No bro I’m not gay I was just desperate no you don’t understand I just wanted to lose my v-card no it’s not like that it’s just girls didn’t want me so naturally I found a femboy you know how it is bro
Fun fact, puberty starts and stops sooner or later for different people.
I had hair on my balls since I was 13 (I'm 22 now) and I have Klinefelter's Syndrome, I LITERALLY HAVE AN EXTRA X CHROMOSOME AND WENT THROUGH PUBERTY FASTER THAN THIS EXAMPLE.
I just started a masters program, and most of my classmates are southasian kids straight out of their undergrad(I'm saying that as if I'm any older than 26, but still, 4 years out of school is a looooong time).
Idk if I give off "big brother" energy or what, but at least 4 people have told me they're virgins and are genuinely worried about it.
Man i didn't get any action until 22. By that time i had already had jobs at very important companies and lived abroad. Sometimes you just gotta get better at talking with people and flirtitng.
Except he isn't actually gay, he's a desperate incel who convinced himself to be attracted to a facsimile of a girl that has no tits and a dick.
Unless femboys started growing on trees at some point in the last few years, I don't believe a word of it. Just another in 4chan's ongoing masturbatory r9k obsession with femboys. If it were actually true, however, the 'relationship' is doomed. Human sexuality is an elastic spectrum. You can push yourself down it one way or another, but biochemistry is always going to find a way to move you back to whatever your natural baseline is.
But the spectrum of sexuality is on average more complex than gay or straight. Society lets you believe it’s mostly that binary. But studies show that most people experience some kind of same sex attraction in their lives. So i would argue, if we had no judgement when it comes to orientation on societal level we would see an even sharper increase in the lgbtq people then currently. I would assume to the point where the bell curve shows purely gay or straight on the outskirts of the curve.
If we had no judgement when it comes to sexuality there would be no such thing as LGBTQ people because everyone would make their choices dynamically from moment to moment and it would form no significance to their personal identity. In a world of gender-fluid pansexuals, the word 'queer' has no meaning.
I don’t think this is necessarily true, the need to label yourself would probably decrease but it would take a long time until labeling would fall completely out of fashion. Part of labels is to communicate something about yourself(how you feel, what you are currently attracted to..) this part does not vanish just because there is no more judgement around this topic
I did say I didn't believe a word of it. It's pretty clearly just some doofus playing into 4chan's twink obsession so he can jerk off to people talking about how men make better women than women do.
If I invented a time machine, traveled back to 2001, and told my younger self that I would someday hear the phrase 'Christian values conservative gay erotica' and not only think it entirely appropriate but a possible zeitgeist of culture at large - I know for an absolute fact my younger self would shit himself, strike me with great violence, and then run away screaming.
How I know this with such surety, you ask? Because of my memories of that day I shit myself in high school. Thanks to u/PofanWasTaken, I now know that I will one day invent a Time Machine! Time to go back and finish my doctorate!
Per the psyop cat, it’s the lefty version of the 4chan sub heavily upvoting gay/trans posts. Honestly the website as a whole leans that way, and will push that content. Plus it’s a meme at this point, so people will play into that. The website as a whole was better a decade ago, before it politically consolidated so much, and wore in the same ruts so deeply. And before everyone’s brains were consumed by a certain reality tv character. These days the classic r atheism “euphoric” cringe post would be genuinely upvoted to front page, with no one calling out the cringe except some downvoted posts hidden in “controversial”. We should never have lost Unidan and the thing about crows, even if he did upvote his own fun facts.
It was legitimately good motivation to get/stay healthy, though I may have preferred the “fatlogic” era of those subs, where the focus was on recognizing unhealthy, self destructive, delusional ways of thinking and behaving, and avoiding that. I don’t hear much about “healthy at any size” these days though, so I wonder if people realized that obesity is incompatible with being healthy, or if it’s still out there, as popular as ever, and we just don’t hear about it here now.
Well I talk about boys, yeah yeah boys, don’t you know I need boys, yeah yeah boys, well I talk about boys now, yeah yeah boys, aaaaaaaaaaaa boys, yeah yeah boys
He better not be straight, because if life is good and the relationship stays strong his femboy twink will eventually become an old man. Could you imagine fucking a 50 year old man in the ass as a straight guy?
Raging_Horse_Cock@reddit
No bro I’m not gay I was just desperate no you don’t understand I just wanted to lose my v-card no it’s not like that it’s just girls didn’t want me so naturally I found a femboy you know how it is bro
esssssto@reddit
Bro your just got hair on your balls give yourself a bit of time
-NoNameListed-@reddit
Fun fact, puberty starts and stops sooner or later for different people.
I had hair on my balls since I was 13 (I'm 22 now) and I have Klinefelter's Syndrome, I LITERALLY HAVE AN EXTRA X CHROMOSOME AND WENT THROUGH PUBERTY FASTER THAN THIS EXAMPLE.
HotTrashed@reddit
Gray balls speedrun
-NoNameListed-@reddit
Genuinely though, my ball hair blows out like a longhaired dog, it's constantly growing and shedding
FinancialCut993@reddit
Pic ?
-NoNameListed-@reddit
No, but I can reliably brush out over 20 hairs per day.
And they just keep growing back
DezXerneas@reddit
I just started a masters program, and most of my classmates are southasian kids straight out of their undergrad(I'm saying that as if I'm any older than 26, but still, 4 years out of school is a looooong time).
Idk if I give off "big brother" energy or what, but at least 4 people have told me they're virgins and are genuinely worried about it.
esssssto@reddit
Man i didn't get any action until 22. By that time i had already had jobs at very important companies and lived abroad. Sometimes you just gotta get better at talking with people and flirtitng.
wordjedi@reddit
tried flir titting and constables were summoned
esssssto@reddit
Then get better at talking man
Adrian4lyf@reddit
LordranKing@reddit
Fegeleinch4n@reddit
i wake up, still a cute cat :3
Lucius-Halthier@reddit
LOOK AT THOSE STUBBY LEGS!
the_gerund@reddit
Don't think I ever saw the original picture before. Neat
MericanMeal@reddit
It's the same cat as OIIAAI
North_Theory4950@reddit
fun fact: this cat is blind
Ghostiestboi@reddit
His stubby little legs are so adorable
soiboi64@reddit
deanrihpee@reddit
that is a chonky cat
OGOngoGablogian@reddit
It's psyops all the way down.
Eledridan@reddit
Infinite spin, infinite rotation.
Good_Smile@reddit
Damn it's evolving
JesseVykar@reddit
System of a Down song
noah272@reddit
52-75-73-74-79@reddit
Fake: wife Gay: as fuck
WangChungtonight13@reddit
0 days without a pysop
Mikey618000@reddit
Woah, fake and gay is real!
TJTheree@reddit
eXclurel@reddit
They are afraid they will be demonetized on a free to use website.
IdioticZacc@reddit
Honestly this has been reposted so many times in so many places, who knows who censored it
CupcakeInsideMe@reddit
A single image search gives you the original with posts like these. OP is lazy or a bot tbh
IdioticZacc@reddit
Honestly this has been reposted so many times in so many places, who knows who censored it
CyclopsPsyops@reddit
Real and gay pilled
KazakiriKaoru@reddit
Wtf does erp mean???
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
Except he isn't actually gay, he's a desperate incel who convinced himself to be attracted to a facsimile of a girl that has no tits and a dick.
Unless femboys started growing on trees at some point in the last few years, I don't believe a word of it. Just another in 4chan's ongoing masturbatory r9k obsession with femboys. If it were actually true, however, the 'relationship' is doomed. Human sexuality is an elastic spectrum. You can push yourself down it one way or another, but biochemistry is always going to find a way to move you back to whatever your natural baseline is.
p1nkfr3ud@reddit
But the spectrum of sexuality is on average more complex than gay or straight. Society lets you believe it’s mostly that binary. But studies show that most people experience some kind of same sex attraction in their lives. So i would argue, if we had no judgement when it comes to orientation on societal level we would see an even sharper increase in the lgbtq people then currently. I would assume to the point where the bell curve shows purely gay or straight on the outskirts of the curve.
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
If we had no judgement when it comes to sexuality there would be no such thing as LGBTQ people because everyone would make their choices dynamically from moment to moment and it would form no significance to their personal identity. In a world of gender-fluid pansexuals, the word 'queer' has no meaning.
p1nkfr3ud@reddit
I don’t think this is necessarily true, the need to label yourself would probably decrease but it would take a long time until labeling would fall completely out of fashion. Part of labels is to communicate something about yourself(how you feel, what you are currently attracted to..) this part does not vanish just because there is no more judgement around this topic
rip-droptire@reddit
You're putting way too much thought into it. It's just fake and gay
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
I did say I didn't believe a word of it. It's pretty clearly just some doofus playing into 4chan's twink obsession so he can jerk off to people talking about how men make better women than women do.
FefnirMKII@reddit
Erotic role play (sex texting via discord)
KazakiriKaoru@reddit
Lmao
PioApocalypse@reddit
Unpopular opinion but the censorship makes it funnier
Anxious-Gazelle9067@reddit
[screw] you
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Tr*e
No_Neat_6259@reddit
F*alse
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
Fualse
ChangingMonkfish@reddit
It’s like South Park, I think it’s actually funnier when the swearing is bleeped out.
2020mademejoinreddit@reddit
horny_beer_bottle@reddit
emale27@reddit
Fake: Anon is a top
Gay: Discord
LegitJesus@reddit
I like a happy ending
Spac92@reddit
Gross. Why didn’t he just buy some time from hookers if he was afraid of dying a virgin?
_massive_balls_@reddit
GAY
perhapsimbeefburrito@reddit
fake: anon loses virginity
gay: anon edates a dude, pounds him and makes him his boywife
angus22proe@reddit
FSB agent whose come to femasculate the west
thot_chocolate420@reddit
Good for him.
RageinaterGamingYT@reddit
Nothing ever happens
I_cut_my_own_jib@reddit
At least it didn't say
ABR5796@reddit
Classic gay greentext
YourJimmysAreRusty@reddit
True and gay.
Rainy-Flatline15@reddit
I would love to be house wife sundress femboy, but unfortunately been cursed to live as messy smelly lazy college uniform twink
Dom469inic@reddit
WANT_TO_KMS@reddit
Gay
HuTyphoon@reddit
Gee I'm so glad they censored that bad word in this story about anon smashing dicks with a femboy
_sephylon_@reddit
It's not censorship, they edit the image to not get targeted by repost hunting bots
nowlickmyfet@reddit
I heard they also censor these coz people post these on shit tok or sumthing? And everything is censored there.
RancidOoze@reddit
"Frottage? You mean BASHING COCKS?!"
Electrical-Help5512@reddit
When I was young I thought gay guys just rubbed their dicks together. Then I saw Pulp Fiction.
Charbus@reddit
Zeds dead baby
idontknowjuspickone@reddit
A true coming of age story
PofanWasTaken@reddit
Right? Makes me enjoy my christian values conservative gay erotica that much more
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
If I invented a time machine, traveled back to 2001, and told my younger self that I would someday hear the phrase 'Christian values conservative gay erotica' and not only think it entirely appropriate but a possible zeitgeist of culture at large - I know for an absolute fact my younger self would shit himself, strike me with great violence, and then run away screaming.
How I know this with such surety, you ask? Because of my memories of that day I shit myself in high school. Thanks to u/PofanWasTaken, I now know that I will one day invent a Time Machine! Time to go back and finish my doctorate!
PofanWasTaken@reddit
You're welcome, random redditor!
CasulWrecker@reddit
porfito@reddit
His name sounds like someone loudly swallowing
KazakiriKaoru@reddit
That's his channel name. His actual name is Garnt.
eddy-mc-sweaty@reddit
his name is Grant The Anime Man Virginia
beegproblemzzz@reddit
I would have live the rest of my life in anger thinking there was someone named Garnt. Thank you for saving me.
NeckRoFeltYa@reddit
I always thought Virginia was an anime state....
BaseAdministrative32@reddit
Pokelape@reddit
Source on the pic?
PhilosopherShot5434@reddit
There's no such thing as a perma-virgin. You are just not horny enough.
-NoNameListed-@reddit
There is an upper limit on horny though.
Unless you want to end up on another list
PhilosopherShot5434@reddit
Indeed
dannysmackdown@reddit
What is with these posts? There are so many of them, I don't get it?
Unacceptable_Lemons@reddit
Per the psyop cat, it’s the lefty version of the 4chan sub heavily upvoting gay/trans posts. Honestly the website as a whole leans that way, and will push that content. Plus it’s a meme at this point, so people will play into that. The website as a whole was better a decade ago, before it politically consolidated so much, and wore in the same ruts so deeply. And before everyone’s brains were consumed by a certain reality tv character. These days the classic r atheism “euphoric” cringe post would be genuinely upvoted to front page, with no one calling out the cringe except some downvoted posts hidden in “controversial”. We should never have lost Unidan and the thing about crows, even if he did upvote his own fun facts.
dannysmackdown@reddit
Man, those were the days. Remember fat people hate? They used to call em ham planets lol. Water niggas too. How far we have fallen :(
Unacceptable_Lemons@reddit
It was legitimately good motivation to get/stay healthy, though I may have preferred the “fatlogic” era of those subs, where the focus was on recognizing unhealthy, self destructive, delusional ways of thinking and behaving, and avoiding that. I don’t hear much about “healthy at any size” these days though, so I wonder if people realized that obesity is incompatible with being healthy, or if it’s still out there, as popular as ever, and we just don’t hear about it here now.
-NoNameListed-@reddit
By the mass Ozemptic shortage at the end of 2024, I think people caught on
rip-droptire@reddit
🔁🐈🔁
colderthantoast@reddit
You 2 were clearly destined to be together. I love that love will find a way. Be happy!
Inabaru@reddit
Jf37290@reddit
Don’t erp it can be dangerous
Zalar01@reddit
Ozymandias_1303@reddit
Real and gay.
SandCharacter2754@reddit
Bropperoni pizza you are GAY you do NOT have a wife you have a HUSBAND
Vikerchu@reddit
That's pretty gay
CorbinNZ@reddit
Ultionisrex@reddit
Happy for you, Tyler!
Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit
I will never have this. Well you know what that means.
Pommeswerfer@reddit
Just man down and become the boywife
Nand-Monad-Nor@reddit
Another day of someone suggesting to me to bottom. Perhaps today old friend
Szybowiec@reddit
Fake, anon get laid. Gay, it was a boy
Cheapy_Peepy@reddit
KawaiiQueen92@reddit
Real and straight.
Dizzy_Reindeer_6619@reddit
Fake: anon had sex
Gay: anon
typewriter45@reddit
what psyop have you brought me today, Mr. Soros?
SillyGoose_Syndrome@reddit
Boys who are boys
Who like boys to be boys
Who do boys like they're boys
Who do boys like they're boys
Always should be someone you really laaaaaav
UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb@reddit
Anon doesn’t lie about not being gay, gets rewarded with a Boywife
the_marxman@reddit
This is like a biblical parable or something
GalaXion24@reddit
Be honest with yourself, it's that shrimple
Stunning-Drawer-4288@reddit
No hate, but is there a green text subreddit that’s not just gay romance fiction? Didn’t sign up for that
I_WORK_AT_QFC@reddit
Bait used to be believeable
saketho@reddit
Idk why I love this phrase.
One day I want to witness a fish just swim past a hook and say “bait used to be believeable”
Slide-Maleficent@reddit
What? No, it didn't. If it was believable, you wouldn't know it as bait!
The more openly the internet lies, the more honest it becomes.
SlayVideos@reddit
Only a true man can be best girl
throwaway6444377_@reddit
boys make the best girls because boys know what boys like
saketho@reddit
Well I talk about boys, yeah yeah boys, don’t you know I need boys, yeah yeah boys, well I talk about boys now, yeah yeah boys, aaaaaaaaaaaa boys, yeah yeah boys
saketho@reddit
Well I talk about boys, yeah yeah boys, don’t you know I need boys, yeah yeah boys, well I talk about boys now, yeah yeah boys, aaaaaaaaaaaa boys, yeah yeah boys
JealousDog99@reddit
boys make boys know boys like
Electrical-Help5512@reddit
Dudes rock!
ApaniPro@reddit
Ultimate woman is a man
ponygobyebye@reddit
Only a true Totsuka can be a best Hideyoshi
orangutanDOTorg@reddit
When I lived in SF I wished I was into guys but back then it was bears and twinks and I couldn’t. Maybe if fembois had been around.
CommandWest7471@reddit
Good for him ig
djaqk@reddit
icedragon71@reddit
At least it didn't start with the usual "Be me. Straight."
CrispyJelly@reddit
He better not be straight, because if life is good and the relationship stays strong his femboy twink will eventually become an old man. Could you imagine fucking a 50 year old man in the ass as a straight guy?
RKgame3@reddit
Jonesbro@reddit
Don't share censored stuff here. That's wack
OctopusFarmer47@reddit
In his defense he never once lied about being straight, mad respect
scoutpred@reddit
ArKoJents@reddit
Real & straight
TarantinosFavWord@reddit
Jarvis! Initiate twink death!
BoxGroundbreaking687@reddit
atleast anon isnt visiting the river in egypt.
z3n777@reddit
femboy bait
Pepperonidogfart@reddit
I dont care how much of this bull shit i read i aint gay. Nice try NSA.
DickviperAU@reddit
Fake: for once I hope not
Gay: 4chan post
AussieSilly@reddit
Apeshit?
The_Meemeli@reddit
Apeblackbox
UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb@reddit
No, Ape◼️
SirJohnFielding@reddit
I completely thought it said “go full apex” at first lmao
esssssto@reddit
He started playing apex leyends when the boyfriend undressed
AussieSilly@reddit
Ah makes sense. Thanks for clarifying <3
toomuchradiation@reddit
Apecunt
Sasha_Boykisser@reddit
Straight and true. As all things should be.
KwintenDops@reddit
All roads lead to Rome…
irepress_my_emotions@reddit
Israel is trying to make me homosexual
systemmm34@reddit
who the hell censors shit in a greentext about having sex with femboys
cheekeong001@reddit
real and gay, anon went full homo
raguwatanabe@reddit
Straightest anon there is
soniko_@reddit
Besides the psyop, if anon had talked to ugly girls, he could have pampered his resume and still get laid.
Dunno why he had to go full psyop
poope_lord@reddit
I waketh, another attack on my sovereign mind
Anzire@reddit
Anon read that one manga about a man marrying his cute feminine childhood male friend/wife. Its wholesome if you want to read it.
bayala43@reddit
Dude barely escaped being a teenager and figured he was doomed to be a KHHV
Worried-Compote2897@reddit
just missing the word straight from the opening line
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Fake from the seventh line
Gay from the fifth
McZootington@reddit
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Lucky
Levin_1999@reddit
Should’ve started with “me be heterosexual”
Aavasque001@reddit
This is the psyop that the cat warned us about.
myleyVirus@reddit
Well actualy this is more relevant Than
Minute-Employ-4964@reddit
Honestly think this is beautiful.
God saw so many incel men so he sent you bastards T girls.
Why do you all reject gods blessings?
CocunutHunter@reddit
Another confirmation that boys are better than girls at everything, including being a girl.