If your child is this old and still acting like this, you failed as a parent
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 254 comments
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 254 comments
realjobstudios@reddit
Chinela
King_Tamino@reddit
How about some good ol jumper cables?
HAL-Over-9001@reddit
In the garage?
Rockman2isgud@reddit
For something this severe is it wrong to say fist?
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
Yeah, it's wrong. That's your kid. You don't strike them, not like that.
Not to say there aren't people who would, you clearly would, but you shouldn't.
NeevBunny@reddit
Yeah that doesn't apply when the child commits arson. Or any federal crime really.
liluzibrap@reddit
Considering that the belt is already too much, yeah. Don't get me wrong, it's severe, but nobody has ever actually been set straight with beatings. They just start hiding themselves with a fucked view of how the world works
Rockman2isgud@reddit
Beating small children yes. (Proof: me) She’s like 14-16 attempting or threatening arson, she needs a visceral reminder not to fucking do that
Call_Me_Pete@reddit
Personally I don’t think solidifying in your child that “might makes right” and “pain enforces morality” is the win you are implying it is.
Rockman2isgud@reddit
Who the fuck said might makes right????
Call_Me_Pete@reddit
"I am beating you to remind you what you did was wrong" only works if the person committing the beating decides what is right.
Rockman2isgud@reddit
I’m not making the decision that arson is wrong, that’s a well known fact. I’m not using being strong to get my way, I’m using it to enforce rules and behavior already decided to be right by people smarter than me, and also agreed on by me.
Call_Me_Pete@reddit
How is that functionally different, to the kid? This is just some "I'm just following orders" excuse, right?
And in any case, you are AT MINIMUM deciding the punishment. Through your actions, you're saying it's right for someone to physically harm another so long as that enforcer decides it's justified by an immoral activity. Should the kid defend themselves from you, someone who is physically assaulting them?
Rockman2isgud@reddit
No I also agree with the “orders”
I’m saying it’s right to physically harm someone to prevent further harm from happening, like what would happen if she set someone’s house on fire with them in it.
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
You could overpower her with far far less. She looks like she weighs 70 pounds with pockets of change, you don't need to give her a beatdown to stop her. Well...I wouldn't anyway. You may need to hit the gym.
Piyachi@reddit
I mean is fisting really going to actually help here?
Malvastor@reddit
It's the fatherly attention she's been craving all along.
Axolotl_Holmes@reddit
She's going to burn the fucking housing down wtf so you want a headpat?
Crush_Un_Crull@reddit
Dropkick
general_bonesteel@reddit
Vagina_Woolf@reddit
I love seeing these comments on posts about children with severe emotional dysregulation
its like giving cocaine to your pitbull cuz it wont pay attention during training
KongoOtto@reddit
Someone isn't getting it ...
HuskySkrr@reddit
"I'll suck your dick, please! Anything! You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit!"
YWNBAW12345@reddit
Please don't make this the new "Gay: Fake:" response to every post in this subreddit 😩
GoGoSoLo@reddit
Anything that supplants that tired unfunny trope is golden to me.
smokeymcdugen@reddit
As much as i want to agree with you, we have no choice. That writing must be ridiculed and shamed so others may learn.
TheSpartyn@reddit
i love clowning on the boys but are people quoting that not as a meme but as criticism? what is there to criticize its completely in character for homelander?
BiSaxual@reddit
I guess people didn’t like that he reverted to a groveling idiot, despite it being made clear over 5 whole seasons that that was exactly who he was going to be without powers.
People criticizing that specific dialogue must be room temp IQ or something.
yomer123123@reddit
Personally I would have loved something a bit more profound, like having him run away pathetically, getting out of breath as he tires himself for the first time in his life
But seeing him grovel was pretty cathartic, and totally in character.
BiSaxual@reddit
You know what, that’s actually a really fucking good idea. I like it. Too bad the budget for final season in a well liked TV show was too small to have things like that happen.
Gotta fight in one room, sorry!
Babington67@reddit
Exactly homelander being a pathetic coward whilst powerless is completely in character what they should be shitting on is how ridiculously nerfed he was for no good reason
SMK_Factory1@reddit
Maybe season 5 homelander, but the homelander from the comics or early in the show when the writers were somewhat competent in making him an actual character
Oh_yes_I_did@reddit
Na they made it pretty apparent since day 1 that homelander is running off ego ( because he thinks he’s better than everyone) and a need to be loved. But he feels entitled to that love. He was always a baby back bitch. He was literally addicted to breast milk and suckling at the tit
SandyArca@reddit
Gonna take a big fat guess and assume that: most people online don't watch the show --> instead see the clip of it online --> see viewers' opinions of hating the final session for unnecessary weird shit instead of actual plot development --> assume this new meme of homelander begging to do weird shit is part of bad writing --> repeat
BappoChan@reddit
What is it from?
Foxy02016YT@reddit
It’s what Clara would’ve wanted
But no seriously how is that bad writing. Homelander without powers is a fucking twerp, he’s weirdly perverted of course he thinks that’s what people want.
amodsr@reddit
Or alternatively the writing is so good that we should suck their dicks and eat their shits.
DM-me-your-titz-pls@reddit
Only if they threaten to crack our skull open like a can of fresh ravioli with a crowbar in the middle of the white house.
Odd_Plankton_925@reddit
Dont worry. He's terminally online so he will humiliate himself. The more questions he answers, the worse it gets lol. The best thing you can do after that season is go media blackout mode like D&D did after Game Of Thrones, but kripke is too mentally ill and has too much of an ego to do that
Refloni@reddit
What's the origin?
Knightmare_CCI@reddit
The final episode of The Boys
Pitiful_Question_880@reddit
Being shamed is another one of Kripkes weird sexual fetishes, you're doing what he wants
Terrible-Handle@reddit
Anything you need boss, I’ll even suck your dick and eat your shit if you want.
Souseisekigun@reddit
Hypothetically, what would you be willing to do in order to stop it becoming the new response?
lllGrapeApelll@reddit
Mayhaps they would be willing to perform fellatio or even consume night soil.
GamnlingSabre@reddit
It already. And after the 600th time of reading it, it starts to sound funny. Give it time.
FrogOnABus@reddit
Alright. But on one condition: You suck my dick and eat my shit.
Bad_Routes@reddit
Just watched the last episode of the boys 2 minutes ago. It wasn't bad, idk why people hate on it so much. Homelander was always gonna go out sad
FlailingScrotum@reddit
It's like these people didn't understand the character at all.
Neomataza@reddit
You mean the character that was reduced to being a milk pervert for reaction gifs somewhere during season 2 and 3? Yes, I am sure many people are deeply invested into the details of his character.
Call_Me_Pete@reddit
Larping
FlailingScrotum@reddit
You sound like exactly the kind of person who didn't understand the show, and who they were actively making fun of.
realjobstudios@reddit
I don’t have a problem with him going out sad. It’s just those particular lines stood out to me as sounding clunky
thala_7777777@reddit
coz homelander is potential man and never snaps like they have advertised for 5 seasons
dr-pepperoncini@reddit
I haven’t watched a full episode since like maybe S4E3 but doesn’t he kill the US president and fully believe he’s a god by the end?
thala_7777777@reddit
i don't want to spoil. watch it first. main complaint is that the scenes didn't feel that impactful coz everything happens in a closed room. there's no scorched erf either.
Bad_Routes@reddit
Tbh Homelaner does snap. Believing you are god and forcing everyone to obey or be culled is the "snap" but I understand wanting to see more action. But that definitely doesn't make the ending as bad as what I've been hearing
thisisatypoo@reddit
Erf.
ClutchyMilk@reddit
For the US president, the president has always been a side character npc who does literally everything Homelander wants from the beginning, so he's basically a non factor who dies for a little shock value. Homelander has always believed he was way above everyone, but even when he believes himself to be a god, the inpact of that is walking around in the white house doing not very impactful stuff until he gets pulled up on.
SolusSama@reddit
For me it was the overall budget of 50 quid and 2 sandwiches that bothered me. That final fight was horrible
MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen@reddit
moragdong@reddit
Shrek POV?
poodlypoodle@reddit
Dragon POV
mr_D4RK@reddit
I love that at least we get some great memes from that shitshow of a season.
666k_Sona@reddit
In their last moments, people show you who they really are.
ECHOSTIK@reddit
Goddamn you beat me to it
BitsAndBobs304@reddit
This is not what clara would have wanted
Goingallinn@reddit
an he was a very good friend.
Dr_StrangeEnjoyer@reddit
This ain't a catastrophe, it's a warning!!1!😡 Daddy, if you trap me here,🙄 this will OONLY be the beginnings of my wicked ways!!!1!🤬😤😠
Nuubio@reddit
"This is how actual people talk, 10/10" t. IGN
Jaruut@reddit
"I'm going to ride a flaming stallion of delinquency."
Latter_Advice3714@reddit
So why was she mad at her dad?
psychobilly1@reddit
Basically, the plot of the game revolves around a group of high schoolers trying to party one last time before they all split up during the summer. This character, Cassandra, was grounded by her dad (a police officer) after he heard rumors of said party.
Eventually there is a revelation that due to her newfound rebellious behavior, she would not be able to go to college out of state and would have to stay at home after high school. She threatens her dad with even more bad behavior if this ends up happening to her.
That's the whole scene.
poopcockshit@reddit
Sounds like a cool story. Dumb meets dumber.
psychobilly1@reddit
It's literally a story about high school burn outs trying to throw a party. I don't know what people are expecting. High schoolers are stupid.
poopcockshit@reddit
“Why aren’t the high schoolers mature adults”
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
It's important to point out the guitar strums corresponding to every emoji.
Dr_StrangeEnjoyer@reddit
lmfaooo
Valuable-Wasabi-7311@reddit
LLM fatigue
Sir_Daxus@reddit
"How are you, as a father..."
Ok to start off with: If you're a father on 4chan, you've already fucked everything up.
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
Incels trying to keep the normies out. A tale as old as time.
crocSauce109@reddit
... Hell yeah?
BirdyWeezer@reddit
:(
-Benjamin_Dover-@reddit
By letting her and calling the police, then letting her face the consequences of arson.
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
Not stopping a crime does not make you an accessory. How would that even work? A dude mugs someone, and everyone on the block gets a charge? You have to actually help somehow.
-Benjamin_Dover-@reddit
Willful Negligence?
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
In what way is willful negligence applicable? Her needs are being met, and she is choosing to place herself in danger.
Are you arguing that the parent has the obligation to provide a safe home, and thus she should not have access to a lighter? It's a lighter. They are not inherently unsafe. Negligence, legally, is a question of providing safety, food, and shelter to your dependents, I'm not sure how it applies here.
wolf96781@reddit
It depends on the state and circumstances, but it probably wouldn't be accessory
However some states have good samaritan laws to both protect you from the fall out of your actions AND mandate that you act.
So, again state depending, you could get in trouble for failing to try to stop her, but probably not accessory
-Benjamin_Dover-@reddit
How about Willful Negligence?
I dont know anything about law, and assuming 'Willful Negligence' is a real law, I feel like it would moreso apply to animal abuse/child abuse, neglecting to feed them and whatnot, but maybe it would qualify here?
UglyInThMorning@reddit
The only Good Samaritan law that mandates that you act is the one from the finale of Seinfeld.
MrBones-Necromancer@reddit
There are no states that mandate you to endanger yourself as a civilian, no. That's directly misinformation. You are mandated to act -only- if you are a first responder, and -only- if you are on duty.
wolf96781@reddit
Didnt say anything about endangering yourself, but okay bud
xRaynex@reddit
Usually Good Samaritan laws don't require action, but do punish anyone who begins providing assistance and abandon it part way through. They're also not particularly applicable here. Those things apply in cases of rendering aid in an emergency, not playing cop to stop crime. Hell, according to the American Supreme Court even cops don't have the legal obligation to act to stop a crime or even prevent loss of life (Warren v. D.C., DeShaney v. Winnebago County, Castle Rock v. Gonzales).
All that being said. If you let your child intentionally burn down your own house, your insurance company is going to say fuck you and you won't get a cent for anything. Plus liability for damage to any neighboring property that goes up.
magicarnival@reddit
Her dad is a policeman lmfao
Dave1307@reddit
In America? I'd shoot her until my clip ran empty, then reload and do it again. Outside America I'd blow out the lighter flame.
RandomMexicanDude@reddit
Shoot the lighter off her hand like in spaghetti western films
Slice_lice@reddit
"DROP THE LIGHTER"
CaloricDumbellIntake@reddit
„SHES REACHING“
awesomea04@reddit
My brother in Christ, YOU ARE THE POLICE!!
xvsanx@reddit
is this one of the Tell Tale games or is it a game by the Mixtape people? I was thinking about trying the superhero manager game since it's so praised and seem mixed reviews of Mixtape
memefarius@reddit
The post is the mixtape game
Yes it is that bad
xvsanx@reddit
oh damn lol I'll avoid that one. is the superhero management game worth playing? I'm installing random indie games this morning and heard a lot about that before mixtape failure
memefarius@reddit
For indie games i recommend nuclear throne, darkest dungeon and transistor
xvsanx@reddit
haha I just installed transistor like an hour ago. nuclear throne looks interesting I'll grab it too. I like turn based RPGs but darkest seems like a bit too much survival elements to be fun, I typically don't like systems like starving etc which the mental stress sounds like
Donut-Farts@reddit
It’s pretty fun, content warning; it’s crass and has nudity. The writing is, okay. It follows a pretty predictable path and the actual management gameplay is actually the best part imo.
Salt-Appearance-412@reddit
I think people give the writing immense credit because they assume that it's a big branching story. Everyone just assumes that it's a "choices matter" game because that's what the marketing says. Just try giving it a 2nd playthrough and see what changes... Spoilers: practically nothing. The gameplay also doesn't matter, you can literally AFK through the dispatch screens and your performance has zero impact on anything. The game is lying to you by pretending that your actions change the outcomes.
If it was sold as a Visual Novel with basically just two girls to go after, people would call it mediocre at best, rightfully.
Donut-Farts@reddit
Oh agreed. It’s basically if you took those boss fights where you win in the gameplay and then lose in the cut scene except it’s true both ways. I just enjoyed the management aspect and if there was a game that was actually just that I’d have fun playing it, tuning my heroes in their different skill sets, or even different genres like a heist team planner or emergency services dispatch.
memefarius@reddit
Dispatch is great, and while it gets a bit .... hmmm hand holdy at times I greatly recommend it. Also it feels like your choices change how it progresses
CrustyBatchOfNature@reddit
I wouldn't say it was actually bad. It just exists. Which is probably worse really. I did not hate playing it, then again I played it 15 minutes at a time just to get rewards points. But the only folks playing it ever again are folks who want all the achievements.
psinguine@reddit
Dispatch is the same kind of "this isn't a game" game. A few people have done thorough teardowns at this point where they just don't do ANY controlled input and the game plays itself through to the end. It makes choices for you, nothing you do changes anything that matters, the story beats play out the same way... It's a movie that pretends to be a game.
internetlad@reddit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tMq71JHHK24&pp=ygUMbGltbXkgcG9saWNl
loscapos5@reddit
FUCK DA POLICE, COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
mrlunes@reddit
I really don’t think you have any legal obligation to stop someone from committing a crime. Can’t see how you can be held as an accessory if you had nothing to do with it and you reported it.
xx123gamerxx@reddit
you have no moral/legal obligation to stop someone committing a crime especially if you have to actively put urself at risk to stop it
_eleutheria@reddit
Why the fuck would you get arrested? Regular citizens aren't expected to stop crimes, they're expected to report them. Heck, in the US the police isn't even expected to risk their lives, the ones that do do it out of their own free will.
Vagina_Woolf@reddit
your child is not unaware that it is bad to burn the house down. that is not the problem you should be solving for here.
youre a bad father if you think "the consequences of your actions" are going to help a child with severe chemical imbalances and zero coping mechanisms for proper emotional regulation.
tea_snob10@reddit
You'd let her burn down someone else's property, to teach her a lesson? How about NOT letting her burn down someone else's property?
annieAintOK@reddit
Reddit ass parenting moment. "She's gotta learn by doing +2yrs in prison, face unspeakable indignities day in & day out and statistically become a repeat offender/lifetime criminal. There's just no other choice"
BenderTheLifeEnder@reddit
What game is this
arbiter12@reddit
probably Mixtape.
Seems to be a game that is this generation's "Life is Strange", except, somehow, even less gameplay and even more on-the-nose writing.
You know....normal stuff.
DinkleDonkerAAA@reddit
And it's an industry plant made by an "Indie" studio owned by Bezos's wife
gereffi@reddit
Every game is planted by the industry. Why do so many people not understand what “industry plant” means?
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
No it's not, what are you talking about? Are you telling me balatro was an industry plant?
gereffi@reddit
Yes, Balatro was made by someone who wanted to become part of the industry so they made a game and put it on the main industry storefronts, just like everyone else who makes a game. Thats no different than Mixtape.
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
Nobody has ever used "industry plant" to mean all that. "Industry plant" means a product artificially set up by the big players of an industry to appear like a product with a small scope and budget (despite actually having quite a healthy budget) and getting a ton of critical acclaim out of nowhere despite the general audience never hearing about it. In other words, an astroturfed product. Mixtape is very clearly that, balatro is very clearly not.
RealityMalady@reddit
It's the same buzzword shit that shifts every now and then. From progressive, to SJW, to woke, to industry plant. Basically just a dog whistle to say the game has gay people in it and maybe a Jewish dude on the dev team doing sound mixing or something.
Arstanishe@reddit
wasn't she a head of the publisher? Who also published like Outer Wilds, Hohokum and Stray?
No one said "stray is a shit game promoted by nepo wife of bezos, has no value"
Sure, thix mixtape thing got 10/10 on kotaku (btw, kotak in my native language means "ass", so it is a perfect name, lol) - yeah, annapurna surely smoother the game journos tongues, but does it mean that we need now to mindlessly bash some game ypu personally didn't like? game as a movie is fine, as long as it has a good story and style. by the look of it (didn't play it yet) - this one can be good for someone, why not?
PiscesSoedroen@reddit
someone counted and i think it was 20 sequence that forced you to actually pick up controls, of which only about 8 of which aren't walk to X or press certain button sequence. that's about 10 minute of gameplay that requires a thinking brain. you're going to spend at minimum just over 2 hours to finish this "interactive movie"
Arstanishe@reddit
i understand, and i bet most people would hate that kind of movie-game, but eh, it's fine. It still is a game, why not like that? If people play clickers and phantasmogoria, why not mixtape? the more games the better
Glazing from media outlets is disgusting, i agree, and the game is not 10/10 in any reasonable metric, though.
PiscesSoedroen@reddit
many people actually like movie-games. dispatch was just last year and the game assets was literally just videos stitched together. it's just that mixtape was awful in both the movie and game aspect. it's supposed to be a coming of age story except there's zero coming of age because the characters have zero arc or even negative arcs. music is heavily praised, except most of the musics were 60s to 80s in a game about teenager in the late 90s, they're not even rebellious music, there's barely any rap, punk or metal.
like, you can clearly see this was made by a privileged person who's rebellious teenager era was spending dad's money to hangout in clubs of which he wouldn't really care that much, instead of actually being a nuisance in society. people hated this game so much because of the insane astroturf. this game would've flown under the radar had the ratings be 7/10 and actually advertised to have similar gameplay amount as dispatch (except your choice here barely matters)
Arstanishe@reddit
maybe the bezos wife did personally get involved?
PiscesSoedroen@reddit
that's the most popular and logical theory rn. you see the amount of 10/10 that's being displayed and you can tell that a person from the top 1% of the world wanted to feel validated
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
Without counting the analog (except for a single case in which it must be pressed to dodge a car) the game can be beaten in exactly 150 button presses.
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
Because if i understand it correctly at first she just put the money to make the company but had actually competent people handling it (and thus stray and edith finch and outer goddamn wilds happened) but recently she started actually meddling with the company a lot more and wanting to direct things personally and this caused friction, to the point of causing a mass resignation a couple years ago iirc (coincidentally the right time frame for the start of mixtape's development).
Generally yeah it'd be fine. One small issue, the story and style are ass.
Yeah, the millennial former theater kids who couldn't cut it as movie critics and became game journos instead, and pretty much nobody else.
PiscesSoedroen@reddit
oh yeah i forgot about the bluetwelve walkout because annapurna denied them from being an independent studio
Littleboypurple@reddit
This moment is so fucking painful because it is very clearly supposed to be like "Aw yeah! Rebellion! You can't silence my voice, old man!" But, it's just really forced and awkward
Neomataza@reddit
I only recognize this because one of my youtube subscriptions took criticizing walking simulators as a pet peeve. If I remember correctly, the message is "it's good to abandon your friends for a career opportunity".
Argentarius1@reddit
The original Life is Strange was genuinely pretty good if a little light on gameplay. But Life is Strange seems like Metal Gear Solid compared to this shit.
CroatInAKilt@reddit
Well the parts without Chloe were fine, but the part where the writers want you to sacrifice a town for this insufferable bint was one of the lowest points of millenial writing.
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
It was one of the lowest points until mixtape came out (and dustborn too but i don't really hear anyone mentioning it nowadays) and retroactively redeemed it.
Particular-Crow-1799@reddit
this is funny, MGS is often quoted as a movie disguised as a game because of the amount of cutscenes
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
Yes but crucially it is also a game.
Quitthesht@reddit
It's not an exaggeration either.
In Metal Gear Solid 4, as soon as you land your last hit on the final boss you're locked into a cutscene for the next 71 minutes (MGS4 holds the Guiness World Record for longest single cutscene sequence in any game).
koopcl@reddit
The editing room clearly needed scissors! 61!
Haggis442312@reddit
Holy shit, that makes the Yakuza games look tame
RemoteButtonEater@reddit
Me, the other day, being like, "I'll just finish Death Stranding really quick"
Fucking three hours later, lmao.
Argentarius1@reddit
And you salute the whole time like a TRUE PATRIOT
Ezures@reddit
WE ARE ALL SONS OF THE PATRIOTS NOW
BitsAndBobs304@reddit
RAIDEN! TURN OFF THE CONSOLE NOW!
socratesrs@reddit
Hey man, climbing up an abnormally long ladder with Snake Eater in the background is basically peak gameplay.
demonsdencollective@reddit
MGS4 is, the rest aren't. 10 hours of cutscenes, babyyyy.
Argentarius1@reddit
It's definitely extremely cutscene heavy that's true. But there's also astounding detail and complexity in the gameplay which is what I was referring to.
ImportantResponse0@reddit
I mean who isn't happy when they are about to scissors another girl?
This is just a casual lesbian story.
Personal-Focus3453@reddit
Mixtape
BenderTheLifeEnder@reddit
Oh that? I thought it looked way different. Huh
nopower81@reddit
Take the kid to the nearest homeless camp and and tell them you are going to drop them off and tell them you will come back just after dark. Any one want to wager the kid will have a change of mind really quickly?
MadBananaMen@reddit
I work with children like this.
You calmly tell them that you will extinguish every attempt at a fire. Then you explain that if they try for real, you will have to call ambulance and police. They will be committed into a psychiatric ward if they try stupid shit like this. Then you offer something for emotional regulation, depending on the child and Situation. No media! Stuff like a walk, bike ride, screaming out emotions, a hug etc. Keep calm, explain what will happen and deescalate the situation as good as you can.
I've told children that I'd rather not call the police cause I wanna have lunch soon and I can't cook lunch when I have to talk to police. Once they learn that they can't trigger emotion with such bullshit they stop.
Vagina_Woolf@reddit
yeah this is the hard part that most parents are completely unequipped for
MadBananaMen@reddit
Yea, I do this as a job and I don't think you can do this at home. You need to get away from those children after some time or you'll go crazy. Most group home can't handle this shit, out institution is literally build for this clients. This isn't something you can do at home.
Vagina_Woolf@reddit
Yeah I dont think people quite understand that good parenting doesnt solve a manufacturing error. The shepherd doesnt design the sheep
Kurigohan-Kamehameha@reddit
Emotional instability is really tough. Childhood emotional are so big and unwieldy.
As an adult, I have enough historical foundation to form an identity and recognize that how I feel during emotional extremes is not congruent with who I am as a person, my values and such.
As a child, your current emotional state feels even more like your entire existence, and any sort of meta-thought is so so so difficult.
Even as an adult with emotional/hormonal regulation issues and executive function disorders, it is hard to overcome the natural programming instilled by the emotional state.
I have found that the desire to solve problems with physicality increased sharply in my early twenties despite having lived two full decades as someone who prided himself on being able to use reason and rationality and words to go about things.
Big feelings are hard. It’s a manufacturing defect, like you said. We as humans have to be our own shepherds and that makes things all the more trying.
DeathSabre7@reddit
your instituition being?
StillABuster@reddit
Arkham
psinguine@reddit
So, in this scene, her dad just arrived on the scene and there's already a burning house turning into an active forest fire. He's a cop, standing in front of his daughter who he already grounded earlier that evening in an attempt to keep her away from her criminal friends, and now she's here. Standing in front of a blazing building. Telling her dad that if he doesn't pay for her to go to school in another state she's going to continue hurting the people around her and destroying everything she touches.
Did she actually start the fire? Not really, it was accidental. But her dad doesn't know that.
sebastianinspace@reddit
i feel like this is a great answer and probably the most effective one but im sad that it’s so far down and buried underneath jokes from parents like “belt”, “smack”, etc and comments from people who obviously dont have kids about how you have to let them do whatever they want and punishment is bad.
JeffyGoldblumsPen_15@reddit
Pilfercate@reddit
This is what happens when you have a kid raise themselves. They find some lord of the flies morality and either shoot up a school or become a furry. Sometimes both.
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
Fwiw in the game the little matchstick girl in the pic is actually the daughter of a cop and her parents are really strict on her and this aggression of hers is portrayed as being her lashing out.
Even tho her friends are on the opposite side and "raise themselves" and are similarly unhinged (maybe just a touch less).
Pilfercate@reddit
She might have been lashing out, but doing so was opportunistic to cover for her friends who were hiding just off the road at the time. It was supposed to be her big potential self sacrifice for the group moment of standing up to her cop father, but it comes off as one of those kids who knocks everything off the shelves at a store and the parent just allows it to happen(She was acting in a way that was incompatible with society and he allowed it in the end).
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
Eh i mean, back in the TP section you could kiiinda say she was covering for the others (except she could've just snuck away with them, the principal didn't actually see stacey), but in the fire part she accidentally caused a forest fire and then decided it would be a good idea to make it look to a cop like she was an arsonist when the three of them could've just run away or at worst she could've just confronted the dad while saying it was an accidental forest fire caused by fireworks.
AmorphousRazer@reddit
American children literally shoot up schools almost exactly at the rate of every day. The recorded shooter rate in 2023 for K-12 was 352. I don't know if it's the parents failing or the system in place looking at the year the graph jumped up.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1463594/number-of-k-12-school-shootings-us/
Neomataza@reddit
At least an indication that something is failing, but I think it is more than just parents.
AmbitionOfPhilipJFry@reddit
"... defined as a gun is fired, brandished, or a bullet hits school property, regardless of the number of victims, time, day, or reason in K-12 schools in the United States from 1999 to May 2026"
thathurtcsr@reddit
3 day inv psych hold with potentially a longer stay depending on her attitude and a good lawyer to get her long term care and probation for the arson he literally just saw her commit.
This game is ass.
Uncle_a_@reddit
"game"
Neomataza@reddit
It has minigames that let you push buttons. Sometimes there is even the possibility of failure when not pushing anything.
CrispyJelly@reddit
I'm not the word police and there is no way to enforce how a word is used anyway, but I think the whole "everything can be called everything" thing the internet does is just weird. It's this knee jerk reaction to push back on exclusion by insisting everything is "valid", but we're talking about product categories, not human beings here.
Not every form of interactive entertainment is a game, not every form of play is a game. We should embrace new categories for these experiences instead of expanding what the word "game" means.
Guglielmowhisper@reddit
Like this
poopcockshit@reddit
tea_snob10@reddit
"I should've worn a condom".
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
Or if you're the mother
"I should've swallowed"
transformerslover2_0@reddit
Nonchalantly cap her kneecaps. That’ll make her learn!
SolidBandit-6018@reddit
SageoftheForlornPath@reddit
Depends on what she wants to burn down.
RetroTheGameBro@reddit
Speaking from experience, if you don't realize your parents push you because they hate their lives and want better for you at almost 18, you're a fucking idiot.
But I'd see this as a longer "hand on a hot stove" learning moment.
You don't want to go to college or embrace any of the talent you have? Fair enough, your life, your choice. Be a drunk, drugged out delinquent. See how far that gets you in the adult world, and I'll just hope you come to your senses before you OD, get pregnant, or go to jail.
There's only so much you can do as a parent when you get unlucky and your kid falls on with a bad crowd and they warp their perceptions and personality. A kid isn't a puppet, it's more like a plane going down, you can try and steer it and maybe get the landing gear down, but sometimes shit happens and it's 9/11.
neuthral@reddit
peach_angle@reddit
My nephew went through a phase at 8 where he'd threaten to 'delete the house.' We laughed it off at first. Then he actually unplugged the WiFi router during the Super Bowl. That's when we realized 'oh this is serious.' Parenting is just surviving the chaos and hoping they turn out okay.
IamtheVOYD@reddit
No one in here is a father
Your_Moms_Car@reddit
As someone who had a less than favourable childhood, there are cases to be made for controlled beatings. The key is not to take anger out on them and lose control.
altofanaltthatisalt@reddit
Leg sweep and grapple her to prevent her from moving, then grab the lighter. Next, take her to therapy and try to resolve her inner turmoil with pyromania.
Piorn@reddit
If my child decides to burn the house down, it will be because they have a valid reason without the decade long attachment and sunken cost fallacy I have. Kinda like in the matrix.
Sometimes I wish I could do it myself.
kris9292@reddit
not my daughter anymore
Nap_God-@reddit
By snatching the lighter duh
Herpderpyoloswag@reddit
And then go out for “milk and cigarettes”. That’s someone else’s problem now.
Substantial-Cat2896@reddit
Talk to, and listen to her. Invest your time in your child instead of working all the time
Brief-Luck-6254@reddit
go go gadget fireproof house
King_Tamino@reddit
How about some good ol jumper cables?
Masters2500@reddit
I liked the idea of how far should parents go in punishing there kids, since in the game he wants to hold her back for a full year, you could argue he's justified or overreaching.
The problem is the ending (DADDY LET ME DO DRUGS AND PARTY OR ELSE IM GONNA BURN THE FOREST DOWN) with the dad just saying ok. Terrible conclusion.
Wiinterfang@reddit
Honestly I've seen teenagers do worse.
pedrokdc@reddit
Hug her you're sorry, you love her and hug her.... Then use the distraction to kick the lighters under the drawer.
FriendlyBabyFrog@reddit
Had something like that happen. When I was in the psych ward there was a woman who was mad at (?) and she threatened to light the place up. People did not take her seriously because she apparently says stuff like this on a regular basis. A couple minutes later smoke comes from the hallway and we all needed to evacuate. Turns out she lit some cardboard on fire because she didn't think she would be able to.
RedBlueKoi@reddit
As a Slav - I gave you life, and I will be the one to take it from you
NekoMeowKat@reddit
There's a fat 40 year old man baby who shits in diapers named Andrew Ditch who threatens to start house fires from cooking when he doesn't get his way. Claims to be autistic and claims everyone abuses him including his 70+ year old father.
eximology@reddit
Put them in the sorry corner.
ThrowAbout01@reddit
Wasn’t this a story from that domestic violence court series?
Chrrodon@reddit
Seeing that it is a standard cheap bic lighter or something, you cannot drop it all dramatically to the fuel or so without the lighter flame just fizzling out, but instead you'd have to bend down to start the fire.
Depending of the distance, you have some seconds to close the distance with the upcoming arsonist and do whatever in your power to remove the lighter and neutralize the arsonist.
Less-Guest-3860@reddit
Try to empathize and explain that that's exactly what the machine wants you to do
TheConMan1313@reddit
tearans@reddit
you have two options
Your choice
nuclear way: glad your mother is not around to see this, you know why she called you my little pullout? should have done so
angelforged@reddit
First, clarify what she means, does she mean literally 'burn this place' as in where we currently are? Or does she metaphorically mean it?
If literal, restrain daughter, confiscate all fire making materials, establish reasoning and needed mental health solutions then proceed with solutions.
If metaphorical establish meaning of 'burn' and 'this place' and establish reasoning, if justified provide assistance and advice to prevent worst possible repercussions from actions, if unjustified strongly discourage action and provide with list of negative repercussions, if they are fully informed and still insist, then inform that you will have no part in it and will not protect them from facing the repercussions.
Jade_Sugoi@reddit
"alright, do it. I'm waiting"
No-Play2726@reddit
pinezatos@reddit
not fun of capital punishment, but sometimes a backhand to the face knocks some sense when things escalate, like a reset.
HistoricalInternal@reddit
Classic Annapurna shit. 30mins of gameplay and 14 hours of cringe clips. Jewslop
Cute-Conflict835@reddit
Thats not my child anymore
Bakkughan@reddit
House arrest and beatings until morale continues. Remove any allowance she has. She either straightens up or she’s on the street holding a plastic bag with her belongings while I make a new child. What’s another 15 years?
NanolathingStuff@reddit
Found the viltrumite here
LongjumpingCan4817@reddit
Let’s go for ice cream first
Greatgg@reddit
.
erectionation@reddit
Meewelyne@reddit
The graphic reminds me of something, but I really can't figure what series/movie is this.
Competitive_Golf8206@reddit
It's monster house iirc
Meewelyne@reddit
Thanks!
Filmologic@reddit
"ok but why?"
ChocoCake2@reddit
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Sure_Association_991@reddit
https://i.redd.it/ok2dlxbxu13h1.gif
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GamnlingSabre@reddit
Insert gun owner as the founding fathers intended meme.
anwaralexander@reddit
My child wouldn't dare this to begin with, my children aren't my friends, they're my responsibilities so when they're good, they're praised and when they are bad, they are corrected by will or by force.
This friendship soft method of parenting are making children become very ill- disciplined and entitled teens / adults.
b055dj@reddit
Gotta hit em with the
CareerLegitimate7662@reddit
This game was peak. Loved the sequence where they were running across the field. Unrealised dreams…
ARTILLERY_INBOUND@reddit
Nah you gotta be rage baiting bro🥀
CareerLegitimate7662@reddit
It’s not 4chan material sure but I said what I said
Arstanishe@reddit
if it hits you right in the correct vibes - it can be great, i get it. Game might be very niche, and annapurna is propped by bezos for his wife, but it can still be good. Same publisher published outer wilds and stray. No one complains about those
CareerLegitimate7662@reddit
Exactly
ArosNerOtanim@reddit
What's the context?
Sir_Daxus@reddit
The game is meh at best, got a bunch of 10/10 reviews from reviewers who got massive boxes of assorted goodies, plus the game is kind of just nostalgia bait. Game's not terrible but the reviews are major bullshit.
ImportantResponse0@reddit
Interactive movie?
Like neither a game nor a movie and hated by both communities because there is no game play but you still need to be awake to choose options.
I just wanna pass out watching a psychologist horror not to be asked what happens next, how am I supposed to know or why would I care?
Sir_Daxus@reddit
> psychologist horror
I know you probably meant a psychological horror but now I'm imagining a horror comedy about someone going to a therapist appointment and their psych is some terrifying monster and the concept is mildly hilarious to me.
ImportantResponse0@reddit
I mean this is a trope but usually is the psychologist having problems like in the mediocre to bad movie Smile and the yet to come (maybe already happened) sequel.
But some horrors happens at mental asylums and that girl kinda needs to be here if she is ready to commit arson for whatever reason.
Or maybe is the father who needs and she is self defending.
BourbonSn4ke@reddit
Set her on fire?
babaroga73@reddit
This game is a walking nostalgia simulator.
Let's pretend that whole 90s-2000s Hollywood production wasn't just the same thing - teenage angst while living in most beautiful and peaceful place in the world.
I breezed through it and had fun, and now I think every game should have nice licenced music from "Top 90s" CD's.
Kyethent@reddit
mauryguid05@reddit
"This is what happens when you don't beat your child enough" ~Tenma Maemi, 2026
shwaamon@reddit
This scene offends me a whole lot more than it offended most people on this planet, because my dad is both boomer and a cop. Whatever privileged prick wrote that dialogue/storyboard/brainstorming has no idea how much knowledge a boomer cop has of where the line actually is, and how willing he is to toe it while holding his own kids by the neck across it.
KeyEntityDomino@reddit
"Still"? Tf
No-Zombie1004@reddit
As a father? Show her how to use accelerants and make it a learning experience. Bonus points if you both avoid burning your hair and eyebrows.
AngusLynch09@reddit
Not something OP is going to have to worry about.
Zealousideal-Rule-48@reddit
Not without an accelerant
ImportantResponse0@reddit
Common babygirl do it already, I'll make sure you burn with this place too.
sleeless@reddit
comasxx@reddit
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Absulus@reddit
Double tap. Center mass.
SaltOk3057@reddit
Don’t