are you employed, sir?
Posted by N4TETHAGR8@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 64 comments
Posted by N4TETHAGR8@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 64 comments
G-Unit11111@reddit
Did I urinate on your rug?
Air911@reddit
No, like I said, Woo…
N4TETHAGR8@reddit (OP)
ever thus to deadbeats, lebowski…
Proof-Try-394@reddit
The war is over
Jifeeb@reddit
Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city
McGnack@reddit
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
shartsofglass_@reddit
*Dude
ComingOffaSuspension@reddit
Huh?
shartsofglass_@reddit
I don’t know, sir…
SpecificDate7501@reddit
That and a pair of testicles
Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit
I don’t know, sir.
trident_hole@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
JellyfishFalse8148@reddit
You know. Netflix could do us all a solid and just keep this one on the books indefinitely. No reason to remove this masterpiece for something newer and poorly written.
spaceman019@reddit
I think it is on Peacock now.
NoIncrease299@reddit
Parla usted Inglese?
UWCG@reddit
I'll say it again: did I urinate on your rug?
N4TETHAGR8@reddit (OP)
I just wanna understand this sir… everytime a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?
UWCG@reddit
Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here
Denver-Ski@reddit
Ahhh… Fuck it
NoIncrease299@reddit
Yes, fuck it!
AllegedlyGoodPerson@reddit
Condolences!
AnthonyDigitalMedia@reddit
The bums lost. My advice to you? Get a job, sir.
DIYdoofus@reddit
I cannot help you with your problems. Only you can.
AnthonyDigitalMedia@reddit
Fuck it.
Tanixification@reddit
My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose-- do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS-
Dear_Jurisprudence@reddit
The old man said to take any rug in the house.
Appropriate_Rain977@reddit
You mean did you personally come and urinate on my rug?
MickeySwank@reddit
No, like I said, Woo. Woo peed on the rug
SpecificDate7501@reddit
MY WIFE is not the issue!!!!
SpecificDate7501@reddit
Is this a weekday?
Grantulator@reddit
Barely
RowAwayJim91@reddit
…employed?
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
Is this a... what day is this?
Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit
Is this the guy that achieved despite losing his legs to a Chinaman in Korea?
GaseousGiant@reddit
Are you surprised at his tears, Sir?
BelloftheBallz@reddit
Strong men also cry.
AnthonyDigitalMedia@reddit
Strong men also cry…
Inevitable-Cell-1227@reddit
Fuckin A
splitt66@reddit
Mind if I do a j
cjnpigs@reddit
This!!!
Dangerous_Forever640@reddit
I’ll suck your cock for a $1,000….
SaltyBarDog@reddit
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
handsomeape95@reddit
I'm unemployed.
toobscreemer0891@reddit
Fuck it.
Writerguy49009@reddit
Employed?
barren_field_of_fks@reddit
You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the dude. so that’s what you call me.
t0wn@reddit
Employed?
MickeySwank@reddit
Hello?! Para usted ingles?
Pup_wears_blackface@reddit
The old man told me to take any rug in the house…
TheWetSock@reddit
Is it Wednesday already?
ClayDrinion@reddit
The old man said I could take any rug in the house.
Seteberto@reddit
What day it is??
prinzsascha@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man!
I'm quitting my job tomorrow
MarinaDoosh@reddit
Employed?
Illustrious-Hair3487@reddit
You don’t go out dressed like this looking for a job. On a weekday!
Nappyheaded@reddit
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
UWCG@reddit
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
aaronlee47@reddit
Real reactionary…
chaileesonbabe@reddit
What day is it
Roembowski@reddit
Is this aa..... what day is this?
MarketingEffective82@reddit
Do you have a job sir?
dtom27@reddit
At least I’m housebroken.
MunsonRoy3@reddit
Is this a…what day is this?
david8601@reddit
Does the pope shit in the woods?