Got called “juvenile” by my wife today. I’m so proud of myself!
Posted by 18dsf@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 29 comments
We were doing our morning routines this morning and my wife walked in to the bathroom as I was jumping into the shower. As any self respecting husband would do, I covered myself… wait. NOT!
I proceeded to provide some pre-shower entertainment in the form of poor, middle aged interpretive dance! She smiled, shook her head, and called me juvenile! I’ve still got it! 😆
TrentSteel11@reddit
I got called a five year old by a steakhouse waitress. She told me “dont touch the plate, its hot”. I maintained eye contact while deliberately moving my hand to the plate, she scolded, “no!”. I touched the plate. She called me a five year and left.
Ok-Grape-3380@reddit
Hot tip: don’t jump in the shower.
Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
I love your interpretive dancing!
anothercynic2112@reddit
I feel we could be the most immature genration to ever pass 50.
I couldn't be prouder
Ok_Kick6546@reddit
As an early Gen X woman, we’re just as immature as you are.
rangeo@reddit
of course you helicoptered.
Right?
CanIgetaWTF@reddit
When its this big, we call it "tornadoing"
butterflygardyn@reddit
I didn't know my husband was on reddit!!
PassorFail13@reddit
https://i.redd.it/kd85ig22x43h1.gif
threelittlebards@reddit
rangeo@reddit
🚁
cakevictim@reddit
That’s what I thought too
RefugeefromSAforums@reddit
I didn't know my hubby was on Reddit too!
THE_OG_WT@reddit
I was positive that I was about to read about your impressive helicopter skills and promptly followed by some ridiculous injury from said helicoptering. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
tatertaunt@reddit
This is the first time I've seen the word "helicoptering" in print.
THE_OG_WT@reddit
You’re welcome 😜
Ivotedforher@reddit
Most accidents happen in the bathroom.
Equivalent_Gap_805@reddit
I was waiting too.😂
boatoke@reddit
Nurse: Pardon me sir but how did this injury occur?
Me: Ever heard of the helicopter?
😂🤣😂
MaximumJones@reddit
Ask your wife it you should start the evening with a few seductive poses.
https://i.redd.it/ubm9kvqvl43h1.gif
FoxPowerful4230@reddit
Is that “Fred Garvin - Male Prostitute”? 😂
MaximumJones@reddit
Indeed it is 🤣
MasterArithmeticness@reddit
Wear it like a badge, my brother.
cugamer@reddit
What I like best is that they call us things like "juvenile" as if it will discourage us.
WNJohnnyM@reddit
If I can make my wife laugh hard enough that she can snort, then I've accomplished my goal for the day. And it happens quite often.
IllAbbreviations4097@reddit
You gotta have some fun
7GrenciaMars@reddit
If she says it with a smile, then your marriage is in perfect working condition.
You sound like you're a bunch of fun, and I expect your wife enjoys it. 😁
Ok_Addendum_5853@reddit
Aww that's cute.
Realistic-Currency61@reddit
Her: what are you, 14?
Me: yeah, on a scale of 1 to 10.
FoxPowerful4230@reddit
My wife constantly rolls her eyes at me and tells me I have the brain of an eleven year old. 🤷🏻♂️😂