ULPT request how can I fuck over my boomer neighbor who loves his lawn,

Posted by functional_moron@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 443 comments

Last year I cut down a large dying tree that was a at risk of falling on my house. Unfortunately it was so close to my driveway that removing the stump might cause my driveway to collapse and Unfortunately I can't afford to fix it right now. Apparently boomer neighbor made a complaint with the hoa and I now have to remove it and pay a fortune before July 1st. Boomer is obsessed with having a perfect lawn. What's the best way to make him miserable?