A man walks into an Australian bar and notices 3 slabs of meat hanging from the ceiling.
Posted by spleefmaboff@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 7 comments
He questions the bartender about the meat. The bartender replies, "All you have to do is jump up and touch the meat, and you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. What say mate, give it a go?"
The man replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
michiganbhunter@reddit
Wanna give it a go?
Sure, I kangaroo that
aussiesam4@reddit
That's racist
MattGdr@reddit
The steaks were never higher than when the cow jumped over the moon.
08ghosty@reddit
Why is it an Australian bar?
Oso_de_Panda77@reddit
Methinks OP dgaf
Friulia@reddit
I d'know mate.
VexImmortalis@reddit
And why 3 slabs? Why not just 1 or 2 (if you want to use thr plural of steak) ?