My friend poops everyday at 5 in the morning.
Posted by Born-Requirement-303@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
He then wakes up at 6:30.
Posted by Born-Requirement-303@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
He then wakes up at 6:30.
marot14@reddit
thanks for the details
Born-Requirement-303@reddit (OP)
You wake up on time today?
Born-Requirement-303@reddit (OP)
Wait why am I getting downvoted? Isn't this a joke sub?
MobileJob1521@reddit
It’s funny to downvote OP in the comments.
That’s just how it is.
R0nos@reddit
Exactly, so you are supposed to make one (or make one out of yourself)
Born-Requirement-303@reddit (OP)
I see, I was impolite. Should I let my mistake stay up so i remember it or should I delete it so I respect the other person?
spiegeltho@reddit
I thought it was funny
Born-Requirement-303@reddit (OP)
Made my day, friend 🤌
Goodjob-goodeffort@reddit
Good lord. This is the oldest joke.
Open-Preparation-268@reddit
Three old guys in the nursing home:
1st old guy: “I sure wish I could take a healthy piss again”.
Raddish_Crunch@reddit
The nastiest jokes are always in the comments.
mysonlikesorange@reddit
God bless Gilbert Gottfried.
RudyMuthaluva@reddit
Rude awakening
rjchute@reddit
Does this... "friend".. have a name?
Born-Requirement-303@reddit (OP)
Let's not get Into the details.
aisuperman@reddit
Sure “your friend”.
DingusaurusU@reddit
I LOLd pretty hard; what does that say about me?
propagandhi1@reddit
Damn! I wish that I had friends.
Born-Requirement-303@reddit (OP)
Me too🫂
Open-Preparation-268@reddit
3 old guys walking along.
Guy 1: “Sure is windy today”!
Guy 2: “Today’s Thursday “.
Guy 3: “Me too, let’s grab a beer”!
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
Ewww
allegedlyopinionated@reddit
What a crappy way to start the day.