Tell your unelected server mommy happy mothers day
Posted by NotSightmarkSimon@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 37 comments
u/killdozerprincess
boogaloojoel@reddit
Simping for a women in gunnit is a new one
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
I basically held a SCCY to his head and made him post this, so idk that it counts as simping in the first place
boogaloojoel@reddit
Sccy? Thats a murder suicide
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit (OP)
I didn't know jokes were considered simping.
THUND3RXIII@reddit
Happy Mother’s Day FBI Ag- I mean u/killdozerprincess!!
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
Thanks I don’t have children yet but I claim you all as my own hahahaha
benmarvin@reddit
All your children are mentally ill, you should consider some 360 month abortions.
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
Show your tits or GTFO fed
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
Simon won’t let me post them but they are phat
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit (OP)
Where Marky mark triggers?
Admiral52@reddit
Don’t encourage the Feds
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit (OP)
Guvnuh_T_Boggs@reddit
You should post this more often.
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit (OP)
I am only one autismo. Join me
Guvnuh_T_Boggs@reddit
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit (OP)
🅱️ASED
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit (OP)
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
I’m too fat to be a fed babes
Admiral52@reddit
And too poor for the TRDOR
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
extra $8,000-$10,000 was tough to swing in law school but I do kinda regret it
Admiral52@reddit
If you don’t have crawl control you can’t be my glowboi 💅
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
Wait I read neglected not unelected and now I’m mad
no head
NotSightmarkSimon@reddit (OP)
Imagine getting mad and I hit this move on you
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
imagine I dutch oven you with Totino’s party pizza farts
Tabatch75@reddit
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
L1FT_K1T@reddit
brs_one@reddit
Happy Mother’s Day, look up and smile
Wait
Wasn’t supposed to read that last part
cvltrilex@reddit
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
AW THANK YOU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 you are all my degenerate 🅱️oint 🅱️aby 🅱️ois
I’m 🅱️🐜 on main rn but this made my day thank you babe you are so sweet Simon!!!!
L1FT_K1T@reddit
Oh noo u too? I’m back but what did u say to get 🅱️ant this time?
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
Something about volcanoes and men 😇
L1FT_K1T@reddit
Oh the rituals? U told ppl about that?
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
sorry no Y chromosomes (Jkjk) nah it was a comment I made on a post asking what the most stupid thing you’d heard someone say about firearms and I answered with “throw all guns into a volcano” but Reddit thought I meant all men which like….i meannnnnnnn
Sneaux96@reddit
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
It’s working I fear
NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit
I kept noticing fun little things like the smooths and dildo which is def not actual size I promise my god