I offered $100 for him not to watch me take it.
Posted by Turbulent_Ad9508@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 31 comments
Posted by Turbulent_Ad9508@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 31 comments
kawiz03@reddit
The Dude in the Red Sleigh, worthy fucking adversary.
TheBoromancer@reddit
This is not fuckin Nam’ Walter!
SmoovyJ@reddit
They did NOT receive the MONEY, you nitwit!
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
Her fireside variety pack was in your hands, dude…
TheBoromancer@reddit
That had not occurred to us, Dude.
Perfect__Timing@reddit
Take the ringer, Dude.
BestRiver8735@reddit
These prices will not stand, man.
0Wolf_J_FlyWheel0@reddit
Seems like a fair offer dude....take the ringer next time
elpayo@reddit
Look, let me explain something... He's Santa. So that's what you call him. That, or Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, or Jolly Old Saint Nick, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Thedudeabides2491@reddit
Nothing changes
MedLebowski@reddit
Nice marmot
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
You have your story I have mine.
sillygoose0420@reddit
Man, I had a bad day, and I hate the fuckin 12 days of Christmas
kawiz03@reddit
Out of my fucking thread! Out!
andrei_androfski@reddit
Your gonna need a cash machine.
D-Flo1@reddit
Mark it 12!
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
Santa Claus draws a lot of water in this town, you don’t draw shit, OP.
D-Flo1@reddit
A lot of "cut" water
iliketopoopitpoopit9@reddit
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, cutwater.
_its_a_SWEATER_@reddit
He said to take any sweater in the house…
kawiz03@reddit
My father told me he agreed to let you have the sweater, but as it was a gift from me to my late mother, it was not his to give.
Reasonable-Bus-2187@reddit
That some kind of North Pole thing?
kawiz03@reddit
Far from it.
2wheelsThx@reddit
He looks like a fuckin loser.
AlmostNeverPosts@reddit
I like yer style, Dude
nysom1227@reddit
What cha drink, dude?
Bulky_Yak_8626@reddit
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Key_Country3756@reddit
Is that my robe?
Rynobonestarr1@reddit
That’s marvelous!
DrNullPinter@reddit
He’s gotta feed the monkey
lanekiffinlover69@reddit
Bar’s over there