A man walks into an Australian bar and notices 3 slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling.

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He questions the bartender about the meat. The bartender replies, "All you have to do is jump up and touch the meat, and you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. What say mate, give it a go?"

The man replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."