Arabanon explains females

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butthole_network@reddit

Anon builds a straw man to explain why rotting in his parents' basement didn't get him a girlfriend.

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poonslyr69@reddit

Well it's posted from Saudi Arabia, so it's probably an Indian incel posting from the dormatories he and the other slaves live in.

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ObviouslyNotALizard@reddit

All I do is fester in my own juices and hate…. How come women aren’t falling over themselves to be my wife/mom/maid/nurse!!!

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DrakenDaskar@reddit

Wow a 19 year old losing her virginity I couldn't even imagine such a whore of Babylon.

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Tall_Talk_4734@reddit

Whore of Babylon sound like a rad name for Metal album

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DistributistChakat@reddit

It's from the Book Of Revelation, the last Book of the Bible, which tells of the end of the world; this increases the metal factor, for me.

Wikipedia link, for all of my fellow curious nerds

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SharkMouthFleshlight@reddit

The entire Book of Revelation is metal as hell, I can't remember exactly at what point but somewhere in there the serpent from Genesis rises from the sea as a 7 headed beast.

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Tall_Talk_4734@reddit

I'm just picturing it being some doom metal band with a Renaissance painting style album cover like death penalty by Witch finder general

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DistributistChakat@reddit

Have you heard of Apocalypse Orchestra? If not, look them up now; it's medieval metal, and their most famous song is named after a Renaissance painting (Garden of Earthly Delights).

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eutectic_h8r@reddit

Teenagers never had sex before this generation. We live in a society

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Ok_Being4209@reddit

Yeah, the standard age for teenagers to be experimenting? We need the heckin strict religious morals, oooh nooo!

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That's a very wide range, and none of those numbers are particularly odd. I had friends in sexual relationships when I was 14, it's not that weird. That's like the age when you start developing romantic and sexual relationships.

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ZenPyx@reddit

A 28 year old claiming she isn't old as well! What a delusion!

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GlowingCandies@reddit

Fuck, I laughed at “SSRI stare”

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FactoryOfShit@reddit

28 yo is "old" and "without eggs"

We know what kind of creature Anon is

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QuitWhinging@reddit

Anon doesn't understand extremely basic biology/anatomy and/or wants to fuck kids.

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QuinnAvery89@reddit

“Vaxx’d” lmao

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mariojw@reddit

There’s this ai image of an old dude in a maga hat being chased by women in wedding gowns. And the text is something about them wanting his “unvaxxed seed”. It makes me roll everytime I hear vaxxed.

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