Enjoy your day, dudes!
Posted by Ralph--Hinkley@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 48 comments
Posted by Ralph--Hinkley@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 48 comments
DAMON5280@reddit
Does he still eat solids?
mouawad23@reddit
No he has health problems.
hypoboxer@reddit
Fucking pilgrims. Nothing changes.
Hypochrondiac@reddit
Man in a buckled hat and knee-high socks... worthy fuckin' adversary
Huge_Marketing4897@reddit
And what we have now is a bunch of pumpkin eaters trying to find the volume on a Japanese remote.
TheTraveller66@reddit
Who’s wearing knee-highs, Walter?
surfinbird@reddit
Oh, Jesus! What's that smell, man?
LordSloth666@reddit
You said it man.
Krispykid54@reddit
Own_Sentence9238@reddit
Is this your drumstick, Larry?
MrDrFuge@reddit
Listen we know it’s your drumstick it has your name on it
Krispykid54@reddit
Little Brat’s stonewalling us.
Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit
This is what happens, Larry, when you stuff a turkey in the ass!!
TimZer0@reddit
This is what happens when you find a pilgrim in the Alps!
Krispykid54@reddit
Larry you see what happens find a pilgrim in the woods.
Hefty_Win_8811@reddit
Thanks a lot, asshole.
WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit
Gravy coloration
realDaveBowman@reddit
He thinks the turkey basters did this?
biglebowski565@reddit
Ze lingonberry pie
MorseyMeese@reddit
That and a pair of drumsticks
ryanwheelliam@reddit
Delicious.... but perhaps you're right.
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Is it...what day is this?
Proof-Try-394@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
MrBark@reddit
Employed? ah ha...
Automatic-Bedroom926@reddit
Near Grandma’s house
Apprehensive_Bit_176@reddit
More thankful than you are.
memoryisntram@reddit
Waving the fucking turkey leg around??
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
I dabbled with gratitude once. Not in 'Nam, ofcourse.
thinclientsrock@reddit
Bulk of the cooking
TheRealBaboo@reddit
Does he still bake?
Chapaquidich@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
CursorTN@reddit
Oh, no. He has carb problems.
Smakm0076@reddit
Not exactly a lightweight
turdfurgy69@reddit
Are these the pilgrims, Walter?
TheRealPallando@reddit
No Donnie, these men are Spaniards.
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
You mean gravy?
Own-Contribution-478@reddit
Does he still baste?
chasehusbands@reddit
Next-Independent-477@reddit
This is what happens when you pass a puritan colony in Plymouth.
sharks@reddit
Take it easy, Dude. I know that you will.
khetti79@reddit
I just bought this turkey last week!!!
farmf00d@reddit
The Wampanoag draw a lot of water in this town.
joeypublica@reddit
Those are good turkeys dude
Nesbitt_Burns@reddit
This isn’t Plymouth. There are rules.
DavidForPresident@reddit
Does he still celebrate?
Apprehensive_Bit_176@reddit
No… he has dietary restrictions.
LostViking24601@reddit
Bulk of the stomach Dude