Perfect. A misformed patty, burned cheese, a bit of meat juice oozing out.
The spooky lighting completes your display of horror.
Looks like placenta in a pan.
I cannot fathom the decisions made that lead you down the path of life toward to this.
But I know nothing could have been done to make anything better.
Intrepid-Constant-34@reddit
Patty the size of a slider with red still juicing out. Congrats, you’ve perfectly ruined a burger patty.
EsotericCrawlSpace@reddit
Frighten the children during recess in Autumn. Drive off, change towns, repeat.
fhrblig@reddit
At first I thought "what's wrong with that fried egg?" Now I know. It's a cheeseburger!
MadamVoid@reddit
So glad I wasn’t the only one to think this
AtPrick@reddit
The yolk is still there
alazystoner420@reddit
Bro commented 3 times and still doesn't realize it's not an egg lmaoooo
ThriftyMegaMan@reddit
The crispy cheese burnt by the pan is probably the best part.
AtPrick@reddit
This is honestly pretty great
AtPrick@reddit
I swear to god, of I can find a person that can fry a f'n egg.... its not that hard
LauraLand27@reddit
r/paradolia
Adorable_Original_94@reddit
Look what’s inside op you might discover some new species from the forbidden knowledge
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit
Mods pin this as top of the week post please 🙏
phil_the_builder@reddit
Perfect. A misformed patty, burned cheese, a bit of meat juice oozing out.
The spooky lighting completes your display of horror.
Looks like placenta in a pan.
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit
They're also probably high AF and had the pan on WAY too hot. And that patty looks like it was frozen for a long time with all the albumin coming out
PossibleNo5376@reddit
I cannot fathom the decisions made that lead you down the path of life toward to this. But I know nothing could have been done to make anything better.