What idiotic thing have you done that you can’t believe you got away with?

Posted by heywhatwait@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 473 comments

TL/DR I left my keys in my front door all day Yesterday morning, as I’m leaving the house and locking the door, I see an elderly neighbour across the road and so I go ask him how he’s been doing etc etc. Then off to work I go. I come home, and when getting out the car, I realise I can’t find my house keys anywhere. I look at my front door, and there in the keyhole are the keys still hanging. In an unlocked door. I can’t believe I got away with not having someone walk into my house, and relieve me of my worldly goods. Or that my wife didn’t get home before me, the result being I would not be here to ask this question.