Tell your unelected server mommy happy mothers day

Posted by NotSightmarkSimon@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 37 comments

u/killdozerprincess

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boogaloojoel@reddit

Simping for a women in gunnit is a new one

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NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit

I basically held a SCCY to his head and made him post this, so idk that it counts as simping in the first place

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NotSightmarkSimon@reddit (OP)

I didn't know jokes were considered simping.

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THUND3RXIII@reddit

Happy Mother’s Day FBI Ag- I mean u/killdozerprincess!!

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NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit

Thanks I don’t have children yet but I claim you all as my own hahahaha

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benmarvin@reddit

All your children are mentally ill, you should consider some 360 month abortions.

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NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit

Simon won’t let me post them but they are phat

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NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit

extra $8,000-$10,000 was tough to swing in law school but I do kinda regret it

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Admiral52@reddit

If you don’t have crawl control you can’t be my glowboi 💅

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NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit

Wait I read neglected not unelected and now I’m mad

no head

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NotSightmarkSimon@reddit (OP)

Imagine getting mad and I hit this move on you

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NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit

imagine I dutch oven you with Totino’s party pizza farts

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brs_one@reddit

Happy Mother’s Day, look up and smile

Wait

Wasn’t supposed to read that last part

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NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit

AW THANK YOU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 you are all my degenerate 🅱️oint 🅱️aby 🅱️ois

I’m 🅱️🐜 on main rn but this made my day thank you babe you are so sweet Simon!!!!

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L1FT_K1T@reddit

Oh noo u too? I’m back but what did u say to get 🅱️ant this time?

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L1FT_K1T@reddit

Oh the rituals? U told ppl about that?

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sorry no Y chromosomes (Jkjk) nah it was a comment I made on a post asking what the most stupid thing you’d heard someone say about firearms and I answered with “throw all guns into a volcano” but Reddit thought I meant all men which like….i meannnnnnnn

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Sneaux96@reddit

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NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit

It’s working I fear

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NotKilldozerPrincess@reddit

I kept noticing fun little things like the smooths and dildo which is def not actual size I promise my god