Delta Airlines food | TheaterFire

Whistleblowers aren't even their most recent major fuck up. They were caught with rusted titanium parts this week. Titanium doesn't contain iron and cannot rust.

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readditredditread@reddit

Titanium fakers, titanium fakers, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when oxidation exposes you???

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Lepke2011@reddit

Say, buddy. I got this bit of dirt on Boeing. You wanna hear it? ![gif](giphy|C4etHHKiPgDqKCPP0m|downsized)

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PRSouthern@reddit

If it’s Air France fresh seafood is on the menu.

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PRSouthern@reddit

If it’s Air France seafood is on the menu.

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Create_Flow_Be@reddit

Fly first class. It’s far better.

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NiobiumThorn@reddit

...and this is? Seriously wtf is this

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tacotacotacorock@reddit

You can see the outline of the pasta aka ravioli.

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giraffeneckedcat@reddit

That could be some kind of "crust" making it more of a hybrid chicken pot/shepherd's pie?

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NiobiumThorn@reddit

Still doesn't explain the granular substance in the upper left

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tacotacotacorock@reddit

The container in the upper left is to catch anything that falls off the bare feet of anyone nearby.

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Meat_Cucumber@reddit

I believe it's a bulgar wheat salad. I had that same meal a few months ago.

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Dependent_Store952@reddit

Its ravioli I was handed this same meal on the flight as well. I was drunk so I ate it. Wasn’t terrible but definitely not decent or good. Just straight up edible. Tiramisu was decent though.

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Crosseyed_owl@reddit

Maybe I'm just extremely lucky but I don't remember ever eating tiramisu that wouldn't be somewhat enjoyable. It's just like tiramisu is so good that even the low cost versions are yummy.

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Agreed. I’m not a big fan of the “tiramisu” cake that some stores try to pass off as tiramisu. It’s a yellow cake with coffee flavored icing. It’s not tiramisu! With that said, if a piece were in front of me right now, I would eat that thing so fast haha

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Dependent_Store952@reddit

I’ve never faced a tiramisu that I didn’t like either. How can you go wrong?

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livrerie@reddit

Sorry it wasn't good, but glad you didn't starve lol

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DietCthulhu@reddit

Ravioli with peas and tomato sauce; I had it recently. Not great by any means but there’s much worse airline food out there. Delta food in general is usually decent af.

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Key-Lettuce2535@reddit

this is airlines food

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Almainyny@reddit

What’s the deal?

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Training-Trick-8704@reddit

Shepards pie if I had to guess

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Ok-Hovercraft7184@reddit

Sunk to a new low! Yuck! I wouldn't hit a dog in the a$$ with that $h!+ !

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Kentbaddeley@reddit

I’ll have the something with peas please

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Ashamed-Scarcity6202@reddit

I ask for the vegetarian or kosher or halal. They’re usually marginally better.

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Ashamed-Scarcity6202@reddit

🤢🤮

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billybarnacle123@reddit

bro im bout the throw U-egrte4wjmoi3p2qtk3g4j5nhti03pow\[bin q3pr wmfqemgr

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WelderAggravating896@reddit

People have these crazy expectations of plane food, but let's be honest, if it's not gone bad, you're usually just happy to eat at that point. Most of the time for me I'm already feeling unwell/headache by the time I'm served so I'm happy with anything. The one time I WASN'T happy with plane food was when I was flying to Japan this spring and they served us this omelet with salsa thing. I could tell something was off about the salsa, like it was kind of sour and bad, but I already had a brainsplitting migraine and was literally crying from the pain (none of the flight attendants wanted to help me or give me a painkiller), so I ate it anyway. Long story short, when we were already in Japan the next day, I could not. stop. shitting. Legit, I don't know what was in that eggs and salsa but I was just nonstop on the toilet for the majority of our first day. It was so bad.

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GrayHero2@reddit

Hijack the plane and take it somewhere with decent food.

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rededelk@reddit

I'd probably eat a hungry man before that, maybe you could take one and ask to use the microwave. Otherwise I take a fair amount of food on flights so I can snack and get by without having to eat airline cafeteria food, I'd rather eat an mre which ain't saying much

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om11011shanti11011om@reddit

At least US airlines still give meals. On European flights, you have to pay like 20 euros for "meal" that doesn't cover half of this.

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tgodxy@reddit

“That’ll be 34.99”

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brokoljub@reddit

As horrible as it looks, i never had issues with airline food. It really breaks the monotony of those long flights.

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peacenchemicals@reddit

i agree. maybe it’s bc i’m drunk by the time the meals get served, but i’m just grateful to get some food at all i just be jamming the fuck out to my music when i’m drunk, playing games, overall just vibing. and then boom!! food and bevs! it’s great and tbh i’ve never had bad airplane food either? it’s cool too bc my wife and i will get two diff things and we’ll split it i guess my brain just associates airplane food with good times (besides the scary flying part)

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AvoidingCape@reddit

This comment is wild Like, I'll have a cup or two of wine over a ten hour intercontinental flight but being drunk on a plane sounds like a horrible experience lol

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Tripondisdic@reddit

I feel like I can hear this comment being screamed over loud music at a club

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thetravelingpeach@reddit

I got drunk on a plane once and it was amazing. We were on a nonstop long haul flight to Tokyo and I was seated next to a very exhausted nurse on her way to a Thailand beach vacation. The woman in front of us started berating the flight attendant after the flight attendant declined to bring her a 3rd meal (she didn’t like the first two the attendant had been kind enough to bring her). Nurse and I tag teamed up on the rude woman and shamed her into putting on her sleep mask and not speaking for the rest of the flight, and the flight attendant brought us free wine for the rest of the flight It was absolutely lovely but I was very hungover for our first morning in Tokyo

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reedzkee@reddit

flight opioids are next level. 40 mg oxycodone makes for a very pleasant ride.

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SaintsNoah14@reddit

I'm thoroughly amused by how quickly that escalated.

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dangledingle@reddit

lol. My wife hates to fly and gets meds from the doc. She gets whacked out and suffers after landing 😬

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trasofsunnyvale@reddit

It is wild that this is somehow a fun story for you

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thetravelingpeach@reddit

I had a lovely plane ride where I made a human connection with two strangers - a lovely southern flight attendant and a hardworking NYC nurse, and all three of us had a fun time joking around. I’m sorry that you’ve never had a fun but short connection with a stranger, it sounds very miserable

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OkSyllabub3674@reddit

Some people are doomed to be content to wallow in their misery and strangely don't understand when other people aren't. 🤷‍♂️

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Macklemore_hair@reddit

I like your style, u/thetravelingpeach !

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Iamthewalrusforreal@reddit

I bought a liter of rum at duty free right before getting on a flight from JFK to Schiphol. About 30 minutes in I cracked it and poured a drink. Figured I'd save a little money. Then it dawned on me that I couldn't get it through customs on the other end with an open bottle. Genius that I am, I'm not going to waste money, so I figured I had 7 hours to polish off that bottle. I damn near pulled it off. Might have been two fingers left when we landed. Near as I could tell, nobody was the wiser, but boy was I fucked up. I used to drink too much. Don't even get me started on the 4 grams of shrooms I ate on the way back.

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AppropriateTouching@reddit

As a fellow alcoholic Im both impressed and horrified

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Choose_And_Be_Damned@reddit

As a fellow alcoholic I find it relatable.

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AppropriateTouching@reddit

Same. More than I care to admit.

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gsfgf@reddit

They don't check your backpack upon arrival do they?

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Iamthewalrusforreal@reddit

At customs they do. I left the dead soldier on the plane.

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Unit_79@reddit

Back in the Wild Wild West days, my buddy and I brought a sixer with us. It was a quiet flight so they turned a blind eye when we cracked our own beers. It was a wild time.

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clarabear10123@reddit

Oh it’s so much fun if you’re a chill drunk. I was vibin, playing animal crossing and listening to my podcasts, chill and drunk af and having a grand old time lol

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Northbound-Narwhal@reddit

It is.

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humanintheharddrive@reddit

I used to do long haul flights drunk because it was the only way I could fall asleep. Doing them sober and not sleeping is a better option.

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gsfgf@reddit

I disagree. Drunk sleep may not be good sleep, but it'll still reset my circadian rhythm way better than no sleep.

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gsfgf@reddit

Beats the hell out of being sober on a plane lol

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duck-duck--grayduck@reddit

I used to fly every six months when my now-husband and I were in a long distance relationship. Back then I was always fine, perfectly comfortable, no problem at all, and the first time I flew, a few years after I moved, I was *miserable*, and that's been the case ever since. Just freaking out due to feeling confined. I was very confused about why I used to be so okay with it until I remember how hard I used to hit the airport bar before my flights. Then I was like oooooooh it was drunkenness. I see. Now I just pay for exit rows and eat Ativan.

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sylvirawr@reddit

I got drunk on a transatlantic flight once. Slept for the last two hours of the flight. Landed horribly hungover and had another flight to catch after. Horrible experience, would never do it again lol

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popopotatoes160@reddit

Liquid courage is very helpful for some lmao

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boucblanc@reddit

Oh dude yeah I get a pint before a flight usually, regardless of time, and keep a steady buzz for anything under 5 hours. Makes the time fly - just flew to Greece, forgot my passport so had to go home, change flights, go back in like 3 hours, and so yeah being buzzed for the second airport attempt definitely smoothed it out

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Virghia@reddit

Haven't been on planes recently and I kinda miss airplane food. Can I go to an airport's catering office and ask for a few boxes of unserved/unsold ones?

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Read_Five@reddit

Totally. I’m not picky, but usually it’s decent. You’re also eating a hot meal 30,000 ft above the ground hurling toward your destination. They get added taste/visual points for that. It really does break up the flight too.

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kahran@reddit

Yup. Even a little packet of almonds and a Coke will really smooth things over

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MoirasPurpleOrb@reddit

Yeah they usually taste decent, even if they look horrible.

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Cobonmycorn@reddit

I’ve only ridden cheap ass flights but what’s the deal with the smell??? I feel like I’d be gagging. Does the whole plane smell like food for the rest of the flight?

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tarawful69@reddit

It’s under seasoned and kinda bland usually so not much aroma. Microwave meals basically.

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One-Goose98@reddit

Alotta you people ain't never been poor. It's better than nothing. For fucks sake try being grateful.

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SonicRainboom24@reddit

Poor people shouldn't be eating slop either, everyone should have access to quality, nutritious food for *at least* very cheap prices. You might agree, but instead of saying "this should be better" you said "it could be worse." Why should it ever be worse?

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theomnichronic@reddit

It's food on a flight you paid for, it's not being handed out by the red cross

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Mike_Coxslong420@reddit (OP)

Lol bro its not that deep

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CharacterPractice395@reddit

How long was your flight

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Sprinkles1966@reddit

Wildebeest with peas?

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Euphoric_Management8@reddit

I might destroy the quinoa and tiramisu

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muckers-@reddit

That tiramisu looks appetizing

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Spunkylover10@reddit

Where are you flying that they give you food?

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tofuonplate@reddit

I see nothing wrong with this. You're in 30000ft high in air. Try finding food up there. Also, Delta serves decent food even on economy. Try Air Canada. They'll give you frozen bread and water.

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The_Spectacle@reddit

I used to fly between New York and Texas a lot when I was a kid in the 90s. I remember on one of those flights I had some kind of fancy dinner, there was a chicken in a tiny dish and maybe some beans or some shit. that was the only time I've seen any kind of special meal service on any domestic flight. then came the baskets with the sandwiches in them. nowadays if you're lucky you get Biscoff but that's all.

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CompetitivePirate251@reddit

Canadian and American airline food is complete garbage, unless you are in business class … then it is tolerable. Had some cool meals flying in Thailand tho.

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Nonlethalrtard@reddit

I usually just get offered peanuts. I'd take this on my next flight

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rhondaanaconda@reddit

I get excited with the Biscoff cookies. I would be afraid to eat more than that because making your way to the bathroom feels like it would be treacherous.

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The_Spectacle@reddit

I LOVE those, I never had them until I took a flight to somewhere (hell if I remember where, likely either Denver or the west coast) I also found generic branded ones at Target with the scientific name for them, "speculoos" or whatever it is

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iDontLikeChimneys@reddit

Better than hospital or jail food. Well, depending on the hospital. The one time I went to jail I swear to god they spiked the “Gatorade” because I felt absolutely aweful after drinking it. Gave my tray away because I was getting out the next morning. Immediately went to Chick-fil-A when I left

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2presto4u@reddit

Take it from a physician: hospital food is inconsistent. One item on a menu can absolutely slap, and the one beneath it might be the single most unholy concoction known to man.

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The_Spectacle@reddit

I always had good luck with hospital food. lol I say "always" like I've spent longer than one four day stint in a hospital. but the food was surprisingly decent.

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iDontLikeChimneys@reddit

Yeah I noticed this too when I had a run with DKA (in and out of hospital almost ten times in a year). The Jersey hospital I was in was awesome, and then the Virginia hospitals (the two I went too) sometimes had bearable food and other times, even though I wanted to and needed to eat, I couldn’t stomach it

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winsomeallegretto@reddit

Amy's frozen dinners slap!

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ynwestrope@reddit

The hospital I gave birth in had pretty solid food, even if it generally needed more salt. The French toast and potato-crusted tilapia both stick in my mind as having been quite good.

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iDontLikeChimneys@reddit

I never enjoyed chicken broth until I had to go on an all liquid diet for a few days. For weeks later I enjoyed it as a soothing snack to open my sinuses. I think my best hospital meal was when they forgot I was diabetic and gave me some (and I use this term loosely) chicken, potatoes, fruit, and a frozen ice treat. The nurse came in and asked why my blood sugar was going up and I just shrugged :) It wasn't too high but definitely shouldn't have had it. I also had some nurses slip me a popcicle or two for my sore throat from the dehydration. I hated the misconception that diabetics can't have sugar - our bodies require it. It's just that we can't have a whole pack of oreos with a cup of chocolate milk and expect to not be close to the 300 range. Cheers and I hope the pregnancy went well!

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VividFiddlesticks@reddit

I feel so lucky, last time I was in the hopsital was a 3-day stay and lunch and dinner were frozen Amy's dinners - so much tastier than any hospital food I've ever been served.

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ThresherGDI@reddit

Fũd

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Juild@reddit

It looks like someone already it eat.

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Mike_Coxslong420@reddit (OP)

already it eat

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Oystermeat@reddit

I see you went with the Cheesy Uncrustables with peas

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Normal-Rain-Thanks@reddit

At least the tiramisu, while sketchy as hell, is labelled

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probablyatargaryen@reddit

Thank you for making me laugh after a tough day

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_keyboard-bastard_@reddit

what else did you want them to microwave?

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LarenCoe@reddit

That actually looks okay-ish.

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kSRawls@reddit

I had this yesterday on my 10 hour flight.It might not look pretty in this potato pic but I thought it was pretty good. Especially the tiramisu.

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cappiebara@reddit

That doesn't look that bad to me

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OliJalapeno@reddit

I'd eat. Want some mini pretzels?

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Typical-Technician46@reddit

Ooo this gonna plug the pipes real nice

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dustpal@reddit

NGL, looks tastier than some of my meals. And definitely couldn’t be worse than the abomination my roommate and I collaborated on. I wonder how people have such high bars….

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Choose_And_Be_Damned@reddit

Brought to you by the lowest bidder…

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sexyc3po@reddit

I just had a flight and I wish my meals looked like this

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a_r_i_e_t_a@reddit

still better than United

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Rowe_boat@reddit

It’s a good thing I was already on the toilet when I saw this one

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TheMaybeMan_@reddit

People hate on airplane food too much. What do you expect when everything has to be refrigerated, stored, and microwaved on a plane? They act like Delta is cutting corners with their food, it’s actually pretty good as far as plane food can go.

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christopher_mtrl@reddit

> What do you expect when everything has to be refrigerated, stored, and microwaved on a plane? They act like Delta is cutting corners with their food Business/First has similar constraints and airlines still manage to serve good food. This is definitly a meal that was cooked by an accountant.

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mareksoon@reddit

They could do better. [This](https://i.imgur.com/3vVAPQC.jpeg) was recent breakfast on American (domestic US first class); dinner was even better but I can’t find the photo. Quality does vary. [Here’s](https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/american-airlines-aadvantage/2146295-2024-aa-domestic-meal-meals-menu-photos-etc-master-thread.html) a forum where people share photos of their meals.

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formated4tv@reddit

First class food is presumably different from the gruel the rest of us peons eat back in economy? :D That's like 2 people's worth of seat room alone.

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mareksoon@reddit

Yes, of course (unfortunately). I’m just saying, they could do better. Being plated and served on a plane isn’t why it looks this way, which was the point made in the comment I replied to. They’re able to better plate/serve food that way in one part of the plane, so they *could* do better with meals served to the rest of the plane, they just don’t.

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Magikarp125@reddit

Yeah but it’s not profitable so why would they actually improve things?

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mareksoon@reddit

Correct. It’s not, “because it’s plated and served on an airplane.”

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Freakjob_003@reddit

The Gastropod podcast (which is excellent in general) has [a great episode about how airline food came to be](https://gastropod.com/first-class-fare/) and all the science/effort it took to make it (at least as best as they could) serviceable in that situation.

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Shoe-Stir@reddit

Literally, I feel like they’re also limited on what they can serve in the air that just won’t taste really bad. Pasta and tomatoes have a really strong taste, and “over salting” them for in-air consumption I feel is a lot more forgiving than some other foods. While maybe yeah, there could be a wider variety, but I was pretty satisfied with the time I was served on Delta. They served a mushroom and spinach gnocchi with cheese, and it made me think about it so much I made a similar dish when I arrived at home!

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Grennox1@reddit

I’d still eat it. Besides that one time I held a flight up because my burger took 50min to make. I had no idea the time. Felt horrible but that burger was good.

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robaroo@reddit

I flew first class on Delta recently, and it's not much better. Basically the same food, but they put it on a plate and then allow you to use their real utensils. Have also flown first class on United; it's just as bad. Food from first class on Alaska was actually not bad compared to the two others.

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kid_sleepy@reddit

I dunno, their breakfast for first class is decent. And open bar.

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Excellent-Ad-2443@reddit

never had delta food but im a weirdo who likes airline food in general, this however doesnt look to appealing, ive never been really disapointed with airline food either, i guess cos im hungry and would eat pretty much anything

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L3G1T1SM3@reddit

Absolutely wrong, those 3 cheese ravioli and taramissu go so hard

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Mike_Coxslong420@reddit (OP)

This is a subreddit called shittyfoodporn, not shittytastingfood, this is simply about how the food looks. Apparently some comments forgot the meaning of this subreddit.

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L3G1T1SM3@reddit

That is true, the Tiramisu looks not terrible though to be fair.

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robbothegiant@reddit

From XP, the tiramisu bangs

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broccoli_toots@reddit

It looks questionable but probably slaps. I got pancakes and mushroom risotto on my recent air canada flights. It was actually delicious lmao

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Glen-Runciter@reddit

pancakes and mushroom risotto... as one dish? or completely separate?

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No_Divide_0080@reddit

I just had that!!! We must be on the same flight. That shit with the quinoa was actually pretty good though lol.

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chipsicecream@reddit

As shitty as airline food can be, I have to say that I got a vegetarian lasagna with a béchamel/cacio y pepe type of sauce on a delta flight back in December, and it was legitimately really good, like I would eat it again right now if I could

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myEVILi@reddit

What in the name of animal byproduct is that?

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mimi7878@reddit

I’m so tired of that shitty cous cous salad.

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xgh0stx9@reddit

Hungry man lookin ass meal

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osmopyyhe@reddit

I just flew lufthansa business medium haul and premium economy long haul and the food was really good, this looks like ass in comparison.

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BigCryptographer2034@reddit

You would think they wouldn’t want to give their passengers diarrhea

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marlfox_00@reddit

It looks better than just having a mini bag of pretzels and a complimentary 6oz cup of soda

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Brooklynboxer88@reddit

That would taste great on a long flight, my tastebuds aren’t picky at all when it comes to airline food. It is what it is

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Macklemore_hair@reddit

I fly Spirit often, so the closest thing to a meal is that beef jerky and cheese box that they sell for $17

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FinePolyesterSlacks@reddit

What are they telling you it is?

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FinePolyesterSlacks@reddit

What are they telling you it is?

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Gbid@reddit

Dang, that looks meh. AA for looks way better; https://postimg.cc/xkKgCrKL

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skillmau5@reddit

I actually learned recently that it’s totally fine to bring food through TSA. Not sure about international flights, but you can bet I’m trying to bring through a sandwich instead of whatever that is.

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Meat_Cucumber@reddit

You've always been allowed to bring your own food. International or domestic.

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rbarr228@reddit

When we flew back home from Orlando, FL back in 2011, we stopped at a Waffle House for breakfast. My wife took a sausage biscuit to go and the TSA agent in training paused when he scanned my wife’s purse. His trainer told him “Dude, that’s her breakfast. Good catch, though!”.

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jfq722@reddit

About 7 hours ago, that was lasangna. But with all the delays and cancellations they heat it, then reheat it, then reheat it again until it looks, well, like that.

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GreyPon3@reddit

Looks like barf.

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InsertRadnamehere@reddit

Hey. At least there’s food. On United you have to pay for crappy snack packs.

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Xandy13@reddit

Let's see you make a meal on an airplane

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Select-Cockroach2448@reddit

Looks like a damn feast compared to the airplane food I usually get

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VendaGoat@reddit

Even Chef Boy-R-Dee would be ashamed to serve this.

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CreatorOD@reddit

Basic airline food. Imo the french one is the worst

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porkbutt@reddit

were you on a lhr flight to jfk last night by chance? i was. i saw this as they were handing it out and said no thanks. saw some kid open it up and smell it for a few minutes. but then he just decided to eat it

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robbzilla@reddit

I worked for an Airline Caterer in the past. The meals were usually a bit better than this.

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aeroartist@reddit

Ooh I had the "tiramisu" on my last overnight flight and I actually enjoyed it. It was still frozen a bit when I ate it and it was more like ice cream than tiramisu, so it didn't bother me that it was off the mark. Nice cocoa powder

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petewondrstone@reddit

Tiramasu looks fire lol

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Dean0Caddilac@reddit

Well Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta What did you expect you would get by flying fourth class?

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iwannabeded@reddit

It actually doesn’t look that bad

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Gloomy__Revenue@reddit

No matter how bad it looks, if I didn’t pack snacks, as soon as I smell whatever the slop is warming up in the back, I’m getting one—or quietly lamenting my lack of foresight and social anxiety preventing me from eating in public when alone 😰

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QuickShotMan@reddit

just eat it or starve

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voteblue18@reddit

I’ve seen way worse.

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dan_likes_jd@reddit

did delta fall off or something, one time i went on a plane of theirs and they offered gigantic cookies for free

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headbanger1186@reddit

The only flight I've been on that had food options was Aer Lingus and that shit was so good.

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skinned__knee@reddit

Cus life is a fucking nightmare

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Dall619@reddit

“Because we’re Delta Airlines, and life a fucking nightmare!”

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FlirtyLeigh@reddit

Good ol’ fashioned tiramistake!

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waynesbrother@reddit

It still look’s better than jail food, slightly

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HLividum@reddit

That Tiramisu is more like Tiramigiu.🙈

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Ok_Artichoke6571@reddit

What is in the upper left container? ... And the bottom one? Shepherds pie(s) ... or ravioli with peas?

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TateAcolyte@reddit

I've had this meal before and liked it lol. Definitely ugly as all heck though.

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trumpsnewneckpuzzy@reddit

Vomitus maximus

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shadowfaxthehorse_@reddit

wait I’ve had this meal and it’s actually kinda slaps

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happ3nings@reddit

I had that same meal from Dublin to Boston. The tiramisu wasn’t the worst😭😭😭

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TheMaybeMan_@reddit

That tiramisu is honestly so good. Also I was the only coffee drinker in my group so I got like three of them.

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jemuder@reddit

Beemsterkaas 👌

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Fluid_Fox23@reddit

I dig airplane food

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geoffacakes@reddit

I fucking hate airline food, how can people eat it? Take some sarnies and crisps.

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Mike_Coxslong420@reddit (OP)

My fat ass will eat anything, unless its sweet pickles or sweet potatoes.

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theomnichronic@reddit

I also hate these two foods lol

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Bennyisabitch@reddit

It’s actually not that bad in first class, plus you get to use actual silverware.

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iDontLikeChimneys@reddit

Sweet potatoes are so gross.

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So-Called_Lunatic@reddit

Sweet pickles taste how garbage smells.

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CommunicationHumble5@reddit

Oof

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Meatwit@reddit

I feel like I have witnessed a crime

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Svengoolie75@reddit

Oh my goodness, the shit that they serve….😐🤮

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Odd-Beautiful7515@reddit

Chicken piccata......

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Green-Dragon-14@reddit

Looks like any typical frozen food.

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Punch_Your_Facehole@reddit

I feel sorry for the people sitting next to you.

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One-Goose98@reddit

Alotta people ain't never been poor! It's better than nothing.

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Pink_Neons@reddit

I bring a hardy bag of trail mix on my flights. Plenty of calories and better than any meals I've personally had prior

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