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Here's The Proof... Tesla Cybertruck vs Porsche 911 Drag Race

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pankan76@reddit

WGAF. no one buys a Tesla CT because of the supposed win over the 911. The target audience for this truck will buy it regardless. The purpose of the video was to create a buzz and get free PR. That’s exactly what you’re doing, keeping the buzz going and generating more PR. as they say all, PR is good PR.
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bhauertso@reddit

One of the most sane takes in this entire thread is profoundly downvoted. It's hilarious that we have so many Very Serious People arguing about whether a pickup truck *towing a car* actually beat or did not beat a sports car in a drag race. Nitpicking a few hundred milliseconds this way or that. Nitpicking trailer weight, nitpicking the transmission in the sports car, nitpicking every little thing. And yet, the bigger picture still stands: this *pickup truck* is in the same straight-line performance class as a dedicated sports car. That is bonkers, and that is the whole point of this silly marketing exercise. Yes, the marketing exercise is silly, and yes, they fudged it. Get over it. Having a bunch of uptight Real Engineers contribute a bunch of "well, ackshually" only amplifies the point that a pickup truck is this crazy fast in drag races.
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AngrySoup@reddit

The people who say that are bad at PR. Source: Boeing.
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Ancient_Persimmon@reddit

“There’s only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” Source: Oscar Wilde. The fact that this thing is within a couple of tenths (and is ahead out of the hole) is pretty damn impressive, so this "debunking" definitely isn't going to hurt. Just a couple of years ago, the TRX cracking the 13 second barrier was pretty wild.
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pankan76@reddit

Duh. In this case it is. There’s a bunch of butt hurt Porsche owners and the usual musk hating Reddit bunch fixated on trying to show him one on the CT vs 911 video. You think he cares? He couldn’t give a rats ass. And here you are keeping that video alive in public memory. Dodo.
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AngrySoup@reddit

> You think he cares? He couldn’t give a rats ass. This isn't about him. You don't understand the purpose of PR or how it works.
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pankan76@reddit

He’s living rent free in your head. And I used to work in PR.
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AngrySoup@reddit

You must have been pretty bad at it then. Would you like to use your "professional" knowledge to explain how well things are going for Boeing these days?
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pankan76@reddit

You’re still hurting from whatever Elon did to you personally. Let it go. You’ll be amazed how good it feels to not have billionaires torment you. Especially if they’re not even aware you exist. Killing people hurt Boeing. Not PR. Last I checked CT didn’t kill the Porsche.
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AngrySoup@reddit

> Killing people hurt Boeing. Not PR. This is how I know you were bad at your job in PR. Unless you just made it up and never worked in PR, which seems more likely.
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Turbulent_Bid_0@reddit

But no one’s talking about deaths with the Cybertruck
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Pacifist_Socialist@reddit

It's certainly no Crosstrek 
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Thee_Sinner@reddit

[The video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyrTLYyIvNI) doesnt make the claim that it will win in a 1/4 mile race and anyone theres ever seen a drag strip will know that the race only went to the 1/8 mile. Can someone point me to the actual 1/4 mile race claim?
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EngineeringExplained@reddit

Thanks for watching y'all - also, shout to those who watched MT's video or read their article - they made this happen, and deserve the credit!!
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jdfreeze@reddit

Thank *you* for making the content and putting in the effort. I love going over your videos with my nephew
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XCCO@reddit

You're welcome.
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kcarmstrong@reddit

Wait, so Elon lied? No way!
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dieselsauces@reddit

No... FElon Musk never lies😏🫣
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Hugh-Jass24@reddit

You should eat cereal for dinner - Kellogs CEO
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FordGT2017@reddit

I mean even in this video CT won 2 1/8 races. The video Tesla made is real, they hid that it was to the 8th mile Then they said they would have won even to 1/4, they never tried but they simulated it. Clearly most of the time CT looses to the 1/4. But I can easily see a circumstances where CT wins to 1/4. The gap wasn’t that big. But again who cares, this is such a dumb race that will never happen in the real world
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greekattorney@reddit

I mean… who cares? Who the fuck is cross-shopping a manual 911 and that dumpster anyway?
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HoraceGrand@reddit

It’s about optics “heavy truck faster than sports car”
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Ahhy420smokealtday@reddit

A sports car not particularly known for it's drag times, and is much more a track/driver/handling car that just happens to have a ton of hp too.
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Fit-Antelope-7393@reddit

It's actually impressive how many people associate drag times with good car.
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HoraceGrand@reddit

But most people are dumb and it’s well known car with a 70 year lineage
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Ahhy420smokealtday@reddit

Fair
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Phill_is_Legend@reddit

Who the fuck thought the point of Tesla doing the bit was to win over 911 customers? Are you being serious?
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Corsair4@reddit

The point isn't that it's a worthwhile comparison, the point is that a company is misrepresenting their product.
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Prestigious_Shirt652@reddit

I don’t know why Elon wants to disrespect Gas cars so bad, like bro have your boring fast car and I’ll have my exciting slow car. Fuck OFF
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wilton2parkave@reddit

Why didn’t he use a Tri-Motor Cybertruck (which is what Tesla raced). I’m quite confused despite his impressive analysis.
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BrunoEye@reddit

It is what was used though?
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Karmaqqt@reddit

It’s Tesla. I wouldn’t care if it was real.
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cars_bot@reddit

There are now 4 new threads about 'Tesla' in the past 24 hours: https://reddit.com/r/cars/comments/1cu1ui3/heres_more_proof_tesla_faked_its_cybertruck_vs/ https://reddit.com/r/cars/comments/1ctzhcx/rematch_tesla_cybertruck_vs_porsche_911_drag_race/ https://reddit.com/r/cars/comments/1ctpyc7/tesla_cybertruck_outsold_rivian_2_to_1_in_march/ (In addition to this one.) Has this new topic already been covered recently?
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intrepidOcto@reddit

Tesla bad
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SPorterBridges@reddit

Cybertruck giving /r/cars migraines at this point.
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ChirpyRaven@reddit

Hm, I'm not sure, please post another so I can be sure I understand
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PiIIan@reddit

Saw the video no actual racing. 
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densant@reddit

Don’t even care if the Tesla is faster. Imagine wanting a tesla over a Porsche lol
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brake_fail@reddit

[Tesla didn’t lie, they just provided alternative facts.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_facts)
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just_another_jabroni@reddit

Wasn't this why they were angry at Top Gear?
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HedonisticFrog@reddit

The Rudy Giuliani approach, where truth isn't the truth.
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JangoDarkSaber@reddit

Don’t care for Elon or Tesla but that’s pretty impressive on the CT’s part regardless.
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Dependent-Run-1915@reddit

I like that there are folks dedicated to finding the the truth, but I’ve never wavered in my love for my 911 and my rolling eyes when forced to gaze upon the cyber “truck” —
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GrendelGT@reddit

And here I was thinking Tesla was better at making marketing content than they are at making cars…
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TruRace@reddit

genuinely asking. i've seen the video and ive seen elons tweet. but does anyone actually say it was a 1/4 mile race? i can definitely see how it is inferred by the video (show a drag race state the 1/4 mile time after) but can't help but to think people are overeating a tad bit. if there is an official statement i can understand the backlash for sure though.
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stylett9@reddit

In a nutshell, engineering explained covers a few key points: -Teslas claim was never performed for safety reasons. They did 1/8 tests but not 1/4 miles. However they back up their claim with their math saying it can do it. -engineering explained goes on to say that their claims are possible but under a few modifications, supported by speaking with a Tesla employee who was part of the tests. They changed the geometry of the trailer attached to the cyber truck and its load for optimization, and reduced the weight of the trailer. None of these were part of the EE and motortrend replication.
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Costco__Pizza@reddit

Do they ever explain the "safety reasons" part of that claim? It seems weird to say doing the 1/8th mile is perfectly safe but the 1/4 mile isn't.
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ChuckoRuckus@reddit

One key thing. Tesla claimed it was for safety reasons. Sure… no problem. The problem I have is they modified the trailer so it wouldn’t be safe to do. Prime example is the tires. The stock tires on the trailer had a high enough speed rating to do the 1/4 mile run. They put even smaller, lighter tires that were only speed rated to 80 mph. Plus, it was already a “super light” trailer to begin with; rated for only 2500 lbs, overloaded with a 3100 lb car on it. How much weight can be cut from an aluminum 900 lb trailer before it’s compromised? Let alone one that’s about 25% over capacity. Point being that to “succeed”, they had to make modifications that made the test unsafe to perform. And then use that as an excuse to only do “half” the test. It’d be like me claiming my 25 year old truck is quicker 0-60 mph than a Miata while hauling a Miata, loading a Miata on a jet ski trailer, beating it 0-30, and then claiming success because it’d be too dangerous to do 60mph with a Miata on a jet ski trailer.
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TruRace@reddit

Fair enough. As much as I want to defend how impressive this still is, Elon sure does continue to keep digging himself into these holes.
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yak_rider@reddit

Elon specifically says in the video it was a 1/4 mile race.
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TruRace@reddit

Are you talking about the end where it shows the 1/4 mile time and 0-60?
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yak_rider@reddit

Not sure if I misunderstood you, but watch the video from the OP. At 35 seconds you see Elon stating it can beat it in the quarter mile
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TruRace@reddit

Ah ok that makes more sense. This is coming from his keynote thing. TY
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red_simplex@reddit

People like to hate
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FreeGums@reddit

same tricks GOP uses
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verdegrrl@reddit

No politics please.
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PoopSlinger23@reddit

Yay! You brought politics into it!
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theBdub22@reddit

Tesla lying? Say it isn't so.
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T-Baaller@reddit

I think we need 3 more posts about this.
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Hugh-Jass24@reddit

5*
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