That's a good Turkey, Walter...
Posted by THWIZZIT@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 58 comments
Posted by THWIZZIT@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 58 comments
boop66@reddit
We're not talking about the guys who built the railroad.
2Hawaii@reddit
TheBoromancer@reddit
Me and Liam, we gonna fuck that Turkey up.
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
Not necessarily given every year…
HankScorpio4242@reddit
I’m not renting it shoes!
smkestcklghtn@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
Worth_Ad4258@reddit
Happy thanksgiving Dude
ShinedogAZ@reddit
The turkey has crashed into the fucking mountain!!
surfinbird@reddit
Waving the fucking wishbone around…
DonnyOOE@reddit
Donny, who loved turkey
Soulless--Plague@reddit
And yams.
ClayDrinion@reddit
dumps stuffing out of a coffee can into the wind and it blows back at him and the Dude
rumpledmoogleskin13@reddit
Fork and me, we gonna f#ck! You! Up!
TGRRAG81@reddit
This really got me rolling. Well played
BOMBLOADER@reddit
WAVING THE FUCKING STUFFING AROUND ! ? !
TheTraveller66@reddit
Calmer than you are
RedPhule@reddit
I'm staying.....enjoying my stuffing..
Krispykid54@reddit
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected gluttony.
RanchHere@reddit
Brandt can’t eat or he has to pay a thousand dollars.
kinkyslc1@reddit
Automatic-Bedroom926@reddit
Mind if I do some triptiphan?
DAMON5280@reddit
Tryptophan, dude.
Andre6900@reddit
A bird with a cleft asshole?
Narrow_String_4831@reddit
Donny, please.
Equivalent-Royal-677@reddit
That bird really tied the meal together
goathrottleup@reddit
The stuffing is not the issue here!
RongGearRob@reddit
I can get you a turkey leg, with gravy on it.
Current-Olive9201@reddit
That turkey really ties the room together
therealtwomartinis@reddit
I would've fucked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass this Thursday instead!
Driving to OP’s house now, WHAOOOO!
Pseudonymble@reddit
This, this is not a worthy shit-post. What you have here is a lazy redditor, sticking "Lebowski" fonts while farming generic holiday clicks. Now Tomorrow's already the 10th posts - now there's a worthy shit-post. Eyeballs-to-bullshit.
NukeDaBurbz@reddit
That some kind of eastern thing?
RedPhule@reddit
Far from it.
The_ZombyWoof@reddit
Oh, that's my friend Shari. She just came over to eat the stuffing.
JerryRiceOfOhio2@reddit
fuller than you are
MaMerde@reddit
Over the waist line!
Smakm0076@reddit
Wash it down with a White Russian, two oat sodas and a good sasparilla.
abides-the-dude-does@reddit
A world of pain.
NoseBig4267@reddit
Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your main course, man.
Specman9@reddit
Botosi5150@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
unclejohnnydanger@reddit
You said it man!
The_Good_Constable@reddit
Is this, uh, what day is this?
irate_alien@reddit
Today is Thanksgiving Donny, the American day of gluttony and sloth. I eat turkey, I eat stuffing, and i sure as shit eat pie!
JackStrawSTL@reddit
We’re thankful for nothing Lebuffski, nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your drumstick!
Soulless--Plague@reddit
What do you need that for Dude?
NizzoNation@reddit
I don't need your fucking sympathy Walter, I need my fucking turkey!
AgileDrag1469@reddit
She’s got to feed the monkey. 🐒
NizzoNation@reddit
You got a date Thursday baby!
skichip@reddit
That’s a good turkey, Walter.
I_Keep_Trying@reddit
Everything’s a fucking turkey with you, man!
I_Keep_Trying@reddit
Some turkeys, some pies, some what-have-yous.
lanekiffinlover69@reddit
You got a date this Thursday baby! Ha HA!!!
sdrdude@reddit
Shut up Donny! You are out of your element!
2wheelsThx@reddit
Let me tell you something, pendejo.You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash politics around the table, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click".
duh_nom_yar@reddit
Turkey, you're out of your oven!
TowerOfSisyphus@reddit
Couple drumsticks, couple beers, our problems are over, Dudes! Giving thanks for all of us sinners. Take 'er easy, Dudes! 🦃
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
Gotta feed the monkey. Has that not occurred to you...man?
wlrldchampionsexy@reddit
And a good day to you, Sir!