Honestly I hate chess. Only people that wanna play are the ones that have like 10 years of experience on the game, and I ain't going against those kinds of people.
If I hear "Ah, I see that you went with the King's crusty ass hair gambit. Didn't know you knew this game.", I'm gonna kms.
Alright guys watch this, this is the reason why I stopped playing Smash Bros right here. People, like this game has this game has been out for like what seven years just seven years, and people are this tryhard, at a party game, like bro like c'mon man like why are you doing this to everybody else. People don't learn how to go pro in a game in seven years, but yet you guys are out here like winning every single like it just it just doesn't make sense man. You lose the fun in the game once you turn everything so so competitive like sometimes people just wanna hop on, have a good time with their friends, play around, but next thing they know they see sweats like this guy right, like winning every single game he plays and then the game just becomes unfun after like 5 years, that's why no one plays fortnite anymore, people are starting to lose fun in uh warzone like it's just i
King's Crusty Ass Hair Gambit isn't played at high levels anymore because it loses to the Dubai Chocolate Defense. Queen's Crusty Ass Hair Gambit is much better scoring.
Chess is a solved game, I especially love playing against people who know what they're doing- you move your left pawn on the starting move and they snicker and say some shit like "in 20 moves I'll pull off a francias magnjfique gambit...so I move my knight and they go "haha, the fools folley!"
Openings and end games are technically solved which can be very boring especially at the top level so that's why some people are popularizing fischer random
Tekken is a solved game, I hate going against Tekken God Omegas when they scream "DORYA" and talk about hitting me with something korean bbqdash into perfect electric
What does that even mean ? "People that know wath they're doing", people don't know what they are doing even pro player that why they will always lose to engines . They are a lot of reasons to not play this fucking game but remember that the large majority of player sucks ass (online at least) so yours is pretty dumb ngl.
I really think you overestimate most of the players, if you really are starting and playing in the beginner range there's no need to learn any theory, a basic understanding of principles is enough to lead to exciting games without any real disadvantages .
I had to quit chess after getting good enough to play the slightly above average players who are some of the most insufferable people on earth.
These mother fuckers refused to lose, they would desperately try to force a draw by running down the clock, just so their precious little score wouldn't drop.
They wouldn't even rage quit, they would sit there like an Uber driver playing chicken with the cancellation fee.
Tldr: chess is fun but the players are insufferable
Yes, but once they realise they will lose and you won't draw they will punish you by not making any more moves to run down the clock. Which on Chess·com was about 10 minutes of time wasted to protect their tiny fragile egos.
Every second game became this and very quickly it becomes unplayable.
SpaceBug176@reddit
Honestly I hate chess. Only people that wanna play are the ones that have like 10 years of experience on the game, and I ain't going against those kinds of people.
If I hear "Ah, I see that you went with the King's crusty ass hair gambit. Didn't know you knew this game.", I'm gonna kms.
UnluckyStartingStats@reddit
Play online there’s tons of newer and low elo players
Reading_username@reddit
It's the same with smash bros.
The only people who want to play these days at parties and such, are the sweats who are ranked and just go hard.
MixaLv@reddit
Alright guys watch this, this is the reason why I stopped playing Smash Bros right here. People, like this game has this game has been out for like what seven years just seven years, and people are this tryhard, at a party game, like bro like c'mon man like why are you doing this to everybody else. People don't learn how to go pro in a game in seven years, but yet you guys are out here like winning every single like it just it just doesn't make sense man. You lose the fun in the game once you turn everything so so competitive like sometimes people just wanna hop on, have a good time with their friends, play around, but next thing they know they see sweats like this guy right, like winning every single game he plays and then the game just becomes unfun after like 5 years, that's why no one plays fortnite anymore, people are starting to lose fun in uh warzone like it's just i
random__potato_@reddit
same. i tried playing chess this year, but gave up after a month.
SuperSocialMan@reddit
Fucking for real, god.
Idiot_of_Babel@reddit
Just play online. There's elo based matchmaking and for all anyone knows you're a Chinese 5 year old losing to another Chinese 5 year old.
ReturnRadio@reddit
Ah, I see that you went the the King's crusty ass hair gambit. A very good opening move!
SpaceBug176@reddit
Thank you. Now I can keep myself safe.
ReturnRadio@reddit
Love you baby
Due_Title_6982@reddit
Irl maybe, but online definitely not
MixaLv@reddit
What. Chess has exploded in popularity so there's a shitton of fresh noobs trying out the game, what you are saying just ain't true at all.
Derpy_Derpingson@reddit
King's Crusty Ass Hair Gambit isn't played at high levels anymore because it loses to the Dubai Chocolate Defense. Queen's Crusty Ass Hair Gambit is much better scoring.
Gamelooker221@reddit
Just play little kids then, you'll still get whooped but itll be closeat least
SpaceBug176@reddit
Typo.
Thin_General_8594@reddit
Chess is a solved game, I especially love playing against people who know what they're doing- you move your left pawn on the starting move and they snicker and say some shit like "in 20 moves I'll pull off a francias magnjfique gambit...so I move my knight and they go "haha, the fools folley!"
BilleyBong@reddit
Openings and end games are technically solved which can be very boring especially at the top level so that's why some people are popularizing fischer random
OwnHousing9851@reddit
Tekken is a solved game, I hate going against Tekken God Omegas when they scream "DORYA" and talk about hitting me with something korean bbqdash into perfect electric
Nuubio@reddit
Tekken at least has different "boards" to play on and it's not always a mirror match.
SpaceBug176@reddit
Same except this is why I hate playing against people that know what they're doing.
JLBRDR@reddit
What does that even mean ? "People that know wath they're doing", people don't know what they are doing even pro player that why they will always lose to engines . They are a lot of reasons to not play this fucking game but remember that the large majority of player sucks ass (online at least) so yours is pretty dumb ngl.
SpaceBug176@reddit
What I mean is people that memorized a shitton of stuff from playing for too long because it's annoying.
JLBRDR@reddit
I really think you overestimate most of the players, if you really are starting and playing in the beginner range there's no need to learn any theory, a basic understanding of principles is enough to lead to exciting games without any real disadvantages .
higate@reddit
I had to quit chess after getting good enough to play the slightly above average players who are some of the most insufferable people on earth.
These mother fuckers refused to lose, they would desperately try to force a draw by running down the clock, just so their precious little score wouldn't drop.
They wouldn't even rage quit, they would sit there like an Uber driver playing chicken with the cancellation fee.
Tldr: chess is fun but the players are insufferable
Przedrzag@reddit
Don’t you lose if you run out of time tho?
higate@reddit
Yes, but once they realise they will lose and you won't draw they will punish you by not making any more moves to run down the clock. Which on Chess·com was about 10 minutes of time wasted to protect their tiny fragile egos.
Every second game became this and very quickly it becomes unplayable.
sofa_adviser@reddit
Why doesn't white just take the knight with the D2 bishop? Is he stupid?
leastemployableman@reddit
Bonus if his opponent is regarded enough to take bishop with A5 pawn
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
Chess players when I pull off the dick in ass gambit and top them
leastemployableman@reddit
I just put my opponents pieces in my ass so they dont try to get them back with those pesky pawns