On aircraft carriers theres things called sewer squids, mix of hair and cum that comes through the wastewater pipes, they can and will clog plumbing systems
No. they're called "bezoars" which exist in all sewer systems, including septic. which is why septic dudes exist.
They're a mix of skin and hair oils, soap, and excreta, that form a giant gob inside of the sewer pipe.
It's the same name you give to little kids that have a nervous hair chewing tic and develop a similar blockage.
Jizz isn't involved. If you've ever even watched jizz go down the shower drain, you know it's practically dissolved and destroyed before it even starts to circle.
Like, disregarding incel bullshit. If jizz was concrete, we'd have been making buildings with it since the neolithic. "Ay gurr, I got the concrete you need for them seams just flows way too smooth not to work.
If jizz was concrete, we'd have been making buildings with it since the neolithic. "Ay gurr, I got the concrete you need for them seams" just flows way too smooth not to work.
At the rate the venture capital forces things to grow they'd probably have dudes hooked up to milking machines. At least here in the US it would be like a job...which would be....uh....horrible....
Anyone who lived in a college dorm with shared bathrooms/showers likely has at least seen a desperate request from the janitors/plumbers "please stop spooging into the drains"
no. those are just hair and dead skin, semen quickly loses viscosity and breaks down into basically water via enzymes. this is actually essential for fertility since it frees the sperm and is called semen liquefaction
Do you have a semen patio?
Do you drive your car on the semen in the garage?
Do you walk down semen footpaths?
If you're doing some landscaping do you mix up a quick batch of semen?
I can personally confirm that cum does not in fact clog drains.
if anon's story was true, it's because he is a gross bonehead too lazy to actually have a shower to hide the evidence, and literally drops dirty tissues in a dry shower. lol
Oh, it will if you live in a home with women. Their stray hair gets in the shower drain and acts like a strainer, holding onto the cum and making a "cum-berg"
Source: I live with 4 women, and have had to remove several "cum-bergs"
Source: I live with 4 women, and have had to remove several "cum-bergs"
I've gone back to tissues.
Understandable. Tissues are much easier to live with. Way less screaming. Tissues can follow the plot of a movie (at least they don't ask) and they have no desire to go shopping. Now if only they could cook...
Aren't cum stains somewhat normal in your underwear?
Sure you change them daily so you avoid the issue but you still got some spurts during the night and around the day, with an UV light I believe you'll find them consistently and mistake the normal thing for masturbation.
Lmao this reminds me of my freshman year of college, the upperclassmen would print these signs out that looked official and said “STOP MASTURBATING IN THE DORM SHOWERS. The drains are getting clogged due to a build up of semen in the freshman dorms”
Being a dumb 18 year old I believed it but looking back on it what a great prank. This was the early days of facebook and the pictures spread like wildfire and people were getting tagged left and right.
the idea of cum not being water soluble is hilarious, like cum capable of clogging a drain could asphyxiate a person, you certainly wouldn't be able to digest it, people would constantly have to douche or enema it out of their other holes with like acetone or mineral spirits or something, it would be A Problem
There's different levels of stupidity. It's a close call, but I honestly think the idea that humans can't digest substances that aren't water soluble, like fats and oils, must be a couple levels dumber than misunderstanding the properties of semen.
Be honest with me, have you been drinking mineral oil every time you eat fried food?
It used the API to detect fake/gay comments when the API allowed a reasonable number of free calls, after admins changed the way reddit's API works I assume the person behind tendiebot simply didn't want to pay to automate shitposting.
what's more likely, his mom being that crazy but still trying to help him or him only giving a fraction of the details cause he doesn't want to have an existential crisis when he realizes his mom is just trying to stop him from fapping to loli or incest porn?
C'mon bro, everyone knows the solution is to simply get it on the surface area of EVERYTHING possible, that way the UV light will go straight to 100% bright and burn out the bulbs. DUH!
AI_Slopper@reddit
I can personally confirm that cum does not in fact clog drains.
cubicthreads@reddit
Your beta cum wont. Op's alpha super spunk does though.
BBWArchitect@reddit
I've been Spunkmaxxing for decades.
chantsnone@reddit
Damn im gonna get jizzmogged
Skyp_Intro@reddit
Anon could do his own laundry, buy his own tissue, or even move out. Those aren’t NEET solutions, but there neat solutions.
Snoo1535@reddit
On aircraft carriers theres things called sewer squids, mix of hair and cum that comes through the wastewater pipes, they can and will clog plumbing systems
Junior-Possession969@reddit
No. they're called "bezoars" which exist in all sewer systems, including septic. which is why septic dudes exist.
They're a mix of skin and hair oils, soap, and excreta, that form a giant gob inside of the sewer pipe.
It's the same name you give to little kids that have a nervous hair chewing tic and develop a similar blockage.
Jizz isn't involved. If you've ever even watched jizz go down the shower drain, you know it's practically dissolved and destroyed before it even starts to circle.
Like, disregarding incel bullshit. If jizz was concrete, we'd have been making buildings with it since the neolithic. "Ay gurr, I got the concrete you need for them seams just flows way too smooth not to work.
scottlapier@reddit
At the rate the venture capital forces things to grow they'd probably have dudes hooked up to milking machines. At least here in the US it would be like a job...which would be....uh....horrible....
Junior-Possession969@reddit
I tried to wank at least once an hour one New Years' and planned to end the day with a bang as well.
It sucked pretty bad, actually. Also the bruising didn't help.
But the desperate, "holy shit ow" nuts did kinda hit different.
WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit
nope that's just hair and skin flakes. go google "semen liquefaction"
sassydodo@reddit
I don't think I will
Lloids77@reddit
This guy cums
GuerillaGandhi@reddit
How would you know this, unless you were a sewer squid?
wpm@reddit
Anyone who lived in a college dorm with shared bathrooms/showers likely has at least seen a desperate request from the janitors/plumbers "please stop spooging into the drains"
Snoo1535@reddit
Spent a year working at newport news shipbuilding during enterprises decommissioning, i learned some stuff i wish i hadnt
GuerillaGandhi@reddit
Sure thing, mr. Sewer squid. I'm on to you!
Snoo1535@reddit
Shhh, theyll pull my membership card if they find out ive been compromised
GuerillaGandhi@reddit
Alright then, keep your secrets, mr. Sewer squid.
hairyballsinmybutt@reddit
It will if you're jacking off a lot.
Tha_Hand@reddit
It will if your jacking off a lot and live with women.
It’s a combo of hair and cum
NewAusland@reddit
Is this... is this true?
KateBurningBush@reddit
If it was true, every home with a mum and a teenage boy would have clogged drains.
WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit
no. those are just hair and dead skin, semen quickly loses viscosity and breaks down into basically water via enzymes. this is actually essential for fertility since it frees the sperm and is called semen liquefaction
JustADelusion@reddit
Yep can confirm. It’s the long hair + cum
nelsonalgrencametome@reddit
Only one way to find out.
hairyballsinmybutt@reddit
I've snaked the drain a couple a times and it's fucking disgusting.
SgtRinzler@reddit
Draino baby
F-Lambda@reddit
isn't this how bricks are made? mixing mud and straw
TerryFalcone@reddit
He cums cement
Flukyflopz@reddit
Sement
naufalap@reddit
funny since semen means cement in my language
r3volts@reddit
Do you have a semen patio?
Do you drive your car on the semen in the garage?
Do you walk down semen footpaths?
If you're doing some landscaping do you mix up a quick batch of semen?
naufalap@reddit
hell yeah
I can buy a bag of semen from retails
SINdicate@reddit
Mix it with semen and you got yourself semen cubed
Bamdian@reddit
That was low-key a concern I had.
Maybe cum on its own doesn't, but if there's already hairs in the drain, wouldn't it make the clog worse?
thebestdogeevr@reddit
Cum is water soluble
catinterpreter@reddit
All you guys saying this are shooting blanks.
scalyblue@reddit
until the proteins coagulate in sufficient heat. Picture it similar to egg white.
SaltOk3057@reddit
Yours is just weak
WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy@reddit
if anon's story was true, it's because he is a gross bonehead too lazy to actually have a shower to hide the evidence, and literally drops dirty tissues in a dry shower. lol
WackyInflatableAnon2@reddit
Oh, it will if you live in a home with women. Their stray hair gets in the shower drain and acts like a strainer, holding onto the cum and making a "cum-berg"
Source: I live with 4 women, and have had to remove several "cum-bergs"
I've gone back to tissues.
SurreallyAThrowaway@reddit
It's more likely to be conditioner. Conditioner + soap scum gives you a white slime that is designed to stick to hair and never dissolves.
ducktape8856@reddit
Understandable. Tissues are much easier to live with. Way less screaming. Tissues can follow the plot of a movie (at least they don't ask) and they have no desire to go shopping. Now if only they could cook...
/s
lornlynx89@reddit
Did no one of you clean the sink filter after they showered?
WackyInflatableAnon2@reddit
It's one of those old school drains with no filter
lornlynx89@reddit
I have a weird one too, for which I bought one of those silicone pancake drains which works pretty good for long hair.
the_marxman@reddit
https://i.redd.it/umcp23wdxy2h1.gif
KiwDaWabbit2@reddit
mtilleymcfly@reddit
I thought I'd be the only one to think of this!
Juddy-@reddit
Literally no college dorm building would have working plumbing if cum clogged drains
Separate_Inflation11@reddit
I took it as a reading of op’s sugar consumption
Can’t imagine a family that obsessive doesn’t just absolutely gorge on food
hornwalker@reddit
Can you imagine if it did? Society would crumble
thebigpink@reddit
It’s 2027 who still beats off in the shower anyways
Muscle_Bitch@reddit
It's only 2026 bro, we've still got 7 months to enjoy wanking in the shower.
hornwalker@reddit
Sometimes I like to revisit the good old days
Kangaroshave3vagina@reddit
Me, I like the warmest of the water, feels like human body heat and sweat, not that I know.
Excellent_Count2520@reddit
You mean society would cumble
Hugar34@reddit
I was gonna say, how thick does your cum need to be to clog the fucking shower drain? Is anon spurting glue out of his dick?
85K5@reddit
He probably holding it so long, he got those gelatin like bits coming out.
alexiawins@reddit
hopital
barwhalis@reddit
Bro that username and pfp is an insane combo.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Maybe your drains are thicker than mine.
SusheeMonster@reddit
I took that as innuendo.
I came to this comment and it's all your fault
Distantstallion@reddit
Yeah my plumber would be breaking up a cumberg monthly
rosso_saturno@reddit
If he rammed it he would not have sunken.
zaftpunk@reddit
If he rammed it he would become pregnant
AveragelyTallPolock@reddit
We call that cumcrete
Gallusaur@reddit
Hate to do it to ya, but I can personally confirm it absolutely can and will grab onto hair in the drain and clog that shit.
nasandre@reddit
It's almost as if this anon is not being honest
TheDanielG@reddit
Hey they said it was my turn to post this!
Turbulent-Midnight70@reddit
This is when you make the cumdrawer
i_eat_cockroaches69@reddit
Jar.
xZandrem@reddit
Aren't cum stains somewhat normal in your underwear?
Sure you change them daily so you avoid the issue but you still got some spurts during the night and around the day, with an UV light I believe you'll find them consistently and mistake the normal thing for masturbation.
Its_Buddy_btw@reddit
Just jerk off into the toilet
DaFragle@reddit
She wans anon to move the fuck out
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
What religion makes a mom do this?
TheNeuroLizard@reddit
That comes right out of the tendie allowance though. He’s not Rockefeller
TrumpDesWillens@reddit
Autism
Romanikow@reddit
Didn‘t have to be out of religious reasons, anons mom could be just shizophrenic
WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit
schizophrenic parenting does go some crazy places
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Well, did he turn out gay?
Icy_Magician_9372@reddit
True and, thanks to mom, straight.
XchrisZ@reddit
Maybe it's her plan for him to try and meet a woman. If he's horny enough he'll talk to them.
Maximus_Robus@reddit
She wants all of anons cum for herself.
akulowaty@reddit
get a job and move out
TastyBerny@reddit
Fling it at passers by from the window à la Hannibal Lector’s adjacent prisoner.
Shamgar65@reddit
Just go to Walmart like the rest of us.
LtDanmanistan@reddit
Cum in her socks
planetrebellion@reddit
OP clearly needs to gobble his own cum
ThatOneGuyIn1939@reddit
tissues cannot be that expensive bro 😭😭😭
GizmoMechanism@reddit
He had to have been fapping a lot
newtostew2@reddit
GizmoMechanism@reddit
Cumbox
Lenn1Lokk1@reddit
"Im 22 what do I do" Move out?
TallBoy24@reddit
Lmao this reminds me of my freshman year of college, the upperclassmen would print these signs out that looked official and said “STOP MASTURBATING IN THE DORM SHOWERS. The drains are getting clogged due to a build up of semen in the freshman dorms”
Being a dumb 18 year old I believed it but looking back on it what a great prank. This was the early days of facebook and the pictures spread like wildfire and people were getting tagged left and right.
SpacialCommieCi@reddit
just swallow it bro. regain the lost energy
-PringlesMan-@reddit
Ahhh, the spider method. I'm partial to that one as well. Much easier than the muzzleloading method.
fittan69@reddit
"Goes down salty"
igerardcom@reddit
Just like a Long Island Iced Tea.
igerardcom@reddit
Alright Chris-Chan.
Werner_Zieglerr@reddit
It's like a closed loop system
BBWArchitect@reddit
Requires Fanta for optimal recycling.
Appropriate_Star6734@reddit
Hmm. Yeah.
FreezeSPreston@reddit
Didn't some lions sing a song about that?
Seanrocks30@reddit
Really wanna know the context of this
Nameis-RobertPaulson@reddit
I'm guessing the Lion King's song, the circle of life?
QuinnAvery89@reddit
Hacuma Mutata
Duntchy@reddit
Cumbaya my lord
Shill4Pineapple@reddit
a-goona matata
pacard@reddit
Semen retainers hate this one weird trick
WayneDwade@reddit
Wouldn’t they love this trick?
pacard@reddit
They weirdly pride themselves on not jerking off and that not jizzing gives them magic powers.
Idiot_of_Babel@reddit
>cum clogged drains
Every uni/college dorm plays this prank at the start of September.
WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit
the idea of cum not being water soluble is hilarious, like cum capable of clogging a drain could asphyxiate a person, you certainly wouldn't be able to digest it, people would constantly have to douche or enema it out of their other holes with like acetone or mineral spirits or something, it would be A Problem
catinterpreter@reddit
~~pics~~ video or it doesn't happen
Tommy2255@reddit
There's different levels of stupidity. It's a close call, but I honestly think the idea that humans can't digest substances that aren't water soluble, like fats and oils, must be a couple levels dumber than misunderstanding the properties of semen.
Be honest with me, have you been drinking mineral oil every time you eat fried food?
Technical-Earth-3254@reddit
Fake: Anon knows a woman
Gay: Anon thinks about cum all day
BappoChan@reddit
My favorite shit about this sub is the comment who manages to say how it’s fake and gay
redgeck0@reddit
My favorite part was tendiebot
I_MESS_WITH_KARMA@reddit
They banned it?
theyeshman@reddit
It used the API to detect fake/gay comments when the API allowed a reasonable number of free calls, after admins changed the way reddit's API works I assume the person behind tendiebot simply didn't want to pay to automate shitposting.
Masters2500@reddit
Fake:Anon listens to others
Gay:his favorite parts are the gay comments
JoeyGamePro@reddit
Funniest part is they usually make sense too
Scared_Poet349@reddit
Mommy wants all of his good boi juice for herself
Hoopajoops@reddit
Get back at her by cumming in her socks
meow_hooman@reddit
Now you must fuck her to establish dominance. That will end her little detective roleplay.
agrow42@reddit
Cum in the toilet
HamBlamBlam@reddit
Fuck that, cum on the kitchen counter. Deny it when asked.
agrow42@reddit
Assert dominance, admit doing it
xkgrey@reddit
Leave a note, written on the counter in her lipstick
PuzzleheadedServe272@reddit
Sift the blame on Dad
TKG1607@reddit
Whoever posted that greentext should tell their mother to swallow or get a job and leave for their own place.
gooeydumpling@reddit
Simple, you abstain
You abstain on the curtains
You abstain on the ceiling
You abstain on their bed
cocovenomnomnom95@reddit
What is this, that book Stones for You?
No-Play2726@reddit
Cum doesn't clog the shower drain!
...or that's what I've heard...
Time-Mix3963@reddit
Is your cum cement that clog your bathroom?
Substantial-Cat2896@reddit
Your an adult, time to move out
Onigumo-Shishio@reddit
Lol how thick are your ropes if you think it will clog the drain
CobaltLeopard47@reddit
Toilet paper dummy
Cintrao@reddit
just masturbate, what they gonna do? unmasturbate you?
RymrgandsDaughter@reddit
I think there's something wrong with anons cum.
Hefty_Commercial3771@reddit
Assert dominance. Fill the mom.
Anariel_Elensar@reddit
ChuvstvoIumora@reddit
UncommittedBow@reddit
PointsOfXP@reddit
Considering this behavior and the 22 years leading into this that might be the moms plan
Onotadaki2@reddit
Settle down Chris Chan.
PhantomCruze@reddit
I know this is a 4chan sub, but it's not actually 4chan. Get back in your tendie cave you degenerate
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
Thats her.
demonkidz@reddit
Jerk off on the bottom of her couch cushions.
dark_temple@reddit
Fap regardless and let her deal with her own feelings about that.
djmcdee101@reddit
Solid advice if any of this was real
Masters2500@reddit
Until she kicks him out at least
Kalyise@reddit
Jerk off in her bed. The last place she would expect
Erizo69@reddit
what kind of weak ass drains do you guys have?
smokedbaconisgood@reddit
Wear your mom's underwear and fap in her room. Problem solved.
aerilink@reddit
Buy a fleshlight and cum into that…
Unfair_Development52@reddit
Move out.
Magicaparanoia@reddit
Drink the evidence
TimmyTheTumor@reddit
You need a cumbox
Periolodical@reddit
That's not even protective parents. That's insane parents.
Lebowski304@reddit
Isn’t it obvious? You cum
Wraithclaw1138@reddit
Finish in her socks
Cultural-Company282@reddit
That's what the jar is for, duh.
hornwalker@reddit
Hush now baby baby, don’t you cry
Mama’s gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama won’t let anyone dirty get through
Mama’s gonna keep you under her wing
She won’t let you fly but she might let you sing
Dracorex13@reddit
Mama's gonna keep baby cozy and warm.
Ooh baby, ooh baby baby
Ooh baby of course Mama's gonna help build the wall.
graceashcroftsjacket@reddit
Your mother clearly wants to jack you off
IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI@reddit
Fake: You need luminol to see semen under UV
Gay: Anon doesnt even know enough about plumbing
IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI@reddit
Fake: You need luminol to see se men under UV
G ay: Anon doesnt even know enough about plumbing
Gositi@reddit
You can write semen and gay on Reddit. There is no censoring.
IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI@reddit
Actually no, I had to repost this comment (notice the space before fake)
The first time, when I opened it in a browser Im not logged in on it just said "This comment does not exist"
Gositi@reddit
But yet you could find my comment?
IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI@reddit
Okay? But yet mine still said "This comment does not exist"
IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI@reddit
Fake: You need luminol to see semen under UV
Gay: Anon doesnt even know enough about plumbing
Plastic_Mishap@reddit
incredibly obvious sexual fantasy post
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
onmygrannykids@reddit
Why would any mother track her adult sons cum output
sedme0@reddit
Orgasm denial fetish
User_joined_channel@reddit
Buy fluid that will shine in UV light and put it everywhere. Her bed, the handles of doors, the toilet..... and the dog.
sedme0@reddit
Anon's mom is this close to putting him into a chastity cage 🤏
DDGBuilder@reddit
TaintedTruffle@reddit
Do guys just not lick their hands clean like girls? Why do you need some where else to put it?
Beanxsauce@reddit
Find a shoe box.
shroomigator@reddit
Anon should just fuck his mom
CmdDongSqueeze@reddit
Be homeless, it sounds like it would be easier /s
Sethleoric@reddit
IF this is real, then either his mom is kind f a bitch or Anon has a SERIOUS problem he aint telling us.
xvsanx@reddit
what's more likely, his mom being that crazy but still trying to help him or him only giving a fraction of the details cause he doesn't want to have an existential crisis when he realizes his mom is just trying to stop him from fapping to loli or incest porn?
OfficialMakkyZ@reddit
Increase jackoff levels astronomically, ask for tissuesto clean it up every time. Start trying to get ranked and let mom be your free bookkeeper.
SquirmyBurrito@reddit
Let’s ignore the fact that this is fake and that cum doesn’t clog the drain… the toilet is right there, and so is the toilet paper.
SweetTooth275@reddit
Move the fuck out? Jesus fucking Christ, why on earth is anon still living with his sick mother who obviously has Electra complex.
internetlad@reddit
That's either a low flo shower or a massive flow cock.
thebestdogeevr@reddit
Cum in your mouth and swallow it like a real man
crimsonpowder@reddit
From now on, anon will never need to buy coffee creamer again.
Beemo-Noir@reddit
Your splurge clogs drains? Is it like, one giant sperm you give birth to?
NieMonD@reddit
“I’m 22 btw what can I do”
Go to the store and buy your own tissues you neet
RegalToaster@reddit
Rebel and confidently ask for another tissue every 30 minutes
colemorris1982@reddit
"that would clog it"? jfc bro, how much do you cum?
foxinabathtub@reddit
This is OOPs fantasy fetish.
What is mom going to do about nocturnal emissions?
FrigginRan@reddit
grown ass man letting his mom have power over him by…using a UV light to check for cum stains????
OP is hopeless…
lesecksybrian@reddit
Toilet paper
Dynablade_Savior@reddit
Anon claims to be 22, but they seemingly didn't get the hint that they've also been an adult for four years and can legally leave without a trace
Johnny_Loot@reddit
C'mon bro, everyone knows the solution is to simply get it on the surface area of EVERYTHING possible, that way the UV light will go straight to 100% bright and burn out the bulbs. DUH!
IlIIllIIIlllIlIlI@reddit
Fake: You need luminol to see semen under UV
Gay: Anon doesnt even know enough about plumbing
Ridley_the_last@reddit
I always think of Darwin.
hairyballsinmybutt@reddit
Move out.