddit
LongEZE@reddit
That’s what I tell all the ladies 😎
themustachemark@reddit
It's funnier because he was a Trump supporter and was wearing Demolition Ranch.
SeliciousSedicious@reddit
We don’t know about the trump supporter angle yet.
Just that he was a registered republican.
themustachemark@reddit
Lmao registered Republican wearing Demo Ranch equals Trumper
M4KC1M@reddit
the dimensionality of your views is flattet than a string
themustachemark@reddit
So you don't read the news that he was in fact one huh
Nekrosiz@reddit
Someone died.
Yet the focus is on his fucking ear?
M4KC1M@reddit
i do wonder why people focus on political figures more
-Eerzef@reddit
Well, people often do that
Plus Trump's kind of a big deal and I'm sure he'll get a bit more of nice PR by aiding his family at this moment of loss and yadda yadda
Totally_Normal_Bee@reddit
Not the ear, the fact that there was an assassination attempt, also i doubt whoever died was more relevant than one of the current presidential candidates
Eellliottt@reddit
Now hawkeye's cover is blown and he can't stop getting his dick sucked
StratusMetallic@reddit
Nobody has considered that it was an inside job, and he missed on purpose to help Trump win.
FunnyMoney1984@reddit
I read someone else say it was a pellet gun. But that would be crazy if it was a false flag and someone volunteered to be killed by the Secret Service to help Trump win.
StratusMetallic@reddit
If there was a conspiracy, it wouldn't be a volunteer. It would be a real sick individual that the CIA convinced through a certain online forum board to commit the act, except he missed and killed some innocents in the process. Wouldn't be the first time the glowies killed civvies.
Sigmatronic@reddit
Who would trust someone to shoot at their fucking ear with a gun
StratusMetallic@reddit
The shots seemed random and rushed, but in actuality it was a less-than-lethal round strategically loaded in the magazine to just give him an ear bleed. Actually, the conspiracy wasn't even to help Trump win, it was to make Trump and Biden unite as one so they can finally morph into a super-reptile and destroy the two party system in the US by becoming the first Demopublican president in history.
Alkanfel@reddit
Before moderators took the post down, there was a regard on WSB saying it was a fucking pellet gun. The post had 90 upvotes.
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
Foxehh3@reddit
Honestly it sounded extremely low caliber - like it could even be a fucking .22. Slightly shocked they killed someone with it.
Alkanfel@reddit
Why?
The US military uses a 5.56mm round, which is basically a .223. They are plenty effective.
Foxehh3@reddit
Because a .22 loses a ton of impact by range compared to other calibers and it was apparently a longrange and high ground shot.
Alkanfel@reddit
Oh I see what you mean. If it's like .22lr plinking ammo or whatever, yeah. But when I read your comment last night I took it to mean you thought that any round with a comparable caliber would be barely lethal. Obviously a .223 is going to have a lot more powder in it than a .22lr. I'd be curious to learn what kind of rifle he was using, since both his and the return fire sounded pretty similar to my ears. Suffice it to say I doubt he was firing .22lr but who knows
Foxehh3@reddit
No - any gun can kill given the right shot. It's just a single .22lr shot is much, much less likely to pierce anything severe.
With a larger caliber a shot literally anywhere on your head is likely to literally smash bones adjacent just by impact alone. A .22 has to hit an organ pretty directly - but it will absolutely kill you.
Turns out he used a 5.56 so you were literally right on the money. 3 inches to the left would have been a near instant-kill.
ShortTheseNuts@reddit
You have never fired a gun outside of a videogame if you think it fucking matters. Or would you let me fire a 22 at you at 800m? You'll pick it in the air with your hands right?
Foxehh3@reddit
I have fired so many fucking guns growing up so regularly it's actually unreasonably lmfao - and in my experience from a raised position at a decent range it's insanely hard to get a solid shot with a .22. The fact that someone died instantly and they managed to get a hit within 6 shots is pretty nutty.
ShortTheseNuts@reddit
Not reading all that buddy
whitewail602@reddit
It was def low caliber, which is probably why they missed.
csbsju_guyyy@reddit
The only thing that's low caliber here is your IQ buddy
whitewail602@reddit
Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm simply repeating something my Marine infantry combat veteran buddy said to me. We have both been shooting since age five 🤷♂️.
Bigpumkin123@reddit
Not sure what you've been shooting that would make you think caliber matters at 150 yards
whitewail602@reddit
Do you shoot? Because my comment was mutually agreed upon in my friend group that includes several expert marksmen. Almost all of us have been shooting since age 5. This group includes several Marine combat veterans.
whitewail602@reddit
You're a little quick on the draw there cowboy
Alkanfel@reddit
It looks to me like he turned his head right as the shot was fired, which probably saved his life. Based on what I've seen of the surrounding area and where the shooter was perched, it looks like he was aiming for the back of the head just above the ear, which is as good a place as any for a kill shot at that angle.
I don't really think the caliber of the rifle had anything to do with it. Military rifles are 5.56 (which is basically .22lr) and are effective at that range.
Rakhun125@reddit
5.56 is basically .22 lr? Excuse me? Number close so boolet close ig
EnclaveGannonAlt@reddit
No, it’s basically .223. Found the cocky shitlib who’s arrogant cause he knows 2 more types of ammo than his mates.
Alkanfel@reddit
In his defense, I did say that initially but realized my mistake and squeaked out an edit. He may have seen the original comment.
LukeDankwalker@reddit
true, if they fired an anti tank gun they couldn’t have missed
EricTheEpic0403@reddit
Who doesn't anybody ever use high explosives for this kinda thing? Shooter couldn't get his hands on a damn rifle grenade?
IAMJIMMYRAWR@reddit
If you look it up, that's how the Black Hand originally tried to kill Franz Ferdinand. The fact that one of the assassins got a chance to just walk up to his car and shoot him was an accident.
ZombieAlienNinja@reddit
I mean Ukraine has taught us all about the wonders of drones.
whitewail602@reddit
I was thinking recoilless rifle, but I like your style.
PiscesSoedroen@reddit
Should've went with the mk19 so they'll hit regardless of aim
AlexBondra@reddit
This is nonsense spewed by shitlibs who have never operated a gun
flagellat-ey@reddit
Dude was a cock length away from the history books
I_am_What_Remains@reddit
He will be in the history books
ProgrammerLeast7807@reddit
Even Hoover is in the history books (and he was objectively the worst President)
skilliard7@reddit
FDR was way worse than Hoover. Hoover was a mid president tbh
Maximillion322@reddit
Andrew Jackson was worse imo
I’m pretty sure Andrew Jackson is the single worst president in all of American history
Mesarthim1349@reddit
Andrew Jackson was a shitty human, but as a president? There's been much worse than he
TypeRiot@reddit
I think Trump is worse for the fact that he got millions of americans killed with his inaction over covid, negotiating with terrorists to pull out of afghan, and cozying up with literal dictators. Oh and the 2 impeachments and 34 (so far) felony convictions.
Adventurous-Ad-7967@reddit
What about James Buchanan? Jackson at the very least fought against the political elites of his time and is responsible for creating Jacksonian Democracy which expanded political representation to poor whites instead of just rich ones. It's not much but that probably lifts him out of the bottom 5.
IAMJIMMYRAWR@reddit
IDK about that, personally I'd say it's James Buchanan for worst president. Sure, hoover didn't do much to help the depression, but I don't think that trumps, failing to prevent a civil war and ignoring the bleeding Kansas crisis.
I_am_What_Remains@reddit
Woodrow Wilson is worse IMO
Who-Just-Shit-Myself@reddit
He’ll be in the history book and credited as the man who helped Trump secure his victory. Those photos of him with his fist up and blood on his face (which will definitely be in the books), plus a failed assassination attempt, it all but spells Trump Won.
flagellat-ey@reddit
True
SeliciousSedicious@reddit
We now know your cock is on the smaller side
bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)
He'll be in the history books anyway, just with a paragraph instead of an entire subheading.
Keeps_on_Lurking@reddit
At least he had the balls to try.
proud_NIMBY_98@reddit
If Trump was responsible for inciting J6, then clearly Biden is responsible for inciting this assassination attempt, with his “threat to democracy” rhetoric. This is even worse imo
SeliciousSedicious@reddit
Pretty sure there’s a monumental difference between the two with one of them having a lot more verifiable evidence than the other.
ZombieAlienNinja@reddit
We have zero information about motive. Maybe it was a former worker of his that he screwed over.
proud_NIMBY_98@reddit
lol ok sure, we have no idea what the motive was. Maybe shooter was mike pence!
Munnin41@reddit
We know who he was, we don't know the motive
wpm@reddit
threat to democracy, so vote him out
lets not pretend this threat to democracy schtick hasn't been going on for decades now
rancidfart86@reddit
It’s not like the senile fuck is wrong though, you yankees are about to elect diet putin
proud_NIMBY_98@reddit
Well hes pretty wrong with how this one turned out; a political opponent nearly being assassinated is pretty bad, thats the true threat to democracy
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
I'm just shocked there haven't been more assassination attempts at Trump.
SeliciousSedicious@reddit
I remember seeing some video once of some idiot in some shit wagon trying and failing to pull out of a ditch to ram into the beast.
Regard couldn’t even get the shit wagon out of the ditch not that it would’ve done much if he even hit the beast.
FunnyMoney1984@reddit
I think this is the second. But it's the first one that actually hit.
Heyguysimcooltoo@reddit
If you use the term Libshits in real life then i wish you were shot lol
Subject_Book1676@reddit
not sure if real but saw a picture of what the shooter looks like , looks like an incel
josongni@reddit
Wouldn’t the shitlib take be to denounce the shooting despite your principled disagreements with the man?
CandidateMiserable74@reddit
If he didn't missed there'd be a fucking Civil War
catinterpreter@reddit
I'd say his survival is more empowering for his cause.
CyborgNinja777@reddit
If he died, he'd be the martyr of the US and his replacement would sweep the elections. This may fire up his voter base, but it ain't gonna have the impact that Trump dying would have had.
whoShitMyPants408@reddit
There's gonna be one anyway. Let's just get it over with so I can hang some billionaires before I'm too old to feel pain in my joints while doing it.
Formal-Influence-192@reddit
it was glad from a teleprompter that hit his ear, not a bullet
virus_apparatus@reddit
Always aim center of mass and never for a headshot
Joshgg13@reddit
I bet the shooter is so sad that everyone is upset with him rn 🥺
vitringur@reddit
with 6 bullets he missed a 50cm diameter target from 100m away.
what a clown indeed
TeensyTrouble@reddit
he technically hit
Demerlis@reddit
we sure trump didnt take a page from the wrestling and just cut himself while he was down?
Massacheefa_@reddit
2 people died
BlueAnon take: "probably a staged event"
Mr_Cheeseburgler@reddit
I mean I do not believe that itbis staged. But we gotta admit: 2 lives for a presidency is a price Trump would happily pay.
Massacheefa_@reddit
BlueAnon loves saying I do t believe it, but it probably is that way though
Total_Cartoonist747@reddit
Most people on the big subs are claiming this rn. The psyop/mental regardation is real.
FiveCentsADay@reddit
Weak. Say the word or don't say it, but dont censor the shit into something else
Total_Cartoonist747@reddit
I'm not sure if it applies to this sub, but I remember when reddit auto-banned users using the word "re*ard". Just being careful.
FiveCentsADay@reddit
Stand by it, get banned
solarscopez@reddit
Yeah I've gotten a couple accounts suspended for saying the full word, you have to use keywords otherwise you'll get snuffed out. Internet has just gotten so soft in the past decade.
Lolmemsa@reddit
I mean also most people probably didn’t hear about the death toll yet
calmdownmyguy@reddit
I'm pretty sure people are just doing a little trollin
whitewail602@reddit
To be fair, I'm pretty sure 98% of us assumed it was pageantry at first.
justarandomreader1@reddit
Nah just libs
We have been predicting that this is going to happen someday when they're desperate
And lo and behold!
Alcoholic_jesus@reddit
I’ve heard worse from conservatives
whitewail602@reddit
Yea but that doesn't mean the shooting wasn't just a coincidental event. I mean, what of that was a marital dispute and Trump just happened to be in the way? You can't prove it's not true 🤷♂️
SeriousGains@reddit
Yes Trump comes to every rally prepared with a blood pack for this very opportunity.
whitewail602@reddit
Somehow I'm not surprised the obvious sarcasm is being missed on this sub
Massacheefa_@reddit
RomeosHomeos@reddit
Yeah that would be smart. Definitely worth the risk
ProgrammerLeast7807@reddit
Looked at the replay - not likely, looks real. He acts like a his ear just got stung before he realizes what it was.
elite5472@reddit
Probably got the lower cut when he dropped to the floor. The one above follows the trail of the shot.
dg2793@reddit
Close only counts in horseshoe and hand grenades there buddy boy.
Horror_Rub8609@reddit
And nukes
JacenVane@reddit
I'd argue that that falls, loosely, under 'hand grenades'.
Throwawayalt129@reddit
And pregnancies
HatsuneM1ku@reddit
Bro is having a special moment here I respect that
cicmak@reddit
he hit a model, not a hitbox
LifeIsVeryLong02@reddit
Found the shooter's reddit account
arbiter12@reddit
Unironically, the shooter probably has a reddit account, if you think about it.
FD4L@reddit
Someone got a free ear piercing.
whitewail602@reddit
What if he comes back with an American flag hoop there?... Im not a fan, but NGL that.might.make we switch teams. he almost got me with the boutit ass fist in the air as the secret service piled on him.
BobSacamano47@reddit
Foul tip
Scrungyscrotum@reddit
That's why I wash it.
bloodklaus@reddit
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Shad0wkity@reddit
In all fairness he missed 100% of the shots he did take as well
bloodklaus@reddit
He drew blood, so I'd call it a soft hit.
FilHor2001@reddit
I mean, he did kill an innocent bystander so that must count for something, I guess.
Bigshock128x@reddit
And he killed a spectator + critically injured 2.
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
Instead of drawing, he should have focused on shooting.
Shad0wkity@reddit
So maybe 98.5%
GarugasRevenge@reddit
More like 6/10 for partial credit.
Arlcas@reddit
truly an xcom player
calmdownmyguy@reddit
I had to put that down a couple hours ago because I got pissed missing a 91% hight advantaged shot.
Michaelmac8@reddit
Wayne Gretzky
Michael Scott
jokkuno@reddit
John Wilkes Booth is fucking clowning on this guy in hell rn
solarscopez@reddit
John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald are spitroasting him in hell while Satan strokes his cock and watches
OreoSwordsman@reddit
r/brandnewsentencd
WrenTheEgg@reddit
this comment would kill a peasant
Totally_Normal_Bee@reddit
This comment would vaporize a 14th century priest
itaa_q@reddit
The real fake and gay is always in the comments
I-Am-Polaris@reddit
what
BustedAnomaly@reddit
Imagine wanting people dead over their political beliefs. Absolute psychotic behavior.
BlepBlupe@reddit
Can't believe people didn't just stop at telling hitler and Castro that they respectfully disagree with them
ii_zAtoMic@reddit
Lmao yes because Trump is surely comparable to Hitler and Castro. God you people are so fucking insufferable
BlepBlupe@reddit
I didn't say that. You said you can't believe people want others dead for their politics, people wanted them dead for their politics and had tons of assassination attempts. John lennon and Reagan for example aren't comparable, since they were shot for non political reasons techincally
BustedAnomaly@reddit
Oh! And here my dumb ass was thinking people wanted Hitler dead because of the Holocaust and perpetuating a war that killed millions more! Little did I know it was for his stance on tax reform and foreign relations! Egg on my face!
BlepBlupe@reddit
Today I learnt: war isn't considered a political matter
Judasz10@reddit
While refering to politicians the guy obviously didn't mean those who are war criminals. Don't pick the most abnormal extereme example to suit your narrative.
BlepBlupe@reddit
They're the most famous examples for having had dozens of attempts and surviving. I get why people here are thinking I'm drawing a direct parallel between them, but personally I get annoyed by people that call everything they dislike fascist or nazi like. I purely chose them because they're the first people that came to mind for famously surviving assassination attempts
Judasz10@reddit
Well then it might be a good idea not to mention hitler as soon as you see an opportunity. It's an awful example because both were dictators. We are talking about politicians in democratic nations (which should not need to be specified, it's obvious).
BlepBlupe@reddit
He said he can't believe somebody would want somebody else dead over their politics. That doesn't strike you as an extremely dumb and naive stance? You're shocked to learn that the person who's base is so infatuated with him that they stormed the capitol where people got shot to death has enemies? Also as if shinzo Abe wasn't assassinated a year or 2 year ago and the Slovakian president or whoever was shot at < a year ago. If political violence surprises you, you're not especially bright.
BustedAnomaly@reddit
Lmao, dodge the point any harder and you might hurt yourself. Are you insinuating that the Holocaust is also a political matter?
So what had Trump done to warrant being murdered?
BlepBlupe@reddit
I never said what trump did warranted murder. And yes, genocide would also fall under politics I'd say. Work on your reading comprehension.
BustedAnomaly@reddit
Ok. I'll just stick with not shooting at people due to ultimately petty differences. 🤷♂️
BlepBlupe@reddit
🥳
Lulamoon@reddit
uhhhh yes the holocaust was a political choice? It was their political belief that jews should be exterminated.
rancidfart86@reddit
There were assasination attempts on him long before the holocaust
BustedAnomaly@reddit
If he hadn't done anything like what we're talking about by that point, then I think the people who tried to do that were awful. Just like in the case with Trump. Awful. They had no way of knowing what he would become so they just tried to kill him over petty differences. Just because in retrospect we know he becomes evil or does evil things later doesn't mean he deserved to be murdered before he did/was those things. It's the baby Hitler argument.
rancidfart86@reddit
I’m pretty sure giant rallies and constant propaganda about how all jews are evil and that part in mein kampf about how Germany needs to conquer lands of its eastern neighbors were pretty telling.
BustedAnomaly@reddit
Then genocide was part of his stance and your point of it being prior to the Holocaust is now irrelevant. 🤷♂️
Bezray@reddit
You are so fucking dumb. Maybe if trump started world war 3 and gassed all the jews he should be assassinated
BustedAnomaly@reddit
Yeah you're right. Trump's definitely on par with those people. Forgive me!
BlepBlupe@reddit
I just replied to the other guy. Read that
beckthecoolnerd@reddit
Do you have any fucking clue what trump actually wants
HelloYouSuck@reddit
Money in his pockets, mostly. Epstein papers sealed, secondly.
beckthecoolnerd@reddit
Money yes. But also trans and gay people eradicated. He doesn’t give a shit about anyone.
HelloYouSuck@reddit
He doesn’t give a shit about trans or gay people enough to eradicate them. Also Trans do a great job eradicating themselves.
beckthecoolnerd@reddit
I wish that were true. But all you need do is look at the anti trans bills that have been proposed in the last year to know that republicans and trump very much do give a shit about trans people existing and would like to change that.
Why do you think trans people “eradicate themselves”? Perhaps because of people that tell them they are disgusting and wrong and broken and should die? Maybe because of people who refuse to give them the basic decency of using their real name or referring to them the way they should be referred to?
BustedAnomaly@reddit
I must be a little out of the loop. When did he say he wants to exterminate a specific group of people?
beckthecoolnerd@reddit
Please read Project 2025. He wants trans people eradicated.
BustedAnomaly@reddit
Well a search of the terms transgender and transsexual in that document yields some pretty awful things indeed. Such as disallowing trans people from joining the military and using "public monies" on gender re-assignment surgery. Which to be clear I wholeheartedly disagree with everything I saw regarding trans rights in that document. In addition to that I neither voted for Trump the first time, second time, nor planned to this time. I really could not care less what trans people do, it's not my business what surgeries they want and if they're serving in the military, more power to them.
Having said this, I did not see anything involving genocide or anything that may prompt me to try and shoot him in the head or justify in my mind someone else doing that. Just to continue not voting for him. Though it appears you feel differently. Granted, it's an extremely long document and I did not comprehensively read all 922 pages so maybe it says something about extermination or zyklon b that I missed.
Namesarenotneeded@reddit
Nothing states termination, but he wants to ban/outlaw pornography and wants to put the ideas of being gay/transgender (and so on) under that label collectively.
So, while he’s not screaming termination like a certain political leader of a first world country, he does want to outlaw it, which is pretty bad in it’s own right.
Munnin41@reddit
Hw literally said that Israel should just bomb the shit out of gaza
WolfieTooting@reddit
Agreed.
formershitpeasant@reddit
They might want him dead over the coup attempt
Late_Emu@reddit
u/jesterflesh
ZombieSazza@reddit
2 inches really are bigger than you think
downvotedforwoman@reddit
xXxImJusticexXx@reddit
And I thought Americans were better at aiming
m8_is_me@reddit
It's been a while since an assassination/attempt
Maximillion322@reddit
There’s supposed to be a curse where a president dies in office every 20 years. Trump was the first president in over 100 years to break that curse, as the timing would’ve lines up for him to die in office between 2016 and 2020
Perhaps the curse is just running a little late
FrazzleFlib@reddit
After this, I doubt anyone else is gonna get the oppurtunity to try again for quite some time lmao
Maximillion322@reddit
No but I hope he has a heart attack
Mesarthim1349@reddit
20 years before Trump though was the 90s, and Bill went through just fine?
Reagen was shot the decade prior, but lived.
bidumbass6@reddit
Reminds me of this image i found
A03EA@reddit
1sh1tbr1cks@reddit
Bro tried to go for the headshot and missed, should've played it safe & drop a few center-mass and hoped it slices a heart.
FunnyMoney1984@reddit
Maybe he was worried Trump would be wearing a bulletproof vest.
mrpooker@reddit
People are gonna be really surprised when they find out Richard Simmons is the shooter.
BlackICEE32oz@reddit
It was a brainwashed male model.
WashYourEyesTwice@reddit
He should have used "Magnum" instead 😉
EternityLeave@reddit
And twice as surprised when they find out he never wore a headband
Trendiggity@reddit
holy fucking shit.
whitewail602@reddit
🤔
TalkingChiggin@reddit
Oh, sure, the ONE time it isnt an automatic weapon 🤦♂️
BlackICEE32oz@reddit
Yeah, what kind of poor fuck can't get on Palmetto State and drop $500 for an AR-15? I mean, for Christ's sake. Probably could have scored a decent optic and bipod, too. We literally JUST had a round of 4th of July sales.
kpingvin@reddit
I mean he should have known we wasn't gonna need money afterwards.
turumbarr@reddit
AR-15s aren't automatic
rustydingdong5@reddit
Should've brought a bump stock. But I get that he probably wanted to target only Trump.
PiscesSoedroen@reddit
Even then, motherfucker can at the very least try to double tap him with a semi
BlackICEE32oz@reddit
Not with that attitude.
Guardiancomplex@reddit
He had an AR according to the secret service.
UltimateInferno@reddit
Come on, we got shown up by Japanese man who built his own gun. We're the gun country.
TypeRiot@reddit
That’s because no one, not even Abe, thought that he could get shot in public.
MagosRyza@reddit
RIP Space Cowboy forever in our hearts
YourAverageGod@reddit
Bro died and left a legacy of regardedness
EraAppropriate@reddit
Rartedness*
ImprovisedLeaflet@reddit
“Violence has no place in America!”
Taskforcem85@reddit
Correct, violence is only supposed to occur outside the empire.
ToolkitSwiper@reddit
It's why god created the middle east, America's playground
Mesarthim1349@reddit
"And then, God had said, "Behold, I have granted you a new DLC, with new regions to unlock and new tech to purchase. For I am the Lord, the merciful one".
-Revolutions, Chapter 17 verse 76
IuseArchbtw97543@reddit
Or to those we dont like
AfternoonGullible428@reddit
The virtue signaling is ridiculous.
darthsexium@reddit
Shooter doesnt care anymore, he's dead Anon
fucccboii@reddit
Hello_IM_FBI@reddit
My favorite jacket
Mesarthim1349@reddit
Ikr? Is there like, a club I can join to get a jacket like this?
_TLDR_Swinton@reddit
Femboy Booty Inspector.
Metrix145@reddit
Danny, just because you bought a jacket that spells out FBI with "female body inspector" under it with smaller letters does not mean you're a fed.
uitvrekertje@reddit
Did you not read his name? He's clearly fbi
Metrix145@reddit
Ah yes, the female body inspector, my apologise.
RandomAmerican81@reddit
Federal booby inspector
Desert_Aficionado@reddit
Can I be FBI guy too?
I_Don-t_Care@reddit
what about the afterlife then anon? you never think anon do you
BlackICEE32oz@reddit
Abe Lincoln is waiting for him with a pair of knuckle dusters.
-NoNameListed-@reddit
Nah, Abe got the damn steel chair (he was a wrestler)
deanrihpee@reddit
bro didn't play the Modern Warfare campaign as Price
HighArctic@reddit
lol i think the whole thing was just staged af. trump prob cut his own ear after someone fired a blank or something just to rally people. those photos are too much
I_am_What_Remains@reddit
Do you hear what you’re saying? People in the audience died
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
Correlation does not equal causation. Maybe they died of any other cause.
HighArctic@reddit
no one died, i was watching. no one in the crowd even seemed concerned.
LolTheMees@reddit
I just watched the clip, people are literally screaming and ducking when they realise that MULTIPLE gunshots have been fired, where do you think those gunshots went? Up trump’s ass?
bottledry@reddit
thats probably unrelated
ResponsibleStep8725@reddit
They were probably just acting dead until they were brought away.
BlackICEE32oz@reddit
"But what's my motivation?" Stop talking. The bystander doesn't talk.
ski-person@reddit
ValHallen11698@reddit
Gonna give a guy with an ego a god complex
WolfieTooting@reddit
I blame Jodie Foster
JodieFostersCum@reddit
Why
American_Greed@reddit
look up the Reagan assassin
Trevdaddi@reddit
POV: Deomcrats: Guns are only good when you used them to shoot at republicans.
Bladereaper@reddit
Shoulda been a doohickey, it would have been perfect
Corbakobasket@reddit
Whaaaat? Trump got shot?!
wytchmaker@reddit
I can't wait for the conspiracy theories to start pouring in. I'll start. Biden made a statement 5 days ago, saying we have to "put Trump in a bullseye". Trump party staged an assassination attempt. Trump is wounded with tactical precision while giving a speech, bloody, fist pumping as he is taken off stage. "Shooter is down". Trump is a martyr, wins the election if it wasn't already sealed before this. Biden will be remembered as the senile clown that tried to kill Trump, but failed. Now we just have to wait on some Jack Ruby type to realize this and make a move. I've got my popcorn.
LolTheMees@reddit
Just went on YouTube and the first comment is exactly this, while the other half are claiming it’s staged. It’s crazy to me that a shitposting subreddit somehow has a higher average IQ than every YouTube comment section.
BinaryTriggered@reddit
biden made the bullseye comment 4 hours before the rally, just FYI
GamingGems@reddit
And what if we find out the shooter spent more than 4 hours planning this?
Normal_polish_boi@reddit
LikeSoda@reddit
Biggest choke in history. This one will be discussed in 2000 years
NanolathingStuff@reddit
Bruh wtf?
i just woke up, open reddit while eating breakfast and this is the first shit i see
SkillNo1494@reddit
If you're gonna fuck things up. Do it properly. This thing he accomplished just slipped edged both sides. (And a right ear)
TOTT96@reddit
That was fast
bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)
The media works fast, but soyjak artists work faster.
SpiritLongjumping931@reddit
What happened?
wherearemyballs112@reddit
Right, dude had one job
Master-Metal-9381@reddit
he wasnt employed by the cia thats why
karma_hit_my_dogma@reddit
Imagine being a nobody, taking your shot, missing, dying, and you’re even less cool than you were before.
Tack22@reddit
I would have voted for whatever republican replaced him.
Playful_Pollution846@reddit
Either Trump got Lucky as hell or the Shooter was shit
Maybe both
Petrarch1603@reddit
pulled a Gordan Bombay
HenryAlSirat@reddit
Yeah but one inch the other way and he would've missed entirely
Ironborn137@reddit
You can tell the person who wrote this greentext is a Trump supporter because he didn't call them idiots.
Which also makes the OP a regard.
Jamnitrix@reddit
It's a given that they're idiots, no need to mention it
butterfingahs@reddit
"Trump supporters" vs EDGY SHITLIBS, yeah not hard to see what OP's views are
Abject-Western7594@reddit
The loser pulled low and left, which is characteristic of a noob shooter.
ski-person@reddit
Nah man, look at the blood trails. Must have shot from behind/the side so it would have been off to the right
Nozza_@reddit
But didn’t someone behind him die from the gunfire?
ski-person@reddit
Oh, you right you right
Nozza_@reddit
Someone linked a twitter post showing an overhead of the area. Looks like it was the only close vantage point. Not sure why they didn’t have men up there in the first place
ski-person@reddit
Maybe because the FBI asked the secret service not to cover that area 😨😰
Atom-but-nice@reddit
I wouldn’t be surprised if a ton of peoples reactions to this were “Fine, I’ll do it myself”
Fuhrious520@reddit
But was it an official act?
ObsydianDuo@reddit
Yeah I wanted him to get unalived, I ain’t gonna lie or try to deny.
Icarusthesecond@reddit
Hes got a family who would be devastated
EternityLeave@reddit
They can go too
Alarakion@reddit
I mean, the kid? The kid who had no choice as to where he was born and hasn’t been proven to be a shit head yet like his siblings?
EternityLeave@reddit
Especially the kid.
WolfieTooting@reddit
Ladies and gentlemen we have an edgelord in the house
PossumAttack@reddit
Redistribute that inheritance fam gimme gimme
DonnieMoistX@reddit
I hate you, not for your opinions, but because you unironically use the word unalived
dr0ps00t3r@reddit
If you’re gonna write some shit like this, at least don’t use brain rot vocabulary for it
ifunnywasaninsidejob@reddit
Like and subscribe
RegalBeagleKegels@reddit
how the fuck can you type something like this and not be horribly embarrassed
ifunnywasaninsidejob@reddit
Give it a few days, everyone will be saying it.
MannicWaffle@reddit
Fkin176@reddit
Anon, as many such cases have shown might be regarded. Because I haven't seen anyone sane say he should've died.
ii_zAtoMic@reddit
I mean, if you classify a good chunk of leftists as insane, you’re technically right.
JackC1126@reddit
Lee Harvey Oswald would be ashamed
proud_NIMBY_98@reddit
If Trump was responsible for inciting J6, then clearly Biden is responsible for inciting this assassination attempt, with his “threat to democracy” rhetoric. This is even worse imo
Killagina@reddit
Bad bot
proud_NIMBY_98@reddit
lmao so now the president isnt responsible for what they say and what may come from it? at least this has nearly cemented trump as winner, gg no re
Bowman_van_Oort@reddit
least he got his first class ticket back to the void so he doesn't have to experience the absolute shit he deserves lmao
TheGaslighter9000X@reddit
Many such cases
goosebumper88@reddit
We finally gettin that civil war sequal they've been teasing or was that all just bantz?
redstercoolpanda@reddit
He makes pretty good music on YouTube now though.