Pizza Watch: 270% Spike Papa John's. 250% Domino's.

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There are a lot of people in the area for Memorial day weekend. Between Arlington National Cemetery and the Rolling Thunder ride, the local hotels are all booked up with visitors. Try comparing to previous memorial day weekends for a real comparison

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9Implements@reddit

Dude. Kegsbreath spent $7m on lobster tails last September and they don’t have anyone plan their wars. He said they make mass orders of pizza just to mess with them. I don’t think this means anything.

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drewc717@reddit

Can't wait for the Waffle House nuclear fallout index.

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DownwardSpirals@reddit

Interesting that Congress juuuuuuuust took a break, huh?

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Girafferage@reddit

Well we gotta keep the politicians and the wealthy safe! If they aren't safe what's the point?!?!!!

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Lumpy_Disaster33@reddit

And Trump entertained.

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the_real_Beavis999@reddit

Interesting flight tracker some one else posted in r/CzechCoconutCommunity

https://ews.kylemcdonald.net/

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Girafferage@reddit

It doesn't have enough data to actually tell us much and it looks like it was created with Claude so I wouldn't put too much stock in its algorithms being accurate.

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WolfDragon7721@reddit

They didn't want to vote on the slush fund and expose their complicity. They'd rather bury heads in sand and play stupid.

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Takemyfishplease@reddit

The slush fund to pay antifa crisis actors, right? lol theyre don’t even know what they’re lying about anymore

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Haunting_Lime2296@reddit

If Waffle House is closed stay yo ass home, to damn dangerous out if they won’t open

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RogerBalderer@reddit

You want the apocalypse so bad, sad

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Bozhark@reddit

Do not, fuck the life of god, ever curse the name of the Waffle House index

It could literally not get worse

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Immediate_Thought656@reddit

Waffle on two. Scattered, smothered and covered!

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Southern_Loquat_4450@reddit

Ummm, waffles...

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dancingbananas25@reddit

Wonder if they're getting ready to invade Cuba

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Kindly_Customer1117@reddit

I saw some Fox News segment titled “how Cuba’s prosperity affects America” yesterday so probably

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TheProfessional9@reddit

Na they have to move assets back for that

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Formal-Knowledge9382@reddit

Brother it's Cuba not even a fraction of the size or manpower of Venezuela.

They're gonna make it look like a walk in the park.

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trainmobile@reddit

I don't expect Cuba to win, but I do expect Cuba to retaliate by hitting Florida, because why the hell not? It'll send a message across the world: America is not untouchable. And bonus points if they specifically target Mar-a-Lago because nearly three quarters of the country would literally cheer for that, including me.

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Formal-Knowledge9382@reddit

How?

They're barely have oil or electricity. They would literally end up occupied for even suggesting such a move.

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trainmobile@reddit

No government on this planet would let their military defense become so crippled that they couldn't at the very least respond towards an act of aggression.

I'm not suggesting that Cuba could launch a massive retaliatory campaign like Iran did to our bases in the Gulf countries, or that they could realistically hold onto total control over the island. But all it takes is one drone to strike the contiguous United States, and whatever fragile myths still floating around about us being "the remaining world superpower" will fly out the window and turn to dust in the wind.

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The-Copilot@reddit

But all it takes is one drone to strike the contiguous United States, and whatever fragile myths still floating around about us being "the remaining world superpower" will fly out the window and turn to dust in the wind.

Are you under some delusion that you think every nation believes the US has some magical shield around it? Is that what you think makes a nation a super power?

The US can be attacked. The deterance is that any attack will be responded to with the full weight of the US.

There is a reason that after 9/11 and the assassination of JFK that the first nation to offer their condolences and basically say "that wasn't us" was the Russians/Soviets.

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Background-Stable899@reddit

You think this will end with a self-governed free Cuba? I’ve got a bridge to sell you

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Formal-Knowledge9382@reddit

Hell no. Cuba will end up like PR except with even less freedom. If they attacked Florida they would be taken over.

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Background-Stable899@reddit

Just like JFK did!

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Fievels_good_trouble@reddit

With any luck it’ll go down about the same

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Fosterpig@reddit

With Trump in a motorcade in Dallas? Cheers to that

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cryptolyme@reddit

They can just send some of their PMCs

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Various_Register2935@reddit

I thought they did like a week ago? Did they move them out and now they want to move them back again?

God it’s so stupid here 😭

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Designer-Travel4785@reddit

We have plenty here for that type of operation.

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Formal-Knowledge9382@reddit

They literally just indicted castros brother. How else do you expect them to get him here?

They've been extremely blatant about saying it without saying it.

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WolfDragon7721@reddit

Trump feels like he needs a win and a distraction.

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Dilosaurus-Rex@reddit

I mean if they wanna lose Guantanamo maybe. The admin is unpopular enough with their actions in the Middle East. If they failed just off the shore of Florida too they’d be fucked.

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