My breakfast slop
Posted by WavyGravy77@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 69 comments
Posted by WavyGravy77@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 69 comments
Meatwad555@reddit
What is it…?
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
Cream of rice, blueberries, egg whites and protein powder ✨
pertylady@reddit
Haha i would have put money on the fact it was "spoiled" with blueberries. Its probably quite delecious.
Jimbuscus@reddit
Are you sure it isn't poop
Noobfortress@reddit
If your poop looks like this it might be time to go see a doctor about that
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
Don’t insult poop like that
iwillshowyouabucket@reddit
Been there, gotta love the gains sludge fr
Lexail@reddit
Pooping like a waste pipe
U2ElectricBoogaloo@reddit
The gainz will make it all worthwhile
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
High protein, low morale
cr1ttter@reddit
High standards. Low expectations. The key to happiness
Ashamed-Ball-4628@reddit
Why blend the blueberries? Just make the cream of rice mix and then toss the blueberries on top.
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
I like when they get cooked and jam-like
Illustrious_Way_5732@reddit
To make what exactly? You really couldnt have separated the blueberries and egg whites lol
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
No it makes it taste good for real. Like a blueberry muffin. Cream of rice on its own is even more depressing :(
Illustrious_Way_5732@reddit
As long as it tastes good I guess lol
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
I just close my eyes when I eat it
AtPrick@reddit
Sorry
rashandal@reddit
nah im pretty sure this is the alien goop that makes chestbursters grow inside of you
EmmaGoldmanIceCream@reddit
Really makes life worth living, huh
titivator@reddit
What a coincidence, I eat all of that separately and it comes out in the toilet like that pic.
solo_dbd_player@reddit
This has zero curb appeal.
Kyle_Zhu@reddit
Human kibble 💔
Significant_Carrot81@reddit
Mmmm newspaper mache pulp
youarelosingme3@reddit
The way I thought this was an animal turd😭
Roboticpoultry@reddit
NonStopNonsense1@reddit
Did you..... already eat this once?
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
Yes. Many times. Ngl it tastes like a blueberry muffin 🤗
NonStopNonsense1@reddit
I used to eat triscuits with pickles on top. And I dip it in ranch. Everyone thinks its gross but I love it. Lol
Doomcoomer@reddit
That’s my alcoholism poop!
JDangle20@reddit
Mmm gray
Mo_Martin23@reddit
What the FUCK could this possibly be
NotoldyetMaggot@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
5k1895@reddit
Are you in prison
Infinite_Corndog@reddit
I thought it was a frog in a bowl.
oliveoilcrisis@reddit
Did you get your wisdom teeth out recently?
sunshineriptide@reddit
When I read the title, I thought to myself, "it can't be that bad," and then I scrolled more and said "....oh."
That's the sloppiest slop I've seen here yet.
Wonderful_Egg5870@reddit
It's evil, don't touch it
ArtoriasLuvsSif@reddit
Mmmm concrete
KyddCotten@reddit
It might be high in protein but its going to be low in bowel control. Good luck.
justsomechickyo@reddit
Oh gosh I need to poop will this help? Yes I know I got fiber powder handy lol
TheWorldDiscarded@reddit
Even your colon needs to do reps till failure.
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
This ain’t my first rodeo
sentient_coprolite@reddit
Did you cook it in the Shop Vac
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
I’m a machinist and this is actually what our coolant shop vacs look like 💀
sentient_coprolite@reddit
Ok well the supply room isn't a pantry
bunnytoadstool@reddit
The way I knew what this was immediately. Been there before lol
dj92wa@reddit
Same but I do this by choice. I prefer oats though. Every breakfast for like 6 years has been oatmeal. Half a cup of dried oats cooked up in a cup of low fat milk. Top with a cup each of blueberries and chopped strawberries, a cup of yogurt, and a handful of mixed nuts. Every other day, spike with a scoop of chocolate protein powder. Incredibly tasty and a ridiculously healthy way to start the day.
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
I do oats too sometimes but they make me bloated. Tried cream of rice and I notice a difference. Your recipe sounds delicious by the way!
haikusbot@reddit
The way I knew what
This was immediately.
Been there before lol
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Huseynov26@reddit
Bruh thats Dwayne Johnsons poop when hes bulking
aGoryLouie@reddit
don't forget the pissing in bottles for someone else to empty
ARamenNoodle@reddit
"It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs."
Demonikaaaaa@reddit
Cement
sav-vas@reddit
highly saturating
Zkenny13@reddit
Are you on an a ship from Alien?
the-graveyard-writer@reddit
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious. Don't believe me? ask the dishes.
Chanfaded@reddit
Looks like lava after it cools down
OwlSings@reddit
Cancer poop
Literally-Him-420@reddit
cancer in a plate..
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit
I like it when a meal can easily work for pothole patching.
rbarr228@reddit
“Oh my goodness, me.”
You know who
TheShredder9@reddit
Bro took a pic outside the Matrix and thinks we wouldn't notice
Terpizino@reddit
I didn’t know you could eat meteorites.
WJSpade@reddit
Why is it gray?
WavyGravy77@reddit (OP)
Color theory is crazy
Much-Support-4480@reddit
Dubious stew from botw/totk
cut_rate_revolution@reddit
Why are you eating what looks like those images of smokers lungs that some countries put on packs of cigarettes?
offthewaII5@reddit
this looks like shower drain shite