Dude Thanksgiving story
Posted by notmuself@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 18 comments
I was telling my Mom how Lenin's wife designed the Soviet education system. She asked, unironically "Yoko Ono?"
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
JamesTheLockGuy@reddit
Oh please Mommy, Dearest?! I’ll have you know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior hanger restraint!!!
testudoaubreii1@reddit
Listen, OP, I love your mom but you have to face the fact that sometimes SHE’S A GODDAMNED MORON! Yes, I’ll be at practice.
NoShortsDon@reddit
Oh no.
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
Oh, yes.
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
Specman9@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Mommy.
wicker_basket_1988@reddit
Mommy you are out of your element!
H_E_Pennypacker@reddit
Phone’s ringin son
Thank you, Mommy!
wicker_basket_1988@reddit
I am the walrus.
2wheelsThx@reddit
That story is ludicrous.
Mulliganasty@reddit
That poor woman.
useless_modern_god@reddit
I am the egg..man, sir!
NaptownBill@reddit
I am.the walrus? I am the walrus?
I am the walrus?
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
stonedmariguana@reddit
MrBark@reddit
I am The Walrus.
TrepidatiousInitiate@reddit
SmoovyJ@reddit
You look for the person who will benefit and uh…
Can you just pass the mashed potatoes, man?