ULPT request how can I fuck over my boomer neighbor who loves his lawn,

I forget the exact details, but it involves making ice cubes from weed killer. Throw the ice cubes onto their land. This would be more if you don’t have easy access to the lawn or don’t want to risk being seen.

Might be a long shot and only temporary, but send out the utility company or whoever “call before you dig”. Say you’re going to be digging and need utilities marked, especially around the property line. Hope that some of the utilities cross over from the street onto your property. My neighbors had something like that done and the utilities sprayed a yellow dashed line across my lawn where the electric line was buried. Might temporarily annoy him with paint in his lawn. Or even more ULPT, hire someone to do it with a mixture of paint and grass killer and have them mark fake utility lines. (But not in your lawn). Just show up with a vest and a hardhat. That could be a way to get onto his property. Someone can pretend to be a surveyor or utility company. They can the also spread seeds or whatever. Do it when his isn’t home and keep back to the cameras. This would be a little extreme. You could also hire someone to go up to his house and put a Chinese menu on the door or something. Have them spread seeds or grass killer. Basically ways to get someone into his property without raising suspicion. Depends how big his lawn is, how good the cameras are and such.