Tough Choice | TheaterFire

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PoshDiggory@reddit

Shave your face, get a haircut and some clothes that dont look like your mom picked them out. And youre golden, Ponyboy.

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Reading_username@reddit

fresh haircut

fresh clothes

smell nice but not overpowering

have impeccable hygiene (even if just for the day)

fresh breath

funny and/or relatable anecdotes

Is it really just that easy?

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internetlad@reddit

"getting laid is easy just do everything right"

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Reading_username@reddit

Just be 6/6/6 bro. It's easy if you just do that.

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HarshTheDev@reddit

I always thought that the 6 inches part in 6/6/6 was weirdly inclusive.

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Reading_username@reddit

Why? It's statistically above average.

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mcdevilcraft@reddit

mf if that list is "getting everything right" then I'm so very sorry to tell you that's like the bare minimum to be a functioning human being

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concussionmaker__91@reddit (OP)

Who said anything about getting laid? That's how to get good at tf2.

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PoshDiggory@reddit

Do people really do that? Go more than a day without bathing?

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Reading_username@reddit

Yeah.

There are certain climates where if you're indoors all day and don't do anything, you could probably get away with showering every other day. Esp if it's winter and you don't sweat at all.

Still gross, but you won't be beefing up the public spaces you enter, esp. if you still use deodorant.

I wouldn't recommend it though, if you want people to like you.

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PoshDiggory@reddit

Im one of those ppl ngl. Helps the hair stay healthy. But obviously I know to just look in the mirror to know if I need to wash my ass for company.

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BobDylansBasterdSon@reddit

Just wash your body and not your hair.

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Thendrail@reddit

Yup, it's time for TF2.

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SoupaMayo@reddit

"Shave your face, get a haircut and some clothes that dont look like your mom picked them out", and THEN hop into TF2

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420Wedge@reddit

You will have plenty of time in the future to waste your life away on games. Once you leave school those random parties dry up real quick. Enjoy them while you can.

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THESUACED@reddit

You guys getting random parties

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Drunkretardmcgee@reddit

This is the real answer. At least down the line, anon can say he tried when he had the opportunity. A lot of black-pilled dudes cry that they “missed out” and it’s “too late” years later.

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HotlineZero_@reddit

If he goes to the party, he won't get laid, if he plays TF2, he won't get laid but play TF2

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HotlineZero_@reddit

TF2 wins

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internetlad@reddit

Not getting laid vs getting called slurs by a Russian squeaker hmmm

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Zeus1131@reddit

cyka blyat

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Mrwright96@reddit

Or do what I plan on doing, going to parties dressed as a giant hot dog and be as funny and fun as possible! I might not get laid, but I sure as hell won’t be disappointed!

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